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General => General => Topic started by: GEORGE ZIMMER on February 14, 2006, 02:27:52 am

Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: GEORGE ZIMMER on February 14, 2006, 02:27:52 am: CLEARLY THESE IS SOME CONFUSION HERE. YOU TREAD DANGEROUS GROUND IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO CLAIM YOURSELF THE REAL GEORGE ZIMMER. THIS IS WHERE YOUR ACTS OF HERESY END FOR I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. I AM THE REAL GEORGE ZIMMER AND YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO THE GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT MANMEAT IMMEDIATLY. HELL, I BET YOU GUYS COULDN'T EVEN COAX A ROMANIAN GIGALO TO HAVE YOUR EQUALLY WORTHLESS OFFSPRING, NEVERMIND PENETRATING THE COLON OF A RANDY RHINO THUS IMPREGNATING AND SELLING THE OFFSPRING AS CHEAP LABOUR TO WORK ON THE FARMS IN AFRICA THAT MAKE THE MATERIALS FOR MY DAPPER GABARDINE SUITS. I DID THAT TWICE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOUR OBESE MOTHER A TEN-POINT INSPECTION WITH MY ELEPHANTINE SEMINAL SHAFT.

I GUARANTEE IT.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: GEORGE ZIMMER on February 14, 2006, 02:37:17 am: HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENâ€™S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACK SIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISN SIZED WINKY WINKLER,I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT THEN PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECASUE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERROIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY DROP BECASUE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE.

I GUARANTEE IT.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 14, 2006, 04:33:34 am: Not only did you double post and type in all caps, but you listed several situations that I would think to be typed by someone else.
Namely, that "Sexual Chocolate" person. Actually, you insulted Bush, so you are a molecule more intelligent.

overall I would give you a g/10

(mocking tone) I GUARANTEE IT
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 14, 2006, 05:27:33 am: You're gonna like the way you look.

I GUARANTEE IT

No.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 14, 2006, 05:42:54 am: I'll be referencing this disturbing fiasco for a while
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Nightmare X on February 14, 2006, 06:01:21 am: lol, 4chan meme.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Superyoshi on February 14, 2006, 06:23:04 am: I'm gonna like the way I look.

You guarentee it.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 14, 2006, 08:09:01 am: Whoopee, another spammer-type n00b!

Shame he couldn't invade CJ's site, though...he'd get pwn'd badly by yours truly. :wink: *SHOT*
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Superyoshi on February 14, 2006, 08:10:58 am: Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Whoopee, another spammer-type n00b!

Shame he couldn't invade CJ's site, though...he'd get pwn'd badly by yours truly. :wink: *SHOT*

.....you don't get it, do you?

I'm a mod, I can check IPs, if this were someone trying to spam the place, I would have locked/deleted this topic, but it's just a joke. Who it is you'll have to find out yourself ;)
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 14, 2006, 08:12:22 am: Buzzkill. :evil:
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Superyoshi on February 14, 2006, 08:33:39 am: Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Buzzkill. :evil:

Wrong. It was Buzz Bomber
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/buzz.png)
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Herb on February 14, 2006, 09:22:47 am: Haha George Zimmer

I now who it is too...
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 14, 2006, 11:04:21 am: SuperYoshi, tell me on AIM, plz.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 14, 2006, 03:04:52 pm: I would guess, but I lost intrest in the topic a while ago.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Herb on February 14, 2006, 03:11:43 pm: ok ill just tell everyone.

its NMX

PSYCH!!

its megakevin
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 14, 2006, 03:12:59 pm: kevinman, kevinman. He can do what a kevin can
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 14, 2006, 03:53:09 pm: Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Wrong. It was Buzz Bomber
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/buzz.png)

LOL BUZZBOMBER!!!!!1!shift2
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: mugenmidget on February 15, 2006, 12:59:21 pm: Sorry guys, I'm the real buzz kill here.

It's Nightmare X.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 15, 2006, 02:08:05 pm: (true soap opera style) No! It cannot be true! Will the deception ever end ??! NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Nightmare X on February 15, 2006, 06:43:57 pm: Quote from: "mugenmidget"
Sorry guys, I'm the real buzz kill here.

It's Nightmare X.

Or is it?
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 15, 2006, 06:49:08 pm: Quote from: "Mr. Fortune Cookie"
(true soap opera style) No! It cannot be true! Will the deception ever end ??! NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

once again, all of the above
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 15, 2006, 06:50:59 pm: roflolol IP orolfolol say lolforlfol yes
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 15, 2006, 07:16:53 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
roPorfayolforlfoyes

Jason used conversion.
Yaminomalex's Post's type has been changed to crap.
Jason uses sewage truck
Yaminomalex's Post has fainted
Poke'mon Trainer Yaminomalex was powned
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 15, 2006, 08:36:01 pm: (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/27M_.jpg)

Take this.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 15, 2006, 08:42:00 pm: Jason used "Omega Stench"

All Yaminomalex's Poke'mon have died...permanently

Poke'mon Trainer Yaminomalex was powned once more

Jason: I win again...

Overlord Laharl wants to battle..............

And Jason powned yet another video game reference
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 15, 2006, 08:46:27 pm: Fwel.

Your games has been haxx0red by The M Block.

Resistance is futile.

(No, seriously this fucking stupid, stay on topic please.)
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 15, 2006, 08:48:45 pm: Gotcha...
sorriey
got a bit carried away with video game allusions
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 15, 2006, 09:21:10 pm: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/27M_.jpg)

Take this.

:shock: OMG IT'S TEH MISSINGNO.!!11!1!!!11shiftone2
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 15, 2006, 09:33:07 pm: Actually, it's M'Block, there's a bit of a diffrence.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Bladegash on February 16, 2006, 04:57:21 am: I always pronounced it "(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Msglitchname.gif)"
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 16, 2006, 04:12:43 pm: Quote from: "Bladegash"
"(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Msglitchname.gif)"

good handwriting!!!
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 17, 2006, 11:43:19 pm: /b/ sucks, /g/ rules.
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 17, 2006, 11:45:02 pm: A vacuum both sucks and blows. A king rules. A geologist rocks. A mountaineer names his son Cliff. A lawyer names his daughter Sue
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Yaminomalex on February 17, 2006, 11:48:35 pm: You obviously have never been on /b/
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Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 17, 2006, 11:50:19 pm: I have, but I am stating some unrelated facts
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Nightmare X on February 18, 2006, 05:36:46 am: Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
/b/ sucks, /g/ rules.

(http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5554/11399441790599nh.jpg)
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on February 18, 2006, 09:55:32 am: :shock: MUTANT CAT!!!

...does it taste like chicken? ;) *SHOT*
Title: HELLO IMPOSTERS.
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on February 18, 2006, 11:14:58 am: Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
:shock: MUTANT CAT!!!

...does it taste like chicken? ;) *SHOT*

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