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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 06:03:14 pm

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 06:03:14 pm

Antha and I decided that we're oging to invade Canada tonight. We want maple syrup. We can't tell you all of our plans, of course, but we'll be taking of the country, probably renaming it something badass, like... KILLZONE ALPHA. Yeah. Anyway, here's a slight overview of what we're going to do.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/canada.png)

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 23, 2005, 06:07:57 pm

Flames of the Sky

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: megakevinexe on October 23, 2005, 07:28:23 pm

But you DO live in Canada, Lazlo. :P  Why invade your own country? :P

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 07:31:05 pm

Who said I live in Canada?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Jehuty on October 23, 2005, 07:49:03 pm

-_- Lazlo lives in Alabama, MegaKevin...

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 07:49:57 pm

Sez who?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Jehuty on October 23, 2005, 07:52:52 pm

Umm..... everybody?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 07:53:26 pm

Oh. Right. Okay then. Carry on.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: megakevinexe on October 23, 2005, 07:57:12 pm

-_-;............... uh huh....... -_-;

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 07:57:50 pm

MegaKevin was almost right, though. I am an honorary Canadian.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: megakevinexe on October 23, 2005, 08:07:00 pm

And, not to be mean, but I heard you're a nerd too. :roll:

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Jehuty on October 23, 2005, 08:08:35 pm

A nerd who lives in Alabama but claims to be an honorary canadian. There. That describes Lazlo pretty much.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 08:11:46 pm

I'm an honorary Canadian because I say things like aboot, eh?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: megakevinexe on October 23, 2005, 08:15:27 pm

Yeah, pretty much. :|

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Swiftman on October 23, 2005, 08:32:48 pm

Okay... lemme get it straight....

You come in through the Sweetgrass/Coutts border towns, go up through the Queen Elizabeth II Highway between Calgary and Edmonton, then go up to....

Why go to Prince George, BC? o_0 Ain't nothing there, I've looked.

*shot for being a reality stickler*

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 08:33:32 pm

*puts anti reality gun down*

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 23, 2005, 08:47:58 pm

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on October 24, 2005, 09:21:14 am

CJMErl: I'm part Canadian!

Yami CJMErl: Hey Laz, does your plan involves the senseless slaughter of many moose and beavers?  Because if it does, I'm there.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 24, 2005, 02:30:06 pm

Well, not at the moment, but... How can I deny that face?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Jehuty on October 24, 2005, 05:51:21 pm

Can't you just buy some maple syrup at the store?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 24, 2005, 05:52:03 pm

...Oh yeah. Okay then, Canada is free.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Swiftman on October 24, 2005, 06:35:48 pm

Kewl, now I won't have to send a guided missile into your rectum. Heh heh....

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 24, 2005, 06:36:34 pm

*blows up Canada*

Oops, my bad.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Swiftman on October 24, 2005, 06:38:17 pm

*was safe, since Alberta really ought not to be prat of Canada, due to excessive awesomeimity*

You blew up my home country. Not one I'm too proud of, so...... No charges laid!

But touch Alberta and you will feel the full wrath of the Swiftman storm.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 24, 2005, 06:40:37 pm

*starts singing The Beatles*

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 24, 2005, 06:40:41 pm

Are you saying Alberta should maybe be part of some other nearby country, who's name I won't mention but who's initials are United States of America.

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Jehuty on October 24, 2005, 06:46:14 pm

*asplodes*

Title: Invasion Plan
Post by: Swiftman on October 24, 2005, 06:48:09 pm

Not a chance in hell.

It should be it's own country, with British Columbia and Saskatchewan as part of it.

Really, Saskatchewan has more oil deposits than Alberta even.

Just if they do take the oil out, the Federal government will tax any profits that could be made. It's not to Sask's benefit to get that oil.

If the praire's became their own country, that would nto happen.

The more you know.