You must journey to a tall mountain, and seek out the wise old man formerly known as Bill Cosby, he will then ask you to find his lost golden piece of chicken, and chicken flavored jello, and assorted flavored condoms. Once you have done that, you must travel back in time to do that task again, but this time, wear a hat. Wearing this hat will enable the gates of hell to be unlocked. Stare at the gates of hell for a few minutes and walk away, then take a dump. Once you have taken a dump, you must clean it up. Afterwards a portal will appear and it will take you to a land known as Africa. Do not be shocked at that natives, even though they may try to throw rocks at your ass. Play a card trick for them and throw some turkey in the distance as a distraction, once the natives are distracted, steal their magical knife. Then run around in circles and cut yourself with the knife, while writing bad poetry. One you have submitted this poetry to Sheezyart, Channel Cat will appear to grant you a magic piece of finely cut cloth, disacrd this cloth as it may contains AIDS. Rob a back then go to the dollar store, and ask if they have any cups, this will come in handy later. If they don't have any cups, kill yourself. But if they do have cups, purchase them and eat them, yes eat the cups k? Oh yeah the mosquito, I was getting to that. Just Google it for an image and trace or something...
