TPH Forum

General => Segregation => Topic started by: SparkyPantsMcGee on June 07, 2007, 12:37:41 pm

Title: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: SparkyPantsMcGee on June 07, 2007, 12:37:41 pm

Everyone is excited about the new harry Potter book, you know the final story of Harry's life. Well J.K. rolling has a suprise for all you fans and here it is....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QzUh-75ljZs&feature=PlayList&p=BFAAB098A598CEFD&index=72

thats right ladies and gentalmen Haggrid is going to rape harry and Harmonie is getting a Sex change!

Title: Re: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: RetroJape on June 07, 2007, 01:04:50 pm

You act as if we didn't already know this.

Title: Re: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: Superyoshi on June 07, 2007, 02:44:01 pm

WELCOME TO THE SORCERER'S STONE

Title: Re: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: KingNecroPope on June 07, 2007, 05:29:49 pm

I believe you meant Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Secret Stash.
Or maybe Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nicotine.
Or the Goblet of Acid.
Or the Restraining Order of the Phoenix.
Or the Half-Wasted Prince.
Or the Deathly Sentence.

Title: Re: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: KingNecroPope on June 07, 2007, 10:01:34 pm

I'll laugh my ass off when they put that in the movies. Oh, and I love that in that news program, the guy is so emotional about the rape.

Title: Re: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: The Dumbledore on June 12, 2007, 07:20:11 pm

You forgot to mention the climax of the book where I come back from the grave and team up with the Weasley in a final, climactic battle against the Hagrid. Oh, and I've read the book already. The Hagrid rapes Voldemort, which causes the Hagrid to absorb all of his powers.

Title: Re: Haggrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: KingNecroPope on June 25, 2007, 03:52:52 pm

Damn boy, that part'll be amazing.

Title: Re: Hagrid is going to rape Harry
Post by: KingNecroPope on August 02, 2007, 04:04:40 pm

OMG YOU'S A LIER