Author Topic: Input a word! (Read 26354 times)

Swiftman · « **on:** May 20, 2005, 11:39:39 am »

Let's liven the forum up a bit.

Input a word into the Swiftionary, and the definition will come out as soon as I can update it. (if it's a very difficult word like Hattenschwiler, then I may need a bit of an overview for it.)

Like... I'll start with this:

Minion: (noun) min-ee-in: 1. An underling that is completely under your control. (eg: Broom is comepletely under Swiftman's control, but only to a point) 2. A mid-boss in Twisted metal 2, psx game. 3. A very effective anti-depressent not yet made. It will escalate people's happiness to a point that when they smile, it gives the impression that you'll go for their necks.

See? Just like that. The Swiftionary will answer everything you need answered.

Trigger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2005, 12:25:27 pm »

I still have no idea where I can find said Swiftionary....

But I'll try anywyas....Heres a word: Samoflange

Now give me the deffinition!

Swiftman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2005, 01:11:23 pm »

The Swiftionary is around somewhere her. I jsut don't have the time or internet connection to look for it. (Maybe ask Lazlo.)

Samoflange: (verb and noun) Sam-o-flange 1. To use a sumo wrestler as a projectile weapon (may require siege weapons) 2. A part of the throat that balances the vocal cords, thus providing perfect speech. 3. A new type of tank that can use heavy blunt objects as weapons

First one! Anyone else have any requests?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2005, 08:01:27 pm »

Oh! I want to play too, but since I'm horrible at making up words I'll just try to beat Swiftman to making up definintions.

..After running a search of the word "Swiftionary" by author "Swiftman" I found nothing... 4 threads that only have mentions of the great work.

Sophih · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2005, 08:15:31 pm »

*imputs a word* "Sophih"

Bladegash · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2005, 09:40:52 pm »

Painsaw, what chainsaws should've been called.

Herb · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2005, 10:17:52 pm »

hows about "kreblakistan" or "jergitidation"

Swiftman · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2005, 09:40:50 am »

Ack! So many! Oh well, I'll work on them

Sophih: (noun) So-fee 1. definitions not ready yet...

Painsaw: (noun) pane-saw 1. An alternate, more favourable name for the common tree-felling tool chainsaw. 2. What a chainsaw is called when not used for it's intended purpose.

Kreblakistan: (noun) kre-black-is-taan 1. A word made up by a crazy Georgian that has no meaning whatsoever.

Jergitidation: (verb) Jerg-i-ti-dae-shun 1. (adult!) To masterbate vigourously 2. Another term used in place of "Jurisdiction", usually followed by gales of laughter.

Keep em' coming!

Sophih · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2005, 05:56:05 pm »

ROFL hmmm "DAH" and " 'ello "

Swiftman · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2005, 06:20:00 pm »

DAH: (onomodapeia) DAH: 1. another word that means the same as "DUH." 2. A Russian term for "uhh..."

'ello: (pronoun) el-lo 1. A short way to say "Hello." 2. A girl-lego like product with the most annoying theme song.

Herb · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2005, 06:34:17 pm »

haha nice kreblakistan def.

but actually its used in the second austin powers movie in the very beginning during the jerry springer scene

Swiftman · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2005, 06:42:12 pm »

I haven't ever seen any of the Austin Powers movies.

Any more definitions? Neothe0ne? Protoman?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2005, 12:03:57 am »

Hey... I seem to have lost my character map... if anyone could help me to remember where it's located (not the start menu) please do. I doubt it just dissapeared from my computer...

Swiftman · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2005, 12:08:10 am »

Try control panel?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2005, 12:08:54 am »

Damn, they don't call you Swiftman for nothing, do they? Anyway, let me see if it's there...
Nope...