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General => General => Topic started by: Nightmare X on January 16, 2006, 05:27:31 pm
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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture
leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness,
and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Riiiight.
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Plz.
That article is over two years old.
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You know something is old when I have seen it..
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wow, I must be goth there are only a few things on that list thaty I am not/ do not do
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O_o ZOMG I'M A GOTH!
*insert Darth vader "NOOOOOOOOOOO" here*
Time for my daily throat slitting...
*shoots Yami* I think not, asshat.
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Who ever wrote this article has to be the most ignorant person. My brother who is 15, brought this unintelligent piece of trash to my attention. I am a college graduate and a spiritual person , but, whoever wrote this article needs to really think about how they live their lives; Are they kind, are they loving, are they willing to look beyond peoples differences to get to their heart ? I think not. So, anyone who reads this peice of garbarge---dismiss it like the the shit it is!
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-Complains of boredom.
Wuh-oh.
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*insert Darth vader "NOOOOOOOOOOO" here*
DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNT*
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OH NOEZ! I AM TEH GOTH! D=
*praxisilver lol's*
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OMG NEXT THING WE KNOW EVERYONE WILL BE COMMITING MYSPACE SUICIDE.
Or not.
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Fun.
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Black like my soul...
To everyone on TPH, I have to say, I've done some horrible things... I've... I've not been a good person... I just hurt myself and others... I wish I could stop it... but I have to kill myself now... I'm sorry everyone... Please... forgive me...
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*shoots Lazlo* NO U
Now go stand in the corner while I get my belt.
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Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Count CHOCULA they mean? So a cartoony vampire is considered goth? I guess The Count from Sesame Street is too.
On a random note, Count Chocula is one of the greatest cereals ever.
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Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Count CHOCULA they mean? So a cartoony vampire is considered goth? I guess The Count from Sesame Street is too.
y = mx + b
HHAAHAHAH
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I knew Sesame Street was corrupting my youth. Damn them!
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Think about your breathing.
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Anyway, these two are my favorite:
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I think they should just combine those two into "-Is a teenager."
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Anyway, these two are my favorite:
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I think they should just combine those two into "-Is a human being."
Fixed.
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*anime headrub* What have we stumbled into, El?
I think it's rather funny!
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My favourite, is probably...
"-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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It's times like this that make me question the intelligence level of some Roman Catholics...especially since I AM one. O_o
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Darnit, CJ! You just cost me 5 bucks with my buddy! He coulda sworn you were Cathloic, but I mistakenly had you pegged as Mormon!
Aye, but the goodness within him could have fooled even I, and I have access to E.S.P.!
Don't you mean E.S.P.N.?
...Quiet, you!
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you know, i do beleive that this means everyone in the universe(includuing my freinds on omecron perciiye 8, not sure of the spelling), is gothic.
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Omicron Persei 8
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eh, who cares
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Omicron Persei 8
I am impressed.
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Darnit, CJ! You just cost me 5 bucks with my buddy! He coulda sworn you were Cathloic, but I mistakenly had you pegged as Mormon!
You pegged wrongly.
For I am......... *rips off his cloak, revealing.... the same guy* THE LOCAL MORMON! HA HA ha ha ha ha haaaaaa...........
Um...... the point to this? Iunno.