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General / Feel free to cry helplessly now.

« on: January 10, 2006, 07:36:09 pm »

After leaving this forum for a few days, I decided I was being too damn nice to leave you people have a Merry-Go-Happy-Treehugging-Time here, so I, Nightmare X, have decided to come back to this forum because I am too much of an asshole to leave you alone, anyone who doesn't like this can proceed to cry helplessly and post in his or her MySpace about how much they "NMX SUX", to anyone happy with this, you will probably be crying later.


Go away.

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General / OMG hwo do yuo trun yur comptuer on???///////

« on: December 28, 2005, 03:36:49 pm »

zomg plz hlp me.

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General / Life sucks...

« on: December 28, 2005, 03:26:22 pm »

...For you if you pitiful thing happen to be against Lord Nightmare X, because man, you're in for SUCH A FUCKING PAIN.


Har har.


Go away.

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General / Har new sig har.

« on: December 25, 2005, 06:29:17 pm »

Comments?

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General / I HAVE FURY!

« on: December 20, 2005, 08:03:58 pm »

At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time when my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!

St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts!

Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others!
And THAT means... the true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!

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General / ARGH THE FOUR FIENDS

« on: December 19, 2005, 03:17:13 pm »

ARRRR.










ARRRGHH OLD SCHOOL FOUR FIENDS.

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General Games / FF8's plot in a nutshell

« on: December 17, 2005, 04:14:02 pm »

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General / Does this forum need another moderator?

« on: December 16, 2005, 09:36:48 am »

As you all might have noticed, TPH has been going to hell as of late, due to the increasing of E-drama, spam and overall complete stupidity, this is why, I, Nightmare X, suggest that a new moderator is named to keep the forum in order, this moderator should be prefferably an active, unbiased member who has the skill required to deal with a forum.

So, do you fools agree with the idea or not?

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General / MOST ANNOYING TPH USER EVER, VOTE NOW OF FACE MY WRATH.

« on: December 14, 2005, 02:26:25 pm »

endtype9, of course.

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General / I'm leaving.

« on: December 14, 2005, 02:09:17 pm »

NOT, there go your expected good news.

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General / SUPER ASSASSIN ATTACK.

« on: December 14, 2005, 02:08:36 pm »

GASP.

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General / IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

« on: December 11, 2005, 12:46:41 pm »

I'm Nightmare X.

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General / I HAVE FURY!

« on: December 09, 2005, 10:49:35 am »

Y-you again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate! Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasley, you have been catching me! I have fury! But Cackletta has already begun smearing the butter of her next tasty plan over Beanbean Castle! Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you that it is better never than late... So here is your halting place! I have fury! Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain!

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General / OMFG SUPER RMX MAFIA ATTACK!!!!1

« on: December 07, 2005, 07:39:24 pm »

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General / SANTA IS NOT REAL GUYS.

« on: December 03, 2005, 09:15:35 am »

1. There are approximately 2 billion children in the world. Since Santa does not visit Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, this reduces the workload to 15 per cent of the total, or 378 million. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes.

2. Thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, Santa has about 31 hours to work with. This works out to 967.7 visits per second and a total trip of 75.5 million miles. So Santa's sleigh has to move at 650 miles per second.

3. Assuming that each child gets only a medium-sized Lego set (2lb), the sleigh is carrying more than 500,000 tons. A reindeer can pull no more than 300lb. Even if the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times that, Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload another 54,000 tons.

4. 600,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each; they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second, or about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 Gs. A 250lb Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015lb of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs.


5. Therefore if Santa did exist, he's dead now.