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General / Lucifer Kicks Ass: Italian Revenge
« on: November 26, 2005, 11:15:51 pm »
Magnificent fic by Lucifer, chapter IV by Nightmare X, all rights reserved and shit.

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PROLOGUE.

One day, many years ago, there was a tribe from Itala, which was somewhere on Antartica. The wise sage Solardude, who was revered as "pretty dang awesome" Around the world.

One day, the sage foretold that antartica was going to totally freeze. Then he told them something about going to this one place. Everyone gave him money, and then he led them on a pointless quest up north into Africa and to Italy, Blah Blah Blah.

Along the way, they faced many dangers, inculding Polar Bears with Viking battle Axes, Pirates, Ninjas, Ninja Pirates, the chinese, Yetis, The Loch Ness Monster, and DVG, Leader of HamTopia with his Righthand man Xero, And of course their army of mutant Hamsters. With the help of the Illuminati and it's commader, GTX, they conquered these threats, and then sailed across the Mediterran into present-day Italy.

The Romans were long-gone because no one expected Napoleon to drive a nuke-filled Fighter jet into Caesar's castle, thus destroying the entire Roman empire. Caesar is now bankrupt and runs an obscure pizza place In the US.

Anyway, the Italians conquered the Trojans, with some kind of wooden pig that no one cares about. Then it found Rome and The Pope, and founded the Catholic Church, and then stole stuff from Persia and got rich selling rugs to Russia. And then they started the Renaissance and stuff.

They prospered for many years.

THEN ITALY WENT INSANE. Most people blame aliens. Anyway, it attacked Russia! Lenin counterattacked By sending Stalin into space and building a laser, and then using it to hold The Pope at ransom even though they where a long way away.

Italy is still insane, And it mindlessly attacks everyone within 5 light years. one victim was the Penguins.

The penguins were peaceful folk. THEN ITALY ATTACKED OH NO. The leader, Poker the Penguin, and his son, Small Child II AKA Pokey, Managed to fight them off.

Even now, the Italians are planning their next invaison...
OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM






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Chapter 1

"On the news Today Italy is attacking Turkey, Canada, and Babylon. Poland was recenly set on fire by the Italian forces. Italy is preparing to attack Ancient Scotland. Can the Italian menace ever be stopped? Find out next time on: Stupid Boring News!"

"CURSE THE ITALIANS. I WILL DESTROY HIM! Come, ???!"

"Yes sir?"

"Get me more salsa. And one of Sturm's awesome Deathrays. I wanna torch Poland."

"I thought your monologue was focused on the Italians sir."

"Silence you fool! It is a plot twist!"

"I wasn't aware there was a plot to twist sir."

Suddenly the world floods!

"Help me sir!"

"May I see some ID? I mean... plot... twist... thingy..."

"Sir. This joke doesn't work. Pokey found a barrel to float in first."

"Silence! I know that! The house is... sealed... or something."

"then why did I-"

"Alright fine!"

*Logic Defeats the world Flood!*

"Grumble grumble... Alright. I'll kill the Italians... yeah... Thats what they get for cutting off my pizza supply... ???! get me a GrumbleCake!"

"Yes sir..."

"Now I must find my corny RPG-like stat sheet to beat the Italians with!"

*Find!*

"MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD!"

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Lucifer

HP: Alef!
MP: Infinte!
ATT: More than you!
DEF: Invincible!
Other Shit: Alot!

Known Moves: Gullitone!
Decapitate!
Ultima 97!
Draw and Quarter!
STABBITY DEATH!
Hadoken6!
Kickass!

Hyper Mode: Berserk!

Items: Badass Cellphone With numbers for Badass people in it!
The Chrono Trigger!
Fleur Du Maul!
Obilvion!
Killing Edge!
Badassatron! (Chaingun)
Bloody Butcher! (That Cross Weapon I told NMX About)
The Ocarina of Time!
A Nova Bomb!
The Ice Beam!


"STAGE LEFT"

End chapter!


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Chapter 2!

3 RMX mafia members are standing outside the door, armed with Tommy Guns. One reaches for the handle when suddenly the door is slammed open. Also, due to random awesomeness, the door has laser blades that decapitate people when it is slammed really fast, so the first mafia guy falls over and dies like a pussy. The first thing that comes out of the door is Lucifer's foot, which kicks off the next guy's head. the next thing to come out is a giant chainball, which kills the last guy. Then Lucifer steps out and starts his journey.

*Start of Journey!*

Lucifer kills some Forest Imps that Attacked him randomly.

*More Journey!*

Lucifers kills some more Imps.

He takes another step and more Imps appear.

"What the hell?!?!? I hate these RPG's..."

Lucifer kills more Imps.

"Since when are them Imps around here? Just some random Journey-thing? I'm never taking a journey again. I'll call it an Adventure. Yeah"

Lucifer takes another step and some Rabid Dogs appear.

"Bloody..."

*One hour of killing later.*

*Lucifer is now covered in Imp Blood, (He liked the Imps better than the dogs) carrying severed imp arms, skulls, legs, eyes, and other imp stuff around his belt*

"And if you attack me, It'll happen to you too! I guarantee! Free death for imps! Heh, this really works well...I've only been attacked by some widows and children..."

Lucifer, who is to busy warding off Imps to notice,bBumps into NMX.

"ARRRRRRRR! HALLOWEEN IS FOR FAIRIE- Oh, wait, it's you"[/color]

"ITALIANS. DESTROY. JOURNEY"

Suddenly more imps come and die of imp

"ITALIANS. MUST. KILL. QUICK! TO THE BATCAVE!"[/color]

"YES"

END CHAPTER


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Chapter 3 (Lucifer's Text = Blue.)

"Blah Blah Blah yeah, I gotta use like, electric fences to keep Lunar away from the Ban Neb button."

"Wait, Isn't Lunar italian?"

"He's from the moon. The italian thing is a disguise. Hey look! A town!"

"Welcome to Pansy Land! *Flamethrower!* AGH!" *burns*

" Stupid pansies! I burn you! Lets find a better town."

*later*

"Welcome to Corneria!"

"Corn Area? AARRRRR PIRATE SMASH!"

"Agh!"

"This is Probably the best we're going to get. the First town always sucks."

*inside town!*

"Italians are attacking!"

 "CRUSH THE ITALIANS!"
 


Suddenly Sturm appears!

"Worms! You will not survive my deathray!"

*DEATHRAY!*

Italians: BLARG! I AM DEAD! *die*

"Thanks Sturm! ARRRRRRR PIRATE SMASH!"

Random Guy: Agh! *die*

*OH NO ITALIAN TANK!*

"Uwee he he! Fire 87! Nothing beats the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!"

*Tank explodes!*

Suddenly Ultros appears, Eats Someones head, Steals 2 GP, and runs off.

"Thanks Kefka! Lets go to the shop."

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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CHAPTER IV: OMINIOUS USELESS FORESHADOWING

Lucifer and Nightmare X break into the store after Lucifer uses his chainball to turn the door into splinters, Nightmare X pulls out his shotgun as the James Bond theme plays and Lucifer smashes a random piece of Furniture as the total badass he is. Some random dude who happened to be a robber backflips through a closed window behind him, only to fall to a pit, be attacked by wolverines and crushed by a rock, which made him go completely insane. By the way, that dude's name was Thilo Savage.

Lucifer and Nightmare notice the tied Shopkeeper under a table and kick him in the face, Nightmare then goes to check the items in the store.

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DIRK: 200 GP
LOSER GUN: 700 GP
PANSY SWORD: 700 GP
SHITTY STAFF: 2000 GP
TONIC: 1000 GP



"The hell? Why must the early towns always have such weakass equipment and items?"

"RPG Cliches, of course, what would the world be without them?"

"... Shut up, I do not need a smartass here"

"SUDDENLY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES"

"No it doesn't."

"Agreed"

"Indeed"

"ARRRR, By the way, is it just me or no store is selling Doritos nowadays? CURSE THEM"

"True, must be something related to the main villains of this RPG, oh wait, that's a spoiler, nevermind."

Nightmare and L then leave the store, not before setting it on fire and throwing all of the bullshit useless items off a cliff.

Meanwhile...

Two totally ominious figures are seen speaking, one of them sits in a desk, grinning

"So, how's the plan going, my good sir?"

The figure said, it was clearly a short, bald man.

"Rather good, the russians don't suspect anything, and we're building the warheads, but tell me, do you think THEY will come and try to stop us this time?"

A taller figure answered to the question.

"They? Hah, even if they interfere..."

The short figure let out a short laugh.

"They will be no match for our power, not now that we have the source of their power... Bwahahaha! Those fools will regret having helped us in the past!!! HACK, COUGH! MY SPINE!!"

The figure then stands up and fires this really spiffy lightning out of his hands, or something.

The camera (shut up) then zooms out of the window, showing us THE VATICAN, where shitloads of cyborg zombie minions are seen training for combat, with enormous combat mechs on the streets, it's clear that this is preparation for war, the camera zooms out more and we're shown the games title.

LUCIFER KICKS ASS:[/size][/color][/b] Italian Revenge



TO BE CONTINUED!!


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hapter 5

ANd so our heros totally leave the Town...IN FLAMES!

"Hey look! A completely random cave! It is cleary the only way to our destination, even though we could probably just go around or climb the moutain. Let go in!"

CLICHE ALERT

"I hate these damn Cliches!"

RANDOM BATTLE!!!!!!!!!

"ARGH KILL"

Fat Kid appeared!
Old Crone Appeared!
Intangir appeared!

"... um... Why is an Intangir traveling with a fat kind and an old crone?"

"Authors."

"Oh"

Fat Kid Is to fat to attack!
Old Crone uses Bitch!

NMX Counters with Uppercut Old People! 7896!
 Lucifer Casts Mute! Intangir counters with Meteo! Intangir's Spell fails, and he loses his Vanish. What an idiot.
NMX Uses Break4!
Old Crone is turned to Stone, and then falls into hell.
Fat Kid has heartburn! Fat kid burst into flames.
Lucifer Uses Dehilbiltator. Intangir is weak to Pearl! Intangir counters with Meteor but fails.
NMX Uses Pearl87! Intangir counters with Meteo and Fails. 9999999999!

"Uwaooooooooooo!"

Lucifer Casts Dry Meat!

 *Insane Cutscene*

Gau joined your Party! Rages: NMX, L , GTX, KS, Pres. Human, D. Bendict, Kefka, Kefka, Kefka, Kefka, Ultros, Nightshade, Pug, Usesallcommands, and Gau.

"Ok, lets Go into this cave and kick some random bosses ass."

BOSS BATTLE OMFG

Italin Experiment 45

Gau Goes into Kefka Rage! Gau Casts Ultima! 99999!
Lucifer Casts Draw and Quarter! 9999999999!
NMX eats some Doritos. All stats go up by infinite!
45 casts Propaganda! 45 failed miserably, so much so that he took 9999 damage.
Gau Casts Light of Judgement! 99999999999999999999999999999^2^3^4^5^9999999999999999999999^99999999
Lucifer uses Dorito Ray! 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
45 Counters with Failure! 45 fails to Defend him self at all, and takes x99999999999999999 damage
45 dies. Cause he's a failure.

Got 999999999999999999999999999999999999 ^780898181421 exp!

Got Italin plans and important document crap!

Got 999 magic points!

Got the TFC Esper!

UWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M GAU! THOU! THOU!

TO BE CONTINED!

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General / Die.
« on: November 26, 2005, 07:02:34 pm »



Yar.

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General / Fucking kids get off my god damn lawn!!!!
« on: November 21, 2005, 06:49:23 pm »
I'm totally pissed now, those god damn emoticons right there are staring at me and making dumb faces, HA HA HA HA, YOU WANNA CRY YOU PUSSY?! WHAT ARE YOU?!?! AN EMO EMOTICON!??!?! BAHAHAHAHAHA.

HA HA HA HA I AM SO COOL BECAUSE I LISTEN TO TEH MUSICKZ EBERYONXZCNBEDVEUFGSC  YARRRRR

"HEY, LOOKIT ME, LOOKIT ME, I AM DANCING ON NXMXBSS'CS GRAVVVEEEEXHZBGA AAYHDSGFCAVXGSVZZGS39#~5392932!!!!1"

"AAYHDSGFCAVXGSVZZGS39#~5392932!!!!1"? you think you're COoOoOoOl and SWWWWWWEEETTTZ because you say THAT?!??! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STEP IN AND GO "HA HA HA I AM A HORSE"?!?!?! WELL, GUESS WHAT?! !??! SANTA IS FAEDKXZXCJCEGABDC


PADME IS DEAD!!!


YEARGBLERGHZAGASAGSFDGADFAKDWEUA


~Nifts<htamre X

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General / YARRRRRRRRRRR
« on: November 21, 2005, 06:42:42 pm »
YOU ITALIANS MUST BURN!!!!!!1

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General / Choking yourself to death with your own guts isn't so bad.
« on: November 21, 2005, 06:30:00 pm »
Give it a chance.

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General / Asdfdag<sagdcazxcfxas
« on: November 20, 2005, 06:38:22 pm »
Agreed.

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General / I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate...
« on: November 18, 2005, 06:44:51 pm »
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hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,  HATE.... I forget.

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General / Do do dun dun dun do do dun dunnnn!!
« on: November 18, 2005, 11:01:09 am »
Shut up.

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General / I AM POSTING FOR NO REASON!!!!
« on: November 17, 2005, 09:20:20 pm »
DEAR GOD, I BROKE MY CAPLOCKS KEY!!! OH SHIT THE FOREST IMPS ARE HERE!!! AAHHHHHHHHHH.


Nevermind, it was just the postman.

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General / This is a thread.
« on: November 15, 2005, 09:18:01 pm »
This is a post.

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General / Uncyclopedia, with 100% less facts.
« on: November 15, 2005, 01:51:52 pm »
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Sanity:

Sanity does not exist. OH NOES LOLZORIt is a hopeless illusion of your mind. DFHGDGFThe opposite of sanity is insanity, which does exist, because what else would you be if you weren't sane? If you think you are sane, I suggest you seek professional help. You will be told that you are insane, as the only other option is that you are a water buffalo. DFGDF The vast mSHGFHGFDajority of water buffalo don't exist, either. And neither do potatoes. You're either sane, insane, or DSFGVa water buffalo / a potato / lost in the land of Zork / a banana / DSGBDGeorge DGHGFHW. BushDGDF / Jesus / a toothbrush / your article here. And you're quite definitely not sane, and the last option is much tooDV long to type ovBDFGer again (and my copy and paste buttons have died), FJHJFDGso you must be insane. Much like whoever wrote this Uncyclopedia article, who doesn't live in Alabama and hasn't killed anything recently.

Sanity, insanity, and water buffalo are not to be confused with randomness, which is DFBDa blue furry koala wiFDGHGFBth tuberculosis. (Or a blue furry koala with tuberculosis, in case you wanted it in oDFGFDne piece for some reason.)

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General / You people need to stop paying attention to stupid shit.
« on: November 15, 2005, 01:22:10 pm »
No, really, I find it highly amusing that you people are unable to tell from ridiculous RPing (The "I hate you all" role, which I thought was rather obvious since I added "For no reason at all" to it) from actual statements, and get too worked up about a guy on the internet (That being me) who just happens to have a huge ego.

And yes, I am fairly aware I am not liked, but since feelings are not a thing that matters on the internet (at least not to me) it doesn't stop me from spouting the kind of crap I oh-so-enjoy spewing,

I suggest you all not get so worked up over something as minor as ridiculous claims of mine (Hating everyone is impossible, and if I actually hated you all as much as I hate, say, RMX. do you HONESTLY think I would ACTUALLY post here? Please) and that if you don't like me, fine, I don't care, anyone who expects to be liked by everyone and everything is clearly foolish, as it's not possible.

Either way, even if you all hate me (Oh no, E-hate, how horrible) I will still hang around here, unless I get banned, which I know many of you would enjoy.

So let me clear a few things up, first, DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY, I guess you don't know me enough to realize that most of the crap I say is jokes (Save for a few stuff, such as the criticizing of crappy music or the bashing of dumbass homophobes)
and that they don't deserve all of this foolish e-drama.

So, if you excuse me, I would like to ask for the foolish e-drama to stop, as it is a waste of both sides' time and will get nowhere, if you want to keep up with the e-drama, then go on, I don't care, I will most likely blatantly ignore you.

Now, back to your regular schedule of whatever the hell your regular schedule is.

And no, there's no apologizing, don't look for it, there's also no subliminal message telling you to eat your babies, nor any hidden clickable link to goatse.


OMFG NIGHTMARE X IS STOPPING A FIGHT, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S THE HOLOCAUST.

*cough*

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General / Here's a list of- argh screw it.
« on: November 14, 2005, 08:52:29 pm »
Screw it, I was going to make another one of my hate threads, but this damn headache is not letting me channel my hatred properly, so instead, I bring you a picture of the Pope with eye beams.



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General / The official "Nightmare X hates everyone" thread.
« on: November 14, 2005, 02:25:37 pm »
I hate everyone and everything, except for me, I am too awesome to act like an emo loser "OMFG I HATE MYSELF".

I hate you all, even if I have no good reason to hate you, you're breathing my oxygen, so I hate you. I have never met you before, but I hate you nonetheless, if I ever met you, I would punch you in the face, but I doubt I would hate you any more than I already do because that's impossible. I hate the sound you make as you breathe, I hate the sound of your steps, I hate your smell, I hate the way you blink, I hate the way you dress and I hate the way you think you're so cool by going around waving you're arms like an obnoxious dumbass.

I also hate your house, your dumb pets and your taste in music, even if you agree with mine, because if you do it is because you're trying to rip me off.



I hate you and I hope you get cancer.

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General / A list of things/people I am going to KILL
« on: November 14, 2005, 01:54:50 pm »
This is the first page of my kill list, if you're here, you'll most likely never procreate.


-Sephiroth.
-Cloud
-Aeris
-Aerith
-Final Fantasy VII
-Hugge
-Weil
-Vile
-Drifter
-DVG
-Vmon
-Lazlo Falconi
-FFVII
-FF7
-Final Fantasy 7
-FFVII fanboys
-Anyone who dares disagree with me.
-KS for being never active.
-Anyone who disagrees Kefka is the best.
-Anyone who doesn't know who Kefka is.
-Anyone who has never played FF6.
-grenriader.
-Rockman X
-RMX
-X
-X's mafia.
-X's avatar.
-X's signature.
-X's profile.
-X's lame RR plots.
-Catalyst.
-Anything related to Catalyst.
-Lazlo.
-Anyone who plagiarizes me.
-Xero
-Dragon
-Proto Stryker.
-Nebula
-Pile
-Vile.
-Sephiroth.
-Cloud.
-Yaoi fangirls.
-Anyone who thinks he's a smartass by using forum pics.
-Anyone who tries to look cool by using forum pics.
-Goths.
-Bush.
-Falconi.
-Lunarshadow.
-Drifter.
-Anyone who hasn't read the "Lucifer kicks ass" saga.
-Hugge.
-DVGBA.
-Proto Stryker.
-Kaiser.
-Kaiser's "I'M AN RPG VETERAN" atittude.
-Kaiser's characters.
-Kaiser.
-Catalyst.
-Catalyst's stupid neo types plot.
-Goths.
-Jocks.
-Anyone who goes "ZOMG NERDS/GEEKS ARE TEH FAGZ"
-You.
-Anyone who disagrees Pantera kicks ass.
-Swiftman.
-Byte man.
-You.
-Emo kids.
-Anyone who disagrees emo kids must be eradicated.
-Eric Bauman
-eBaum
-eBaum's world.
-Bauman.
-eBaum's world forums.
-RMX.
-oliver eisler.
-Anyone who claims to have ties with the mafia then gets reported by Viper to the FBI.
-endtype
-DVG
-RMX's stupid rich bitch kid attitude.
-RMX's uglyass mug.
-RMX's inflatable girlfriend.
-RMX's wapanese attitude.
-RMX's "OMFG IT'S ROCKMAN NOT MEGAMAN BCUZ JAPAN IS SO KEWL" bullshit.
-RMX.
-RMX again.
-DVGBA
-DVG
-DVG's hamtaro fanboy bullshit.
-DVG's foolish attempts at insulting RealGTX
-DVG's stupid attempts at defeating the Illuminati.
-You.
-Chunky Kong.
-Cat Mutants
-Anyone who calls Cat Mutants "Catgirls".
-Cat Mutants.
-Cat Mutant supporters.
-The Italians.
-President Human.
-The Pope.
-RMX.
-Lunarshadow's silly HoL plot twists.
-Leon's deathsword.
-eBaum.
-Monkeydog.
-Catalyst.
-RMX.
-RMX's avatar.
-RMX's signature.
-RMX's profile.
-RMX's website.
-the fact RMX thinks he's so CLEVAR.
-You.

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