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Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #255 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:04:47 pm »

Bioroids cannot "die".

YOU PHAIL!

Swiftman · « **Reply #256 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:04:53 pm »

That's teleporting, NMX. Not moving. You destroyed a drone Pyro-GX anyways, with a worthless clone of mine.

But you're a godmoding nard anyways, so I won't bother RP'ing with you.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #257 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:09:04 pm »

We're speaking of Illuminati here, I don't see how am I supposed to care about the laws of physics of whatever.

The real Swiftman is suddenly hit with a horrible disease known as "Loserdom" which causes him to rot to death.

Mr. Bioroid is then sucked into an alternate universe for bragging about "lol i cant die", trying to come back to this universe would destroy all of the dumb bioroid's atoms, thus killing him no matter way.

Monkeydog · « **Reply #258 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:11:20 pm »

I win.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #259 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:12:25 pm »

Right after claiming to have won, Monkeydog choked on saliva and died.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #260 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:13:40 pm »

Quote from: "Swiftman"

That's teleporting, NMX. Not moving. You destroyed a drone Pyro-GX anyways, with a worthless clone of mine.

But you're a godmoding nard anyways, so I won't bother RP'ing with you.

Nods in agreement.

But...

To NMX...

*is immune to you.*

Monkeydog · « **Reply #261 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:15:25 pm »

Quote from: "Nightmare X"

Right after claiming to have won, Monkeydog choked on saliva and died.

Damn...I suck...

Nightmare X · « **Reply #262 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:37:58 pm »

Byte man's immunity to Illuminati was actually nothing but a delusion caused by being on an alternate universe, he then suddenly is fed to an alternate universe's woodchipper.

Monkeydog · « **Reply #263 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:39:21 pm »

un-amazing =o

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #264 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:43:27 pm »

*Ignores ToE's feeble attempts at revoking immunity and re-spawns monkeydog*

Nightmare X · « **Reply #265 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:46:02 pm »

Due to being on an alternate universe, Byte man didn't really respawn Monkeydog, but bang his head against a rock continiously and then bleeding to death. his body is then eaten by vultures.

Meanwhile, on a different universe, the Illuminati commander, Nightmare X, is seen laughing his ass off while drinking some rat poison and laughing some more inside of The Final Creation, the reason for his laughter can't exactly be explained, mainly because he isn't laughing at anything.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #266 on:** November 09, 2005, 01:55:27 pm »

*Continues to ignore ToE's feeble attempts to revoke immunity and slaughters NMX with the Stabbity Launcher and 100000000000000000 Laser Machetes after drawing NMX out to fight the only way he could think of... By shouting "Kefka Sucks!"*

Nightmare X · « **Reply #267 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:00:42 pm »

NMX, who was busy laughing his ass off, was unable to listen to Byte man's taunt, it didn't matter anyway, because all of Byte Man's attack were repelled by The Final Creation's invincible armor that's made of invincible*, he then accidentaly pressed the nuclear holocaust button, killing everyone outside of TFC, any radiation making it inside of the mech was immediatly repelled thanks to the Evil Dude's super duper pine scent cone.

"Sir, you just wasted a nuclear holocaust.."

"IT WAS A PLOT HOLE!"

"Ummm... Okay..."

"OKAY?! WHAT KIND OF TREASON IS THIS?!"

The random soldier guy that was talking to NMX is teleported out of TFC and is killed by the radiation.

Meanwhile, Ebaum's world was blown up by The Mac in a cheesy explosion of death.

*Redundant? SILENCE!

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #268 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:04:17 pm »

*Over NMX's shredded corpse, which still lives, Byte Man stares, then chuckles, unleashes the immortal demon Darklord, and teleports off.

Darklord consumes NMX's soul, thus rendering him as harmless as a n00b.

The end*

Nightmare X · « **Reply #269 on:** November 09, 2005, 02:06:43 pm »

Due to the fact NMX:

1) is inside TFC, which is unaffected by demons of any sort

and

2) Has multiple souls

Byte man's attack fails pathetically, then, NMX, realizing the attack simply laughed then activated the incredibly awesome "Mass Exorcism"[/color] button, making the demon thing burst into flames, all of it's life force removed, also killing thousands of zombies who happened to be around, as well as the Easter Bunny, Santa and Bob Saget.