TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Minion on August 09, 2005, 03:00:41 am
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You tell me. Am I new, or was I here before? Perhaps THIS will shed light.
:arrow: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/iconarrow2.gif)
Yes, I am the Minion. And a little known fact is that the Minion is indeed a real, live person. Not somehting Swiftman made up for kicks. The heavier forum goers already know of this.
What I like to do is to read up on history, mainly. Any kind, doesn't matter, I like to know it. One job Swiftman gave to me is to manage the archives, a databank filled to the brim with with info on Swiftman, Kary, Broom, and the rest of the peeps here in Wetaskiwin, living or desceased. Want some info on a person in this group? Ask me! Everything in the archives I put in myself. And I remember stuff good. Most of the contents I know off by heart. (it's kinda fun to read through the archives....)
ANYways, that's me in a nutshell. Feel free to begin the inevitable RP fight after this post........
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Okay *shoves Twinkees down Minions eyes*
Anyway, it's good to see ya with an actual account. Nice avatar, by the way, is that the Archivist from Magic: The Gathering?
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Hey Swif- I mean, Minion. :roll:
Welcome.. TO YOUR DOOMZ0RZ!! DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE ZEEELLLLLOOO!! *Shank*
There, I just spared Trig the honor of doing that. Heh heh heh..
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*twinkie fillings drip from eye socket* Oh, it's on.... *hits with textbook in nose*
And Jody, Trigger prolly will have wanted to do that, but very nice mimic job, regardless.
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And The Achrive thing Is Really Annoying To!
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It's my job, Calvat. It's what Swiftman entrusted me to do, and I'm doing it. And good you see you on TPH, Calvat.
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Thanks Also Here's Something to Pay you Back!
*SHANK*
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*hits with textbook, corner jabbing into Calvat's eye*
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/Calvat/Techno-ProtomanResized2.jpg)
This Sig I Have He Has Visors
So They Covered My Eye and Protected Me!
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*textbook shatters visor, sending glass shards in your eyes*
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...It's Not Glass
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*Text book hit sends eye protection material to gouge Calvat's eye's out*
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itz plaztick, lawl
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CALVAT!!! Well, anyway. Welcome to TPH............... CALVAT!!! Hehehe.
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I don't know who Calvat is! But anyway *slams Calvat into a pit of doom*
(http://www.signspotting.com/img/pit.gif)
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so many new people, I don't feel speshul any more
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If it's any consolation, I still think you're spetchul.
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Speshulul. Yep. I guess it's no secret anymore that I'm always the hidden member.
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What does that mean?
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You see I'm never online, even though I'm posting right now. I cannot be seen!!! HAHAHA!!!
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Oh, I don't pay attention to that anyway.
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D'OH!!! >_< I've always been hidden. Fools! *disappears*
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Your mom? :?
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Peaches, your sig is what sets you apart. it kicks even my kickass Pyro-GX sig I made. TREASURE FOREVAH!
And Jehuty, even if you are hidden, your'e still awesome, and NOT jsut because of your awesome callsign.
Your mom is rated E for everyone. (not directed to anyone)
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My Sig > All
*spanks Jody*
*shanks Minion*
*dissapears*
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*Spanked* >.<
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Hey Minion, care to do some archiving? My room needs some archiving. I can't quite find my cd's anymore. Makes lazy Skull sad. :cry:
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>_>
<_<
*spanks Jody*
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*prepares to see Peaches doom*
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>_>
<_<
*spanks Jody*
=_=
*the fury of t3h Sasquatch is unleashed*
*peaches is then decapataded, circumsized with sciccors, burned alive, and then riped to pieces*
ARRRR!!!!!!! AVAST!!! *then commences to feed Peaches to his pet Lego monster*
NYAHAHAHAH!! *but that is not enough*
*the Sas then begins to bludgen any missed parts of peaches with a nailed bat, and then excersises his soul from this realm*
MWAHAHAHAHAH!! *lazies*
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Oh god! it burns
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Oh god! it burns
yes, and if you want it to stop burning....
JOIN MEGAMAN THE LEGEND!! (http://s11.invisionfree.com/Megaman_The_Legend/index.php?act=idx) *shot*
And stop spanking Jody. =_= *glare of impending doom, death, and suffering*
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You think that was bad, Peaches? You should have seen NMX's fate after he hijacked MMtL. (having your charred remains spread over all of Scotland can't be pleasent.......)
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I don't know who Calvat is! But anyway *slams Calvat into a pit of doom*
Lazlo, We Met on MSN And Drifter Said you Were the Coolest!
Remeber?
CALVAT!!! Well, anyway. Welcome to TPH............... CALVAT!!! Hehehe.
What's So Funny About My Name EH!?
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It Didn't Log Me in before I Posted -_-
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Calvat has an awesome callsign. Third place, hands down. (sorry, but Jrhuty's callsign PWNS.)
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I'm so abused. Constantly spanked. v_v
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Its okay, here, I've got free pony rides at my fortress 0|= |)00/\/\!!!
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OOOoooh. Free pony rides for me!
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Dammit, not the ponies!!!! -___-;;
*Keeps Trigger away from the ponies*
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Skull....... you have a fortress?
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Don't we all? =O
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I don't have a fortress, but I have many moon bases. Oberon, Charon, Europa, Asteroid belt, I got a few... (that's all of them, besides my Alberta home base)
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Of course I have a fortress. Were else would I do the summoning?
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Peaches, I go through more than that on a daily basis. Maybe if I had some self control... Naah, that's for pansies. *gropes Jody, and Trigger, just for the hell of it*
Hmm >.>
*Walks over to Swift*
I'M 'UNNA MAKE YOU SQUEL REEEAALLL GUD!
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*pulls a Pelvic Destruction Phaser off the wall and destroys lazlo's crotch with a blast able to level Ney York City*
=_=
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My crotch is bigger and more powerful than New York.
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This could get ugly.
*takes a few steps back*
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*readies photobucket account*
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*makes a nice and tasty samich*
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*Gets nervous and eats Neo's samich*
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*breaks the drama*
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I Don't have a base.
Or a Fortress.
No fair!
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Jes come up with one, Calvat! Say you have.... A mobile fortress with flight capabilities and has 300 130-mm cannons.
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I have a fortress where if anyone spanks me, they get blasted to hell with lasers. It's a dream come true I tells ya!
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Yikes! *holds hands steady, though I don't need to*
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*spanks Jody*
Bring it.
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I'm sure there are exclusions, Trig.
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>.>
She's gonna get YOU!
I Don't have a base, I Roam the place.
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I only have the LazloCave, where I keep all my cool stuff, as well as the TPH fangirls and a stash of spilt blood.
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*spanks Jody*
Bring it.
M'kay. *Lasers go off on Trig, leaving only Trig dust*
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*because he was suddenly behinds Jody spanking her again*
Your laser's are too slow to hit the mighty DOOORRIIFFTTAAHHH!! *spank*
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*Sigh*
*Spanked*
>.<;;
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*kisses and begins rubbing* MMmmmm....=O
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/censor.jpg)
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XD
Good One!
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*kisses and begins rubbing* MMmmmm....=O
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Baby, even Public Display of Affection (PDA) has its limits.
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Thanks for telling us that acronym, because we totally haven't been in high school, and definatly haven't seen it before.
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NEEEVAAARRRRR!!!!!
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Holy crap, I'm outtatheloop'd. Lucky Swift updated me.
I can only assume that Jody and Trigger tend to get... rambunctious in their shinanigens. (hey, don't worry. Me too. <_< >_> Not that Kary knows I said this...)
I usually jsut borrow one of Swift's bases if I need one. Usually Oberon.
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*pokes broom* And here I was told that you were dead!
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*pokes broom* And here I was told that you were dead!
What he said.
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Sez who? That was Kagemitsu, if you couldn't tell. I sure came back at the wrong time... so much happened since I left in June... Holy shit......
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I'm pretty sure Lazlo wasn't being serious. I wasn't either, I just said that for the poking sake.