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Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 10, 2006, 09:05:56 pm
Not while I'm here. You guys are so unlucky to have a serious person like me on the forum. *cough* *cough*
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 10, 2006, 09:25:51 pm
Quote from: "berserkchip"
Not while I'm here. You guys are so unlucky to have a serious person like me on the forum. *cough* *cough*


It's good ting that you're a complete moron, then.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 10, 2006, 11:46:32 pm
It totally is.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 11, 2006, 07:30:52 am
Quote from: "Draconis"
Quote from: "berserkchip"
Not while I'm here. You guys are so unlucky to have a serious person like me on the forum. *cough* *cough*


It's good ting that I'm part of the problem. now I can be a niucence and call anybody I want names so I can get yamino's attention and get the love my mother didn't give me.


fixed.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Faris on October 13, 2006, 08:15:54 pm
Please, you just asked for a fight from Draconis?

It's been nice knowing you.


Actually it hasn't, really.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 13, 2006, 09:46:28 pm
How bad could it be? From the fights I've had with him so far, he just does the name calling thing. I've had worse. he's not clever at all. He doesn't even have a nose! For god sake, He's frieken michael jackson!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Superyoshi on October 13, 2006, 10:11:48 pm
Quote from: "berserkchip"
How bad could it be? From the fights I've had with him so far, he just does the name calling thing. I've had worse. he's not clever at all. He doesn't even have a nose! For god sake, He's frieken michael jackson!

1. You're saying his physical self is his avatar, therefore you're one to talk, you imanimate object, you.
2. Michael Jackson > You
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Bladegash on October 14, 2006, 01:35:27 am
Quote from: "Superyoshi"

1. You're saying his physical self is his avatar, therefore you're one to talk, you imanimate object, you.
2. Michael Jackson > You

Quiet, you endlessly flailing muppet.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Herb on October 14, 2006, 01:35:53 am
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Quote from: "berserkchip"
How bad could it be? From the fights I've had with him so far, he just does the name calling thing. I've had worse. he's not clever at all. He doesn't even have a nose! For god sake, He's frieken michael jackson!

1. You're saying his physical self is his avatar, therefore you're one to talk, you imanimate object, you.
2. Michael Jackson > You


HAHA berserk's confidence and yoshi's retort are hilarious
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 14, 2006, 06:03:01 am
What's this? A dipshit is calling me out? Please, you couldn't argue your way out of a paper bag, retard. Before you play with the big boys, I suggest you do a little growing up, yourself.

Oh, and comparing me to Michael Jackson, is like comparing you to an intelligent human being, dumbass.

One more thing, Raja is infinitely more awesome than you, or your future inbred spawn will ever be.

One last thing, I could care less about getting attention from anyone. I'm a smartass prick because I like being a smartass prick.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 14, 2006, 03:05:22 pm
One would only have to look at the "clever" thing you wrote as you location to tell you are far from being a "smart" ass prick.

and you call me stupid?
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 14, 2006, 05:33:28 pm
Quote from: "berserkchip"
One would only have to look at the "clever" thing you wrote as you location to tell you are far from being a "smart" ass prick.

and you call me stupid?



I haven't changed my location for months, so your point is null and void.

Yes, I call you a dumbass, because you are, child. Like I said in my previous post, if you want play with the adults, then you have a lot of growing up to do, dipshit.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 14, 2006, 05:41:52 pm
Go take some ridolin you otaku piece of shit!

I maybe younger than you by age, but considering you lame and repedetive insults, I am obviously smarter and most likely as mature as you. unless of course your drunk right now and I'm talking to booze, then that's another story.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 14, 2006, 05:44:39 pm
Quote from: "berserkchip"
Go take some ridolin you otaku piece of shit!

I maybe younger than you by age, but considering you lame and repedetive insults, I am obviously smarter and most likely as mature as you. unless of course your drunk right now and I'm talking to booze, then that's another story.



Yawn. Is that the best you can do, moron? Seriously, you say you're smarter, but your second rate grammar says otherwise.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 14, 2006, 10:25:58 pm
Quote from: "retardchip"
Go take some ridolin you otaku piece of shit!


You don't know what the fuck RITALIN is?  And how is he an Otaku, anyways?

Quote from: "Alvin and the Berserk Chipmunks"

I maybe younger than you by age...


Yo, yo, yo. That shit's fo' real motherfucker. Drac is twenty something, fwel.

Quote from: "Berserk Gorrilla"

but considering you lame and repedetive insults...


Eh, they can be a tad REPETIVIVE, but they ain't lame.

Quote from: "Lay's Potato Chip"

I am obviously smarter and most likely as mature as you.

Smart my ass. You don't even know what the fuck Ritalin is, nor are you aware of the spell check feature in Microsoft Word. Fail.

Quote from: "Beser Fury"
...unless of course your drunk right now and I'm talking to booze, then that's another story.


You talk to booze? LULZ. UR un AlKahulic. Being an alcoholic is fatal. Please, continue your business. You’ll eventually choke on your own vomit like James Marshall Hendrix, a total badass that you are not. After your death, people will run out in to the streets embracing.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 01:04:07 am
Hold the phone! How old is he? TWENTY SOMETHING you say? Oh... Ooohh! That is PRICELESS!!! I've been wasting my life making fun of someone who's already over the hill and nothing to show for it!

Draconis, if you really feel like you're wasting your time talking to me, why don't you go find something you're good at and make money off of it?

See? I just saved the life of another worthless critic that I loathed. I'm so selfless.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 15, 2006, 01:21:50 am
Are you completely sure I have nothing to show for it. I'm respected by many people, online, and in real life, I've had fun tearing into morons who think they're cool, online and in real life, I actually graduated high school, which is something you'll most likely never do, and I have no regrets about the paths I've chosen.

What do you have, a bunch of used farm porn magazines, no common sense, and you're a pathetic wannabe.

Oops, did I just shoot your bullshit insult out of the water? Why yes, I think I did.

Oh, to be precise, I'm twenty one. Not only am I older than you, but I'm more mature, and actually have a brain, which I use, unlike you, idiot.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 11:43:00 am
First off, I love how coy and defencive draconis is being considering he started it. and how when I responded to his little gay comment, the fake chick said I was picking the fight. right.

anyway, moving on, you can't make money off of being a CRITIC! or at least YOU can't.

If you're gonna call me stupid and immiture, at least try and use some sort of media reference, or else you just sound unoriginal and repeditive. it really gets boring after a while listening to the same insult over and over again. How about something new? Oh! Wait! Thats right! You're over the hill! I totally forgot about that! So why don't you just return to the mothers dim lit basement of whence you came and stay there. time to make way for the new generation, baldy!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 11:48:32 am
Fwel, the more you post, the more fwelish you look, fwel.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 11:56:41 am
I've been looking through old threads that draconis has posted in. all he does is act like a jerk and put others down. insulting anyone without mercy. I said I'm gonna help this forum, STARTING with putting this FAG in his place!

So excuse me for standing up for myself!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 12:32:12 pm
If you can't handle one die-hard motherfucker, then you shouldn't be on this forum. Considering the fact that half of it is spam and the other half is Mega Man/Sonic disscussion.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 12:40:57 pm
I won't quit. I'm not giving up. I won't go down no matter what!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/berserkchip/1.jpg
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 12:42:28 pm
Well, at least learn some BBCode first, Astro Boy.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 12:43:44 pm
I'm working on it!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 12:49:05 pm
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/fwel.png)
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 01:12:58 pm
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/berserkchip/1.jpg)

Did I get it this time?
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Web Spider on October 15, 2006, 01:19:17 pm
hi i am samuel, yamino's little brother. i'm 8 and i watch the Flash movies he voice acts in .i love megaman x1 and x6.  Mega Man the power fighters is cool, too  :twisted:
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 01:26:48 pm
Sam, that was a great post for someone who only uses a keyboard twice a year. My only suggestion would be to NOT use the smiley.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 15, 2006, 01:40:17 pm
Aww dats so cuuuute.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 15, 2006, 03:49:38 pm
Aww, little beserkdick is using deragotory terms.

For your info, fucktard, I have my own place, and you put me in my place? Ha! That's rich, you little charity case. How are you helping this forum? You're not. I've been here longer, and I've seen all the drama that caused it to become this inactive, while you on the other hand, are some wannabe tough guy. You have yet say anything that will insult, so you may as well give up, dipshit.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: RetroJape on October 15, 2006, 04:20:02 pm
Quote from: "Web Spider"
i love megaman x1
I like this kid already.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 04:57:25 pm
Quote from: "Draconis"
Aww, little beserkdick is using deragotory terms.

For your info, fucktard, I have my own place, and you put me in my place? Ha! That's rich, you little charity case. How are you helping this forum? You're not. I've been here longer, and I've seen all the drama that caused it to become this inactive, while you on the other hand, are some wannabe tough guy. You have yet say anything that will insult, so you may as well give up, dipshit.


Go back on your rocking chair, grandpa!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: RetroJape on October 15, 2006, 05:26:15 pm
This is no battle, this is a massacre!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: mothman47 on October 15, 2006, 05:55:35 pm
THE WINRAR:
(http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sheik.jpg)
IRON SHEIK.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 06:19:01 pm
What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Tetsuo9999 on October 15, 2006, 06:30:03 pm




Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: mothman47 on October 15, 2006, 06:34:20 pm
(http://img.7chan.org/pr/src/1159678370299.jpg)
This neuurd is kewller than j00.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 15, 2006, 07:08:09 pm
Grandpa? You're more of an idiot than I previously thought. The term over the hill doesn't apply to someone until they pass the forty year mark. Since you most likely can't add, or subtract, that gives me a good twenty years to go before I hit that mark.

While you on the other hand, are pretty much a toddler. I suggest you finish your five year period in whatever grade you're in, before you even attempt to insult me. Maybe then, You'll have a miniscule chance of offending me, fucktard.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 15, 2006, 11:08:18 pm
didn't they teach you about metaphors back in the "good old days?"I guess thats a little beyond your time, huh? stick with A tracks and atari and leave the rough housing to a younger generation. any more of this might break those frail bones of yours. face it Draconis. You're just out of style. Obsolete. Too old to even phase me. Go take a nap or something before you catch a cold from being out in the internet too long.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 11:19:27 pm
Don't you ever want anything more for yourself?

Everytime you post, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses. "
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Herb on October 15, 2006, 11:20:57 pm
I'm not trying to take sides here (mostly because I really don't even give a fuck about this place anymore), but using someone's age as an insult when they're only 21 is a terrible tactic...sorry to break it to you. I'm about Draconis' age too and I can assure you that noone our age ever...EVER has taken offense to being called a grandpa, it really just doesn't make sense.

Drac, go easy on him, he didn't know what it was like for us old-timers during the stockmarket crash and WWII. Plus I don't hate him.

Berserk, just chill out dude, its just the internet it doesn't matter who started it. If you want to prove to us (well, me at least) that you're mature, just drop this arguement and don't let any of us get to you since we're all pricks anyways.

But also, feel free to keep on arguing if you want because its pretty funny.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 15, 2006, 11:22:54 pm
Fuck you, Herb. Fuck you up your stupid *BANNED*
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 15, 2006, 11:38:32 pm
I'll try Herb, I'll try.


Okay, you little charity case, first off, I don't even know what the hell an A track is, I'm sure you mean eight track, and second, I've never played an atari system. I've seen one, but never played it. I grew up with the NES, and SNES, which had quality games, with good gameplay. If you want to call someone old, I suggest you put down your farm porn, and have a chat with your parents. They can tell you how you were accidently concieved in the back of a Ford Pinto, and how they were alive in the day, and were most likely drugged up hippies. Come to think of it, they were probably high when you were concieved, you poser.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: berserkchip on October 16, 2006, 04:17:57 pm
((I have nothing against the rest of you guys. it's just draconis that pisses me off. but if that's what it takes to end this, fine. I don't care if draconis thinks this is a victory or defeat. Honestly, at this point, I've seen what he can do and what he can't and I don't give a left fuck aobut him anymore. he's harmless.

I forfeit.))
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Draconis on October 16, 2006, 05:55:22 pm
I take it as a victory. You couldn't stand up against me, so you gave up.

If one of the esteemed mods or admins would be so kind, feel free to lock this thread.
Title: Draconis vs. berserkchip in Mortal Kombat
Post by: Superyoshi on October 16, 2006, 06:45:39 pm
Alrighty then.

Coury adjourned.  How this even started is beyond me.  I thought this was a joke thread until Berserk's last post.