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General => General => Topic started by: Yaminomalex on June 23, 2006, 12:57:48 pm
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k, I like voice act and shit. Sadly, I seem to get all the crappy Flash animators and shit, so natrually I get crappy scripts. Hope you enjoy this peice of shit.
MJ DISGUISE
(hitman dresses as MJ for disguise walks past kids and they cry)
hitman: shhh! its is just a costume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(guard waks up)
(noise falls off)
hitman: c what i mean.
guards: that doesnt justify anythang
(gun reloads)
hitman: oh f************
(die)
VG CROSSOVER
(hitman stealth wall king and ran into Solid snakes and sam flsher)
hitman: your on my turf you three eyed moron and you....you..oh
whatever!
(hitman walks on)
sam fisher: Huh a what a dumbass
(quick reply
solid snake: yah.
THE OPERATION
(hitman kill doctor)
hitman: yonk
(steal costumes)
nurse: doctor we've got bad woundedds patent! he couldn't died!
hitman: umm well lis
(she yans hi to the bed with the bleed patient)
nurse: you goung to have to operate
hitman: ug\]gfgrgrhhhhhh
(he pull out silenced pistol and shoots patient)
hitman: im;'' sorry, *huff* we lost him.
THE TIE
(hitmansss music playing whilse he's is a stand with his tie flapping in the
winds is blowing and yeah)
(tissse hits him in the face and he falls over (record rip sound))
FREDDY VS JASON
(hitman finds jason vorhess costume and puts it on)
(he walks up to guards and jason music comes on)
(guards run)
guards: kahhh momy, help!
(hitman chuckles then freddy pops out (record rip))
hitman: well is this awkward?
(black screen)
(freddy says something i dun knows whut)
STRAIGHT INTO A WALL
(hitman runs through metal detectors with aload of guns)
(alarm goes off)
hateman: muahahaha so long sucks
(hit a wall and fall to floor)
(heaguns cocking)
hitman: oh for fu
(they shoots
THE MENTAL COSTUME
(hitman kill a mental doctor)
hitmant (hstem): heh, with this disguise i should get out no problem
(cuts to scene of guards killing doctors)
guard: kill all the mental doctors and mental therapists!
(cuts back to hitman)
hitman: oh mission was thid too easy
guard: freeze!
hitman: its okay ojK?, im on your side!
guard: hesi s a isdoctor! kills him!
hitman: oh shi
(gets kill)
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Sounds hilarious, even if your script is quite illegible.
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Sounds hilarious, even if your script is quite illegible.
I don't think you got the point of his topic.
He's saying that the movie he's acting for is written terribly and isn't funny at all, and is written terribly by a 12 year old. I think he should really make his standards higher.
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Awesome.
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Well you see, in August I started this bullshit " I will never turn down a role, and I never will, unless it conflicts with my schedule." D:
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Well you see, in August I started this bullshit " I will never turn down a role, and I never will, unless it conflicts with my schedule." D:
I suggest you UNstart it.
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I suggest you UNstart it.
quoted for teh truth
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Well you see, in August I started this bullshit " I will never turn down a role, and I never will, unless it conflicts with my schedule." D:
I suggest you UNstart it.
Done and doner.