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Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 12:26:43 am
Very well, I admit defeat.

It is true that there is no Kary. No Lacus, Kagemitsu, Broom, Garland, Minion, Faris…

Well, not in the truest sense of the word.

Every one of them is based on a person I know in real life.

There is indeed a Kirsten Murphy in my school, we haven’t known each other since birth, she doesn’t go to my church [if at all] and her and I are on good terms. Not enough to invite her to my house, but enough to talk occasionally. She isn’t a good enough friend to invite to my house, but it wouldn’t take much work to get a better friend of her. Kirsten does indeed have a twin sister, but her and I, I call her Kerrigan at times even, don’t get along. She did have a Goth phase going on, and Sophih can vouch how I feel for them.

Lacus is actually a real person. The Cline’s are real and active members of my church. Her parents aren’t the bastard hell spawn that I depicted them, not by any means. In the real Cline family there is the father, Rob, the mom, Shanna, the oldest daughter, Amanda, the middle sibling, Sarah, and the youngest, the son, Josh. When I read Gundam Seed the manga, in Lacus Clyne I honestly saw Amanda in her. The same hair, minus the pink, but in nearly every other sense, they were the same. I just swapped the names of the two Cline girls and got Lacus, my ‘sister’.

Minion is actually one I almost got to be real. Blaine Piro is the son of Doug Piro, and they’re very good friends of my family. I’ve called him Minion on more than one occasion, and he accepted it as a near nickname, though he still preferred Blaine. He’s twelve, has a sister, Emily, is in grade 7, first year of Junior High, and does have extensive knowledge of nearly anything in computers, DOS or otherwise. He’s also a very good typer for his age. Minion was by far the most real of my ‘creations’.

For Broom… He very much resembles my friend Dillon. That small picture of Broom in my photobucket is Dillon. Him and I are good friends, nearly to the point of inviting him to my house, but he gives such a Wanderer feeling to him. He doesn’t use a locker, he always has all his school stuff in his backpack, and the same coat. Does a killer game of dodge ball, too…

Kagemitsu was actually very real, in a way… He’s not 17, but rather in grade 3. He’s not mute, but quiet enough to count as one… He sits behind me on the bus. He was very much the model for Kag, his name is even Brian Johnson.

Garland I based on my cousin Logen. He’s not any blacksmith, but he certainly has the capability to be one. But I never mentioned him much, so moving on…

Diamond Clawbot I based on my friend Jordan Cook. Clawvo resembled Jordan in nearly every conceivable way, with the yelling and stuff. He hasn’t played Descent, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard to introduce him to it.

Faris, by far the most controversial addition, is… Well, not in any sense real. Sure, there’s a Cali Hyer in my social class, but other than that, there is no real connection to the bi, Descent-loving unfortunate girl that you all thought for a time was real. Cali Hyer and I don’t talk much, but hey, I can sure try to get her for a friend. I’ve improved exponentially in my socialization skills, so it’s not too far off, if I… ya know, tried.

Dekar and Erim are both fake, figments of my imagination, impulse things, no basis on reality at all. Blame a Lufia 2 kick more than anything.

The reason I made up these people was to help liven up the Emureactor forums. Back then it was just Broom and Garland, but then I got to TPH, and since it was so… bland, boring, I wanted to make it more interesting by adding this ‘system’ I created. More of a challenge to the rest of you, see if you could spot my errs and discover my secret. But through my own faults, it failed. The killing blow was Faris, really. After Lazlo confessed, I thought it would be suspicious to reject it, so along with it I went… hard as it was for me to impersonate it, though. [That chocolate bikini thing was hard to do. Thank goodness for convenient internet failures.]

Now then… with that out of the way, now to me.

Whether you choose to believe me on this or not, everything about me is true. The DOSage, the way I act and joke around, my tastes in music, my beliefs, and all things concerning Swiftman is true. But after all this, hey, you believing me, slim pickings.

Trigger, Kasai, Razel, sorry to break your trust like this, but since everyone else is going to hate me, why not you three too.

Antha, after all this, you have very solid grounds to hating me, so if you choose to leave me, then leave you must, I can’t and won’t stop you. Whatever choice you make, I will encourage and support, whether you stay [the chances of THAT are…. Well, UNPOSSIBLE.] I still retain feelings for you, but you deserve better than a lying hankwad like me.

Jody, I did think of you as a sister at one point, and now you hate me beyond anything I can comprehend. Can’t say I blame you, I hate myself for bringing this about. Whether you believe me is up to you, and you’re possibly reveling either in the taste of victory or in simple disgust for me, either is possible, among other things.

To Drifter, aka Trigger, you have the credit of breaking my will. You've been a very good friend to stand by me with this, though you expressed obvious doubt. Can't blame you. I don't deserve you as a friend by any means at all.

NMX, you hated me from the beginning, so no change in you, just now you have reason for it.

Skull, I appreciate you being such a good friend, you’re honestly the funniest person I know [more XD’s and lawl’s from you than anyone else] but if you want to leave me and never speak to me again, I can’t blame you in the slightest.

Kasai, despite all that you’ve done for me, I’m sorry to stab you in the back like this. I can tell you had true adoration for me, and I’m honestly sorry to do this to you.

Lazlo, to you I’m the most sorry for. The two girls you thought were real, and had loved, were nothing but the typings of a poor, poor fool. You truly are an awesome person, and I don’t deserve to be your friend, before or after this. You always did say “Forgive and forget.” But right now, I won’t blame you in the slightest if you don’t live up to that saying.

Razel, thanks again for sticking up for me, but I’m really sorry to do this to your choice. It has indeed been hard to impersonate all these people, but I didn’t have the joy of revealing the secret like you had in your case. I’m not laughing at everyone’s faces, I’m not feeling anything like “ha ha, suckers!” or nothing. I’m just filled with disgust at myself and what I’ve done. I am a nice person and I hated to bring you all along this wild goose chase, but you believing that I’m feeling remorse isn’t possible. It is what I’m feeling, even if you don’t think it. I felt no joy in this whole affair, and I thought somehow I could weasel out of it, but apparently I moved too quickly, or didn’t back my stories up right, or made it too illogical to follow, or maybe just that I’m a right bastard in all this and deserve any scorn you give to me.

But, you all know how I work.

Ask and you shall receive.

If you want me to leave TPH, then leave I shall. Settle this with diplomacy and not violence. Just ask or tell me to leave, and I shall, and all other TPH-influenced forums also. Eternal Insanity, Megaman the Legend you don’t have to worry about, Melee I’ll be shutting down, sorry Skull, but since it wasn’t getting the slightest amount of activity at all, barely, it’s perhaps better to snuff it out now than later. [Exactly how can one close a forum? Somewhere in the admin CP, or just leave it to rot?]

And what I shall be doing with my MSN…

I’ll delete all contacts that I’ve had, and anyone who wishes to continue correspondence with me can talk to me themselves. If you don’t want to, I can’t blame you, but if you still want to talk to me, I won’t say no, and I for sure won’t be adding a little arrow or changing from my blue font.

Just what I plan to do, why I did all this, how I feel about it all, and I guess now is the time….

For me to express my deepest sorrow in this whole ugly thing.

You may just think of me as spouting crap, but these are genuine feelings, whether you believe them or not.

I’m really sorry to have led you all down this, make you believe all this junk I’ve made, and everything to do with me myself and the ‘empire’ I created. I didn’t plan to gain anything from it, and I knew one day I would fail at it, even though I tried as hard as hell to make it through. But looky look, it failed, horribly, and I’m beating myself up on the inside for it, but I’m open to any beatings that you all give me, I surely deserve it. But all that I did, this scenario I created, is what I would do if it were real. I’m not a bad person, despite all the sins that I’ve done. I know I don’t deserve to be saying that, and I don’t deserve to be believed, but it’s the truth.

I’m open to what you now have to say. Hold nothing back, anything you say that’s negative to me is only just the start of what I should receive.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Superyoshi on October 30, 2005, 12:29:00 am
Wow....I haven't read this all yet (skimmed through it all).  But...wow.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 30, 2005, 12:36:45 am
I do not blame you for what you did. For continuing the lie, I do. But for the rest of it... WEll, I was the one dumb enough to believe it. I was the one dumb enough to think that two girls had interest in me. Guess I was wrong, though. Well, that's that. We'll see what happens from here.

(PS: If your name is Alpha Omega, you're not allowed to post in this thread)
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 30, 2005, 12:40:23 am
Well, the fact that you came out about, makes me feel better about you.  You did the right thing, even if what you did was wrong.  I hope we can still be friends.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 30, 2005, 12:45:26 am
See this is why I dont trust people....Swifts the only person I acctually trusted and he did...this...
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 12:49:24 am
I would like to be your friend still Skull. I'm willing to accept any one that is willing to continue talking to me.

Kasai, I know what I did was horrible, and I deserve to be drug into a street and shot for what I've done. I feel awful for breaking about the last thing that you had trust in.....
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Jody on October 30, 2005, 01:08:32 am
Victory is mine. Funny, seeing as I don't want it at all anymore.

Why did you do it? Bored? Wanted to see what all you could do? I've made jokes, and sometimes they get carried away. But this.. where's your common sense..? What have you done? You should have ended this all when Lazlo had first fallen in love with Lacus. He was your fucking friend, and he had been for a long time. How could you just lead him on and play with his feelings like that? Not to mention, bring in another character? Have him fall in love with her too? Lead him on, AGAIN, make him worry for her, cry for her probably, how could you?

I feel a little glad saying that I didn't believe much, if any of it. Otherwise I'd be more a little more easy on you. But seeing you hurt your "friends", which are my friends, is much worse.

I hope you feel bad. I hope you cry for what you've done. Because you've made me cry. When you told me Lacus died, I cried. And I cried for you, because I thought you hurt. I cried because you had lost your "sister". But for what? Well there's me, some sap that just recently met you, crying because you killed off some character in your story. Wow, don't I feel intelligent. See if I feel open sympathy for other people like that again. And I cried, when Faris got raped and was pregnant. Well, great. At those times, even I who didn't fully believe in her, felt pain for her. If she was real, I sympathized with her. So I cried. Well there. I cried for another fucking character that supposedly got fucked over.

You could have just ended it you sick fuck. You should have. You led Lazlo on, making him think he was engaged to someone and going to adopt her child, you did more than you could ever possibly think. I hope you feel guilty. I hope it eats you alive.

And what was all this for? For what? Because this board was going to slow? So you made up characters to heat it up. That in itself is forgivable, but you led people on. The part that I'm really wanting to kick you in the face for, is that you fucked with people's feelings. Which in my opinion, playing with someone's emotions is nearly if not completely unforgivable. You could have just stopped it, but you didn't.

I read this thread, and I couldn't even breathe. I was so convinced I was right, but having it confirmed was almost too much. Do you know how many friends you're going to lose? How much trust you have broken? I know you do. Was it worth it? Having all your fun for monthes and monthes getting to play these characters, getting all these extra attention here and there. I bet it was great.

Also, you could have just came clean when Lazlo and I first accused you. But no, you had to pack on some more lies to keep it going for a while. It would have made it a little easier if you just would have said 'Yeah okay, they're all fake.' It would have been bad still, yeah, but it would have been better than causing that little war and denying it.

So. What now? You're probably going to lose an awful lot now. Probably don't think it was too worth it anymore, do ya? All your internet friends and life sacrificed for lying for fun. Hmm. Good for you, you should be proud.

But to be completely honest, I can't hate you. I really dislike you right now for what you've done, but I can't hate you. Because I understand how it is. You do something innocent for a while. And it gets carried away. Although you could and should have stopped it a lot sooner. Things didn't have to be this way, and you damn well fucking know it. But you just let things carry on. For a long ass time. You had sooo much time to stop things where they were, but you didn't.

But still. I won't ask you to leave. It's not my choice anyway, since I don't come here much. And I won't ask you to delete me from your contant list if you don't want to.

But you hurt people with this. Like Lazlo. God.. poor Lazlo. In love with lies. I'll never forgive you for that. Even if someday we're friends again, I'll never forget that. I also won't forget how you broke people's trusts. Like Trigger, who went against believing me to trust you. Because you had been his friend for a long time, and he was gonna stick by your side. That's unforgivable as well. Along with breaking everyone else's trust. The one's who stuck their necks out there to fight for you. That's unforgivable too.

And for Antha.. do you know how this would be for her? If you've said you loved her, let's say.. After all the lies you've made, how can she, how can anybody believe any fucking thing that you could possibly say? It's like talking to a compulsive liar, which I think it's safe to say you're somewhere around there. Even if we are friends again, it'd be so much different. Harder to trust you, to believe what you say. And I told her everything I thought, and asked her to stay away from you. But she didn't believe me that much, and put a lot of trust in you. You should be proud to have her.. because right now, you're right when you say you don't deserve her..

But nonetheless, someday, maybe we can be friends again. If you make things better.. I don't know if they can be, but someday things might be different. You're a good guy, you just messed with people's heads and feelings, which is gonna follow you around for a while. Make ammends, however you can.

And the guilt you should be feeling, should be worse than what anyone could possibly have to say to you. And I'll leave it at that.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Razel on October 30, 2005, 01:17:56 am
Ya' know, I'm going to get hurt with this, but I'mnot angry, I'm amazed.
How so?
You see, Multiple accounting is hard, as i said before very hard, and Swift was able to pull it (for a while at least) as not 1, 2, or 3, but 7 poeple? damn my head would aspload from even thinking about it,

I am now excepting all your hate
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Jody on October 30, 2005, 01:19:29 am
You have no hate from me, Razel. Sticking up for someone agaisnt the odds may be foolish at times, but it's also respectable. Don't ever change.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 30, 2005, 01:20:32 am
I haven't read everyone's posts yet, but I want to say, Jody, I never fell in love with Lacus. I saw that she was interested in me, and thought maybe something could happen there. Why Swift made her interested I'll never know.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 01:26:41 am
I am hurting, Jody. Badly. And I would like to still be friends with you, you are undeniably awesome, but the things that happened here.... Every time you speak to me, you would doubt everything I would say, think twice if what I say has happened would be real.... If you wish to continue correspondence, then by all means, continue, it's not up to me.

Razel, thank you again for your support through all this, and thanks for not getting angry at me.

Lazlo, it was more subconcious than anything that made me make Lacus interested in you. Not something I was planning, not by any means......
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 30, 2005, 01:53:02 am
It was fun tactlessly flirting with her.
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Post by: Superyoshi on October 30, 2005, 01:55:26 am
Well, just incase someone wants to know.  Swift knows how I feel about this.  I understand what happened.  It was just a small charade that went horribly out of proportion.

Finally seeing the ending to Metal Gear Solid 2 two days ago had a deeper meaning, I see.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 01:00:42 am
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
It was just a small charade that went horribly out of proportion.


Small? I had nearly every member of TPH believing in me...... heh. Small, nothing.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Superyoshi on October 30, 2005, 01:01:14 am
Small as in it wasn't meant to cause any harm.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 01:01:59 am
Ah, okay. Heh. That part is true....
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Post by: Jody on October 30, 2005, 01:24:33 am
With all this you're well on your way to being Oliver Eisler...
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Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 01:26:39 am
Dammit, who IS Oliver Eisler? Best I can come up with is FlameofDoubt and the Olver MSN callsign...
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Herb on October 30, 2005, 02:15:54 am
Swift got (or is getting) a PM from me, If anyone doesnt know what to say I'm saying (or said) it for him.

Swift, you have my full permission to quote what i said to you, because I'm gonna be gone for a few days due too some college shit
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 30, 2005, 02:25:30 am
I, too, have a confession to make. Kasai doesn't exist, either. I just watned to see if it was possible for someone to lie like that.
Title: Read what I have to say, see what you think.
Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 30, 2005, 02:26:23 am
WHAT?! hey! I'm real! STUPID LAZ AND his...eh....eh..Head!
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Post by: Herb on October 30, 2005, 02:33:09 am
I also have a confession

I'm really Protoman and endType

...no

(I'm just trying to joke a little during an emotional/shocking time.
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 30, 2005, 02:38:35 am
XD
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Post by: Herb on October 30, 2005, 02:45:03 am
oh crap i forgot to close my parenthesis.

...)
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Post by: Antha on October 30, 2005, 03:01:36 am
Heh... funny stuff right there.

Anywho, for those of you who don't know Swift and I are no longer going to be together. We're going to stay friends, but as far as a relationship, and dating is concerned, well, that's ended. Any questions on that matter please direct to me, for it was mostly my decision. Swift merely supported me on it. I just thought you all might like to know that.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 30, 2005, 03:06:29 am
*nods* Antha was the one to deal me the most pain out of what everyone else has put. Her leaving me was the best thing for her, though. I didn't deserve someone as great as her anyways.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on October 30, 2005, 09:30:15 am
How about we give Swift a second chance?

If he screws it up, out he goes.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 30, 2005, 09:31:29 am
Pirate, this isn't a group decision.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on October 30, 2005, 09:32:26 am
Ok.

But MAYBE Swift should prove him self and all.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 30, 2005, 09:34:02 am
He kinda did by coming out with this whole thing.
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Post by: Alpha Omega on October 30, 2005, 09:51:43 am
In the immortal words of Rhue when he owned Strata in a one on one duel.

How sweet it is.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 30, 2005, 11:32:07 am
The problem is this isn't a victory for anyone you douche.


That having been said, there is only one last thing we can do to Swift(Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=327#comic)).
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/offensivesound.png)
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Post by: RetroJape on October 30, 2005, 02:24:12 pm
*sigh* Ok even though I haven't been checking around as much, I didn't even know what the hell was goign on until now. The thing abotu me is that I don't care, I will not think any less of you and I should try to come onto MSN to chat now and again.
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Post by: Nightmare X on October 30, 2005, 07:37:33 pm
Quote from: "Alpha Omega"
In the immortal words of Rhue when he owned Strata in a one on one duel.

How sweet it is.



Oh yes, yes it is.


I think this proves that I'm always right, because I'm just THAT leet.
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Post by: Draconis on October 30, 2005, 09:58:36 pm
God knows I've pulled some major shit in the distant past, so I barely have the right to judge. I've watched this charade from the sidelines, hoping that my doubts were proven wrong, but to no avail. I am definetly pissed, though.

I've hurt people before, and I know how it feels to be betrayed, which is why I have the deepest sympathy for all the victims. I am both dissapointed, and disgusted, at what Swift did, but I can't be the one to condemn him. If I did, I would be a hypocrite. I didn't even want to respond to this topic, but I had to express my opinion.

I can't really hate Swift, I don't know him well enough, but I'm not feeling very friendly towards him right now. Only time will mend this minor wound I have suffered, even then, I can't say what will unfold. Right now, I just need time to think it over.
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Post by: Razel on October 30, 2005, 10:48:22 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Quote from: "Alpha Omega"
In the immortal words of Rhue when he owned Strata in a one on one duel.

How sweet it is.



Oh yes, yes it is.


I think this proves that I'm always right, because I'm just THAT leet.

Go to hell.
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Post by: Sophih on October 31, 2005, 01:12:40 am
Quote from: "Kasai Falconi"
See this is why I dont trust people....Swifts the only person I acctually trusted and he did...this...
Meow
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 31, 2005, 01:14:33 am
Quote from: "Sophih"
Quote from: "Kasai Falconi"
See this is why I dont trust people....Swifts the only person I acctually trusted and he did...this...
Meow


<.<
>.>
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Post by: Sophih on October 31, 2005, 02:44:44 am
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
It was just a small charade that went horribly out of proportion.


Small? I had nearly every member of TPH believing in me...... heh. Small, nothing.
Don't feel proud and swift you lied to me
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on October 31, 2005, 12:02:27 pm
Hey, swift.  Listen up, and listen good, 'cause I can only say this once.

I DON'T GIVE A FUGG.

Thing is, we all have done some incredibly stupid things in our lives.  None here, or anywhere else for that matter, are free of sin.  (And to any that say you are, you're full of shit, so shut up.)  God knows I have done and said some stupid shit in my day.  I've lost people who meant the world to me because of it.  I hurt in ways I can't describe due to my own ignorance.  So, if you are asking for my forgiveness, well, you got it, but the person whom you need to forgive most is yourself.  Do this, and you will come out of this stronger, smarter, and better than you were before.

Like I said in the other thread, if you make a mistake, chances are I've been there, done that, seen it, jumped it, smoked it, shot it, killed it, grilled it, ate it, and shit it out (as my stepdad used to say.  A wise man, that.).  

PM me if you wanna talk about that, k?
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Post by: Nightmare X on October 31, 2005, 01:00:06 pm
Quote from: "Razel"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Quote from: "Alpha Omega"
In the immortal words of Rhue when he owned Strata in a one on one duel.

How sweet it is.



Oh yes, yes it is.


I think this proves that I'm always right, because I'm just THAT leet.

Go to hell.


Oh noez, I've been commanded to go to hell!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!?!?!ONE!??!!11 :roll:


Oh, and Oliver Eisler is Rockman X from PMM, easily the biggest moron I've met on my life after DVGBA.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on October 31, 2005, 01:17:26 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Oh, and Oliver Eisler is Rockman X from PMM, easily the biggest moron I've met on my life after DVGBA.


You mean other than yourself?  Dude, get a life, and get lost, you little know-nothing loser.  Nobody cares about you, so go fuck yourself.  The conversation wasn't even directed towards you until you chose to add your counterfeit 2 cents into a topic you knew nothing about and start making judgements about people you don't even know.  We are all dumber for having listened to you bitch.  I wasn't even going to acknowledge your existance, but you have just forced me to.  Congeatulations on being a dumbfuck, aren't you proud?

And that's the bottom line.  End of discussion.  Go away.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:24:12 pm
@ Draconis: I'm terribly sorry, Draconis. Whether you want to accept my apologies or not, but trust me, I learned my lesson. I learned it months ago. Why do you think I was trying to end it?

@ NMX: Thank you for clearing up that Oliver Eisler thing. I don't know what RMX did, but at least I know RMX.... However slightly. But I know you already ahted me, so.... whoo hoo for you, not a thing has changed in your case.

@ Break[Byte?]: I gotcha, we're both major idiots. Heh. We all do stupid things. Hell, I'm on the brink of expulsion at school for being an ass, going on the roof, swinging off of staircases and lights, etc. I'm a right idiot.

@ Sophih: You hate me already, so I don't think too much has changed from before. But I lied to everyone, you weren't too much more special than the rest. Equal apologies for everyone, to whoever wants and accepts it. Simply, Ask and you shall recieve.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:25:56 pm
Quote from: "Devie-poo"
@ Break[Byte?]: I gotcha, we're both major idiots. Heh. We all do stupid things. Hell, I'm on the brink of expulsion at school for being an ass, going on the roof, swinging off of staircases and lights, etc. I'm a right idiot.

Heh, care to eleborate?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:30:12 pm
Gladly.

Apparently, the admin at my school have a Zero-tolerance policy on fighting. Not with me, it seems...

1st offence: Fighting back to a kid that stole a nice pair of headphones.
2nd offense: For being a right ass in basketball, I punched him out.
3rd offense: Swinging off of the cafeteria lights..... For a second, I made sure it could hold my weight up first, though!
4th offense: On the roof of the school. Footsteps seem to sound really loud while IN the school. Even when walking on 5 inch snow.....
5th offense: Jumping too many steps at the same time on the stairways. [it was just 10!]
6th offense: Little indoor lightposts in the school. I swung on them. Get a running start, jump, grip the pole, swing your body to the side, and you get an irresistable urge to go "WHEEEEEE" from it. Great fun, but pisses the admin off.


I can continue.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:31:54 pm
Naah, I thought you had done something, you know, worth doing (I guess the headphones thing is)
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:33:47 pm
Indeed.

It's just... My school is so perfect for acrobatics! The school squanders many oppurtunities to vent any steam I ahve my having these 'rules' around. Some I don't mind, hardly think about even, but I never read anything about 'no swinging off of school property' rule. heh.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:34:51 pm
I never knew my schools rules because I never got in trouble.

Sleeping fro teh win.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:40:24 pm
Sleep? POO! Save that for when there's no sun, when you can't see anyways! There's agility to demonstrate here in the day time! [very few times am I caught sleeping in classes.... Not even with Raitz, the most BORING teacher ever....]
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:42:45 pm
Sleep at night? What're you nuts? That's when the best television happens!
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:44:18 pm
*flips open Canadian TV guide*

Teletoon, 12:30 pm: Johnny Bravo

*is all he remembers, since no TV guide is in reach*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:45:13 pm
TV Guide? Hah, still using analogue cable?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:46:51 pm
Nah man, i have satelite. It's grand, if I miss it, i have another time zone to pick from.

It's just that the TV is on the other side of the basement, and I'm in my room.... And the paper storage is in between. [paper recycling, basic placeage of flyers and old Sears Catalogues, etc.]
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:47:49 pm
Oh, good. Sattilite sucks, get digital cable. It's more expensive because it's worth it.
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Post by: J plus Two! on October 31, 2005, 07:49:59 pm
And thus it is finsihed. The eyes have been opened and Logic has prevailed! Hurrah! I was expecting more Nastiness though... Oh well. I take my leave. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

L.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:50:25 pm
I really like the guide function of satelite. And remember where I live? 15 km from any town? If I could have cable, I would have gotten cable internet LONG ago.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:51:38 pm
Digital cable has that, only it's 10000 times better.
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Post by: jv2k on October 31, 2005, 07:56:36 pm
Wow.... I've been tricked before, and I have tricked people before, but when I tricked I did it to strangers and was a 12 year old kid, or I came out really soon and laughed at the others who I got. To go this far... I can't even comprehend what would drive someone to go that far with people they consider friends.
Me, I was not affected at all by this, we rarely talk on msn and when we do your fake personalities were never around. I'm not a violent person, and I dislike holding grudges. So I honestly am not gunna act any different towards you, still there is a wierdness there, that in this place you would not only break so manys trust. Its hard to take anything you say as the truth but I don't do that with anyone anyway. I have suspicions on everyone I talk to online (like kasai and lazlo really being conjoined twin fetuses hooked up to a machine that creats a matrix like world we live in) so nothing has changed.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:57:49 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
(like kasai and lazlo really being conjoined twin fetuses hooked up to a machine that creats a matrix like world we live in)

Crap, he's on to me! TO THE ESCAPE POD!
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Post by: Swiftman on October 31, 2005, 07:58:25 pm
I expected to be chased from TPH with stones, pitchforks, a rabid catgirl or two, and an Arwing. Honestly, I got off way too easy. I was thinking that Jody and Lazlo would lead a mod of TPHers to Canada and string me up by my ankles, beat me very often, find my kickass stick collection, and take hefty thwacks at me. [some of those sticks are friggin tree's]

And I didn't feel good about any of it Jv, hence why I was trying to end it. I was feeling horrid enough about leading people astray, so I wanted to finish it off.

What makes Digital cable better, just more channels and speed?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 31, 2005, 07:59:41 pm
Oh, we were going to do that, but then we decided it'd be far cheaper to have you come to us. In other news, yes, digital cable is infinatly better than sattilite in every conciveble way, and I dont' even know how to spell any of those words I just used.
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Post by: Peaches on November 01, 2005, 12:33:23 am
Dear gawd.

 You fucking asshole.  I'm not kidding, you just erased a person from existence that I was willing to care for.  This calls your entire character into question, and makes me wonder how I could have any ties to this place.

Swift, you were the one thing tying me to this place and now the tie has been broken in a serious way.

I was going to come up to Canada (I've got family and stuff), so I'm very glad that I know about this before hand. . .

What can I say though, I forgive you.  I've done some crazy things and I'm not about to leave you in the dust because you've made a mistake you regret.  It show's that you have some character if you're willing to announce this, however, I do find it somewhat creepy that you've made posts about deaths of people like some sort of puppet master.

I forgive you, but you must know that you've shattered a part of my innocent view of the world.

. . .

*sigh*
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Post by: Swiftman on November 01, 2005, 07:19:35 am
I know i hurt a lot of people with this, Peaches... But if I thought I could pull it off, I wouldn't have started to finish them off... I never thought my ties to TPH would grow that much.... I didn't enjoy being the puppeteer for this whole charade, and bloody.... I'm paying for it inside.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 01, 2005, 09:25:35 am
Quote from: "Swiftman"
@ Break[Byte?]: I gotcha, we're both major idiots. Heh. We all do stupid things. Hell, I'm on the brink of expulsion at school for being an ass, going on the roof, swinging off of staircases and lights, etc. I'm a right idiot.


To tell the truth, that sounds like a guy I knew at my previous college.  He worked at McDonalds, and their policy is if you get written up for the same thing three times, you're fired.  He got wrote up a total of 121 times before he QUIT!  He was a major idiot sometimes, but at least he entertained.  I guess I am just a forgiving, cheerful sort of guy!

And BTW, I am your old friend ProtoBreak.  Asked for a name change, and the God of this Forum answered my call.  Gotta love the new name!
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Post by: Peaches on November 01, 2005, 10:11:13 am
well, I suppose it's all cool for now.  Swift has mad RP skills.  ^_^

Off to work.
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Post by: jv2k on November 01, 2005, 02:05:19 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
I expected to be chased from TPH with stones, pitchforks, a rabid catgirl or two, and an Arwing. Honestly, I got off way too easy. I was thinking that Jody and Lazlo would lead a mod of TPHers to Canada and string me up by my ankles, beat me very often, find my kickass stick collection, and take hefty thwacks at me. [some of those sticks are friggin tree's]

Pft we could have done that but that would involve going through canada...
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Post by: jv2k on November 01, 2005, 02:05:49 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
I expected to be chased from TPH with stones, pitchforks, a rabid catgirl or two, and an Arwing. Honestly, I got off way too easy. I was thinking that Jody and Lazlo would lead a mod of TPHers to Canada and string me up by my ankles, beat me very often, find my kickass stick collection, and take hefty thwacks at me. [some of those sticks are friggin tree's]

Pft we could have done that but that would involve going through canada...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 01, 2005, 02:06:41 pm
Double post'd
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Post by: Swiftman on November 01, 2005, 03:19:45 pm
Quote from: "Byte Man"
And BTW, I am your old friend ProtoBreak.  Asked for a name change, and the God of this Forum answered my call.  Gotta love the new name!


The location and your avatar [before it changed, maybe you should get that fixed by... Jehuty I'm sure has mad animating skills]
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Post by: Anonymous on November 01, 2005, 03:25:21 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
The location and your avatar [before it changed, maybe you should get that fixed by... Jehuty I'm sure has mad animating skills]
It was my first time trying Fireworks.  Great for the coloring, lousy for the animation.  Tried to fix it in Flash, but it only got worse for some reason.  Fuggin' Macs.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 01, 2005, 03:27:30 pm
Dammit, forgot to log in!  Had to restart Mac (Fuggin' pile of crap) and reset everything.
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Post by: Swiftman on November 01, 2005, 03:34:16 pm
In the correct hands, a Mac can be destructive....


As can DOS. heh heh heh....
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Post by: Jehuty on November 01, 2005, 05:28:14 pm
Macs...... own.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 01, 2005, 05:30:15 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Macs...... own.
Quoted for one man's personal viral opinion.
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Post by: jv2k on November 01, 2005, 07:47:33 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Macs...... own.

quoted because the first sonic level in sonic adventurs 2 is the best level in the game!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 01, 2005, 08:51:06 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Macs...... own.

quoted because the first sonic level in sonic adventurs 2 is the best level in the game!

Quoted because it's actually the last level where the good guys and bad guys have to work together to save the planet, and you actually have to use the abilities of every person to get through it.

Or the final levels on Good and Evil stories, those were pretty badass too (Grinding around the Ark was a lot of fun)
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Post by: Bladegash on November 02, 2005, 12:40:58 pm
If you mean everyone, then Shadow must be no one. =P
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Post by: jv2k on November 02, 2005, 02:02:16 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Macs...... own.

quoted because the first sonic level in sonic adventurs 2 is the best level in the game!

Quoted because it's actually the last level where the good guys and bad guys have to work together to save the planet, and you actually have to use the abilities of every person to get through it.

Or the final levels on Good and Evil stories, those were pretty badass too (Grinding around the Ark was a lot of fun)

Quoted because grinding in Adventure was poopy they didn't get it right till sonic heros! All shadow levels> their sonic counterparts except the first.
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Post by: Peaches on November 02, 2005, 02:03:48 pm
wrong.  Everything sucks about the 3D sonics except the very first part of Sonic Adventure 2.
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Post by: Bladegash on November 02, 2005, 04:04:13 pm
Escaping from cities pwnz.
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Post by: jv2k on November 02, 2005, 04:43:14 pm
Quote from: "Peaches"
except the very first part of Sonic Adventure 2.

SEE! PEOPLE AGREE THAT LEVEL OWNS ALL!
But to be honest I kinda like 3d sonic more than 2d sonic....
<_<
*dodges the many bulllets*
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Post by: Draconis on November 02, 2005, 04:52:27 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Peaches"
except the very first part of Sonic Adventure 2.

SEE! PEOPLE AGREE THAT LEVEL OWNS ALL!
But to be honest I kinda like 3d sonic more than 2d sonic....
<_<
*dodges the many bulllets*


Blasphemey! While 3D Sonic games kick major ass, the 2D games are pure, unrefined awesome.
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Post by: jv2k on November 02, 2005, 05:17:53 pm
I actually find them boring. I mean I like the first few levels, but then towards the end they get way to long without enough running around.
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 05:48:02 pm
Who needs Sonic when you can have GUNSTAR HEROES?
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on November 02, 2005, 05:52:55 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Who needs Sonic when you can have GUNSTAR HEROES?

Or the OST's of the Descent games?
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 02, 2005, 05:53:04 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Who needs Sonic when you can have GUNSTAR HEROES?

Not me, apparently.
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/gunstar.jpg)
Creepily, as soon as I pasted this in paint, the GH title screen song started playing (I have Windows Media Player on shuffle for all my songs).  I have 6,100 songs on this thing.  Scary coincidence...or somehting else?
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 05:59:26 pm
SY, I see you're using Jnes.

You fail for that.

NNNesterJ for the win.

And having the GUNSTAR HEROES music play as you did that was causeable by one thing only.

The awesome that is HERE COMES THE CLIMAX

And Cortez, Descent music isn't THAT great. It's the game itself I love more.
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 02, 2005, 06:01:55 pm
I actually do have NNJesterJ, 'tis a good emulator (Especially cause I can make videos), just I've been using JNES for a good 4 years now and it's never failed me.  Wait, yes it has.  On my new computer, anything fullscreen is all blurry.  I guess I do fail.
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Post by: jv2k on November 02, 2005, 08:44:40 pm
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Who needs Sonic when you can have GUNSTAR HEROES?

Not me, apparently.
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/gunstar.jpg)
Creepily, as soon as I pasted this in paint, the GH title screen song started playing (I have Windows Media Player on shuffle for all my songs).  I have 6,100 songs on this thing.  Scary coincidence...or somehting else?

out of curriosity what is in the things folder.....
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 09:08:45 pm
SUPER MARIO ALL STARS FOLDER.

CONTENTS.

NOW.

IN ALPHABETIC ORDER.

*shot*
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 02, 2005, 09:25:58 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
SUPER MARIO ALL STARS FOLDER.

CONTENTS.

NOW.

IN ALPHABETIC ORDER.

*shot*

K.  Here's what I've done so far (From the rom, but there is no difference between that and the actual cart)

Select Game
Title
SMB-
Bonus
Final Bowser
Overworld
Underground
SMB 2
Wart
Ending
SMB 3
Airship
Athletic
Boss
Coin Heaven
Death
Ending
Fortress
Mushroom House
Title
Water
World 1
World 2
World 3
World 4
World 5
World 6
World 8
World Complete


And for jv2k:
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/f.jpg)
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 09:27:38 pm
I was extremely confused at first, then I saw the NNNesterJ tab, so all  confusion is lost in my mind.
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 02, 2005, 09:29:18 pm
Confused at what, may I ask?
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 09:35:18 pm
Not at what you said, jsut..... Why you have 3 closeup pictures of Shademan, that Jack thing, FMR....



What is all that stuff?
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 02, 2005, 09:39:04 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Not at what you said, jsut..... Why you have 3 closeup pictures of Shademan, that Jack thing, FMR....



What is all that stuff?

Shademan: Failed attempts at making GIF's with MSPaint 'cause I was too lazy to open Photoshop.

Jack: Vote for Lumberjack, 2005!  A little joke that's going on on another forum I go on (Johnrichie.com) where there's tons of people for president.  Nobody really votes, we just make up candidates.

FMR: Full Metal Robotnik.  I took audio from the movie Full Metal Jacket and put it in the Adventures of Sonic cartoon.  Hilarity ensues.

I should really make a little tour of my computer.
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 09:43:08 pm
It'd be much more interesting than my computer tour.



Swift: And here we have Descent, there is Descent II, shareware, and next to that is Descent 3, demo, doesn't work....


Kinda boring.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 02, 2005, 09:58:31 pm
Swiftman, I am deeply dissapointed in you.
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 10:00:59 pm
Seeing what the first post in this thread is, I can't blame you.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 02, 2005, 10:02:39 pm
FUX FUX FUX MIND FUXXX
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Post by: Superyoshi on November 02, 2005, 10:08:29 pm
MIND FUCK!  

*implodes then explods*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 02, 2005, 10:37:00 pm
Jesus bangs, he bangs.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 02, 2005, 10:37:34 pm
I also have a confession to make.

I'm a vampire.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 02, 2005, 10:51:16 pm
Syoshi, I don't like your computer because it doesn't show file extentions.
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Post by: Jehuty on November 02, 2005, 10:57:05 pm
I don't like your computer because it's a Windows.
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Post by: Swiftman on November 02, 2005, 11:02:36 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
I don't like your computer because it's a Windows.


XD

Ah, that was a good belly laugh.

*bites tongue from obligitory DOS quip*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 02, 2005, 11:02:38 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
I don't like your computer because it's a Windows.

My PC has Windows to the Teenage Sould XP Edition 4.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 04, 2005, 12:24:49 am
Quote from: "Sophih"
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "Superyoshi"
It was just a small charade that went horribly out of proportion.


Small? I had nearly every member of TPH believing in me...... heh. Small, nothing.
Don't feel proud and swift you lied to me


Truth
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Post by: Swiftman on November 04, 2005, 12:30:38 am
Don't you think I already feel bad about all this?

I do, horribly bad.....

It had no gain, yet I've lost virtually everything from it.

But my sadness has already been expressed. It doesn't need to be done again.

I'm deeply, deeply sorry for everything that I've done. What I say can never truly help at all, but it's all I can do, public apologies... Or private, make your choice.....
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Post by: Yaminomalex on November 04, 2005, 12:52:13 am
pine
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Post by: Swiftman on November 04, 2005, 01:03:25 am
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
pine


And I suppose making sense is out of the question.......
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Post by: Nightmare X on November 04, 2005, 11:05:31 am
(http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/pokey460_8.gif)
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Post by: Draconis on November 04, 2005, 02:35:36 pm
^Pokey ownz, 'nuff said.
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Post by: Swiftman on November 04, 2005, 02:46:27 pm
Pokey? Ah yes, he's slightly familiar to me... I don't know much else, though....