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General => General => Topic started by: Trigger on August 06, 2005, 11:44:44 am

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Trigger on August 06, 2005, 11:44:44 am

THE MERCHANT WILL RULE YOU ALL!!

BOW BEFORE HIS MIGHT!!!

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5242/re4merchant4jx.jpg)


LOOK AT HIMM!!!!! LOOOOOOKK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LOOOK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS GUY DESERVES HIS OWN NATION!!!

YOUR LIVES ARE INSIGNIFICANT COMPARED TO HIM!!!!

BOW!!! BOW DOWN TO HIM!!!

The Merchant > You

WHAT'RE YA BUYYYYIIIINNNN''''?!?!!!!


They need to make the Merchant the main charactor of RE5!!! THAT WOULD BE SO BADASS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

~"What're ya buyin'?" *Blows Zombie's head off with shotgun*~

~"Ahhh.. I'll buy it at a high price!" *fires rocket luancher at group of zombies*~

~"Hello there, stranger." *drops kicks a zombies head in*~

~"Heh heh hah hah!! Thank you!" *backflips avioding a grenade explosion*~

~"I see you have an eye for weapons, but it's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin'. You'll know what I mean!" *Kills El Gigante with Magnum*~

AND YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WISHES THAT WOULD HAPPEN!! AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

THIS GUY IS THE NEXT FUCKING GREEN BIKER DUDE!!! HE WILL HAVE HIS OWN CULT FOLLOWING, AND YOUR NOT INVITED!!!

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 11:48:03 am

Frankly I'm glad I'm not... Never liked Resident Evil...

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Trigger on August 06, 2005, 11:56:05 am

RUE THIS DAY!! FOR YOUR ACTS OF INSOLENCE AGAINST RE4, THE MERCHANT WILL NOW GUT YOU, AND SELL YOUR ENTRAILS ON THE BLACK MARKET SAYING "Got some rare things of sale, stranger!"!!!

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 11:56:53 am

Good, my entrails were starting to bug me anyway.

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Jody on August 06, 2005, 12:59:41 pm

I voted ZEEEEEELLLLOOOO. Why? I have no idea. And Trig, you're hyper. You're usually laidback and lazy. This is odd, and it worries me. *Drags Trigger off to see a doctor*

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Trigger on August 06, 2005, 02:54:15 pm

DON'T DO THIS TO MEEE!!

I LOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!

*kicks and screams*

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Jehuty on August 06, 2005, 02:56:57 pm

Yes, the Merchant from Resi 4 was pretty cool, but what's going on with Trigger?

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Peaches on August 06, 2005, 09:32:12 pm

I concur, he seems to have caught t3h rabies.

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 09:40:03 pm

Trigger's always had rabies.

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Jody on August 07, 2005, 03:41:44 am

*Shoots Lazlo with a nerf gun*

*Continues dragging Trigger away to see both a doctor and a therapist*

Title: The Merchant....
Post by: Trigger on August 07, 2005, 06:59:36 am

*Gives the therapist perminant mental damage by destroy all rational thoughts and confusing him with talks of Zelllloooooo and Frazzle Snazzle*

*Then procedes to nutcrack the doctor*

NYAHAHHHAHAHAH!!

THE MERCHANT IS ALL KNOWING!!