:x I just saw the movie "Crank." I don't want to offend anyone but the assfaces that made the film, but that movie sucked more balls than a porn star. It starts off with the main character waking up and feeling like crap. He limps around, and finds a DVD that says "fuck you" on the disc. He finds out that he was poisoned by something that cuts off your adrenaline. So if he stops, he dies. That kind of plot was already used in the 1950s and in the 1990s. The 1950s movie was the only version of the plot that actually ruled. Anyways, throughout the movie, this guy runs around the city and causes grief and minimal damage. The only thing that was keeping him going was all of the Red Bull he steals. And at the end of the movie, he's falling from a helicopter in the sky with the guy that poisoned him and the main character kills him by snapping his neck. After that, the main character falls on someone's car and dies. Here's the movie's major flaw. When you fall from over 350 feet to the ground, you don't just fall, bounce off the ground, and just die in one piece. When you do that, you fall to the ground, and splatter all over the place like you fell into a meat grinder. The only good part of the movie was the ending: when it ended. For those of you who want to see the movie before it comes to DVD and ends up in the bargain bin of doom for 98 cents, forget it. Use those 90 minutes of your life to do something much better. At least see a better movie.
