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Title: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: StupidHead on December 10, 2005, 12:17:35 am
I need you in me because i like women and i need to experiment,(im a guy)
Title: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 10, 2005, 12:18:30 am
Dude....No...Just....Shut up. Thats...No...

But welcome to TPH Anyway Mr. Lazlos bestest freind. ^-^
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Post by: Sophih on December 10, 2005, 12:19:41 am
Hi i'm sophih you be the bed wetter .....


taker*

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Post by: StupidHead on December 10, 2005, 12:20:02 am
how do i get ahold of sophie  :wink:
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 10, 2005, 12:21:05 am
NO! You dont get to pley with her. She dont like men.
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Post by: Sophih on December 10, 2005, 12:21:56 am
Quote from: "StupidHead"
how do i get ahold of sophie  :wink:


Oops i sorry mistake #1 Sophih holds you, that and uhhh    sorry into kittys if you know what i mean ^^
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Post by: StupidHead on December 10, 2005, 12:22:12 am
everyone , i no bedwetter, i no sleep, so how could i possibly get to be bedwetter
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Post by: Sophih on December 10, 2005, 12:24:19 am
But you can talk to my on Msn bug kas for email lol
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 10, 2005, 12:35:02 am
Hey now! Thats not nice. Eh I'll give it to him anyway. ^-^
Title: Re: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: Draconis on December 10, 2005, 01:11:57 am
Quote from: "StupidHead"
I need you in me because i like women and i need to experiment,(im a guy)


[Sarcasm]That's a great way to start of on any forum.[Sarcasm]

It seems you are off to a rocky start. I will not help you, because frankly, your first post makes you look like a moron. I am in no way being cruel, I'm just stating a fact. If you would like me to be cruel, I'd be more than happy to oblige. The reason I wasn't outright cruel, is because I'm in a good mood, so I'll add this little warning: There are members who will state their opinion in a cruel way, which I look forward to. You have been warned.

P.S. If you make some kind of sick joke out of any part of my post, I will tell you off in the most hateful way possible.
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Post by: Jehuty on December 10, 2005, 01:58:26 am
WTF...... welcome
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Post by: Swifto on December 10, 2005, 02:50:25 am
*cocks eyebrow*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/confusedcopy.jpg)

Okay....... Welcome, stranger?
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 10, 2005, 02:53:32 am
He is Lazlo real life friend. Hes siting next to me hitting on Sophih. Its funny.
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Post by: Swifto on December 10, 2005, 03:01:58 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/iseeyou.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 03:02:26 am
hey im throwing out grade a game here
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Post by: StupidHead on December 10, 2005, 03:05:01 am
sorry that was me
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Post by: Swifto on December 10, 2005, 03:05:37 am
Throwing whata WHAT out now?
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Post by: Sophih on December 10, 2005, 03:16:52 am
I FEAR NO BEER!!!
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Post by: Swifto on December 10, 2005, 03:20:28 am
(http://www.bevkey.com/licences/key_images/generic100/I_fear_no_beer.jpg)

(http://unclebobs.infopop.cc/i%20fear%20no%20beer.jpg)

(http://i.b5z.net/i/ui/4000668/i/fear_no_beer_ezr.JPG)

(http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A5/39/A5394C-lg.jpg)
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 10, 2005, 03:25:11 am
Lazlo saz: I fear no bear.
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Post by: Swifto on December 10, 2005, 03:26:42 am
Swifto sez: (http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/polar_bear.jpg)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 04:07:11 am
Andrew! Type like a human! I swear, guys, he's funny in the real world. (Don't worry, this won't turn out like Endtype)
Title: Re: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 05:45:32 am
Quote from: "StupidHead"
I need you in me because i like women and i need to experiment,(im a guy)


Actually, the best place for hooking up is gaiaonline.com over hundreds maybe thousands have been hooked up together by that forum.

But the forum is messed up, people make multiple "Ohh sex blah blah" topics everywhere!

Meaning, there's always Gaiaonline.com if ye need a relation.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 05:47:01 am
Haha, Gaia is dumb like that! "Thread:Free under sex lolol!"
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 05:48:48 am
They have "Any bisexual/gay/lesbian" threads also.

And "Girls bathroom boys steak in" or other way around and stuff.

And everyones a noob there' @_@
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 05:55:47 am
Mm, cybersex.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 05:57:52 am
Errr, no thanks.

Please leave yer fetishes outside the t...wait this kinda does revolve around the topic...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 05:59:02 am
I only cyber with old men!
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:02:47 am
I thought ye were a necropheliac! *Shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:07:32 am
Can't I be both?
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:08:53 am
Ok it's settled, you kill old men...and...then...sexually...touch...them...

...Eugh...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:09:27 am
Totally.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:11:58 am
Why agree with me, when you do it? o_O
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:13:18 am
Huh?
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:15:22 am
Umm, LOOK MARIO JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF I'LL RESCUE HIM!

*Jumps off cliff only to land on a jet and fly away*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:17:54 am
Flies off with the powers of teh matricks.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:18:51 am
Never played X series, don't know who/what mavericks are...
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:20:22 am
I didn't even mention them.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:21:43 am
Then who are the Matricks?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:22:29 am
Not who, but what. The Matricks has j00.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:26:20 am
This better not form into a rape, or something.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:27:02 am
Maybe mindrape. Oh snap!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/ohsnap5ov.png)
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:29:47 am
I don't have a brain remember.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 10, 2005, 06:30:38 am
But you do have a mind.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 06:34:41 am
Ok, but only 1% of it works.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on December 10, 2005, 07:58:41 am
ttotally.
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Post by: Calvat on December 10, 2005, 08:14:14 am
Was I supposed to be offended by that? o_O

=P
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 11, 2005, 12:40:27 pm
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Maybe mindrape. Oh snap!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/ohsnap5ov.png)

^ Copyrighted CJMErl Industries, "We do stupid stuff so YOU don't have to!"
Title: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: Calvat on December 11, 2005, 12:46:02 pm
I belong in that industry thank you.
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Post by: Nightmare X on December 11, 2005, 12:50:06 pm
This thread's creator is  fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
Title: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 11, 2005, 12:52:46 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
This thread's creator is  fool, and I hope for his horrible death.

CJMErl: Boy, didn't see THAT one coming... (/sarcasm)
Title: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: Calvat on December 11, 2005, 01:06:02 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
This thread's creator is  fool, and I hope for his horrible death.


I was actually expecting along the lines of "Go die"
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Post by: Nightmare X on December 11, 2005, 01:12:25 pm
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
This thread's creator is  fool, and I hope for his horrible death.

CJMErl: Boy, didn't see THAT one coming... (/sarcasm)



Your legs are stupid.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 11, 2005, 01:14:46 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
This thread's creator is  fool, and I hope for his horrible death.

CJMErl: Boy, didn't see THAT one coming... (/sarcasm)



Your legs are stupid.

That's something I'd say, and that's scary. Stop trying to be me.
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Post by: Swiftman on December 11, 2005, 05:27:08 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swift-large.jpg)
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 12, 2005, 02:21:26 pm
*p00t*
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Post by: jv2k on December 12, 2005, 03:16:53 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/freakydrawing0031zi.jpg)
Title: I'm Lost, Help Me
Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 12, 2005, 04:20:04 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
This thread's creator is  fool, and I hope for his horrible death.


Sooooo predictible, NMX.  I mean, c'mon, My 10-year-old cousin has fresher material than that!

...Otherwise, I agree completely, except for the horrible death part.  In MY estimation, this is NOT the way to start off on this forum.

...Of course that's just MY opinion, decide for yourself.
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Post by: Draconis on December 12, 2005, 04:39:00 pm
His name, however childish it may seem, suits him. I forsee much ridiculing in his future here.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 13, 2005, 09:57:20 am
Yes, much pwning indeed. *warms up Byte Buster and Byte shield, and looks at YamiCJMErl*  Ready, dude?
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 09:58:57 am
Aww, comon no need to hurt the guy.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 13, 2005, 10:02:53 am
Pwnage can be painful sometimes, Cal.  Sorry, but it's true.
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 10:10:47 am
Not for me...so it should be for him.

And I get a daily beating!
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 13, 2005, 10:12:08 am
Quote from: "Byte Man"
Yes, much pwning indeed. *warms up Byte Buster and Byte shield, and looks at Yami CJMErl*  Ready, dude?

*preps Yami Buster*  I'm always ready, dude. :twisted:
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 13, 2005, 10:15:43 am
Then prepare to attack.
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 10:21:30 am
NOOO!

*Jumps in front of StupidHead*
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 13, 2005, 12:11:20 pm
*teleports to the other side of StupidHead, away from Cal, and knocks him hard over the head with the byte Shield, chainsaw blades, not deployed.*
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 13, 2005, 01:40:11 pm
*wraps Calvat in shadows, temporarily immobiliziing him*

Now, for a little fun...

VWS ACTVATED

SELECT MEMBER --> NIGHTMARE X

SELECT WEAPON --> NIGHTMARE WAVE

Take this!  NIGHTMARE WAVE!!!

*fires a concentrated burst of dark energy, which breaks apart in a ripple pattern, hitting StupidHead*
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 01:42:06 pm
Avast, darkness cannot wrap around the good! for it fears light.

*The darkness imobilizing Calvat disapears*

HAH! but now you already beated him up...
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Post by: jv2k on December 13, 2005, 01:49:23 pm
Bah! I can't take my time now!
*sends michael jackson to everyones childhood*
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 01:51:40 pm
"Everyones childhood"

I didn't get that?
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 13, 2005, 03:35:42 pm
*unsummons Michael Jackson as a child thanks to bioroids not having childhoods, then summons 4 Darksteel Juggernauts to the area, two are sent after jv2k, 2 are sent to run over StupidHead.*

Never interrupt a n00bslaying!
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Post by: jv2k on December 13, 2005, 03:55:32 pm
Wait... there is but one counter....
A SEXY PARTY!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/ththd346d539.gif)
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 13, 2005, 04:13:13 pm
*The Darksteel Juggernauts dismantle the party as if it never existed, but then are sent after StupidHead*

Good deflection. *admires jv2k's style*
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 13, 2005, 10:07:56 pm
Trust me guys hes not really this bad in real life. Hes funny. And not stupid. Well...He is but in the good way...
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Post by: Draconis on December 13, 2005, 10:14:23 pm
Quote from: "Kasai Falconi"
Trust me guys hes not really this bad in real life. Hes funny. And not stupid. Well...He is but in the good way...


After seeing as many idiots as I have, one comes to the conclusion that there is no good kind of stupid.

I'll just bide my time, at least until he makes a fool out of himself, if he even does.
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 13, 2005, 10:16:06 pm
Oh he will....Trust me.
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 11:48:25 pm
Then we can do some slaying! beat him to death!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 13, 2005, 11:54:36 pm
Wow... I thought you hated him. I mean, not when you two were dating... but when he found out that you were a bitch and dumped you.
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Post by: Calvat on December 13, 2005, 11:56:14 pm
SHOOSH SHOOSH SHOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

@_@
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on December 14, 2005, 12:09:26 am
I dont hate him. He hates me. I just defend myself.
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Post by: Jehuty on December 14, 2005, 12:10:26 am
>_>
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 12:10:52 am
Yar!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:24:58 am
MY FUCKING GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A DUMBASS? THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO CAN JUST NOT CARE FOR YOU. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY HATE YOU.

Jesus! If he hated you, do you think he'd ever talk to you? Do you think he would have asked for your help signing up for TPH? You need to wake the fuck up, nobody hates you, except Jody and I, and the reason we hate you is because you're so dumb and lost in your own pathetic little world, that when we tried to explain we don't hate you, you just drown us out and cry to your dumbass little boyfriends who would do anything for you because you grant thier every sexual desire! Damnit! Why are you so dumb? Why don't you go out and get high again? Only this time, when you're coming home, get hit by a car or something.

Just leave our family. All you do is complain and whine and sit on the computer, waiting for guys who only prentend to like you because they don't know better. When I told you to stop breathing the other night, I meant it.
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 01:32:43 am
She can't wait to leave that home cause people are in it!

Laz, just shuttup! pleaseeeee!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:36:18 am
If she wants to go, then she should just do it. She'll be 16 in just a few days and can get a job.
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 01:38:46 am
I'm sure when she leaves she look back and laugh at you.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:45:33 am
I'm sure when she leaves I'll change the locks. Then when she knocks on the door asking for some food, I'll laugh.
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 01:47:04 am
She wont ever get poor Laz.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:48:09 am
Right, because she knows how to manage her life... Listen, Kasai has a lot of growing up to do before she can even be a teenager. She'll never be an adult, because she probably won't even live that long.
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 01:49:39 am
She is a teenager, she acts like one, she's just having a hard time being around people who knock her around.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:50:58 am
She has a hard time because she makes it hard, and the people around her gave up when she refused help.
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 01:52:55 am
Have yer own oppinions, but not everyones are right.

Yers are probably false anyway.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:53:55 am
Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 01:56:49 am
Did yer parents tell you to have sex?
Probably not.

There's a meaning to that, and it'll be hard to find.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on December 14, 2005, 01:59:50 am
What? That doesn't mean anything! My parents haven't told me to have sex, but they've not told me to not have sex.
Quote from: "Lazlo's Parents"
If you do, make sure you use protection


I fail to see your point.
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 02:02:21 am
XD

I was told to use that as well, but there's more of a point in it.

THUS!, I forgot it now, skip that metaphor.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 14, 2005, 09:11:24 am
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!

You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 09:12:30 am
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!

You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:


I know you!

You are you, I just found you on the street!
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 14, 2005, 09:26:10 am
Quote from: "Calvat 69"
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!

You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:


I know you!

You are you, I just found you on the street!

NOT YOU, numbnutts!
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 09:27:11 am
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Quote from: "Calvat 69"
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!

You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:


I know you!

You are you, I just found you on the street!

NOT YOU, numbnutts!


Aww, can I get a 50/50 on that question?
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 14, 2005, 09:34:29 am
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8700/phail4sk.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 09:41:22 am
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8700/phail4sk.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


I said I wanted a 50/50!
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 14, 2005, 10:09:58 am
And Red said you PHAILED.  XP
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Post by: Calvat on December 14, 2005, 10:14:42 am
Can I have a phone a friend?

Hmm, I don't have any so that's no use...

Can I have a ask the audience?
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 14, 2005, 10:26:46 am
Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8700/phail4sk.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


When did you guys rip my images off?  I thought they weren't good enough for that!  Well, that's the way I designed them, anyway...*stabbed*
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on December 14, 2005, 10:28:56 am
You kidding?  CJ an' I scavenge any funny pictures we find here and save 'em for later use!
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Post by: Calvat on December 15, 2005, 04:51:07 am
Cheapskate.
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Post by: Byte Man Zero on December 15, 2005, 08:01:40 am
It IS a Guererro family tradition!*destruction*