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General => General => Topic started by: StupidHead on December 10, 2005, 12:17:35 am
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I need you in me because i like women and i need to experiment,(im a guy)
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Dude....No...Just....Shut up. Thats...No...
But welcome to TPH Anyway Mr. Lazlos bestest freind. ^-^
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Hi i'm sophih you be the bed wetter .....
taker*
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how do i get ahold of sophie :wink:
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NO! You dont get to pley with her. She dont like men.
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how do i get ahold of sophie :wink:
Oops i sorry mistake #1 Sophih holds you, that and uhhh sorry into kittys if you know what i mean ^^
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everyone , i no bedwetter, i no sleep, so how could i possibly get to be bedwetter
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But you can talk to my on Msn bug kas for email lol
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Hey now! Thats not nice. Eh I'll give it to him anyway. ^-^
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I need you in me because i like women and i need to experiment,(im a guy)
[Sarcasm]That's a great way to start of on any forum.[Sarcasm]
It seems you are off to a rocky start. I will not help you, because frankly, your first post makes you look like a moron. I am in no way being cruel, I'm just stating a fact. If you would like me to be cruel, I'd be more than happy to oblige. The reason I wasn't outright cruel, is because I'm in a good mood, so I'll add this little warning: There are members who will state their opinion in a cruel way, which I look forward to. You have been warned.
P.S. If you make some kind of sick joke out of any part of my post, I will tell you off in the most hateful way possible.
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WTF...... welcome
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*cocks eyebrow*
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/confusedcopy.jpg)
Okay....... Welcome, stranger?
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He is Lazlo real life friend. Hes siting next to me hitting on Sophih. Its funny.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/iseeyou.jpg)
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hey im throwing out grade a game here
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sorry that was me
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Throwing whata WHAT out now?
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I FEAR NO BEER!!!
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(http://www.bevkey.com/licences/key_images/generic100/I_fear_no_beer.jpg)
(http://unclebobs.infopop.cc/i%20fear%20no%20beer.jpg)
(http://i.b5z.net/i/ui/4000668/i/fear_no_beer_ezr.JPG)
(http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A5/39/A5394C-lg.jpg)
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Lazlo saz: I fear no bear.
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Swifto sez: (http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/polar_bear.jpg)
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Andrew! Type like a human! I swear, guys, he's funny in the real world. (Don't worry, this won't turn out like Endtype)
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I need you in me because i like women and i need to experiment,(im a guy)
Actually, the best place for hooking up is gaiaonline.com over hundreds maybe thousands have been hooked up together by that forum.
But the forum is messed up, people make multiple "Ohh sex blah blah" topics everywhere!
Meaning, there's always Gaiaonline.com if ye need a relation.
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Haha, Gaia is dumb like that! "Thread:Free under sex lolol!"
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They have "Any bisexual/gay/lesbian" threads also.
And "Girls bathroom boys steak in" or other way around and stuff.
And everyones a noob there' @_@
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Mm, cybersex.
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Errr, no thanks.
Please leave yer fetishes outside the t...wait this kinda does revolve around the topic...
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I only cyber with old men!
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I thought ye were a necropheliac! *Shot*
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Can't I be both?
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Ok it's settled, you kill old men...and...then...sexually...touch...them...
...Eugh...
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Totally.
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Why agree with me, when you do it? o_O
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Huh?
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Umm, LOOK MARIO JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF I'LL RESCUE HIM!
*Jumps off cliff only to land on a jet and fly away*
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Flies off with the powers of teh matricks.
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Never played X series, don't know who/what mavericks are...
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I didn't even mention them.
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Then who are the Matricks?
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Not who, but what. The Matricks has j00.
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This better not form into a rape, or something.
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Maybe mindrape. Oh snap!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/ohsnap5ov.png)
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I don't have a brain remember.
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But you do have a mind.
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Ok, but only 1% of it works.
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ttotally.
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Was I supposed to be offended by that? o_O
=P
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Maybe mindrape. Oh snap!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/ohsnap5ov.png)
^ Copyrighted CJMErl Industries, "We do stupid stuff so YOU don't have to!"
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I belong in that industry thank you.
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This thread's creator is fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
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This thread's creator is fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
CJMErl: Boy, didn't see THAT one coming... (/sarcasm)
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This thread's creator is fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
I was actually expecting along the lines of "Go die"
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This thread's creator is fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
CJMErl: Boy, didn't see THAT one coming... (/sarcasm)
Your legs are stupid.
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This thread's creator is fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
CJMErl: Boy, didn't see THAT one coming... (/sarcasm)
Your legs are stupid.
That's something I'd say, and that's scary. Stop trying to be me.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swift-large.jpg)
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*p00t*
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/freakydrawing0031zi.jpg)
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This thread's creator is fool, and I hope for his horrible death.
Sooooo predictible, NMX. I mean, c'mon, My 10-year-old cousin has fresher material than that!
...Otherwise, I agree completely, except for the horrible death part. In MY estimation, this is NOT the way to start off on this forum.
...Of course that's just MY opinion, decide for yourself.
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His name, however childish it may seem, suits him. I forsee much ridiculing in his future here.
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Yes, much pwning indeed. *warms up Byte Buster and Byte shield, and looks at YamiCJMErl* Ready, dude?
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Aww, comon no need to hurt the guy.
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Pwnage can be painful sometimes, Cal. Sorry, but it's true.
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Not for me...so it should be for him.
And I get a daily beating!
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Yes, much pwning indeed. *warms up Byte Buster and Byte shield, and looks at Yami CJMErl* Ready, dude?
*preps Yami Buster* I'm always ready, dude. :twisted:
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Then prepare to attack.
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NOOO!
*Jumps in front of StupidHead*
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*teleports to the other side of StupidHead, away from Cal, and knocks him hard over the head with the byte Shield, chainsaw blades, not deployed.*
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*wraps Calvat in shadows, temporarily immobiliziing him*
Now, for a little fun...
VWS ACTVATED
SELECT MEMBER --> NIGHTMARE X
SELECT WEAPON --> NIGHTMARE WAVE
Take this! NIGHTMARE WAVE!!!
*fires a concentrated burst of dark energy, which breaks apart in a ripple pattern, hitting StupidHead*
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Avast, darkness cannot wrap around the good! for it fears light.
*The darkness imobilizing Calvat disapears*
HAH! but now you already beated him up...
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Bah! I can't take my time now!
*sends michael jackson to everyones childhood*
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"Everyones childhood"
I didn't get that?
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*unsummons Michael Jackson as a child thanks to bioroids not having childhoods, then summons 4 Darksteel Juggernauts to the area, two are sent after jv2k, 2 are sent to run over StupidHead.*
Never interrupt a n00bslaying!
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Wait... there is but one counter....
A SEXY PARTY!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/ththd346d539.gif)
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*The Darksteel Juggernauts dismantle the party as if it never existed, but then are sent after StupidHead*
Good deflection. *admires jv2k's style*
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Trust me guys hes not really this bad in real life. Hes funny. And not stupid. Well...He is but in the good way...
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Trust me guys hes not really this bad in real life. Hes funny. And not stupid. Well...He is but in the good way...
After seeing as many idiots as I have, one comes to the conclusion that there is no good kind of stupid.
I'll just bide my time, at least until he makes a fool out of himself, if he even does.
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Oh he will....Trust me.
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Then we can do some slaying! beat him to death!
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Wow... I thought you hated him. I mean, not when you two were dating... but when he found out that you were a bitch and dumped you.
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SHOOSH SHOOSH SHOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
@_@
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I dont hate him. He hates me. I just defend myself.
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>_>
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Yar!
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MY FUCKING GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A DUMBASS? THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO CAN JUST NOT CARE FOR YOU. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY HATE YOU.
Jesus! If he hated you, do you think he'd ever talk to you? Do you think he would have asked for your help signing up for TPH? You need to wake the fuck up, nobody hates you, except Jody and I, and the reason we hate you is because you're so dumb and lost in your own pathetic little world, that when we tried to explain we don't hate you, you just drown us out and cry to your dumbass little boyfriends who would do anything for you because you grant thier every sexual desire! Damnit! Why are you so dumb? Why don't you go out and get high again? Only this time, when you're coming home, get hit by a car or something.
Just leave our family. All you do is complain and whine and sit on the computer, waiting for guys who only prentend to like you because they don't know better. When I told you to stop breathing the other night, I meant it.
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She can't wait to leave that home cause people are in it!
Laz, just shuttup! pleaseeeee!
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If she wants to go, then she should just do it. She'll be 16 in just a few days and can get a job.
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I'm sure when she leaves she look back and laugh at you.
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I'm sure when she leaves I'll change the locks. Then when she knocks on the door asking for some food, I'll laugh.
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She wont ever get poor Laz.
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Right, because she knows how to manage her life... Listen, Kasai has a lot of growing up to do before she can even be a teenager. She'll never be an adult, because she probably won't even live that long.
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She is a teenager, she acts like one, she's just having a hard time being around people who knock her around.
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She has a hard time because she makes it hard, and the people around her gave up when she refused help.
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Have yer own oppinions, but not everyones are right.
Yers are probably false anyway.
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Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!
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Did yer parents tell you to have sex?
Probably not.
There's a meaning to that, and it'll be hard to find.
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What? That doesn't mean anything! My parents haven't told me to have sex, but they've not told me to not have sex.
If you do, make sure you use protection
I fail to see your point.
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XD
I was told to use that as well, but there's more of a point in it.
THUS!, I forgot it now, skip that metaphor.
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Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!
You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:
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Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!
You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:
I know you!
You are you, I just found you on the street!
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Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!
You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:
I know you!
You are you, I just found you on the street!
NOT YOU, numbnutts!
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Mine are false? My parents tell me these things! Kasai is the one with the twisted view of reality!
You obiously don't know me an' CJ very well... :twisted:
I know you!
You are you, I just found you on the street!
NOT YOU, numbnutts!
Aww, can I get a 50/50 on that question?
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(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8700/phail4sk.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8700/phail4sk.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I said I wanted a 50/50!
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And Red said you PHAILED. XP
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Can I have a phone a friend?
Hmm, I don't have any so that's no use...
Can I have a ask the audience?
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(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8700/phail4sk.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
When did you guys rip my images off? I thought they weren't good enough for that! Well, that's the way I designed them, anyway...*stabbed*
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You kidding? CJ an' I scavenge any funny pictures we find here and save 'em for later use!
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Cheapskate.
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It IS a Guererro family tradition!*destruction*