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Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 13, 2006, 03:40:04 pm
A bag of Sweedish Fish and some jawbreakers From Busch Gardens
Countless packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Toys R Us
X-Men DVD
X-Men 2 DVD
A LEGO kit
A bottle of 7 UP from 7-11
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Tetsuo9999 on September 13, 2006, 04:54:19 pm
Shoplifting is against the LAW.

And that's NO GOOD.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 13, 2006, 04:55:11 pm
Yet, we've all done it.

Now, STFU and go make love to a cigar.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: RetroJape on September 13, 2006, 04:55:26 pm
I ACQUIRED a BICYCLE from a man known to some as Gravey.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Tetsuo9999 on September 13, 2006, 05:02:05 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Yet, we've all done it.

Now, STFU and go make love to a cigar.


You know I was kidding, right?
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 13, 2006, 05:03:02 pm
(Y/N)
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Superyoshi on September 13, 2006, 07:02:37 pm
Quote from: "RetroJape"
I ACQUIRED a BICYCLE from a man known to some as Gravey.


SO THAT'S WHY "YOUR" BIKE WAS STOLEN LOLOLOL
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Faris on September 13, 2006, 10:20:31 pm
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on September 14, 2006, 05:19:05 am
I stole my own pants without even noticing. Does that count as shoplifting?
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 14, 2006, 05:24:40 am
Quote from: "Faris"
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!


You can't steal that from a store.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Swiftman on September 14, 2006, 12:37:16 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Quote from: "Faris"
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!


You can't steal that from a store.


You don't know Faris very well, then.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Herb on September 14, 2006, 02:17:47 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Quote from: "Faris"
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!


You can't steal that from a store.


You don't know Faris very well, then.


haha I believe that
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: berserkchip on September 14, 2006, 02:26:34 pm
I think I stole a zebra mask when I was 6. I don't remember very well though. it wasn't like I stole it in secret. I had a bundle of stuff and gave the lady at the counter money, but did not have enough to buy it all. I took it anyway though. I did not get in trouble either.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 14, 2006, 02:29:04 pm
You can do better than that.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: berserkchip on September 14, 2006, 02:37:52 pm
:cry:  I'm sorry!
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 15, 2006, 08:16:59 am
Quote from: "Faris"
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!


Indeed, Lazlo.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: ElecMan on September 16, 2006, 01:57:23 pm
One time when I was little (like in the early 90's), I shoplifted a toy mouse from I think it was a dog grooming place, and I regret doing it these days, along with alot of other things I regret doing in the past, but I never shoplifted anything else.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Faris on September 16, 2006, 02:17:48 pm
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Quote from: "Faris"
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!


Indeed, Lazlo.


That's clever. You're clever.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Herb on September 16, 2006, 02:28:23 pm
I've stolen many virginities...
Its not rape, its surprise sex!
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: berserkchip on September 16, 2006, 04:53:46 pm
Quote from: "Faris"
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Quote from: "Faris"
Lacus' virginity and Lazlo's soul! I'm so mean!


Indeed, Lazlo.


That's clever. You're clever.


Ah! now I get it! I was a little confused at first. I kind of suspected it, but I couldn't be sure whether it was you or swift. but why use that avatar? did you loose your own, or is it just for fun?
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 16, 2006, 05:21:47 pm
Hakuna Matata.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Faris on September 16, 2006, 05:28:15 pm
No, I use this avatar because Nanase, much like I am, is a lesbian.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: berserkchip on September 16, 2006, 11:15:38 pm
que?
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 16, 2006, 11:32:50 pm
Quote from: "Faris"
No, I use this avatar because Nanase, much like I am, is a lesbian.


I would hope so for your sake, commander.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: berserkchip on September 17, 2006, 12:07:21 am
wait... wha? so then... but you... and she...  or... I mean... he... and then... that whole time, you...
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: Yaminomalex on September 19, 2006, 07:22:11 am
Quote from: "berserkchip"
wait... wha? so then... but you... and she...  or... I mean... he... and then... that whole time, you...


The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
Title: Things you've shoplifted
Post by: berserkchip on September 19, 2006, 02:55:26 pm
Ugh!