TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on September 20, 2005, 07:46:33 am
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So I wasn't smart enough to think of my own title for this. SHUT UP! Blatant hacks from MMtL are funny, and I say so, cuz people like me gauldangit!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/nou6jv.png)
Seriously, though, I don't think we needed this thread. Having a place to spam isn't going to stop us from doing it in regular threads. What we need to do is get some (Gasp in parenthesis) self control.
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A guy can try, can't he? *shrugs* Never mind then.
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Ow my placenta.
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*looks up placenta in the dictionary* oh............
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*Goes to dictionary.com to double check*
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Ow my placenta.
You're a bit to old to have a placenta.... unless, you are really a fetus with a laptop!
OMG TEH REVILATION!
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Or unless it's not my placenta. ^o^;;
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SHE'S PREGNANT OMG IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE THIS GIRL IS IN LABOR HELP HR HELP HER *lays down and goes to sleep*
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*Is in labor?*
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MEDIC *licks the ground*
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SHIT SHIT! tHE BABY IS TOTALLY NOT MINE!
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AFFAIR!! AFFAIR!! SOMEONE GET JUDGE JUDY IN HERE!
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No! I totally didn't rape Jody!
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*Judge Judy comes in, thouroughly rapes Lazlo wth her Gamel, then leaves again*
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*Except that that never happened, in reality Gambit, from the X-Men raped Twinkle Toes*
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*And there was much celebration*
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But wouldn't
he explode?
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Labor is a troubled thing, there is only one thing to do....
*pulls out giant tongs*
The only way to get it out...
Now open up!
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O.O
Funny thing, I don't think I'm in labor anymore.. heh heh.. heh.. *Runs away in all the labor-ness*
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Classy.
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Fine be that way....
*puts tongs in pocket*
But I shall deliver that baby!
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You just want to see into the batcave, don't you!
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... *Openly cries*
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*Comforts Jody* There there, it's okay. I won't let jv2k see you naked.
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NO! THE BABY MUST BE FREE'D!
*PULLS OUT TONGS*
its not for the batcave! Its for the batmobile!
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Oh sweet mother of Hamlet.. *Flees*
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Run Jody! Run and never look back!
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Do not fear the giant tongs, even if they are huge!
THIS IS FOR THE BABY!
*chases jody with tongs*
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*Shoots a laser and a lazer at jv2k*
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YOU'LL HURT THE BABY IF YOU CLAMP THOSE FUCKIN' TONGS ON HIS/HER HEAD!!!! AND THEN IT'S HEAD'LL BE ALL MISHAPEN WHICH'LL MAKE IT STUPID AND THEN HE'LL BE LIKE YOU!!
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My heads not misshapen!
Besides it'll just make your baby look unique.
*opens and closes tongs...*
Now, lets get to this.