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Be cool, man.. Yeah.: For however much it matters, though. S'not like God's going to be interferring anymore, after that whole Jesus scandal.
Dorifto: xD
You make it sound like some HollyWood fiasco.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Then I did good.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Actually, I may have said that wrong.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: God will, of course, interfer and end things.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: When Bush gets elected for his third term.
Dorifto: I'll take one for the team and stop that before he has to. >>
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: What?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: You can't do that!
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Haven't you been paying attention to the republicans?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Bush IS God.
Dorifto: No, he says he's on a mission FROM God. But, as far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as a god, and I'll try to stop him, even if he was.
Dorifto: He's summoning the Riders of the Apocolypse.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: That's just his cover story
Dorifto: Oh? And I suppose the fact that he's really MJ in disguise is just a cover story too?!
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: What? No! Don't you watch cartoons? White Michael Jackson is an alien sent to take over the world
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: ...By touching children.
Dorifto: XD
I stopped watching cartoons as soon as I found X-Play. Well, not really, I still watch them, but, alot stuff's been happening in the past 3/4th's of a year that's kinda made me watch less of them.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I like to take time to watch them every now and then... When Kasai's on the computer and stuff
Dorifto: I'm either always sleeping, computer, somethign random, or busy doing something else. And never have time for it.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Who isn't?
Dorifto: Jehova God Almighty. All HE does is sit on his ass watching football, then late at night goes streaking.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: ...
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I thought he watched secret girls locker room cams
Dorifto: Nah, he has his angels TIvo it for him so he can watch when he;s not plastered.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Oh yeah. I wouldn't know.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Jesus is my homeboy, but he and his dad don't get along anymore.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: (Teenage hormones)
Dorifto: I just have the Government on my payroll. And even God can't stop the US government.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Yeah, but I'll bet if Bruce Campbell, Chuck Norris, Collin Mockery and Christopher Walkon used thier magic power rings and fused together they could.
Dorifto: XD
Of course. NOTHING can Stop the combined Powers of CN, BC, CM, and CW.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Hmm... What would that unholy creature be called?
Dorifto: Our failed attempt to play God?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I think we should try it anyway.
Dorifto: Since Jesus and God aren't getting along, now would be the time ot wage war on heaven.
Dorifto: We could totally take over.,
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Maybe we should wait for a supprise attack
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: You know, after America attacks first?
Dorifto: Maybe we should just Destroy earth, and when God comes to check up on us and see's us gone and says "WTF?" we can tackle him and steal his wallet.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: And his car keys.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I hear he drives a popemobile
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I'd love to be in one of those
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: It's like something out of Star Wars.
Dorifto: XD
Dorifto: Just attach some lasers, and a Ludicrious Hyper Drive.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: God's ride is already pimped out like that
Dorifto: He must love plad.
Dorifto: I bet God wears a kilt.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Hmm.. I wonder if he wears anything under it
Dorifto: As Swift, I'm sure he'd know.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: *shudders*
Dorifto: MWHAHAH! Mission accomplished.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Do you think God drinks Coke or Pepsi?
Dorifto: Coke. I think him drinking Pespi would be like Satan driving to work in a snowmobile.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Yeah, but... Like, some guitar heros drank Pepsi
Dorifto: Like who?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I don't know... I saw it on a commercial a long time ago.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I'm sure God saw that commercial, too
Dorifto: Eh, I remember a couple years back or so they had Pepsi commercials, where some guy got sucked into a pepsi machine and was at like a concert, it was some chick singing, and by this time I had destroyed every can of pepsi within 3 miles.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Oh yeah, I remember that...
Dorifto: Evil
Dorifto: And holy Crap I'm hungry. I'm gonna find something to eat.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Eat some Boo Berry if you have it.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: God eats Boo Berry.
Dorifto: What's Boo Berry?
Dorifto: And I eat little Japanese Girls.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: It's like a blueberry version of Count Chocula.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: And little Japanese girls give me the runs.
Dorifto: Eh, good thing they don't to me. they go well with rice.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: You must have an iron colon.
Dorifto: Or maybe it's just really deformed.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Do you work out with it?
Dorifto: ...Do I work out at all?
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I dunno...
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I'm just saying
Dorifto: besides occasional walks for a few hours, nope.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Maybe you stick dumbells up your rectum.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: Some people do it.
Dorifto: O_o
Dorifto: Those people need to be shot with a glove.
Dorifto: And smacked with a rifle.
Be cool, man.. Yeah.: I read it in a magazine and couldn't sleep for a few weeks.
Dorifto: XD
Dorifto: Anywaysd, food time...Though hearing that rectum stuff is gonna make eating suck. YOU EBIL BASTARD!