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General => General => Topic started by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 03:44:54 am

Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 03:44:54 am: This is a game inwhich someone asks What would you do if...

The next person answers, then comes up with another What would you do question. I'll go first.

What would you do if you saw this:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v667/skull_manx/biollante2.jpg)

....and yes, I put the "i" in the title for a reason.
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 03:47:23 am: Yell out "YIPE! That's fugly and a half!"

And what would you do........

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/d320vs20halo.jpg)

If you were Master Chief in the minivan?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 03:48:19 am: I'd DO A BARREL ROLL, in a van. Yes, I'd do it.

What would you do for a klondik bar?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 03:50:14 am: Klondik? Iunno, but for a Klondike bar I would sing out "I am not your broom" doing the beagle dance, complete with act routine.

But what would you do if I suddenly appeared in your face, yelled out "YOU'RE A NAZI! BORK BORK BORK!" and disappeared?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 03:51:35 am: I would probebly implode.

What would you do if you realized that tomorrow was your last day?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 03:53:22 am: Run as fast as I can, or fly, preferably, to Smalltown USA.

What would you do if you *ACTUALLY* became a living Skeleton? What would you change with your life?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 03:54:58 am: Hmmm, well, now thats a tricky question. Since I would be a walking cadavre, most people would want to avoid/kill me, so I would probebly be forced to live in an abandoned building, and have to fight crime to fill the aching pain inside of me to try and get society to accept me again.

What would you do if you had a Pyro GX?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 03:58:35 am: Fly to Smalltown, USA, then go around, shooting up the Grand Canyon, then to Valparaiso, Chile, then to Florida, pick someone up, then to Illinois, then fly to Sao paulo, Brazil, then pick someone up, then go to This place in England, pick someone ELSE p, then to canada, and leave them to their own devices from there....... Then I'll go around, flying from moon to moon on the solar system planets, then somehow acquire a monopoly and start a huge mining industry, all centralized in McQuarrie, Venus Orbital station.

ah yeah.......

Now then, what would you do if you were still human, but gained the power of majik?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 04:00:05 am: Well, I'd use it to create a Nega and Posi version of my arch rival and see what crazy shinanigans I could cause.

What would you do if Mars attacks?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 04:01:55 am: Send my newly acquired Pyro-GX after it. I SHALL OWN THEE, RED PLANET!

What would you do if suddenly you got news that you had won $1 million US?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 04:04:11 am: I would realize that $1 million really wasn't enough and reinvest it untill I had a billion, then spend it all on charities.

What would you do if you were Kevin Sorbo?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 04:05:50 am: I would say, out loud, loudly, this:

"WHO THE DUBYA TEE EFF AM I!?!?!"

What would you do if the world suddenly became 16-bits, like a DOS or SNES game?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 04:23:20 am: Kick some ass.

What would you do if I suddenly-*starts singing*

Welcome to your life
Thereâ€™s no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

Itâ€™s my own design
Itâ€™s my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Thereâ€™s a room where the light wonâ€™t find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do Iâ€™ll be right behind you

So glad weâ€™ve almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

I canâ€™t stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that youâ€™ll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it ?
Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 04:29:12 am: I would cup my hands over my ears and jokingly yell out "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S HORRIBLE! BORRID HORRID HORRID!" note that I said yell out jokingly....

What would you do it you came across a box containing a Meat Lovers pizza [innuendo's aside] and it looked perfectly good? Would you eat it, or leave it?
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Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 22, 2005, 04:30:12 am: Throw it at Swiffys!
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 04:35:20 am: aaaannnddd......... ASK ME A QUESTION! Please?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 04:38:39 am: What if yer mom OH SNAP SON?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 22, 2005, 04:40:40 am: What would you do if the world ran out of root beer?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 04:43:25 am: I'd be fine cause DR. Pepper > Root Beer

What if Frazzle Snazzle, razzle dazzled tyour pimp mobile?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 04:57:43 am: I'd tell all of my chumps and chumpettes to cheese it.

What would you do if you found that you had a long lost twin brother that you never saw or new about your entire life, and that he was a hitman out to get you?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 05:00:47 am: I'd say "Dude, you fucking rock. You show them punk bitches what us Sasquatches could do". Then I would film the fight we get into, and sell it as a hollywood movie and become rich.

What if you suddenly died? Right now?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 06:50:42 am: I'd live on, as a ghost, as someone else, it doesn't matter, I just would.

What if you started to have a conversation with yourself?
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Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 06:51:33 am: Wouldn't be the first time, certianly won't be the last.

What would you do if NightmareX was president?
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Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 06:53:15 am: You know what happened to JFK? Yeah, that.

What would you do if you ghetto rigged a CD player that's been broken for 2-3 years, using glue, a peice of an earaser, some tape, and MacGuyver like power?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 06:58:02 am: Go down to Krogers and get some 2-Liters.

What if *lazies*
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Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 06:58:55 am: Yer mom.

What if *tosses Playboys at Trigger*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:01:17 am: No thanks, I have enough as it is. *tosses them to lazlo*

What if you got a badass 80's song stuck in your head?
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Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:01:56 am: It's air guitarin' time.

What if Doo dod od do dooo do do dooo?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:04:27 am: Nananan an ananana WAAHHH WAHHHhhhwwwhhhaaaaaaa!!!

What if you could Choose to be, Toejam, or Earl?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:05:04 am: Earl all the way, bitches.

What if FFFOOOOUUUUULLLLL?!?!?!?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:06:13 am: I challenge you to a duel...IN JAMMIT! *grabs a glove and slaps TT with it*

What if you decline?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:07:30 am: I won't. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! *grabs a guantlet and smacks Trig across the face with it*

What if I just ripped off Mel Brooks?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:09:02 am: Eh, I say alls fair in love and war.

What if-NUTCRACKER! *nutcracks with extreme predjudist*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:23:17 am: *DOES A BARREL ROLL and dodges*

What if you suddenly started crying? *punches with stone gloves*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:35:14 am: I've had enough crying for awhile. I hate crying, my throat hurts afterwards all the time. *ducks and trip kicks*

What if THISISTHEENDFORYOUMAVERICKHUNTERZEEELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!....?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:36:40 am: Then he must DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE!!!1

*catches self with hands and does a backflip back upright, then shoulder tackles*

What if *does a victory dance*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:38:10 am: *trips and heel kicks into his chest* Then you must stop acting like it's already over. >=\ *elbow drops onto TT's face*

What if *shin kicks*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:39:07 am: *grabs shin* OHHH THE PAAAIIINN THE PAAIIIN THE PAIN THE PAIN THE PAIN THEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAINTHEPAIN....

What if *throws a rock*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:40:19 am: Wellt hen..! *blocks it...with his eye* OHHHH THE PAAAIIIIN! THHEEE PAAAAIIIINNNN *collapses*

*rolls into TT knocking him down*

What if SNOOOOORRRLLLAAAXXX *crushes him with a boulder*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:41:52 am: *uses Hydrolic pump to push the boulder into outer-space, then smacks Trig in the space with a fly swatter*

What if aliens came and obducted us this very second?
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Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 07:43:36 am: We shall boldly go where no man has gone before...That we were told about. *drops kciks TT in the face*

What if *is too lazy to keep fighting*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Twinkle Toes on October 22, 2005, 07:44:30 am: VICTORY! Now shut the hell up and drink yoru juice.

What if *blares some cheesy techno and tosses everyone glowstick*
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 22, 2005, 10:45:01 am: (http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6269/aaf4xq.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

I'D DO THAT.

What if Internet?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: KingSpider on October 22, 2005, 01:16:42 pm: I IZ TEH ROXORZ

What if you found yourself deprived of all Dr Pepper?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 01:20:05 pm: Drink a root beer.

What if you found yourself in front of a pro wrestler, and he's about to lay the smackdown on you?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: KingSpider on October 22, 2005, 01:34:25 pm: Do a backflip out of the closed window into some othe rplace so i coudl get away.

What would you do if TPH became ToE 2?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 01:37:30 pm: That won't happen. TPH > ToE
Snot gonna happen. An inferior can't overtake a superior.

What if ToE became another TPH?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 22, 2005, 02:01:19 pm: Then I'd tkae down ToE, and what about ToE makes it inferior, eh mortal? They're both about the same age, and TPH only has more members because they have a site.

What would you do if I asked you the above question?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 02:17:55 pm: I'd say, exactly. Plus, ToE doesn't have music media out the friggin wazoo.

What would you do with a drunken sailor?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: jv2k on October 22, 2005, 02:54:39 pm: I would shanghie him and make him join my own secret army!

What would you do if the Knight Pimp Sir Charles VIII began pimping on your street with his purple armor, really big feather, and diaman encrusted walking stick/sword?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: KingSpider on October 22, 2005, 03:58:52 pm: Eat my hat

What would you do if SPACE STALIN COMMIE LASRE ATTACK
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Post by: jv2k on October 22, 2005, 04:16:39 pm: I would tell robot satlin and he'd have them destroyed!

Who sells sea shells by the sea shore and is she hot?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 22, 2005, 04:39:29 pm: Indeed, her name is-*assasinated by ninjas*

What would you do if id di a backflip through a closed window?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 05:00:00 pm: Get a camcorder and watch the landing.

What if YOU ran out of Dr. pepper?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: KingSpider on October 22, 2005, 06:18:21 pm: I would go crazy go nuts and rampage entire citties until I got some.

What if YOU ran out of all froms of soda?
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Post by: FlameofDoubt on October 22, 2005, 06:22:50 pm: Drink orange juice, i prefer it anyways >_>

What would you do if you were told the sun burnt out 8 minutes ago?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 06:23:17 pm: Get my joice crystals out, and water. Or Milk, not with the juice, but straight milk I love, chocolate or white.... I have a lot of alternative drinks.

What would you do if you suddenly became allergic to your favorite food group?
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Post by: FlameofDoubt on October 22, 2005, 06:24:08 pm: Eat the stuff anyway, wouldn't be able to resist. What would you do if you suddenly had 9 lives?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: NeoCalculus on October 22, 2005, 08:10:46 pm: Live on the edge for the first 8, then I'd just stay at home and eat chips for my 9th.

What would you do if you saw a giant space cockroach with a star on its head?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 08:23:17 pm: Call him a weeny.

(http://www.xofacto.com/justin4/megalon.jpg)

I mean, look at him! pathetic.

What would you do if you were told a giant moth was attacking your home city?
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Post by: Draconis on October 22, 2005, 09:12:07 pm: I'd call Godzilla.

What would you do if Godzilla ate you?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 09:14:20 pm: I would... kinda.... die....

What if Your came home after a long ahrd days work and found your house stepped on by a giant monster? [godzilla , for example]
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Post by: Trigger on October 22, 2005, 09:15:58 pm: I'd Kancho him with a giant penis shaped Rocket, JUST LIKE AZ WOULD.

What if you accidently castrated yourself?
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Post by: Draconis on October 22, 2005, 09:18:00 pm: I'd staple it back on.

What would you if you were the opposite gender?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 09:18:39 pm: XD
I would wallow in pain....... then play Descent, probably the best thing for it......... After a doctor, ya know.

What would you do if you were walking along, then BAM, ran into your favorite movie/insternet celebrity?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Antha on October 23, 2005, 02:24:46 am: Depends if I had time to talk or not. If I had time to talk we'd... talk. If I didn't I'd say they were awesome, and amazing, ask them to sign something of value, get a picture, and run off.

What would you do if you were stuck on a desert island with absolutely nothing to do?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 23, 2005, 02:44:38 am: Sleep

What woudl you do if I ate my hat?
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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 23, 2005, 09:28:10 am: Laugh.

What yould you do if it smelt like bad spriits?
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Post by: NeoCalculus on October 23, 2005, 11:59:18 am: Sing the numa numa song.

What would you do if you found out that your arms were made of wood and you legs were actually puppydogs?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 23, 2005, 09:15:29 pm: Send the puppy dogs along, and carve my arms to look like kick-ass mech arms.

What if you suddenly found a poisonuous bag of skittles?
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Post by: Jehuty on October 23, 2005, 10:08:53 pm: I'd eat it.

What would you do if the world suddenly asploded?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 23, 2005, 10:39:31 pm: If on the earth: Die, since no other result seems possible....

If on Venus orbital station McQuarrie: Hopefully have my friends on McQuarrie before the world a'sploded, so that they're safe. Hm....

What if you suddenly found that you had super strength? How would you use it?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Jehuty on October 23, 2005, 11:35:07 pm: Break into the nearest videogame store and steal everything, while beating up anyone who tries to get in my way.

What would you do if all videogames were banned?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 23, 2005, 11:37:37 pm: Play them anyway. That's what I did at school, anyway.
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Kasai Falconi on October 23, 2005, 11:38:48 pm: What would you do if no one asked a question?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Yaminomalex on October 24, 2005, 12:28:13 am: Then, I would.
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Antha on October 24, 2005, 02:14:45 am: ...

You get to run a TV station for 24 hours, which one is it?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Swiftman on October 24, 2005, 02:46:59 am: Teletoon. Change all the programming to teh GOOD cartoons, all of them having to be approved by me or Lazlo before they are aired, having a perfect balance of old and new shows.

What if you got control of a massive business that had control in nearly every industry in the world with near unlimited money connections?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Trigger on October 24, 2005, 06:15:58 am: Time for world domination. SUBMIT TO MY WILL!!! SUBMIT AND YOU WILL BE SAVED, REBEL AND YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!

What if you suddenly knew Japanese?
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Post by: Jehuty on October 24, 2005, 05:50:12 pm: I would umm....... speak it?

What would you do if your math book suddenly mind controlled your Mom and started destroying your house?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 24, 2005, 05:53:00 pm: Counter it with superior intellect

What woudl you do if I ate my hat?
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Post by: Swiftman on October 24, 2005, 07:06:32 pm: Hand you a Nazi helmet with the spike and tell you to eat that too, or tell you to eat all your Trinity of Evil merchandise.....

What if you had to eat any Trinity of Evil merchandise you owned?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 24, 2005, 08:17:54 pm: I wouldn't own any to begin with.

What would you do with a drunken sailor?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: KingSpider on October 24, 2005, 08:52:52 pm: make him my mindslave and force him to do anything I wished(All you perverts out there, shut up)

What would you do if I made your head a'splode?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 24, 2005, 09:20:26 pm: The same thing I do every time it a'splodes. But I'm not going to tell you because it's a secret.

What would you do if you went to school with no pants on? (Trigger's not allowed to answer, because he does this anyway)
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Jehuty on October 24, 2005, 09:34:05 pm: I would steal someone else's pants.

What would you do if you got attacked by a rabid squirrel?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 24, 2005, 09:37:53 pm: FLip out and kill it by swift decapitation

What woudl you do if I flippe dout and started killing everybody adn was unstoppable?
Title: What woiuld you do? game
Post by: Jehuty on October 24, 2005, 09:43:59 pm: I'd stop you anyway.

What would happen if zombies started attacking you?
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Post by: KingSpider on October 24, 2005, 09:46:19 pm: FLip out and incinerate them

What woudl you do if I kicked you into a black hole?
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Post by: Jehuty on October 24, 2005, 10:15:25 pm: Umm..... I'd get sucked in and be destroyed?

What would happen if you discovered a new species of animals?