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General => General => Topic started by: GEORGE ZIMMER on February 14, 2006, 02:27:52 am
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CLEARLY THESE IS SOME CONFUSION HERE. YOU TREAD DANGEROUS GROUND IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO CLAIM YOURSELF THE REAL GEORGE ZIMMER. THIS IS WHERE YOUR ACTS OF HERESY END FOR I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. I AM THE REAL GEORGE ZIMMER AND YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO THE GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT MANMEAT IMMEDIATLY. HELL, I BET YOU GUYS COULDN'T EVEN COAX A ROMANIAN GIGALO TO HAVE YOUR EQUALLY WORTHLESS OFFSPRING, NEVERMIND PENETRATING THE COLON OF A RANDY RHINO THUS IMPREGNATING AND SELLING THE OFFSPRING AS CHEAP LABOUR TO WORK ON THE FARMS IN AFRICA THAT MAKE THE MATERIALS FOR MY DAPPER GABARDINE SUITS. I DID THAT TWICE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOUR OBESE MOTHER A TEN-POINT INSPECTION WITH MY ELEPHANTINE SEMINAL SHAFT.
I GUARANTEE IT.
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACK SIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISN SIZED WINKY WINKLER,I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT THEN PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECASUE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERROIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY DROP BECASUE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE.
I GUARANTEE IT.
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Not only did you double post and type in all caps, but you listed several situations that I would think to be typed by someone else.
Namely, that "Sexual Chocolate" person. Actually, you insulted Bush, so you are a molecule more intelligent.
overall I would give you a g/10
(mocking tone) I GUARANTEE IT
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You're gonna like the way you look.
I GUARANTEE IT
No.
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I'll be referencing this disturbing fiasco for a while
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lol, 4chan meme.
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I'm gonna like the way I look.
You guarentee it.
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Whoopee, another spammer-type n00b!
Shame he couldn't invade CJ's site, though...he'd get pwn'd badly by yours truly. :wink: *SHOT*
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Whoopee, another spammer-type n00b!
Shame he couldn't invade CJ's site, though...he'd get pwn'd badly by yours truly. :wink: *SHOT*
.....you don't get it, do you?
I'm a mod, I can check IPs, if this were someone trying to spam the place, I would have locked/deleted this topic, but it's just a joke. Who it is you'll have to find out yourself ;)
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Buzzkill. :evil:
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Buzzkill. :evil:
Wrong. It was Buzz Bomber
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/buzz.png)
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Haha George Zimmer
I now who it is too...
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SuperYoshi, tell me on AIM, plz.
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I would guess, but I lost intrest in the topic a while ago.
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ok ill just tell everyone.
its NMX
PSYCH!!
its megakevin
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kevinman, kevinman. He can do what a kevin can
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Wrong. It was Buzz Bomber
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/-SuperYoshi-/buzz.png)
LOL BUZZBOMBER!!!!!1!shift2
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Sorry guys, I'm the real buzz kill here.
It's Nightmare X.
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(true soap opera style) No! It cannot be true! Will the deception ever end ??! NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
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Sorry guys, I'm the real buzz kill here.
It's Nightmare X.
Or is it?
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(true soap opera style) No! It cannot be true! Will the deception ever end ??! NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
once again, all of the above
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roflolol IP orolfolol say lolforlfol yes
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roPorfayolforlfoyes
Jason used conversion.
Yaminomalex's Post's type has been changed to crap.
Jason uses sewage truck
Yaminomalex's Post has fainted
Poke'mon Trainer Yaminomalex was powned
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/27M_.jpg)
Take this.
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Jason used "Omega Stench"
All Yaminomalex's Poke'mon have died...permanently
Poke'mon Trainer Yaminomalex was powned once more
Jason: I win again...
Overlord Laharl wants to battle..............
And Jason powned yet another video game reference
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Fwel.
Your games has been haxx0red by The M Block.
Resistance is futile.
(No, seriously this fucking stupid, stay on topic please.)
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Gotcha...
sorriey
got a bit carried away with video game allusions
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/27M_.jpg)
Take this.
:shock: OMG IT'S TEH MISSINGNO.!!11!1!!!11shiftone2
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Actually, it's M'Block, there's a bit of a diffrence.
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I always pronounced it "(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Msglitchname.gif)"
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"(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Msglitchname.gif)"
good handwriting!!!
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/b/ sucks, /g/ rules.
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A vacuum both sucks and blows. A king rules. A geologist rocks. A mountaineer names his son Cliff. A lawyer names his daughter Sue
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You obviously have never been on /b/
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I have, but I am stating some unrelated facts
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/b/ sucks, /g/ rules.
(http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5554/11399441790599nh.jpg)
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:shock: MUTANT CAT!!!
...does it taste like chicken? ;) *SHOT*
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:shock: MUTANT CAT!!!
...does it taste like chicken? ;) *SHOT*
The world may never know