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Swiftman · « **Reply #75 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:18:08 pm »

*finds a cloak generator*

Hee hee....

*goes and sneaks up behind Laz without him knowing it*

I didn't expect to have to use this.

*gets out fusion cannon*

How about.... THIS!

*fires Fusion cannon, knocking my Pyro-GX back and massively damaging his in a purple energy explosion*

*takes aim again, not realizing I gave my position away while Laz turns around*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #76 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:23:38 pm »

SHIT! WHATWHATWAHT! DO A BARREL ROLL! *turns around and fires spreaders* WHERE'S HE AT?!

Swiftman · « **Reply #77 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:27:34 pm »

*takes couple hits, but nothing stellar, and charges fusion cannon*

I'm gonna bust you up REAL good!

*maintains stability despite the massive energy charges the fusion cannon needs shaking the ship*

*charges too far and it starts damaging the ship*

DAMN! *fires off to prevent further damage*

*the cannon shots miss horribly, and the massive purple energy revealed my exact location for a second*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #78 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:30:30 pm »

Aah! Over there! *Starts sliding around Swift clockwise, zigzagging up and down, while firing several concussion missiles*
(Thanks for not killing me off >.<)
*Runs off into a hallway picking up some shields*

Swiftman · « **Reply #79 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:45:42 pm »

Hey, can't be too uber at the game, right?

*cloak wears off, and goess off to replenish lost energy from fusion cannons*

Damn, those things use up a lot of power..... Where's that energy field? *looks in automap* There it is.

*goes in it and recharges from 32 to 100 energy*

*pulls out plasma cannon*

Where are you, you little..... *goes in random tunnel*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #80 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:54:09 pm »

*Sees Swift pass by an intersection ahead* Shit! *ducks into closest hallway, going the other direction* Aah, cloak! *runs towards the energy field*

Swiftman · « **Reply #81 on:** August 18, 2005, 08:58:44 pm »

Ack! *thoughts had wandered and had ran into a wall, revelaing a secret room*

Hey! Invincability! Nice.... *fires flare* Mark ths spot and stay put til I see Lazlo.

*positions self across the wide halway from secret room, waiting to see Lazlo and pop in to get the invinceability*

*waits, seeing no sign of him anywhere, but waits regardless*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #82 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:07:26 pm »

I don't know what kind of n00b you think I am to see a flare and think OMG FREE ITEMZ!
*Wanders around a bit, seeing nothing but sprawling tunnels*

Swiftman · « **Reply #83 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:10:14 pm »

Damn.... He's smarting than I had thought. Now that his cloak has worn off, I think I'll just... quickly look down the next corridor...

(Lazlo, let's say this is a descent 1 with a mix of II, so we have way more weapons and afterburners, makes the game way more flexible. Please? Afterburners especially)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #84 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:12:15 pm »

(And afterburners do what exactly? Just make you go faster?)

*Continues down corridors, humming the Brinstar theme* It's been too long since I've seen him...

Swiftman · « **Reply #85 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:17:20 pm »

(think of afterburners as USING THE BOOST, only it makes you go faster and it's extended for many seconds [10 at least] and when the afterburner gauge fills it takes energy up)

*turns a corner and ends up face to face with Lazlo*

HOLY SPIT! *randomly fires vulcan while reversing*, then goes around a corner and collects thoughts while moving via the backwards view*

That surprised me...

*fires flare to make sure he's following me, then lays prox and smart bombs along the way, hiding them around corners and slowing his pursuit of me*

Hee hee. That'll take him a second to get through. *dashes down corridor he had come from originally, leading to invinceability*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #86 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:19:33 pm »

GRAHH! MOTHERLAND! *Ducks back behind corner.*
What the crap? *Chases after Swift, but after hitting one mine hidden by a corner, decides to try a different route*

Swiftman · « **Reply #87 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:23:49 pm »

*randomly shoots walls with spreadfire*

I was POSITIVE that the invinceablity was in this room.... *scrounges for secret spot, then checks automap*

Oh, it was in THAT room, next to the energy field.... Heh. How stupid of me. *heads off, unawares that Lazlo heard and he can access that room easier than I can*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #88 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:26:21 pm »

*moves into a random room* Flare? Shit, he's been here. *Starts to turn around* Hang on... Was that...? INVINCIBLITY! YES! *camps, waiting for Swift to appear*
It's cheap, but I dont' think I can beat him any other way...

Swiftman · « **Reply #89 on:** August 18, 2005, 09:53:39 pm »

*pops into the room, see's Lazlo with shimmering shields*

*pupils narrow*

Shit.

*see's Lazlo grin through his windshield*

*does a nifty turning, sliding reversing spin, then afterburns away as fast as descently possible*

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! *checks reverse view*

*Lazlo is still behind me*

GGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *spins around quickly and pops out vulcan, unloading a thousand shells on his invulnerable hide*

*gets hit with fusion cannons*

OUCH! *shields down to 54*

DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE LAZLOOOOO!!!! *fires plasma cannons, all the shots absorbed harmlessly by his shields*

*is hit with homing missile, shields reduced to 23*

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires quads and homers*

"You're wasting ammo, Swift."

"I'll be damned if I let you have my missiles! DIE, BASTARD!" *fires off all homers and works to smart missiles*

*hit with quad lasers, shields down to 2*

If this does not work... *pops out mega missile*

EAT IT! *fires mega missile*

*the explosion is useless to Lazlo, but the huge explosion hits me, making me explode*

*respawns at entrance*

No kill score for you! Ha ha!