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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on August 25, 2005, 01:03:45 am
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I leave tomorrow for my aunts and uncles place, to help watch over their rowdy grandkids. They ain't so swift anymore, and they need a young, pliable, expendable spine there, so... I got drafted for the job due to my unique ability to keep mass quantities of small children entertained.
After tomorrow, I stay the next day after tomorrow, and most of Saturday.
I gotta make 7 more posts before I go.... Can't have Lazlo beat me to the 2000 post marker..... Not that I care at all. I think I'll have it at this post, and leave it at that.
Just a note for when you all may be wondering: "Hey! Where's Swift!?"
So, Well, to keep you all occupied while I'm gone, take a look at my sprite sheet for me, and post critques for me to read when I get back.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swiftsheet.png)
Well, review away!
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I guess that makes two of us. I gotta go for a few days as well. Well, anyway, those sprites of yourself are pretty awesome. I like the one on stilts.
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Damn, everyone's leaving... Ok, fine guys, I'll find some other way of entertaining myself...
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Well, I wasn't gone THAT long, now that I think of it.
Why does it feel so funky to be typing again? After a few days of not doing it.... Yeah, it'll take getting used to- and there I go. Used to it. Heh.
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Alright! Teh Swift is back! PAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Woo!
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What, does TPH die as soon as I leave? Wow. I'm like the lifeblood here. The activity of this forum depends on me. Rawk. *feels like he doesn't want the responsibility*
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Because without you Trigger and I have no one to bounce off of.
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What's wrong with 'bouncing' off of Jody?
*can feel imminent catgirl doom approaching quickly*
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Jody hasn't been posting too much recently.
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Tell me something I don't know.
Like..... TONFUR IN THE EYE! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/tonfer.gif)
*gets White to heal you, to prove there is no hard feelings and Nega got through to me for a second*
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DAMNIT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY EYES?!
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Cuz Nega knows that you hate the eye hits, and he possesed me there for a sec.
But, yeah. I can't think of anything more........ Other than it's hard to watch after 3 hyperactive children with only one arm. Very, very hard.
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I don't know about that one arm thing, but I've had to watch over 3 hyperactive children before. I'll tell you what, after that, duct tape was my best friend.
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See, I can't do that. I'm way too fucking nice for my own good. The only time I even raise my voice other than to make a nice audible joke is when they get too rowdy and I have to step in. Yeah, I'm way way WAY too nice. If a robber asks me for my money, I'd just go "Here, here you go. You can even have my identity!" Well, not really, but I'm a pansy ass kid that can't stand up to people, especcially girls who say please. If my bio sister asks to use the phone, BAM! I disconnect in seconds for her. I'm not near assertive enough as I should be, which won't be good when I get Snowcraft published and I settle for something like 1% profit. I don't know what the usual percentage of profit it is with publishers, but I know it's higher than 1%. Bwoo. I predict great things for the Swiftman.....
DAMN FUCKIN IT! I'm going emo again! Fuckin....... I've gotta stop doing that, and I've gotta give up DOS too. Oh, what else do I have to give up? *sighs* This is going to be a long week before school.........
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Well not really! Jeez, when they act up I just tell them not to hurt themselves...
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When the Kirk family acts up, it's a whole different story than the Falconi Family. My family involves violence, and LOTS of it. Even in the little 7 and 9 year olds, there's violence, and PLENTY of it. Heaps and heaps of violence. It's a genetic thing, I'm sure, or SOMEthing, I don't know. I'm taking things way too literally again. I'll shut up now.
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He don't know the Falconi's too well, do he? At least once per day my sisters end up making each other cry.
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What's wrong with 'bouncing' off of Jody?
*can feel imminent catgirl doom approaching quickly*
*Imminent catgirl doom comes*
*Swiffy is then massacred horridly* CLEAN UP ON ISLE 2!!!
Jody hasn't been posting too much recently.
Meh. I'm 'around'.. I also joined ToE, so now my forum time is split into thirds. But I haven't really been spending time at the other two either. =\ *smacks self* I'M MALFUNCTIONING!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [/vader]
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You... Joined ToE? I didn't know you were that way..
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What way? NMX made me. I'm the only girl there. It's a good thing I'm so awesome, otherwise it'd be hell!!
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You've confused me. But I've always been confused, and we all know why.
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Err..... why?
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I confused you Lazlo? Here, let me try again.
First, I question what way I supposedly am for joining.
Then, I tell you that NMX made me join.
After that, I reveal that I am the only female specimen there.
Last, I admit that if I weren't so awesome, it would be hell being the only girl at ToE. Although we all know I'm kidding about the pathetic self-plug dealie.
So there ya go.
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Could you dumb it down a bit?
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If you would like Jody, I can make Kary join ToE. Unless you like the whole 'only girl there' thing. In which case I shant bother.
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Maybe she does like being the only girl there?
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Exactly why I was asking first, Jehuty. It's up to Jody if she wants to have Kary there. Or Faris, maybe. Faris is less likely to get snide pick-up-lines than Kary.
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Nonsense. Nobody, especially lesbians, are unlikely to be buttsecksed by me.
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Eh? I don't mind being the only girl. It's actually really fun. And none of you males have anything I can't handle. So I win by default.
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KNALL! That default..... Gets me everytime........
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Don't worry, Jody's wrong. As per usual.
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Jody? Wrong? Now that's just bullshit.
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Lies. Lies and slander.
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LOLLI YOURE BACK LAWL THIS TOPIC DOSEN"T SURVE A PURPOSE NO MORE LOL LAWL LOLLI
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Look Yamino, a bird....
*smacks Yamino upside head*
I've been back for days! And when has a thread on TPH lasted more than a few days and managed tos tay on topic and serve a purpose to the end? (Snowcraft thread excluded, cuz even though it's dormant now, it will never truly die until I finish Snowcraft)
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But what if SnowCraft finishes you?!
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The master of it cannot be mastered. I created Snowcraft, it will never finish me. NEVAH I SAY!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/tankguy.jpg)