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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on September 01, 2005, 11:40:24 pm

Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 01, 2005, 11:40:24 pm
Many of you don't know this.

I'm actually not very Canada proud.

DUN DUN DUN!

It's a true story.

I am FAR more loyal to my home province of Alberta. The main reason that I'm as Canada proud as I am is because Alberta is part of Canada.

Alberta has no debt, PLENTY of surplus money, a rapidly increasing in quality school system, better wages paid than other provinces, actualyl SANE politicians (this, peeps, is the biggest of all. Ralph Klein is better than your children [and Bush too.])

And, 100 years ago today, Alberta was established as an official province of Canada. 100 years ago today people, my home land and pride came into being.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/alberta02.jpg)

Here's to another happy 100, Alberta. *stands and salutes*
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 01, 2005, 11:41:43 pm
Happy Birthday Alberta.  I love you.  DONT LEAVE ME!!!!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 01, 2005, 11:42:05 pm
Cool, man! Alberta actually sounds cooler than America and Austrailia combined now!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Jehuty on September 01, 2005, 11:42:59 pm
Wooooooot!!! Hooray for Alberta!!!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Antha on September 02, 2005, 12:16:25 am
*starts singing Oh, Canada, but changes the words to:*
Oh, Alberta... ummm... that's all I know. Crap... *note to self: look up words to Oh, Canada*

Well, congrats to your province Swift, and here's to another century.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 12:19:15 am
O Al-berta!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.

O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Antha on September 02, 2005, 12:26:34 am
You win. Really, that's how it goes? Huh...*claps* Very nice singing too. I was in awe and stuff. Bravo.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 12:32:29 am
I'd run off to find a funny picture about this, but... you know. Kasai and all.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 12:32:36 am
I should record my voice and post it, thus making you regret that statement.  I am a HORRIFYING TERRIBLE  singer.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Jehuty on September 02, 2005, 12:32:50 am
Yeah, it was great. I couldn't hear you singing, but it was still awesome.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Trigger on September 02, 2005, 12:34:08 am
*from the back row* Nobody cares!! *bricked*

100 years, eh? Well, Happy Birfday, Alberta. But remember, Ohio still has a 100+ years over your head bitch, best RECONIZE. ;P
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 02, 2005, 01:05:26 am
Ohio is t3h suxx! *shot* Ohio did spawn Drew Carrey though, and he made Whose Line, and that show rocks.

But.... YAY FOR ALBERTA! And yay for the awesome fireworks show that Kary and Faris are currently at!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 01:06:44 am
Why aren't you there?
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 02, 2005, 01:13:44 am
Cuz I can make my own fireworks, and I was dead tired and totally pooped from 12 hours of straight yard work. I wanted to sit in front of y computer, and.... I'm glad I did.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 01:16:48 am
Well, thats good.  Everyone needs a break every now and then.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 01:18:32 am
Professional fireworks are more fun, though... Well, except that time my dad and I grabbed all those roman candles and paraded around my front lawn... tehehe, that was fun.

Anyway, what's got you so glad to be sticking around, Swiffie?
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 01:20:42 am
A good friend.  Which is obviously not me.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 01:27:47 am
I'm obviously not said good friend either, because I'm not even on MSN. *Glares at a certain someone who only Swift knows who I'm glaring at so I don't know why I'm typing this*
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 02, 2005, 01:30:56 am
Totally you, Skull. TOTALLY. I adore to see you come online. When I see the words: "Skull has just come online" my heart races. It pounds when they strike my sceen.

And you know that is a joke. You were about.... 30% of the gladness for my onlineage, Skull. (20% Phex, 60% another persona) And Skull knows too, Laz.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 01:41:44 am
OMG WHYZ ARE YOU TEH TELLINGZ MY LIFE TO ANLINE PREVERTZES!!! ASHHAHAHAHHHHHH~~~~~~
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 02, 2005, 03:18:27 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/bunny1.jpg)
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: NeoCalculus on September 02, 2005, 08:45:59 am
Ahhhh, is so cute.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Pyche on September 02, 2005, 05:18:23 pm
ahh... only the good is mention... but true. I wouldn't really want to live in any other province. We also get a tuition break because of the centenial (sp?) . And Klein is okay, he did get drunk off his kiester one night and threw some money at some homeless people and told them to get a job back in 2001. But here here. I wouldn't live anywhere else.

A Nice parody of "the rant" click to hear (http://www.pyche.exquisito.tk/Stuff/iamalbertan.mp3)
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 05:52:42 pm
Whoa... Psyche lives in Alberta... Never woulda guessed.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 02, 2005, 05:53:21 pm
Nor would I have.......... @_@ W00t FOR ALBERTANS! WE KICK ALABAMA'S ASS! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shot*
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 05:54:20 pm
That totally wasn't me, but it may have been that hillbilly reading over my shoulder. Man, that guy's creepy.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 02, 2005, 09:47:23 pm
Theres an old saying...
canada smells end of story!
You could have revulted from the brits like your sister country the US but no, you got out of being a coloney the legal way. Bah.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 02, 2005, 09:48:48 pm
Dude, I make fun of Canada all the time, but not during an excuse to celebrate! Besides, the Propane convention is in Alberta! PROPANE!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Swiftman on September 03, 2005, 12:07:37 am
"Bobby, I got propane in my urethra."
-King of hte Hill parody on the Simpsons


I laughed so feckin hard when I heard that..... Almost as hard as Colin saying: "You can get poo from fuud!"
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 03, 2005, 10:30:24 am
yea that was funny.
And lazlo, I posted it the day after so its ok.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 12:19:18 pm
*backhands jv2k* RESPECT YER ELDERS, BOAH!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 03, 2005, 01:02:38 pm
NEVER!
YOU CAN SLAP ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 01:03:30 pm
YOUR BRAVEHEART REFERANCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME! *Zaps you with awesome eye lasers*
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 03, 2005, 03:28:08 pm
*Blocks laser with a garbage can cover and reflects it back at lazlo*
Awsome this!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 03:33:31 pm
*Awesome eye lasers only give me more power* HAHA! NOW TAKE THIS! *Shoots lasers of awesomeiemity at you*
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 03, 2005, 03:46:25 pm
Damn you, there is only one thing I can do, but I must think fast and use your weakness.
*kicks lazlo in the nads*
Ha!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 03, 2005, 03:47:59 pm
*Is still wearing a cup*
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 04, 2005, 02:06:48 pm
Damn it....
ROLL-CHAN!
*sends in roll-chan to seduce lazlo*
you can't resist the lead boobies!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 04, 2005, 07:51:52 pm
Yes I can.
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: jv2k on September 05, 2005, 11:26:21 am
Really, how about with her new jiggling action!
Title: Happy 100th, Alberta
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 05, 2005, 10:25:13 pm
I can still resist. Thanks to mighty exotic women.