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Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #90 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:05:45 am »

Damn... Now he's got full health... *collects a couple concussion missiles and some Vulcan rounds* Grr, he didn't even leave me with anything good. *Heads back to the entrance*

Swiftman · « **Reply #91 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:20:49 am »

*managed to head down another side way before Lazlo got to the entrance*

Heh heh. *finds laser level increase*

*continues to find 4 homers and 3 concusion missiles*

Heh.... heh.... *turns for Lazlo's direction in the entrance*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #92 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:29:20 am »

Where are you where are you where are you... WHAZAT!? *fires at some homing missiles* Oh... heh.
*continues towards the entrance, eventually getting shot at from behind* CRAP! *Twists, trying to dodge and turn around*
It's not over yet! *Unleashes full load of ammo, having nowhere to go*

Swiftman · « **Reply #93 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:34:15 am »

Too late. Game over pal!

*unloads homers and laser fire on Lazlo's weakened shields*

"EeeeYyAaaagh!!!" Lazlo yelled as his ship exploded.

Hee hee! *flies up and picks up his stash*

*hears respawning sounds*

Oh, Lazlo..... You shall be my dinner tonight...

*stops*

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh....... What the hell. *moves forward* I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL REAL GOOD, BOY!

*stops again*

Damn it! *hits self* Stop inuendoing! *afterburns for the entrance*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #94 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:37:52 am »

Things aren't looking good... Only one way out... *waits untill Swift is within sight* AFTERBURNERS *zooms by Swift* Whew... Got away... but it won't last long. I need some missil-- Ohohohoh! *Spots a mega missile (Or do those come in packs?)* Now to work on getting my quads back...

Swiftman · « **Reply #95 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:40:20 am »

(smart and mega missiles are individually found only)

Damn it! He's taking my swift title away! *afterburns after him*

*turns a corner*

I have you now- Wha?

*see's grin on Lazlo's face through the windshield*

*whimpers*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #96 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:42:57 am »

You know what they say, Swift. Never give up, trust your instincts. *fires while backing up*

Swiftman · « **Reply #97 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:45:40 am »

*force of hte mega missile firing knocks Lazlo back, adding to his reverse speed*

*is hit with the missile, no effort in dodging it taken*

*a'splodes*

*respawns*

Hey! Maybe..... *afterburns for death spot*

*manages to get there before everything is taken, and grabs a spreadfire and a couple homers, followed by a quick afterburn away and a hiding in a hidden room that Lazlo doesn't know about*

Hee hee.... Got at least some of my haul....

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #98 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:48:59 am »

*Hits Swift a few times as he collects booty*Damn he's quick! *attempts to give chase, but looses Swift around a corner (and into a secret room)* Hmph.
*Wanders meaninglessly through the level, picking up a few supplies here and there*

Swiftman · « **Reply #99 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:53:02 am »

Damn it! Every second I spend hiding in here is a second he uses to hoard everything! GRAH! I can't take him down unless I get very lucky with a close range spreadfire.... But... GAH! He's too good to fall for that! *moves controls randomly*

*reveals another secret room behind self in secret room*

HELLo, what have we here? *turns around and beholds the booty*

3 smart missiles!

quads!

and...

a fusion cannon.

An evil grin spreads across Swiftman's face.

Hee hee..... *collects spoils, then heads out of the secret room to find Lazlo*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #100 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:56:32 am »

Whoa... I just got this really unerving feeling of impendind doom, like when you realize you have diarriah.

Swiftman · « **Reply #101 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:01:01 am »

Diarhea flows like a river!

*continues to wander for Lazlo*

Where the bloody hell can he be? Can't see anything of him........

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #102 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:05:00 am »

Hhm... Every time I go this long without seeing Swift, I always spot him around a corner... *turns a corner, ready for attack, only to find a prox mine from earlier* DAMN! I can't believe forgot about those!

Swiftman · « **Reply #103 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:08:32 am »

I heard that explosion...

*burns to the source of the sound*

*and rams right into Lazlo*

AH! *Fires away with quads and smart missiles while reversing and laying prox bombs*

*backs around corner while popping fusion cannon out*

*starts charging*

*lazlo turns around corner*

Ka

*finishes charging*

freaking

*fires*

BLAM.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #104 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:12:20 am »

AAh! My rectum a'splode! *With only 4 shields, starts backing up, ramming as many missiles down Swift's throat as possible, before being reduced to a pile of DO A BARREL ROLL! on the floor, and respawns*
Well, that sucks. It won't take long for him to find me here... *kicks in afterburners, making sure to take a route Swift can't go directly to* He can get me from behind with his afterburners, but at least I won't get another nasty supprise like that..