TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Pirate Cortez on July 13, 2005, 01:51:06 pm
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http://s10.invisionfree.com/EXE_Brothers
NO QUESTIONS, JUST JOIN.
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Done and done. I'll have to go posting in a bit, though, once I find a proper avatar.
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K.
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*shames* spamming is bad ^.~
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I want to whore myself to the masses.
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better yet, whore yourself off to 50 fat chicks at $1000 a piece.
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DUN DUN DUN.
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Invisionfree? Come on, I need real URLs!
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Well, the head honcho (PooM) can't afford a REAL URL.
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Say Pirate, is Draconis, the newest guy on TPH here, is that Randompicture man from MMtL?
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There are too many Draconises, so I don't know.
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well, check the profile. Do they match?
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They have the same avatar.
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Well, I don't know what the avatar is, so I don't know if it's a megaman guy named Draconis or what.
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Its a Megaman guy named Draconis.
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Ah. I see. Well, maybe check the e-mail?
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I'll do that later.
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I believe they are the same.
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Heh heh. I joined. But I have no avie or sig. OH NO!!!
Oh yeah, and Swiftman, THE RED SCOOTER JERK WILL RIDE ON!!!
good use of ther Jerk.
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Lemme think... Skull? Draconis? Nightmare Zer0? Nova? I'M SO CONFUSED!
and the Red Scooter Jerk is t3h roxxorz
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Lemme think... Skull? Draconis? Nightmare Zer0? Nova? I'M SO CONFUSED!
Draconis on TPH = Draconis on MMTL.
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Sweet. RANDOM PICTURE MAN IS HERE!
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Yes he is.
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Bump.
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rotflmao. bump.
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CHOFFEL.
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Lemme think... Skull? Draconis? Nightmare Zer0? Nova? I'M SO CONFUSED!
and the Red Scooter Jerk is t3h roxxorz
My true identity will remain a secret untill I otherwise wish to expose it. Muah ha ha ha!!!
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*pulls of NEO's cheesy rubber mask*
"aha i know it was $&@(% the whole time"
"and i'd uh gotten away if it wern't for total greatnees Sophih"
"crime never PAYS!" (*^.^)Y
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Well, who else would plug the Red Scooter Jerk more than his creator, SKULL!
by t3h way, if you are Skull, you're in Snowcraft. Just, FYI.
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AND YET! I'M NOT
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AND YET! I'M NOT
Oh wells.
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Who says I don't have plans?
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fine...fine
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Why are all my posts posted right after someone else does?
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Why are all my posts posted right after someone else does?
That's like saying it was in the last place i looked. ^,^y
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Uhn... not really, Sophih. It seems that everytime I click post reply, someone else does, then they type it faster than I do. Look at Pirate there and what he did. Meh well. at least I have the PM cavern...
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I was jokeing you didn't have to go off on me like that!
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so this is were the cool kids hang out
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Yes, cool kids hang out in the General forum.
And Sophih, I'm quite confused here... What did you mean?
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And if you join, you get to be the 100th member!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/SirKibble/soveryhappy.gif)
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And if you join, you get to be the 100th member!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/SirKibble/soveryhappy.gif)
That'd be me ;)
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And if you join, you get to be the 100th member!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/SirKibble/soveryhappy.gif)
Hey, only I can use smilies from other forums!
...Okay, you can too.
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Well, who else would plug the Red Scooter Jerk more than his creator, SKULL!
by t3h way, if you are Skull, you're in Snowcraft. Just, FYI.
Gaaaah!!! How did you guess. Dumb luck I say.
by t3h way: Cool.
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Well, who else would plug the Red Scooter Jerk more than his creator, SKULL!
by t3h way, if you are Skull, you're in Snowcraft. Just, FYI.
Gaaaah!!! How did you guess. Dumb luck I say.
by t3h way: Cool.
Yeah! Check out this part with you in it, that Swift made, then I revised!
Her words were stopped by a sound fast approaching in the distance. It was one sound, sounding rather unlike a machine, but it got louder as it came.
“Zeeelllllllllllllll..."Was the sound.
“What the-“ Delia started to say.
“LLLOOOOOOOOO!" A blue streak flew across Deccus’s vision and smacked into Delia, sending her flying. Deccus fell to the ground and watched the scene ahead.
A blue ski-doo had ran into Delia, sending her rolling across the snow.
The rider was not a light boy, and had quite a bit of weight to him. He still looked like he had good reflexes and speed, for a rider. Across his back were two large, long, double-barreled guns, and his armor was blue, but that was all Deccus could see since he was moving too fast.
The rider drove circles around Delia much in the way a horse would taunt an intruder. He drove circles around her, once in a while driving in closer to her and shanking her each time. She tried to fight back against this new arrival, but he was simply too fast for the slow Golem to hit.
The mystery rider pulled out a groovy glowstick. He began waving it in a super cool fashion, but it must have meant something.
Another ski-doo came roaring past Deccus and into the circle around Delia. They both started taunting her, laughing and shanking her all the while. She could do nothing against the two of them, and they just poked fun at her.
Nova pulled out a glowstick and waved it around crazy freaky monkey style. Deccus couldn’t make out the slightest meaning from it.
Almost instantly another ski-doo came into the scene. He drove up to Deccus and stopped beside him.
His voice was very reminiscent of the biker dude stereotype. “Whoa, cool threads, dude.”
Deccus looked down at himself. He noticed how silly he looked having a huge mech upper half, but his normal legs beneath that. He hadn’t noticed it due to him being on the business end of Delia’s fists.
“Uh, thanks, man.” Deccus said slowly.
Instantly the rider’s voice changed into that of an over pumped action hero. “Now is not the time for talk! Now is the time for ACTION! WAKALALALALALAL!!!!” He waved his head, signaling Deccus to get on. Deccus did just that, swinging a leg over the back half of the seat as the rider started to speed off.
The other two riders left Delia, waved more glowsticks and followed Deccus’s ride. Behind them were three more riders, all on ski-doo’s. Delia didn’t try to stop them, and instead she just watched them leave and started to climb up the hill.
“She’s in for a rough night.” Deccus heard the main leader say to him. “There’s going to be a blizzard moving in and she’s gonna try and climb a mile long hill.”
Deccus didn’t say anything, he just looked at the rider beside him to his left.
“Oh, by the way, I’m DOOORRRIIIFFFTAAAAAHHH!!!” He said in a crazy voice, as he took one hand off the steering and stuck it out to Deccus.
Drifter was not a light boy by any means. He wasn’t unnaturally large, but his arms were strong and looked fast, despite their size. On his forearms were two small shields, clamped on and looked hard to take off. He had dark blue armor on, with blue cloth forming an X on his chest, and other cloth straps n his forearm, foreleg, belt and one piece tied around his head for a headband. He had glasses on, but they were under sharp goggles. The hair itself was brown and his eyes green.
Deccus only looked at the hand. “Is that safe? I don’t think I want to let go of a hand here. I might fall off.”
“Nah, don’t worry about it. Skull here is an excellent rider, aren’t you, Skully?” Drifter gave Deccus’s driver a light punch on the shoulder. Skull immediately turned and glared to Drifter, said in a menacing tone: “Don’t touch me.” Then poked Drifter with a fork and turned back to driving. Drifter just laughed.
“By the way, where were you Deccus? We’ve been looking almost a whole day for you. I’ve never seen the General so uptight to look for someone. Practically all the Badgers were out on patrol, trying to find any trace of you.”
Deccus thought on this. Had the General really been looking that hard for Deccus? He wasn’t near as important as someone like Anton, but now that he thought on it, Deccus did have quite a record of single-handedly changing the course of a battle to his side. Someone like him didn’t come very often.
“Say, Drifter, I should tell you.” Deccus said above the sound of the ski-doo’s going. Drifter drove closer and leaned his head.
“What’s that?”
“The Howler’s are preparing a huge strike force to attack Vahal with. It’s going to have three dozen Golem’s (the thing that I’m wearing… half of) and Clash will probably gather more troops and siege machines too. I hate to say it, but with those Golem’s, Vahal doesn’t stand a chance.”
Drifter thought for a second, then pulled out a glow stick. He gave it a complicated wave, and one rider from behind drove up to Drifter’s other side. They spoke to each other, but Deccus couldn’t hear anything. They both nodded and the new rider broke off from the group.
“I just sent Mikey boy off to send a message to Vahal about your warning. It’s probably a good thing you were gone. Now at least we can prepare.”
“But you don’t understand Drifter, a Golem is invincible to everything but another Golem. Vahal’s defenses don’t have anything strong enough to punch through the armor.”
Drifter waved his hand. “We’ll worry about that when it comes. Right now our main concern is getting you back to Vahal. Don’t you worry about anything.”
Despite Drifter’s words, Deccus still worried. Without Vahal, the Badger’s would be effectively taken over. Clash is sure to properly defend Vahal if he took it. It would be his greatest victory, and he could finally surpass Lazlo as the greatest Howler commander after Venom.
Deccus heard Skull clear his voice. He spoke in a loud announcers voice. “Males and gentlemen, may I present to you, VAHAL!”
Deccus looked over Skull’s shoulder and saw indeed the Badger capital of Vahal. Deccus almost thought that he would never see it again.
The six of them drove to the gate, Drifter said the master password, and they entered. They disembarked from the ski-doo’s.
“Dude, your hair looks like crap, Deccus.” A rider with dark red hair said. Deccus reached up and felt it. It was almost straight up, and full of ice chunks.
“We’ll worry about that later. Come, we should take you to the general.” Drifter waved a glowstick in the direction of Headquarters and walked. The rest of them followed behind him.
The secretaries jumped when they saw Deccus in his state. They immediately opened the door to the General when they saw him and Drifter. They all entered, and the darkness of the room immediately followed as the doors shut behind them.
“Ah, excellent job, Drifter. I see you found Deccus.” The General said in his mysterious voice.
Drifter looked at Deccus, then his hair, then back to the General. “Well, he’s not in the best of shape, but we got him all right.”
“Excellent. That’s good to hear.” The General spoke to Deccus next. “Did you see anything while in the Howler base?”
Deccus immediately launched into his story. He told him of him on the dungeon wall, of Hime and Otherun, of Clash’s announcement, the unveiling of the Golem’s, the planned attack on Vahal, and his battle with Delia.
The General sighed. “It’s as I feared. I never thought that they would stoop so low. But anyways, about this attack. Riles the Great, go the Comm Tower and send a message to Arcania and Perry. Tell them we need every available soldier and heavy weapon they can bring, and tell them not to worry about defense. The Howler’s will focus only on Vahal now, so defense of their cities are useless and unnecessary.”
A rather short boy nodded and left the office. When the door opened the light flashed on the General. Deccus quickly whipped his head to the General’s direction, but he had leaned to avoid his face being seen. All Deccus could see was the General’s shoulder, and nothing else.
The door shut and the General spoke again. “Drifter, I want you and the rest of your team to go back out and find the missing half to Deccus’s Golem. We’ll need to make Golem’s of our own if we hope to properly defend ourselves in the future.
Drifter said "You got it.", nodded, waved a glowstick, and the other four members of his team left.
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Anyways, make yourself at home here,
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Yes, Skulll..... Make yourself at home....
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They told me that and I sprayed all over the rug :)