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General => Segregation => Topic started by: Mr. Fortune Cookie on September 14, 2006, 08:59:38 pm
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Some things you may not know about...you know the rest.
-Explosions make Mr. Fortune Cookie horny.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's favorite television program is Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's favorite movie is Space Janitor 2.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that everyone wants to marry him (and he's right.).
-Mr. Fortune Cookie believes that making youtube movies will make his penis grow.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie does not believe in Santa Claus.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie kills people with guns and such.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie once copied his ass 30 times on his printer.
-Africa is a very gay website.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie enjoys a good sodomy session every now and then with Zed....and Rita.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is sexually abused by his father once a year.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie passed 1st Grade.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie has a certified PhD in Being Better Than You.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's true form is a Dinosaurus Rex.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is a premature urinator.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie drinks Gatorade, because he believes that it’s Gatorade.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie started the totally true rumor that a two-headed zombie Elvis clone was found in Nebraska, raping animals.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie's best friends are himself, and his Gamecube.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is an admitted fan of senseless violence.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie is also an admitted fan of extremely senseless violence.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that New York is a state.
-Geroge W. Bush beleives he will obtain a leprechaun's gold if he licks an electrical socket.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie thinks that tbrujrxcfasddgass.
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-Mr. Fortune Cookie is trying to contact his own ISP so he can’t use the Internet ever again.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie was the original host of the PWN virus.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie asshole is worth 2 billion U.S. dollars.
-Mr. Fortune Cookie bathes inside the toliet.
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What's your asshole's net worth?