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General Games / The Chozo are drug lords
« on: June 24, 2005, 09:25:40 pm »Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
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General Games / The Chozo are drug lords
« on: June 24, 2005, 01:17:20 pm »
This ins't a common known fact, but the Chozo people were actually a highly organized drug chain.
Now you're probably wondering why, or thinking that I, Sir Kibble, has lost his mind, but think about it. Look at the similarity between the two
words.
-metROIDS
-steROIDS
It becomes obvious if you follow that on its logical route, you eventually end up with the conclusion that the Chozo actually engineered Metroids to act as a futuristic and more capable Steroid. Metroids are designed to drain energy, and they have the power to release this energy either by natural or conventional means like the Space Pirates were doing. After the Metroids would drain enough energy, the Chozo would harvest this energy and sell them around the Galaxy in the black market, making huge dividends and profits for their race. It's no wonder they had all the resoucres to create those neat weapons and battle armor. Because they were all crime lords!
The Space Pirates also discovered the wonder and marketing potential of this new living drug, so they stole them from the Chozo (Who eventually all died of liver posioning. Thats the real reason right there). In the past, the Space Pirates made a dangerous living of ransacking other freighter ships for goods to sell on the black market, but now that the Chozo were monopolizing the market, they had to steal them to protect their way of life.
The Chozo raised Samus to defeat the Space Pirates, because now the Space Pirates had stolen their market from them. The Chozo were so enraged that the Space Pirates had stolen their brainchild actually, that they raised Samus to destroy them also, and even the Metroids.
Why the Metroids you ask? Well, the Chozo could always make more Metroids, but they knew the Space Pirates couldn't. After Samus had caused considerable damage to their market, they tried to engineer their own Metroids, the Mochtroids. This however, was a failure. Then the SPace Pirates stumbled on another miracle drug, Phazon.
The Space Pirates also realized that this Phazon, if kept contained, had an even larger potential than the Metroids did. Now the Space Pirates had their answer for Samus, and for the Metroids.
The harvest of Phazon soon began afterwards. The Space Pirates searched the galaxy for Phazon, but wherever they went, Samus was sure to follow.
Samus is the only thing left of the once mighty Chozo Drug Empire, and the only thing left standing between the Space Pirates and succeeding in monopolizing the whole Galaxy.
Sum Up:
The Space Pirates and the Chozo: Their kinda like a mafia, a ring of crime lords battling to control the galaxies markets.
Mother Brain: Leader and head of the Space Pirates. The big cheese of the operation, the brains behind it all. (Hence Mother 'Brain')
Ridley: Mother Brains second-in-command. He does all of MB's bidding and dirty work, including destroying Samus Aran.
Metroids: The living drug. Used to harvest energy for the Chozo's Steroid market.
Samus Aran: Protector and justice bringer of the Chozo. Raised to destroy the Space Pirates and their market which they stole from the Chozo.
Phazon: The answer to the decrease in Metroids. Phazon has ten times the potential of the Metroids, if the Space Pirates can find a method to control it's spontaneous and severe side effects.
The Galactic Federation: The police of the Galaxy. The GF have been trying to stop the crime underworld of the Chozo and Space Pirates for decades. They've recently signed a contract with Samus Aran to do their bidding, for a high price.
And that sums it up. Everything else is a lie engineered by the Chozo.
Now you're probably wondering why, or thinking that I, Sir Kibble, has lost his mind, but think about it. Look at the similarity between the two
words.
-metROIDS
-steROIDS
It becomes obvious if you follow that on its logical route, you eventually end up with the conclusion that the Chozo actually engineered Metroids to act as a futuristic and more capable Steroid. Metroids are designed to drain energy, and they have the power to release this energy either by natural or conventional means like the Space Pirates were doing. After the Metroids would drain enough energy, the Chozo would harvest this energy and sell them around the Galaxy in the black market, making huge dividends and profits for their race. It's no wonder they had all the resoucres to create those neat weapons and battle armor. Because they were all crime lords!
The Space Pirates also discovered the wonder and marketing potential of this new living drug, so they stole them from the Chozo (Who eventually all died of liver posioning. Thats the real reason right there). In the past, the Space Pirates made a dangerous living of ransacking other freighter ships for goods to sell on the black market, but now that the Chozo were monopolizing the market, they had to steal them to protect their way of life.
The Chozo raised Samus to defeat the Space Pirates, because now the Space Pirates had stolen their market from them. The Chozo were so enraged that the Space Pirates had stolen their brainchild actually, that they raised Samus to destroy them also, and even the Metroids.
Why the Metroids you ask? Well, the Chozo could always make more Metroids, but they knew the Space Pirates couldn't. After Samus had caused considerable damage to their market, they tried to engineer their own Metroids, the Mochtroids. This however, was a failure. Then the SPace Pirates stumbled on another miracle drug, Phazon.
The Space Pirates also realized that this Phazon, if kept contained, had an even larger potential than the Metroids did. Now the Space Pirates had their answer for Samus, and for the Metroids.
The harvest of Phazon soon began afterwards. The Space Pirates searched the galaxy for Phazon, but wherever they went, Samus was sure to follow.
Samus is the only thing left of the once mighty Chozo Drug Empire, and the only thing left standing between the Space Pirates and succeeding in monopolizing the whole Galaxy.
Sum Up:
The Space Pirates and the Chozo: Their kinda like a mafia, a ring of crime lords battling to control the galaxies markets.
Mother Brain: Leader and head of the Space Pirates. The big cheese of the operation, the brains behind it all. (Hence Mother 'Brain')
Ridley: Mother Brains second-in-command. He does all of MB's bidding and dirty work, including destroying Samus Aran.
Metroids: The living drug. Used to harvest energy for the Chozo's Steroid market.
Samus Aran: Protector and justice bringer of the Chozo. Raised to destroy the Space Pirates and their market which they stole from the Chozo.
Phazon: The answer to the decrease in Metroids. Phazon has ten times the potential of the Metroids, if the Space Pirates can find a method to control it's spontaneous and severe side effects.
The Galactic Federation: The police of the Galaxy. The GF have been trying to stop the crime underworld of the Chozo and Space Pirates for decades. They've recently signed a contract with Samus Aran to do their bidding, for a high price.
And that sums it up. Everything else is a lie engineered by the Chozo.
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General / Rank name?
« on: June 10, 2005, 01:51:45 pm »
As I said before, check the PhpBB support forums, go to search,a nd type "Custom Titler Mod".
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General Games / Games avalible for download on Revolution
« on: June 06, 2005, 02:31:55 pm »
Free downloads alright.
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General Games / Games avalible for download on Revolution
« on: June 06, 2005, 11:27:01 am »
And now for a translated guide to all the downloadable games:
NES
1. 10-Yard Fight
2. Anticipation
3. Balloon Fight
4. Barker Bill's Trick Shooting
5. Baseball
6. Clu Clu Land
7. Dance Aerobics (may require dance pad, I halfway wanted to put this in questioned)
8. Devil World
9. Doki Doki Panic
10. Donkey Kong
11. Donkey Kong 3
12. Donkey Kong Classics
13. Donkey Kong Jr.
14. Donkey Kong Jr. Math
15. Dr. Mario
16. Dragon Warrior
17. Duck Hunt
18. Excitebike
19. Famicom Wars
20. Final Fantasy
21. Fire Emblem Gaiden
22. Fire Emblem: Ankokuryuu to Hikari no Tsurugi
23. Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino and Hoppy
24. Golf
25. Gum Shoe
26. Gyromite
27. Hogan's Alley
28. Ice Climber
29. Ice Hockey
30. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Taito)
31. Kid Icarus
32. Kirby's Adventure
33. Kung Fu
34. Mach Rider
35. Mario Bros.
36. Mario Time Machine
37. Mario is Missing!
38. Metroid
39. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
40. Mother (Earthbound)
41. NES Open Golf
42. Nintendo World Cup
43. Nuts & Milk
44. Pin-Bot
45. Pinball
46. Play Action Football
47. Popeye
48. Pro Wrestling
49. Punch-Out!!
50. R.C. Pro-Am
51. Rad Racer
52. Rad Racer 2
53. Short Order/Eggsplode
54. Slalom
55. Snake Rattle & Roll
56. Soccer
57. Stack Up
58. Star Tropics
59. Super Mario Bros.
60. Super Mario Bros. 2
61. Super Mario Bros. 2: The Lost Levels
62. Super Mario Bros. 3
63. Super Spike V'Ball/World Cup Soccer
64. Super Team Games
65. Tennis
66. Tetris
67. Tetris 2
68. The Legend of Zelda
69. To The Earth
70. Urban Champion
71. Volleyball
72. Wario's Woods
73. Wild Gunman
74. World Class Track Meet
75. World Cup Soccer
76. Wrecking Crew
77. Yoshi (Mario & Yoshi)
78. Yoshi's Cookie
79. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
80. Zoda's Revenge: Star Tropics II
Super NES
81. Derby Stallion 98 (NP)
82. Donkey Kong Country
83. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest
84. Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
85. EarthBound
86. F-Zero
87. FX Fighter
88. Fire Emblem: Monshou no Nazo
89. Fire Emblem: Seisen no Keifu
90. Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
91. Hyper V-Ball
92. Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball
93. Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run
94. Killer Instinct
95. Kirby Super Star
96. Kirby's Avalanche
97. Kirby's Dream Course
98. Kirby's Dream Land 3
99. Kirby's Ghost Trap
100. Legend (some say the movie inspired Zelda but the timing is off, sorry im a history buff)
101. Mario Paint
102. Mario and Wario
103. Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun
104. Mario's Super Picross
105. Metal Combat: Falcon's Revenge
106. NCAA Basketball
107. NHL Stanley Cup
108. Panel de Pon
109. Picross NP Vol. 8
110. PilotWings
111. Shigesato Itoi's No. 1 Bass Fishing
112. Sound Fantasy
113. Star Fox
114. Stunt Race FX
115. Super Famicom Wars
116. Super Mario Kart
117. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
118. Super Mario World
119. Super Metroid
120. Super Punch-Out!!
121. Super Scope 6
122. Super Soccer
123. Super Soccer 2
124. Super Tennis
125. Tetris & Dr. Mario
126. Tetris Attack
127. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
128. Tinstar
129. Uniracers (Unirally, the game sucked bad you raced unicycles with no rider)
130. Winter Gold (FX Skiing)
131. World League Baseball
132. Yoshi's Island: Super Mario World 2
133. Yoshi's Safari
Nintendo 64
134. 1080° Snowboarding (a personal fave)
135. Animal Forest (Animal Crossing for you Americans)
136. Banjo-Kazooie
137. Banjo-Tooie
138. Blast Corps
139. Bomberman 64
140. Bomberman Hero
141. Buggie Boogie
142. Cabbage
143. Catroots
144. Climber
145. Command & Conquer
146. Creator
147. Cruis'n USA
148. Cruis'n World
149. Cu-On-Pa
150. Custom Robo
151. Custom Robo V2
152. DD Sequencer
153. Dezaemon DD
154. Diddy Kong Racing (w00t)
155. Donkey Kong 64
156. Doubutsu Banchou
157. Dr. Mario 64
158. Echo-Delta
159. Emperor of the Jungle
160. Excitebike 64
161. F-Zero X
162. Gendai Dai-Senryaku: Ultimate War
163. GoldenEye 007
164. Hey You, Pikachu!
165. Jack and the Beanstalk
166. Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest
167. Killer Instinct Gold
168. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
169. Kirby's Air Ride
170. Kobe Bryant in NBA Courtside
171. Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr
172. Mario Golf
173. Mario Kart 64
174. Mario Party
175. Mario Party 2
176. Mario Party 3
177. Mario Tennis 64
178. Mickey's Speedway USA
179. Mini Racers
180. Mischief Makers
181. Mysterious Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer 2
182. NBA Courtside 2: Featuring Kobe Bryant
183. Paper Mario
184. Perfect Dark
185. Pilotwings 64
186. Pokemon Puzzle League
187. Pokemon Snap
188. Pokemon Stadium
189. Pokemon Stadium 2
190. Pokemon Stadium: Gold, Silver, Crystal Version
191. Ridge Racer 64
192. Riqa
193. Shigesato Itoi's No. 1 Bass Fishing
194. Sin and Punishment: Successor to the Earth
195. Star Fox 64
196. Star Wars Episode I: Racer
197. Star Wars: Battle for Naboo
198. Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
199. StarCraft 64
200. Super Mario 64
201. Super Smash Bros.
202. Tetrisphere
203. The Legend of Zelda DD (Ura Zelda) it's called Master Quest for you Americans
204. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
205. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
206. The New Tetris
207. Waialae Country Club: True Golf Classics
208. Wall Street DD
209. Wave Race 64
210. Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey
211. Yoshi's Story
Satteleview games
212. BS F-Zero 2 Grand Prix
213. BS Special Tee Shot
214. BS Zelda
64 DD games
215. Mother 3 Expansion Disk for 64 DD
216. F-Zero X Expansion Kit
217. Kyojin no Doshin 1 (Doshin the Giant)
218. Mario Artist: Communication Kit,Paint Studio,Polygon Studio, Sound Studio, Talent Studio
219. Randnet Disk
220. SimCity 64
221. OoT Master quest (URA zelda)
Whoever's getting a Revolution say "I".
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General / Rank name?
« on: June 06, 2005, 11:26:44 am »
Phpbb support forum has a custom title modification.
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General / I'M SO VERY HAPPY
« on: May 25, 2005, 07:26:20 pm »
ROFL!!!!!
Good times, dude, good times.....
And Skull Man X is there! His EXE Bros. name is #50.
Good times, dude, good times.....
And Skull Man X is there! His EXE Bros. name is #50.
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General / I'M SO VERY HAPPY
« on: May 25, 2005, 06:20:57 pm »
That I managed to find a suitable forum to restore "PC's Owl Free Fridge!"
Meet "PC's Owl Free Fridge" Version 2.0!
Meet "PC's Owl Free Fridge" Version 2.0!
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General / Bored and grounded
« on: May 19, 2005, 12:55:34 pm »Quote from: "Herb"
it is super1337 indeed
PROVE YOUR WORTH TO THE (something)
In Engrish: PROVE YOUR WORTH TO THE CATGIRLS
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General / Re: ROB A BANK!
« on: May 19, 2005, 10:24:14 am »Quote from: "Trigger"
Quote from: "Sir Kibble"Got any fun ways of robbing a bank?
Mine was when Trigger, me, and SMX used a horsefly and a rhino beetle to rob a bank, then we set up camp somewhere, and the cops were finding us. And I was like "shit shit shit!" when the cops gave chase. XD
You forgot the part with us shooting the cows, remember?
And me, Trigger, and SMX were shooting cows.[/flashback]
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General / ROB A BANK!
« on: May 18, 2005, 08:11:22 pm »
Got any fun ways of robbing a bank?
Mine was when Trigger, me, and SMX used a horsefly and a rhino beetle to rob a bank, then we set up camp somewhere, and the cops were finding us. And I was like "shit shit shit!" when the cops gave chase. XD
Mine was when Trigger, me, and SMX used a horsefly and a rhino beetle to rob a bank, then we set up camp somewhere, and the cops were finding us. And I was like "shit shit shit!" when the cops gave chase. XD
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Music / UPDATE [2005.05.16]
« on: May 17, 2005, 04:53:50 pm »
Protoman, I love you in a nonromantic, nonhomosexual way
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Music / small request if possible
« on: April 13, 2005, 04:44:05 pm »
^ Thats from CW.
BTW, can there be the unlockable remixes as well?
BTW, can there be the unlockable remixes as well?
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Music / Music Rotation
« on: April 04, 2005, 06:07:45 pm »Quote from: "Herb"
Yea same here, this site is too important to lose
I agree.
W00t for GUNSTAR HEROES MUSIC!!!!!!