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General => General => Topic started by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 02:25:37 pm
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I hate everyone and everything, except for me, I am too awesome to act like an emo loser "OMFG I HATE MYSELF".
I hate you all, even if I have no good reason to hate you, you're breathing my oxygen, so I hate you. I have never met you before, but I hate you nonetheless, if I ever met you, I would punch you in the face, but I doubt I would hate you any more than I already do because that's impossible. I hate the sound you make as you breathe, I hate the sound of your steps, I hate your smell, I hate the way you blink, I hate the way you dress and I hate the way you think you're so cool by going around waving you're arms like an obnoxious dumbass.
I also hate your house, your dumb pets and your taste in music, even if you agree with mine, because if you do it is because you're trying to rip me off.
I hate you and I hope you get cancer.
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Well at least you care.
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I also hate people who try to look OMGWTF SMART by going "I don't care" (be it directly or indirectly), despite the fact they actually care enough to reply to my rants.
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1. Thanks for hating me. No publicity is bad publicity.
2. Your logic is flawed, because I don't breath, and even if I did, I have my own oxygen.
2. If you punched me in the face your hand would explode.
3. There were two 2's
4. I levitate, so I don't make noise as I step
5. I don't blink
6. I don't dress
7. I don't wave my arms around because that would take too much energy
8. Furthermore, I don't think I'm cool. I have other people say I am, so I suppose it's true.
9. I don't own a house
10. I don't have pets
11. From what I understand we have almost the same taste in music, and I've had it since before I fucked your mom and you came to be
12. I'm immune to cancer
13. Hating everything is the same as hating yourself, dumbshit.
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I don't count in "everyone", because by "everyone" I mean "humanity" and by "Humanity" I mean "You losers" and by you losers I mean "Bunch of morons that I hope die in a horrible, HORRIBLE way" and by that I mean "Everyone but me"
Which means I don't count, and if you take the time to argue against what I'm saying then you should most likely get a life and stop caring so much about a random guy's rants on the internet.
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I wasn't trying to be smart by saying i don't care, i of course must care, as i felt the need to reply, twice, but you didn't answer my post competently, as i con't mind caring enough, and your insult was directed at the wrong angle, so doesn't affect me.
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NMX=(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/pwnedcopy.gif)
Lazlo wins.
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I didn't answer your post competently because I hate you and don't think you deserve a decent answer from me.
Also, I hate how you use "Pwned" instead of "Owned", despite the fact no "Pwnage" has taken place, because "Pwnage" is not an actual word, Scumbag.
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Of course I care, NMX, you're emo. It is my civic duty to help you before someone punches you/slits your throat/leaves a flaming bag of dog poo on your doorstep.
Furthermore, I know you didn't count yourself in "everyone," I'm jsut saying you might as well hate yourself anyway, human.
PS: I love how you edited your post.
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Oh i am sorry, i just tend to assume that other people are competent enough to answer me in a correct way until proven otherwise. It seems you have most elegantly proven me otherwise.
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I hate how you try to act like a smartass by calling me "emo", despite the fact I think self-pity is for dumbass scum like most of you, if I hated myself, I wouldn't make fun of dumbasses who do, you swine.
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Aw, that's so nice of you to say, NMX. :P
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You have to admit though, these constant topics about our imminent death and how much we're hated, do seem to give the impression you feel the need to compensate for something, besides, if you hate us all so much and you're so awesome and we bask in your glory, certainly the best thing to do would be to stop posting and deprive us of your amazing, witty, and intelligent posts.
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I do it because I'm aware you hate it, so I do it to spite your dumb asses.
And the only reason as to why I keep telling you I hate you is to feed the mutual hatred, so I can hate you more and enjoy the time I get to punch you all in the face more.
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Which will be never, seeing as you know not my wherabouts.
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Dude, emo isn't just self pity. It's hating yourself and everyone else. And(never start a sentance with "and") I don't hate these threads. I actually enjoy seeing you make a dumbshit out of yourself, while the rest of us enjoy life and have fun with our friends. (Friends are things you have when you're not a fucktard)
How can you enjoy life when there are humans out there, and people trying punch you in the face.
Becaue I can always say, "at least I'm not Nightmare X." That always makes me feel better.
And now the conversations over.
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NMX=(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/pwnedcopy.gif)
Lazlo wins.
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I love you NMX
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I hate everyone and everything, except for me, I am too awesome to act like an emo loser "OMFG I HATE MYSELF".
I hate you all, even if I have no good reason to hate you, you're breathing my oxygen, so I hate you. I have never met you before, but I hate you nonetheless, if I ever met you, I would punch you in the face, but I doubt I would hate you any more than I already do because that's impossible. I hate the sound you make as you breathe, I hate the sound of your steps, I hate your smell, I hate the way you blink, I hate the way you dress and I hate the way you think you're so cool by going around waving you're arms like an obnoxious dumbass.
I also hate your house, your dumb pets and your taste in music, even if you agree with mine, because if you do it is because you're trying to rip me off.
I hate you and I hope you get cancer.
Okie dokie then.
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I love you NMX
You have good taste, but I still hate you.
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I love you all sooooooooo much!
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Aww feel the love!
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jv2k wins.
Brutality.
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I'm glad he made this good batching topic about how much he loves us all.
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No batch, dude, this has been a batchin time!
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Come on everyone lets give nmx a group hug!
Even megaorange the long lost member who can't ever post or register because he has no arms, but watches our posting drama play out.
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Love is the most disgusting display of a human's chemical processes ever.
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Aww NMX needs a hug!!! *hugs nmx*
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Nightmare X then chops Kasai's arms off kung-fu style and feeds them to his pet turtle.
"Don't do that again... EVER"
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EVERYONE JOIN IN!
*him and megaorange the armlessman join in to the group hug*
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Someones cranky. Have you taken your nap young man?
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Nightmare X, however, was already long gone, leaving a nuke instead for everyone to hug.
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EVERYONE JOIN IN!
*him and megaorange the armlessman join in to the group hug*
*Joined*
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Oh no, you can never escape the hug!
EMBRACE IT!
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Nightmare X meanwhile, is somewhere else, laughing for no reason at all and waiting for the nuke to explode.
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*eats the nuke and then farts out radiation in nmx's general direction*
I knew the lead/bomb proof stomach's benifits outweighed the difficulty digesting, the weight, internal bleeding, and lead poison.
2 points for me!
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Due to Nightmare holding an Evil dude's super duper pine scent cone, the radiation is immediatly neutralized.
NMX then annihilates the universe.
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Ha I don't live in the universe I live in america!
Mark up two points(thats 2) for me!
*this message brought to you by coca cola, give love!*
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Nightmare X then gives himself 6 billion points for having Kefka on his avatar and signature.
He then proceeds to nuke texas.
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Hey texas is close to being america!Nuke missisipi texas at least has its own brand of mexican food.
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Nightmare X then nukes Utah.
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Good job, now nuke the super friends!
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Nightmare X then decides nukes are overused, so he then uses Meteor Strike on Florida and deathrays Washington.
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WTF man! Florida has some nice beaches! Not the nake ones though, because contrary to popular belief, the naked beaches aren't just filled with beautiful people.
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Ain't gotta tell ME twice. Brrrrrgh, was that ever a mistake!
...But South Beach kicked ass when I was there for Spring Break a few years back.
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Spring break is different, especially when you pretend to be from girls gone wild.... damn I gotta do that.
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Beat 'ya to it.
<Man, I gotta find that Mini-DV!>
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Or did you....
*gos back in time*
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dude, it was batchin! Need to do it again sometime!
Well, see you batches tomorrow!
Same Byte time!
Same Byte channel!
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It's this kind of "humor" what made me lose any remaining faith I had in mankind.
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I'm not human, I am beyond that.
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Then you've also made me lost any faith I had in whatever the hell you are.
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Its ok, just remember, it may feel like gass now, but it may be an intestinal disease.
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Why can't you just DIE!?[/color]
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Why can't you just DIE!?[/color]
^_^
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Damn, someone's pissy today.
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It's that special time of the month for NMX.
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He's just going to say something about how you're calling him a woman is a lame insult.
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You expected otherwise from him? I know I was.
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Mabye he was calling him a werewolf?
Always straight to the women with you Lazlo. ;_;
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XD good points, Monkey. Who knows what I was insinuating with that statement.
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Gosh I'm dumb.
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NEBULA IS A WEREWOLF
WERE WOLF WERE WOLF WERE WOLF
NEBULA NEBULA NEBULA.
Wait, wrong forum, oops.
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NMX got oldtimers now too?
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NEBULA IS A WEREWOLF
WERE WOLF WERE WOLF WERE WOLF
NEBULA NEBULA NEBULA.
Wait, wrong forum, oops.
TPH is always the right forum.
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TPH is always the right forum.
That's for DAMN sure.
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Last time I checked, there's no Ryuusei/Nebula Chain in this forum, nor the Werewolf game, so no.
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Then you checked wrong, because they're right there:
Ryuusei/Nebula Chain in this forum, nor the Werewolf game
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Lazlo's right, you know. (http://www.protoman.com/Forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=168)
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I think I didn't make myself clear enough.
Screw it, I'm not going to explain it now.
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Wow, you make a good point. To bad you're stupid.
Juvinile, I know, but the point is valid.
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Lazlo wins.
Logicality.
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XD
Batchen, dude.
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I was about to make a remark, then I decided against it and went for some Soda.
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Wow, good comeback.
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It wasn't supposed to be a comeback, in case you didn't notice.
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Totally couldn't tell. Really. Seriously. I mean it. Definatly.
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I mean, seriously, how could I?
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Double posting, of course.
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Nice of you to notice, eagle-eye. Nothing gets past you, does it?
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It's mind-blowing
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Except logic, reason, sanity, and humanity, not to mention some level of intelligence.
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Last time I checked, I was blind and deaf.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/trunks-.jpg)
It's mindboggling.
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I think NMX is slipping. He can't come up with any comebacks, so he using the power of apathy to his advantage.
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"I'd be more appethetic if I weren't so lethargic"
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I claim this topic in the name of MARS!
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I don't count in "everyone", because by "everyone" I mean "humanity" and by "Humanity" I mean "You losers" and by you losers I mean "Bunch of morons that I hope die in a horrible, HORRIBLE way" and by that I mean "Everyone but me"
Which means I don't count, and if you take the time to argue against what I'm saying then you should most likely get a life and stop caring so much about a random guy's rants on the internet.
Hey, if "we are a bunch of losers" than why the fuck do you hang out here?
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Beating a dead horse, aren't we?
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Nightmare X then gives himself 6 billion points for having Kefka on his avatar and signature.
He then proceeds to nuke texas.
Yami CJMErl: HA! Me an' CJ know someone whose NAME is kefka! Take that, bunghole!
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I am Kefka, you fool.
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CJMErl: Yeah, right.
Yami CJMErl: You're not kefka! You're just a dork who hates everyone.
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U'wheeheeeheeeheeeee! Son of a submariner! What do you know?
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CJMErl: I'd tell you, but I wouldn't be able to fit it all in a single post. That and I'm lazy. I'm in school now, but I'd rather be playing Shadow the Hedgehog.
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I'd rather be playing Mario Kart DS... I think I'll go do that now.
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(http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/011012.gif)
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Careful, y'all! NMX could win with THAT one!*shot*