Author Topic: The official "Nightmare X hates everyone" thread. (Read 28377 times)

Nightmare X · « **on:** November 14, 2005, 02:25:37 pm »

I hate everyone and everything, except for me, I am too awesome to act like an emo loser "OMFG I HATE MYSELF".

I hate you all, even if I have no good reason to hate you, you're breathing my oxygen, so I hate you. I have never met you before, but I hate you nonetheless, if I ever met you, I would punch you in the face, but I doubt I would hate you any more than I already do because that's impossible. I hate the sound you make as you breathe, I hate the sound of your steps, I hate your smell, I hate the way you blink, I hate the way you dress and I hate the way you think you're so cool by going around waving you're arms like an obnoxious dumbass.

I also hate your house, your dumb pets and your taste in music, even if you agree with mine, because if you do it is because you're trying to rip me off.

I hate you and I hope you get cancer.

FlameofDoubt · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:37:39 pm »

Well at least you care.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:40:04 pm »

I also hate people who try to look OMGWTF SMART by going "I don't care" (be it directly or indirectly), despite the fact they actually care enough to reply to my rants.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:40:04 pm »

1. Thanks for hating me. No publicity is bad publicity.
2. Your logic is flawed, because I don't breath, and even if I did, I have my own oxygen.
2. If you punched me in the face your hand would explode.
3. There were two 2's
4. I levitate, so I don't make noise as I step
5. I don't blink
6. I don't dress
7. I don't wave my arms around because that would take too much energy
8. Furthermore, I don't think I'm cool. I have other people say I am, so I suppose it's true.
9. I don't own a house
10. I don't have pets
11. From what I understand we have almost the same taste in music, and I've had it since before I fucked your mom and you came to be
12. I'm immune to cancer
13. Hating everything is the same as hating yourself, dumbshit.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:42:56 pm »

I don't count in "everyone", because by "everyone" I mean "humanity" and by "Humanity" I mean "You losers" and by you losers I mean "Bunch of morons that I hope die in a horrible, HORRIBLE way" and by that I mean "Everyone but me"

Which means I don't count, and if you take the time to argue against what I'm saying then you should most likely get a life and stop caring so much about a random guy's rants on the internet.

FlameofDoubt · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:43:29 pm »

I wasn't trying to be smart by saying i don't care, i of course must care, as i felt the need to reply, twice, but you didn't answer my post competently, as i con't mind caring enough, and your insult was directed at the wrong angle, so doesn't affect me.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:44:58 pm »

NMX=

Lazlo wins.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:45:12 pm »

I didn't answer your post competently because I hate you and don't think you deserve a decent answer from me.

Also, I hate how you use "Pwned" instead of "Owned", despite the fact no "Pwnage" has taken place, because "Pwnage" is not an actual word, Scumbag.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:47:44 pm »

Of course I care, NMX, you're emo. It is my civic duty to help you before someone punches you/slits your throat/leaves a flaming bag of dog poo on your doorstep.

Furthermore, I know you didn't count yourself in "everyone," I'm jsut saying you might as well hate yourself anyway, human.

PS: I love how you edited your post.

FlameofDoubt · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:50:26 pm »

Oh i am sorry, i just tend to assume that other people are competent enough to answer me in a correct way until proven otherwise. It seems you have most elegantly proven me otherwise.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:57:11 pm »

I hate how you try to act like a smartass by calling me "emo", despite the fact I think self-pity is for dumbass scum like most of you, if I hated myself, I wouldn't make fun of dumbasses who do, you swine.

megakevinexe · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:01:14 pm »

Aw, that's so nice of you to say, NMX.

FlameofDoubt · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:01:51 pm »

You have to admit though, these constant topics about our imminent death and how much we're hated, do seem to give the impression you feel the need to compensate for something, besides, if you hate us all so much and you're so awesome and we bask in your glory, certainly the best thing to do would be to stop posting and deprive us of your amazing, witty, and intelligent posts.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:07:41 pm »

I do it because I'm aware you hate it, so I do it to spite your dumb asses.

And the only reason as to why I keep telling you I hate you is to feed the mutual hatred, so I can hate you more and enjoy the time I get to punch you all in the face more.

FlameofDoubt · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:08:53 pm »

Which will be never, seeing as you know not my wherabouts.