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General / The tales of ninjas and funny little monkeys named Jehuty

« on: August 17, 2005, 03:15:26 am »

Ahh, yes. Now dont cream your pants just yet....but our adventure was pretty sweet. Now, sure....we may have had to become zombie prostitutes for a short time, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Now, it didnt last for all too long mind you...for not too long after that we came across a hobo who enlightened us in the ways of the force, and after honing the ability to grab a coke from across the room and float it over to our computer desks without having to move....we were recruited as storm troopers and served in the Death Star for awhile, that is...until it exploded and all that was left of us was brains in pickle jars. Sure, we got to ride around on purple bears named Bosko and had schemes for world domination....but eventually we lost funding and our show was cut out of "The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy"...so, we went back to eating cheetos and playing megaman...lying in wait for danger to strike, and a chance to save the world once more.  :shock:

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 03:07:51 am »

Dont make me have to put on my robe and wizards hat, and roll initiative on all of you. I could cast Magic Missile lvl 3 and like, lower your hp by three. So dont mess with me, punks. rawr!

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General / The tales of ninjas and funny little monkeys named Jehuty

« on: August 17, 2005, 03:04:42 am »

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away....there lived three little pigs. Now, the gingerbread man said "row row row your boat through a carwash" and ran as fast as he could....until this lovely story was cut off due to an unfortunate banning for spamming. Wait, whats that you say? I have yet to be banned? Well...HAH!!! Take THAT, admins! *pelvic thrusts* whoo!!!....I mean...please take this virgin sacrifice, you gods amongst men. *hands over Jehuty*  

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:57:01 am »

JFK?....no. I didnt go to work that day, I had a case of the flu. I had the Brady Bunch fill in for me that day. They do good work, and yes....they are ninjas. Beware

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:48:03 am »

Woah! I just felt my spider sense tingling....or was my cell phone on vibrate? eh, well...hullo thar random famous person of these forums.    If you ever need someone 'silenced'....I am cheap and clean. No mess to clean up, and very discreet. Fun for the whole family.

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:39:14 am »

*sigh* Yep. Aren't you sleepy, FND? I mean, you literally live across the street from me.

 wuh? I do?....I mean...uhmm...of course I do! Yarrr...  :shock:

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:32:22 am »

First in line?...hah!!! Well....only if we could use cactus  :twisted:

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:28:08 am »

Ahh, duct tape. It inspires me to tell of another steamy tale of mine back in Tijuana....but I'm afraid that it'd inspire hot sex to break out amongst everyone. Sorry

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:24:15 am »

Spam? Whoo...I am so going to get banned from here in record time. I shall troll, and flame, and blowwww your house down. Yesh. I am a big bad wolf. Ph34r /\/\3

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:20:43 am »

Ahh, I remember it like it was yesterday. We would go skinny dipping for clams in my bathroom sink and we discovered the lost city of Atlantas, which had been inhabited by deep sea leprechauns who gave to us a pot of gold which I blew on scratch off lotto tickets. and...here we are.

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:18:14 am »

Hai. and we baked magic imbued muffins of +2 dexterity, with which we used to slay the orc hordes of Mordor.

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:16:10 am »

HARRRR, we used to be pirates, him and I. We would wreak havoc along the Grand Line...until we realized Naruto was much better than One Piece and I became a ninja instead of a pirate...  :twisted:

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General / *sigh* Here we go. *trumpets start to play* I give you....

« on: August 17, 2005, 02:12:32 am »

Yesh, I am the mysterious ninja....here to bring death and decay to the forums. All who enter my path shall be ctrl+alt+deleted. Bwahahaha....and...yeah, thats basically it. I dont bite....hard. So, feel free to say hello?