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« on: January 23, 2006, 06:31:59 pm »
"I havn't seeen it.. (crowd laughs) I've heard about it! (crowd laughs louder) Wh-What I was hoping you would say was to go back to the ranch (crowd roars)....... I haven't seen it"

XD (it was something like that, they did a clip on NBC Nightly News JUST to show our President's IQ)
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 06:46:59 pm »
Let's make this one the bushism topic. "They misunderestimated me" is a good one

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 06:47:11 pm »
Doesn't suprise me one bit, why oh why did he get re-elected?
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 06:51:44 pm »
C'mon post some bushisms, everyone. "More and more of U.S. imports are coming from overseas" or how about "Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person — people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person."

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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 06:55:15 pm »
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Doesn't suprise me one bit, why oh why did he get re-elected?

Because Kerry was a hippie.  We dun' like hippies in these parts.

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2006, 07:01:08 pm »
True, true. How about this "I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one."
and this " I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2006, 07:01:08 pm »
lol, here's one!
"There are people in Iraq who want to have a democatic election...and...uh we will bring them to justice"
Or how about "I don't expect Osama Bin Laden to understand the joy of Hanukkah"
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2006, 07:03:21 pm »
"Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man. Nothing he [Saddam Hussein] has done has convinced me — I'm confident the Secretary of Defense — that he is the kind of fellow that is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction, is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is — will honor the people — the Iraqi people of all stripes, will — values human life. He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced my administration."

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2006, 07:05:20 pm »
I only know one more off the top of my head right now
"There's a saying: Fool me once...uh..shame on you, fool me twice...uh...you see you can't fool the fool again"
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2006, 07:08:05 pm »
I was thinking of posting that one

"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America — we can feed ourselves."

"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again."

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

"And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything."

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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2006, 07:09:58 pm »
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"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2006, 07:12:51 pm »
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."

"My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" — although she didn't put that to words."

"Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart."

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging." —George W. Bush, at the dedication of his portrait, Austin, Texas.

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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2006, 07:18:55 pm »
"t's a myth to think I don't know what's going on. It's a myth to think that I'm not aware that there's opinions that don't agree with mine, because I'm fully aware of that."

"I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I-concerned."

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."

"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil

"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

"Listen, I want to thank leaders of the — in the faith — faith-based and community-based community for being here."

"Americans should be prudent in their use of energy during the course of the next few weeks. Don't buy gas if you don't need it."

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."

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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2006, 08:02:21 pm »
I love the way he pronounces "terrorism". It's great, really. "We must do all we can to stop terrism." Sounds almost like tourism!
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 08:06:17 pm »
How about nuclear?
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