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General => General => Topic started by: KingSpider on August 03, 2005, 10:07:07 pm
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Hello there I'm KingSpider, 1/3 of the Trinity of Evil, THE Dr Pepper, and the official Spider fanboy.
I hope to have fun here many have mentioned this place and it's greatness(But Jody was the one who gave me the link). I hope to have the same fun as them.
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wazzap.
i am so going to change your name to zello.
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Oh God. It's you! Hi! My name's Jehuty. I'm sure you already know me.
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righto welcome then
bring your friends, have a good time
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bring your friends, have a good time
YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!! This place will turn into the Trinity of Evil 3. After MMtL, which is the Trinity of Evil 2, and Trinity of Evil, which is Trinity of Evil 1.
WE ARE DOOOOMZORXZ!!!
Eh, I'm kidding. Welcome.
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I hope a war won't break out between Pepsi and Kool-Aid like last time...........
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*ahem*
It was Dr Pepper and Kool-Aid, and besides, we've made amends.
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oops........... sorry 'bout that. I was thinking of something else. D'oh!!!>_<
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*ahem*
It was Dr Pepper and Kool-Aid, and besides, we've made amends.
We have?
And why would you chnage my name to zello protoman?
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Yes, we have. I sang "why can't we be friends" said some stupid thing about everlasting peace, and now the war is over. Kool-Aid has left for its own little spot in the universe.
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Because.......... it's fun to say. ZELLOOOOOOO!!!
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Diediediediedie Jusst die ZELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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TEH BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!!1
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Zello: Just shut up and die!
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I'LL TRY MY BEST! ANDROSS WONT HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME! *gets barrel roll'd*
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GEEZ!!! QUIT MOVING AROUND!!!
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Honestly, I've got nothing against the good Dr. I just wanted to start a beverage war.
Dr Pepper, makes the world taste better.
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Yep. All sodas should be friends. ^_^
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Except grapefruit. *shudders*
Anyway, heya KS. Read Snowcraft. [/shameless self-plugging] Really, read it. It's in the thread "A story I've worked on" and I think ti's the only one with more than 1000 views. KS, READ FREAKING SNOWCRAFT!!! *shot with tranqualizer darts filled with morphine and drug off to a padded room*
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Except grapefruit. *shudders*
Anyway, heya KS. Read Snowcraft. [/shameless self-plugging] Really, read it. It's in the thread "A story I've worked on" and I think ti's the only one with more than 1000 views. KS, READ FREAKING SNOWCRAFT!!! *shot with tranqualizer darts filled with morphine and drug off to a padded room*
O_o Okay then?
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Right here: http://www.protoman.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=199
Everyone that's read it loved it, from what I saw. (Still wondering what Pluvius thinks, but he's not important)
And if you think I"M crazy, you obviously haven't dealt with a combination of Trigger and Lazlo on a good day
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Actually, it doesn't work with just Trigger and I. The two of us are impotent together unless someone gets us started.
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Indeed Lazlo.
And when that happens, Zello goes "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR?!?!"
Fucking Wesker....
Welcome to TPH KS, you know me elsewhere as DOOOORIIIFFTTTAAAHHHHH!!!
First thing you may notice, is a thread bitching about NMX. :D
Welcome, and have fun.
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uh.....
Barry? Where's Barry?
Dammit, wrong game.
TIME TO GET SERIOUS!111ONE2
Welcome, by the ways ;)
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uh.....
Barry? Where's Barry?
Dammit, wrong game.
TIME TO GET SERIOUS!111ONE2
Welcome, by the ways ;)
That reminds me, it would have been badass if they had put Barry in RE4 like they did Wesker. Especially if he was in the Mercinaries mini-game.
...Fucking Wesker....
And I dunno why, but I can't stop saying that...Fucking Wesker...He's too much of a pimp in there...Fucking Wesker....
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Indeed Lazlo.
And when that happens, Zello goes "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR?!?!"
Fucking Wesker....
Welcome to TPH KS, you know me elsewhere as DOOOORIIIFFTTTAAAHHHHH!!!
First thing you may notice, is a thread bitching about NMX. :D
Welcome, and have fun.
And for rants as well.
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Barry reminds me of.. my brother's friend who used to think I was the best and call me his little sister, but now he hates me because I'm 'young'. I hate you, Barry!! *Shakes fist*
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HA HA HA! That is something you don't have to worry about with me, little sis. HA!
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Shut up, Swiffy, don't LAUGH!! It's sad!! But, ha, it's a relief you won't do that to me.
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Welcome, you wouldn't happen to like Dr. Pepper at all would you??? :D
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Aww, poor Jody... Well, if someone doesn't like you, just ignore them. Or kick 'em in the nads, whichever makes you feel better.
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I vote kicking them in the nads.
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NOT THE FACE! *hides in corner*
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Face works too.
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No, I'd take the face, kicking someone's nads is just cruel.
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True. But. Sometimes you deserve it though. -_-'
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But Jody, you and I always change in the same locker room! The fact that I'm hiding doesn't change anything.
Ring any bells, Jody?
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No, Jody, it doesn't! Lazlo does not deserve to be kicked in the nads!
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-____-;; *Kicks Lazlo in the balls several times, then throws him in shark-infested waters*
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Aww, poor Jody... Well, if someone doesn't like you, just ignore them. Or kick 'em in the nads, whichever makes you feel better.
Apart from men who might be conditioned, just plain tough, or too skilled to let you get a kick in, what if your emotional assailant is female?
Having experience with females who are one's enemy in every sense of the word and have absolute murderous intent towards you, the breast punch will give you enough time to get away or think of something better.
I know it sounds crude to those of you who have never been in this sort of situation with women or men, and perhaps difficult to imagine, but there are times for some people when your life is in danger and the person's gender who's putting it in danger is of little importance. All's fair in war when you have to survive, and they feel the same way.
Sorry, spilled.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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true, very true
but on a lighter note, everyone in my group while i was in Germany played "bag tag" (the girls played "taco crunch") , and i swear i can guard myself down there from any attack
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I refer to just the simple beating when it comes to females.
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I'm not the Swiftman for nothing. I have PLEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTTTTYY of experience in diging from Kary. 2x4's, shin kicks, nutcrackers, head punches, chest elbows, you name it. I can dodge it. Those bullets, however..... I'ms till trying to perfect the Matrix move.....
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*Resurrects thread, due to recent wave of revivals, though doubting it will survive*
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JAJAJAJAJAJA
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JAJAJAJAJAJA
OHNOEZ,I HAVE BEEN JA'd!
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock:
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
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He totally dissed you! :lol: But nah, good one right there! ;)
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
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Who the heck are you?! Stop dissing jv2k! :x
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COSMO IN DISGUISE
Or something. Random guest'd.
Or......... Is it?
Only Bladegash or Protoman can reveal this mystery.......
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Or me. Wait... I'm not a mod.
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Dude, don't worry about it, okay! :wink:
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
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FIRE ZE MISSILES
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But I'm letired...
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Well go take a nap...THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
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Your injury is my happiness....or something.
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
I concur. FIRE ZET!
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
I don't know, he was trying to hurt your feelings, I think. :| But just forget about that, okay?
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RAAH! ANNIHILATE!
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
I don't know, he was trying to hurt your feelings, I think. :| But just forget about that, okay?
But its really lame...
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GRAAH MOTHERLAND!!
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"WTF^^?"
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
I don't know, he was trying to hurt your feelings, I think. :| But just forget about that, okay?
But its really lame...
Not everyone has good jokes, you know. :|
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
I don't know, he was trying to hurt your feelings, I think. :| But just forget about that, okay?
But its really lame...
Not everyone has good jokes, you know. :|
SO IT WAS YOU! I KNEW IT!
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Took ya long enough, Jv.
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Bow down! Bow down! before the power of Santa! or be crushed! be crushed! by... His jolly boots of doom!
Bow down! Bow down! before the power of Santa! or be crushed! be crushed! by... His jolly boots of doom!
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
I don't know, he was trying to hurt your feelings, I think. :| But just forget about that, okay?
But its really lame...
Not everyone has good jokes, you know. :|
SO IT WAS YOU! I KNEW IT!
WHAT????!!!!! What are you talking about?! Why would I make fun of you?! :x Get yourself together, man!
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This topic smells.... LIKE the breath of a monkey.
It smells like your mom!
Well then it must smell good.... unlike YOUR MOM!
OMGWTFBURNINATED!
Ohh, so I guess it doesn't matter if I call you a crotchface! You ball-scratching, Peter licking motherf*cker!
Who the hell is Peter? And crotch face, thats just lame, but sometimes I do get an itch and scratch my balls, so I guess your right about that....
I think he meant the your avatar with Peter Griffin licking his chest! :lol: Well, everybody scratches their balls, but I also think he meant you scratching other people's balls. :lol:
Peter licks himself, he needs no help, and why would I scratch peoples balls? Who does that?
I don't know, he was trying to hurt your feelings, I think. :| But just forget about that, okay?
But its really lame...
Not everyone has good jokes, you know. :|
SO IT WAS YOU! I KNEW IT!
WHAT????!!!!! What are you talking about?! Why would I make fun of you?! :x Get yourself together, man!
This quoting each other is making the post bigger...
LOOK AT ALL THE QUOTES!
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Bob Dole would be proud...
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This quoting each other is making the post bigger...
LOOK AT ALL THE QUOTES!
There! Is that better now? ;)