TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Antha on August 30, 2005, 11:11:01 pm
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The entire world is about to be subjected to a violent nuclear war. (Nice goin' guys... you killed us all! *shot*) Scientists have devised a special protection chamber which will keep the occupants alive through this experience and is supplied with material to guarantee their happy survival in the future. The chamber has been designed to hold 12 people. Those who have been selected are as follows:
An accountant (Mexican)
The acountant's Pregenant wife.
A professor of teacher education
A professional basketball player (American Indian)
An intelligent beautiful prostitute
A black medial student
A famous novelist
A bio-chemist
A 70 year old priest (dying of cancer)
An armed policeman
A student women's lib advocate ((or, a woman who believes that women and men are totally equal))
A student male chauvinist ((or, a man who believes that men are better than women))
HOWEVER, at the last minute, the scientsts announce that only seven people can be safely life supported in the capsule. Decide which of the people above should be saved. You have to pick which 7 will survive. Say, which one's you'll keep and why.
If you're curious where I got this, it was my world studies class. No joke! It was hillarious! Anyway... who ya gonna save? If you have any questions post 'em, and I'll answer them ASAP. Enjoy!
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1. The accountant's pregnant wife - She's pregnant, so yeah.
2. The Professor of teacher education - Because he's a professor and he knows lots of stuff.
3. The famous novelist - Need to read something, ya know?
4. The black medical student - we need some guy who knows some basic medical skills.
5. The student women's lib advocate - Because she believes that Men and Women are equal.
6. The accountant - He's gotta help take care of the baby once it's born, right?
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The Stundent Women's lib advocate, cause with the proper teachings liek that, if said race get's repopulated, the kids will have good morals to build apon, such as equality amoung sexes.
The Bio-Chemist. Cause being able to rebuild appon the civilization is a good feat to have. And his skills could help.
Teacher, to tech to kids stuff.
Prostitute....Hey! Tehre has to be SOMEONE willing to repopulate the species!!
Policeman, cause I said so, and you need someone to protect the other's, right?
Accountant's wife. She has a head start on the prostitute!!
Medical student. His skills would greatly help if anyone of them injures themselves.
the accountant. I wouldn't wanna keep him from his kid or wife.
That's all I could think of for now.
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you should add something about posting before reading the other posts. I know I didn't read Jehuty's post because I want my opinions unbiased.
Anyway, I can't answer this. I need genders, and a little more on each person.
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An accountant (Mexican): Gotta have number people, right?
The acountant's Pregenant wife: Gotta have couples, and who better than one already on the way?
A professor of teacher education: New kid is coming, have to teach it somehow, right?
A black medial student: If you mean medical student, it ain't gonna be easy for an uneducated person to play doctor.
A famous novelist: What am I gonna be, eh? *shot* But this guy would keep everyone good and entertained with his stories, upping much needed morale and stuff.
An armed policeman: Someone has to kill off the cockroaches that can survive a holocaust. Oh, they get nasty... *shot, this one not counted*
A student women's lib advocate, A student male chauvinist: Their differences will make for a beutifal couple. And if they're both students, then they can basically taike whatever profession they want, and thus can be very useful.
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Okay, I'd Save..........
Swiftman -- cuz he's kwel
Lazlo Falconi -- because we need a smartass
Jody -- shes teh hawt and seckhzey
Protoman (Teh Nate) -- cuz we need his 1337 music stealing skills
Jehuty -- because I like his avatar
Trigger -- I don't know...... ='(
Sorry to everbody who didn';t make it. ESPICALLY YOU SUPERYOPSHI!!!!
KTHANXBAI
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Nothing in that list said about yourself, Yamino. (o^^)
Thanks for calling me kewl, Yamino. And we need Trigger for Jody, of course.
My list here......
Me- Cuz I'm great, dammit! *shot*
Lazlo: Has all the F-Zero music to do us for a few decades.
Jody & Trigger: Cuz we need couples, and who better than those two?
Sophih: Cuz she's awesome and plays a mean game of MvC.
Antha: Always comes up with the best ways to keep us entertained that doesn't involve porn. I salute thee, Antha!
Jehuty: Cuz he's an awesome kid, and has stellar Flash skillorz, and to keep us busy he could tell us stories of him n' Firendestroy.
My list there (sorry Protoman, Bladegash, SY.) But if we could fit 3 more,t he quality of life would increase 10 fold (then we'd find out for SURE if Bladegash is a girl or not!)
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Thanks! People actually think I'm important! ^_^ I haven't seen Firendestroy around lately, not at school or online. But yeah.................
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A student women's lib advocate, A student male chauvinist: Their differences will make for a beutifal couple. And if they're both students, then they can basically taike whatever profession they want, and thus can be very useful.
Oh yeah, what a great couple THEY'LL make
~Chauvinist: Bitch, get in the kitchen, where you belong and make me a damn sandwhich.
~Advocate: *Knocks THE FUCK out*
If it were people *I* know and chose to live.
Jody, for reasons that are obvious to all those who are not oblivious.
Swift, same as above.
Lazlo, and again.
Faris, once more.
Antha, another one.
Kary, same as all the above.
Skull, do I really need an explanation for this guy?
*lazies*
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If it isn't specified then... guess. Make it up. So... if you want it to be a gal it's a gal, or if you want it to be a guy, it's a guy. Except for the last two. The advocate is a gal, the chauvinist is a guy. Oh, and the accountant is a guy, and the accountant's wife is a gal. Other than that... you pick. All the other information is assumed.
Anyway, here is what my group picked (and my group was 2 gals and 2 guys...) :
1. The accountant: because his wife is pregnant.
2. The accountant's wife because she is pregnant repopulate man!
3. The prostitute (this one was chosen by the men in my group...)
4. Black medical student: someone has to deliver the kid, and cure the sick.
5. Famous novelist: Entertainment... apparently.
6. Bio-Chemist: Get stuff back to normal asap, after the war is over.
7. An armed poliecemen: (the boys picked this one too) GET HIS GUN!
However, if I had my choice all you all would be saved (well... and me) forget about "comfortable living." WE CAN MAKE IT!
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Nothing in that list said about yourself, Yamino. (o^^)
That's just the kind of hearltess bastard I am. Willing to sacrifice my ass for humanity.
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I got saved! *Surprised*
But uh..
Jody -- shes teh hawt and seckhzey
IF I'M GONNA BE SAVED, IT SHOULDN'T BE BECAUSE I'M HOTT, IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE I'M AWESOME. GOD DAMN. WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE AND LOOKS. [/offended]
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So only 7 people can survive. I'm sorry, but I would just let humanity die out. The gene pool would be soo freakin small with only 7 survivors, that extinction would be a blessing to the species. I'm sorry, but I'm a bastard. All of humanity gets to die.
Oh, and thank you Drifter, for bringing me along, although probebly in the long run, you would all live to regret it. *I kid you not*
If I was to save you guys, it would have to be....*drum roll*
Drifter: The first guy I ever met who wasn't a totally asshole to me when I was starting out on PMM. He's also a friggin sweet guy.
Jody: I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!
Swiftman: I think we would all die a boredom without you around.
Nightmare: Cause we need an enemy in the future.
Faris: Because everyone else forgot her.
Lazlo: Eh...I guess we need a womanizer
Ensign Scippy, oops, I mean, Jehuty: Cause we need someone who is expendable.*shot*(your cool man, I'm just messing with ya)
As for me, I would stay behind so I wouldn't have to live to regret my choices for humanities future.
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Not really. T_T Gosh, you're so depressing, Skull.
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Hey, I changed it a bit. Take a gander.
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Don't tell me you're..... ALIVE!?
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Look, an all out nuclear war would kill me, doesn't matter if I was alive or dead.
And saying "As for me, I would stay behind so I wouldn't have to death to regret my choices for humanities future." just sounds retarded.
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Yeah, your wording is better. You died/alive'd for a noble cause, Skull....
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Faris: Because everyone else forgot her.
Uhm, huh?
Jody, for reasons that are obvious to all those who are not oblivious.
Swift, same as above.
Lazlo, and again.
Faris, once more.
Antha, another one.
Kary, same as all the above.
Skull, do I really need an explanation for this guy?
I may have not given any of those good reason, but she was still included, kthnxbia. XP
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*squints*
oooohhhh yeah. Now I see it.
oops, my bad.
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And Skull, yoru awesome, shut up. I'm dragging you with me during my attempt to repopulate the world. XP
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Eh, okay. *gets dragged aboard*
Repopulate the world?
But who wouldn't mind little zombie babies.....besides me. Or being dead, I'm not aloud to reproduce?
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I got saved! *Surprised*
But uh..
Jody -- shes teh hawt and seckhzey
IF I'M GONNA BE SAVED, IT SHOULDN'T BE BECAUSE I'M HOTT, IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE I'M AWESOME. GOD DAMN. WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE AND LOOKS. [/offended]
Being awesome and being teh seckxzhey go hand in hand, me dear Jody. >=3
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Eh, okay. *gets dragged aboard*
Repopulate the world?
But who wouldn't mind little zombie babies.....besides me. Or being dead, I'm not aloud to reproduce?
That's what Jody is for. XD
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Hey, I like where this topic went! Ok, in this case I'd save
Swift - He's just an all around awesome guy. Besides, he knows his way around farming, that'll be a useful skill.
Antha - We'll need someone who can sing in the new world.
Trigger - If he can't make us laugh then humanity is doomed.
Jody - I can't imagine a world where Trigger didn't have his spank-bag. *KILLED BY CATGIRL'd*
Faris - You know why I'm saving her ;)
Jehuty - We can't leave my home dizzle!
Me - Because I freaking rule. *shot*
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Eh, okay. *gets dragged aboard*
Repopulate the world?
But who wouldn't mind little zombie babies.....besides me. Or being dead, I'm not aloud to reproduce?
That's what Jody is for. XD
I'm making babies with Skull now? I thought I was making babies with Drifter. What's going on here?!/1/1?!!?!1/1?!
Being awesome and being teh seckxzhey go hand in hand, me dear Jody. >=3
Eh.. If you say so. Do I win anything?
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Being awesome and being teh seckxzhey go hand in hand, me dear Jody. >=3
Eh.. If you say so. Do I win anything?
My babies and this Payback DVD >=3
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I would make everyone zombies, then we all win!
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jv2k is sad because no one brought him along... Okay, you can be strapped to the top of my pod.
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Yay, pods are fun!
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kay.
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Being awesome and being teh seckxzhey go hand in hand, me dear Jody. >=3
Eh.. If you say so. Do I win anything?
My babies and this Payback DVD >=3
Holy crap. Now I have to have your babies, Skull's babies, AND Trigger's babies? Shit I'm gonna be busy...
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Being awesome and being teh seckxzhey go hand in hand, me dear Jody. >=3
Eh.. If you say so. Do I win anything?
My babies and this Payback DVD >=3
Holy crap. Now I have to have your babies, Skull's babies, AND Trigger's babies? Shit I'm gonna be busy...
I'll get the....thing....you use....for .........that thing.
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Oh, so now you're not gonna have my babies?
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Eh. *Pretends your talking to Yami*
YEAH YUMI, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! HAVE IS BABIES!!
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But what if I really was talking to Yaminomalex?
(PS, we don't call him Yami because the real Yami is someone else entirely and that person is cool, unlike Yaminomalex.
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Heh, I know who you are. :wink:
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Whoops, forgot to log in, heh. I really hate my computer...
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Stop it with the Yu-Gi-Oh refrences! >=(
I AM NOT A DUMB TRADING CARD GAME!!
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No one is referancing Ew-Gi-Oh!
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Yami is the dark side of a member who just joined here but is known throughout the net, his name, CJMERL!
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I actually knew about that, I just haven't talked to CJ in forever, and henceforth forgot. *Smacks self*
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Well then, next possible time I shall make it so that you do. For I am jv2k keeper of The Chat™!
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Actually, I was keeper of the IRChat™, if you remember correctly.
*points towards the only real bot that ever went into the room, who is now sitting as a trash heap in the corner*
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Bah roll owns umi-san and you know it!
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Umi-San was 100% more action packed and he stayed in the chat (usually) and he logged it and had a bajillion more uses than Roll! All Roll ever did was let you have two voices!
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And she was hawter, and she said tee hee..
*sighs*
she was the perfect woman.
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That is simply not true.
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Your just mad cause you could never aford the variable price tag that went with her!
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I can now, as I have always been able to, afford Roll's "services." I just don't want that from a robot. Unless it's a really hot one, which Roll is not.
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Your just mad cause you couldn't handle her v8 love engine! Without none of that "the hammers rip my flesh and the heat from the exaust burns it" thing other customers have complained about!