Author Topic: Ruin a wish! (Read 28435 times)

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #90 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:07:45 pm »

Done. Now what? Ya gonna eat it?

I wish my TV worked.

Trigger · « **Reply #91 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:11:53 pm »

It does, but the only channel it get's is C-Span

I wish this wish didn't suck.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #92 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:12:09 pm »

(Yes, I am going to eat it!)It does work, but then you can't afford to pay for electricity and your house is reposesed.

I wish my car had a radio

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #93 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:13:57 pm »

You get a radio, but then some guy steals it. What? You were expecting something worse?

I wish I had a prehensil monkey tail so I could grab things with my monkey tail.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #94 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:19:20 pm »

Quote from: "NeoCalculus"

You get a radio, but then some guy steals it. What? You were expecting something worse?

I wish I had a prehensil monkey tail so I could grab things with my monkey tail.

But Then the ladies would grope your ass off. D=

I wish I wasn't so hairy.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #95 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:22:52 pm »

You go completely bold. (Yes, bold)
(and besides, what is wrong with the ladies wanting a little Skull action, they know they want it, they are just to shy to ask)

I wish that I wouldn't get replaced by a liver doppleganger.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #96 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:26:42 pm »

You don't, but since you're still around someone assassinates you.

I wish TPH was a real place(anyone who messes up this wish can go to hell)

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #97 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:28:20 pm »

Then suddenly *goes to hell*

I wish for Lazlo's wish.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #98 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:29:31 pm »

Since you didn't specify which wish, you end up going to Mexico and getting a Candiru.

I wish my peni-foot was a thousand times bigger than the moon.