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Segregation / RETURN THE SLAB...
« on: January 16, 2007, 09:02:34 pm »
>:3 rawr

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Segregation / MY EPIC STORY
« on: January 16, 2007, 09:01:18 pm »
Isn't it always?

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General Games / New MegaMan games?
« on: January 16, 2007, 01:41:29 pm »
So yeah, that World Hobby Fair thinger in Japan brings news / rumors / what-have-you of TWO new MegaMan games:

1) A possible sequel to Ryuusei no Rockman / MegaMan Star Force.  This is amusing, particularly because nobody outside of Japan's even gotten the FIRST ONE YET.

2) "Rockman ZX: Advent".  This one apparently ISN'T a rumor, which makes me giddy: ZX ranks as one of my favorite MM games.


DISCUSS, FWELS.

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Segregation / MY EPIC STORY
« on: January 16, 2007, 01:36:41 pm »
I use what I please, FOR I AM THE YAMI.

*drops several large rocks on Yami* Don't you ever SHUT UP?!

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Segregation / lol ghost story
« on: January 16, 2007, 01:34:58 pm »
NO U.

You and Lazlo (techincally LAZLO and Lazlo, but I'm getting ahead of myself) left EW and CJF anyway, remember?

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Segregation / MY EPIC STORY
« on: January 14, 2007, 10:33:09 pm »
no excessive violence = FAIL GET.

Pretty good otherwise.

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Segregation / lol ghost story
« on: January 14, 2007, 10:29:20 pm »
Surprisingly, several members of the original forum that this was posted at--EchoWorlds--thought the same way.

Sadly (or almost expectedly), Yami's entry did not enable him to get past the first round of the local tourney--that required all entrants to whip up such ghost stories.

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Segregation / lol ghost story
« on: January 13, 2007, 05:59:05 pm »
by me, Yami CJMErl.

Okay, here we go...

THE UNDEAD PSYCHO ZOMBIE FLESH-EATING ORANGUTAN THAT COMES BEARING FLAMETHROWER AND CHAINSAW AND AIMS TO DISEMBOWEL EVERYTHING IN ITS' PATH WITH MUCH BLOOD AND GORE AND UNECCESSARY VIOLENCE

(nice title, eh?)

SO there was this orangutan that used to live in a zoo, right?  And he gets this wierd mutant strain of...erm...EBLOA!  Yeah, that's it, ebola.  It causes the ape to die a violent death, bleeding from everyorifice and p00ping it's organs out of its' mouth.  After a very much long time clean-up and burial, the zookeepers though they'd have to get a new orangutan.

THEY WERE WRONG.

For this was, as I said, a MUTANT strain of the flu*EDIT*EBOLA, and it ressurrected the very same ape that it killed.  Not only that, but it made the thing WICKED smart--despite the fact that it shat its' old brain out of its' armpit*EDIT*MOUTH.  It wandered around the backroads of a small suburb, ripping out the guts of any unfortunate humans that came across it and feeding upon their rotting, pus-filled spleens (lol, spleens).  When it came to a local gun store, it ripped out the skull of the poor sucker sitting behind the counter and beat him to death with it.  It then took a chainsaw and flamethrower and began a terror-violent-gorefest-bloodbath killing spree upon the city next to the suburb, burtally killing any and all things in its' path with much bloodshed and flying body parts and screams of terror and fire until none remained alive.

It would have done this with each and every town it came across until the government's newest top-secret weapon was unleashed upon the hellish ruin that was the city--a squad of genetically engineered GIANT LONGCATS, who purged the city with fire and lazerbeams, destorying the great red ape and any who might have clung to life by whatever threads they had in the ruin.

Then Freddy Kreuger and Jason and the Swamp Thing and the ORLY Owl and Osama Bin Laden and Godzilla and that dude from the Saw movies and the Creature from the Black Lagoon and Megatron came and built a new city upon the ruins of the old world and they all lived happily ever after.

EDN.

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Segregation / AHHHHH
« on: January 09, 2007, 05:23:39 pm »
All those pics are missing is some transparent green gas clouds spurting out of their p00pers.

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Segregation / E AHH EAT THIS
« on: January 09, 2007, 05:21:37 pm »
fail spam is FAIL

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Segregation / POOP
« on: January 09, 2007, 05:19:01 pm »
Which came first, Mr. Hanky or Generic Anime Laughing p00p?

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

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Segregation / White Tigerzord Facts
« on: January 09, 2007, 05:10:29 pm »
Don't hate me because I'm a badass.  Hate me because I'm just BETTER THAN U.

*punts Yami off a cliff* QUIET!

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Segregation / Anyone remember him?
« on: January 09, 2007, 05:07:13 pm »
Quote from: "Yaminomalex"
Lol, he's married?

Indeed.  He said he was getting married a few months ago on CJF.

(He stops in every once in a while, though it's not very often.)

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General / Attention: Whoever still posts here.
« on: January 09, 2007, 12:11:20 am »
Quote from: "Kasai Falconi"
OMG I'M POSTING!!!



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Segregation / WOahoahoahoaoakaoakoksjfidjhuihbgufhnr
« on: January 09, 2007, 12:04:57 am »
Heh, not even the YouTube nazis can stop Yamino's rampage across teh interbutts.

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