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General => General => Topic started by: Razel on October 20, 2005, 11:47:56 pm

Title: Eggs...
Post by: Razel on October 20, 2005, 11:47:56 pm

Something random, i just saw that movie supersize me in health class, and when they opened that mans stomach for operation, it looked like scrambled eggs, everyone was grossed out, but i nearly fell out of my chair laughing <.< >.>

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Post by: Swiftman on October 20, 2005, 11:49:26 pm

RAZEL HAS A FUNNY BONE FOR EGGS! *shot*

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 12:10:58 am

Eww, scrambled eggs feel weird in my mouth.

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Post by: Jehuty on October 21, 2005, 12:55:18 am

Make sure they're cooked, Lazlo. -_-;

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 12:56:27 am

Haha. Funny man, you. I like my eggs sunny side up or over easy.

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Post by: Trigger on October 21, 2005, 02:03:23 am

We now present, The Birds and the Bee's, presented by Danial Tosh's dad.

Sex is alot like this egg.

Egg? Dad, I think that's drugs.

Whatever queer.

Why is everyone sayin' that?

Just listen alright? First thing you gotta do is heat up the bed real nice, get it nice and warm, get it ready for her. Then, you take her, you crack her over the head and you lay her out flat. Alright?! Come on now! Wait until she starts sizzlin' real good then you can take her and flip her on over. Don't get too excited or you'll get yellow stuff all over the bacon.


END

And for once I wasn't too lazy to log in. Huzzah!

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 02:21:37 am

Neat.

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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on October 21, 2005, 08:51:57 am

Yami CJMErl: The sexual innuendos make it funny.

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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 11:25:01 am

Sex is like rock n' roll.

It has a nice steady drum beat, and spiffy guitar riffs.

DUNNAANANANANAANANANAANAANAAANAA!

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 12:26:51 pm

I lawled.

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Post by: Swiftman on October 21, 2005, 12:58:30 pm

Me too.

At Lazlo's location. Big time XD there.

The otehr stuff, eh, not so much, but that's me at work. I don't find innuendo's near as funny as you guys do.

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Post by: jv2k on October 21, 2005, 03:37:10 pm

Eggs are delicious, that would have made me hungry...

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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:06:50 pm

Apple.

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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 21, 2005, 05:07:28 pm

Cranberry + Apple = Cranapple. Really.

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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 05:08:05 pm

Pineapple makes more sense.

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Post by: Jehuty on October 21, 2005, 05:19:47 pm

Apple is better. All praise the giant apple.

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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 21, 2005, 11:34:04 pm

nin hef git yar fadas jun ik lio pred hefty unik june turny imo

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Post by: Razel on October 21, 2005, 11:44:37 pm

what?? :?

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Post by: Razel on October 21, 2005, 11:54:46 pm

Srry for the double post but... where is everyone??!! its friday night!!! We should be raising hell and spamming this place so bad that it will be all blue till 3 am!!!

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Post by: Yaminomalex on October 22, 2005, 12:44:54 am

HELLL

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Post by: Swiftman on October 22, 2005, 12:50:43 am

There is a very valid reason that it isn't spammed up. Trust me.