TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Sophih on August 13, 2005, 06:59:38 pm
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Who missed me?
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TPH is a strange place indeed without all the familiar faces. Yeah, I missed ya, wanna fight about it?
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If I had to choose, I'd say yes.
It's just not the same without Kary, Faris, AND Sophih beatin' up on me.
Though I never knew what a Sophih was.
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Though I never knew what a Sophih was.
According to the Swiftionary, I believe it's a mad mutant sex creature. *random things thrown*
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I don't know you that much, but it's nice to meet you. :wink: To tell you something, I left this forum for awhile also. :D
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Wow, Faris, Sophih, Megakevinexe, and Kary(she's lurking) all coming around? How cool!
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I kinda think she's popular in this forum. Alot of people posts alot in her topics. What can I say? :)
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Ya know, you're right. I didn't really notice that until now...
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:wink: hehehe
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Believe me, my downtime far surpasses yours, Sophih. Don't feel bad. (more people miss Sophih than me, though... v_v)
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To be fair, I didn't know you at all, Broom.
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To be honest also, neither did I. :| But still, it's good to meet you.
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Turns out to be quite the cool person, I must say.
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Good to hear. Lazlo, i'm one of the originals! Before there was a general section to TPH even! HA!
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psh
im older than all of you (tph-member-wise) except a certain few
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But you also live in the south.
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The extreme north owns the south. And you know it.
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Santa lives up there!
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Do you even believe in Santa? :| Hehehehehe :lol:
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Yeah man! Santa rules! He could beat you up any day of the week!
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Hehehehehehe :) When I was a little kid, I believed in Santa, but now, I don't even know if he really does exist. I mean, no offense, Lazlo.
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Hehehehehehe :) When I was a little kid, I believed in Santa, but now, I don't even know if he really does exist. I mean, no offense, Lazlo.
I remember the Christmas I found out santa didn't exist. I was in 4th grade, Xmas '98 (I remember all this because it was when I got Ocarina of Time). I really didn't think it was a big deal, it was really an "Oh, ok then....is that supposed to be shocking?" moment for me.
Welcome back, Sophih, before I forget :P
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Same thing goes for me too, welcome back, Sophih. :D
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You know my answer to your return, Sophih.
And so do you all! (you can take a very educated guess, anyways..)
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If Santa doesn't really exist, then how is he in all the cartoons?
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If Santa doesn't really exist, then how is he in all the cartoons?
Because, I don't know, the tv animators created him with there imagination, I'd presume?
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Santa does exist!!! I saw him making out with my Mom!!! True story :wink:
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Bah, we all know santa is really either Dr. Light or Dr. Robotnik with a hat, beard and a red suit.
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Then it was Dr. Light making out with my Mom? :shock:
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No, it was actually.... ME! *runs away from bad joke*
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Oh. My. God!!! Faris was actually the one making out with my Mom!!! No! That's not possible!!! NOOOOoooo!!!
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*steps in bad joke*
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>_>
What's a Sophih?
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I believe a Sophih is a mutant squirrel creature that uses its own feces as clothing....... but I could be wrong.
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Don't put it past me, Jehuty. Depending on what she's like.... *runs before he realizes, then rememebrs that she wouldn't care if he did know*
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This might take awhile........
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I think it has to do with that catgirl avatar that she uses.
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That's not a catgirl! It's a Nanase recolor Swift did for me. I like it. She's my favorite character. (read elgoonishshive and more light will be shed, Jehuty.)
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Not you!!! >_< Sophih!!!
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Whoops! Sorry! My bad! Sorry, Jehuty. *hangs head*
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It's alright. I didn't specify who I was talking about anyway.
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I may live in the South, but i used to live in the pussy north aka New Jersey ( i guess its pussy compared to Canada)
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If I had to choose, I'd say yes.
It's just not the same without Kary, Faris, AND Sophih beatin' up on me.
Though I never knew what a Sophih was.
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What about Jody?
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SHHH DON'T MENTION ME THE OTHER FEMALES ARE MORE IMPORTANT.
>_>
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Ladies first..... :|
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Ladies first! Thumbs up, megakevin! I agree! Ladies are t3h best! Morr, Jody, Faris, Kary, all ones remaining, they're all good. It'd be good to see Libbie here, though.
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Hehehe. Thanks, Swiftman. :wink:
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If I had to choose, I'd say yes.
It's just not the same without Kary, Faris, AND Sophih beatin' up on me.
Though I never knew what a Sophih was.
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What about Jody?
Jody doesn't beat me up. She CAN'T beat me up. I totally whoop her every time. Plus I know her weakness. =O
SHHH DON'T MENTION ME THE OTHER FEMALES ARE MORE IMPORTANT.
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LIES ALL LIES!! LIES AND SLANDER!!
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SECRETS AND LIES! Jody is important too!
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Jody doesn't beat me up. She CAN'T beat me up. I totally whoop her every time. Plus I know her weakness. =O
Bullshit.
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Don't look at me. :| I'm on your side. :)
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Jody doesn't beat me up. She CAN'T beat me up. I totally whoop her every time. Plus I know her weakness. =O
Bullshit.
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/111/alz0jr.jpg)
*tackles*
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Kicks and screams like a 3 year old*
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Oh great. Another insult....
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o_O I'm still trying to figure out what the heck just happened...
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Then it was Dr. Light making out with my Mom? :shock:
That was good for a few more belly laughs. Whew....
Zaijian,
Tiger
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Jody doesn't beat me up. She CAN'T beat me up. I totally whoop her every time. Plus I know her weakness. =O
Bullshit.
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/111/alz0jr.jpg)
*tackles*
Good god man. Do whatever you like, as long as it's mutually enjoyed, but get a room first!
Obviously Jody doens't enjoy that, though, so... no room for you! Oh my... that was evil of me.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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*Watches Trigger and Jody* o_O
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I don't approve of my sister recieving surprise buttsecks! DIE, HIETHEN! *charges for Trigge,r but is easily beaten back by sasquatch strength* OH NOES! I'M NOT SWIFT ENOUGH! Wait! I have my last trick... *runs up to Trigger, DOING A BARREL ROLL*
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That barrel roll will getcha every time!
Zaijian,
Tiger
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*Thanks Tiger for not giving us a room while fleeing from horny Sasquatch*
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*throws a censor bar to trip Trigger in his mad dash for Jody*
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That censor bar will getcha every time!
::tips hat to Jody::
Zaijian,
Tiger
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Jody enjoy's it, she's just in denial.
*trips over the bar, but does a barrel roll and saves himself from impending face to sidewalk smashage*
*catchs Jody* NYAAYAYAYJAJAAJJAJAAAHAHAHAakKAKAKA! *then get's lazy and does nothing*
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*Relieved sigh*
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Rest easy, Jody. Don't take these guys seriously, okay? :wink:
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I don't know, one would think that letting your guard down around Trigger would be.. less than good.
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*Nutcracks Lazlo cause he's distracted with speaking, and spanks Jody*
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NYAHAHAHAHAHAH!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPEEERSSSSS!!!! *Flee's the scene of the crime*
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o_O Ooookay. This could be on one of those reality TV shows.
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Reality show? HA! Reality..... BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Jehuty, you're a hoot! This? REALISTIC AT ALL!? HA! Sorry if I offended you, but I jsut found that freaking hilairious. Good ol' Jaehute! "TPH: The forum of J0()R D00mZorZ!"
Who will get the new girl, "Iris?"
Will it be...
Jehuty: Excelelnt flasha rtist with the excellent callsign
OR:
Lazlo: The embodient of all that is awesome and badass, in one convenient package!
Watch, on Swift TV, as these two battle for the right to call themselves "THE TPH'EST!"
This is your host speaking, SWIFTMAN! Here for all you TPH fans, who LOVE TPH! That means you, TPH fangirls! *wink*
Now, the first activity is....
TUGAWAR INTOA MUD PIT!
On the North end, it's LAZLO! On the south end, JAAAAAEEEEEEHHHHHUUUUUUUEEEEEEETTTTTTAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Watch, as these two fine gents Battle for the Title! Next event after this, is the Marvel vs Capcom Showdown! But FIRST, TO THE MUD PIT!
Heh. That'd be freaking awesome.....
Aha. yeah. She knows not to take anyone seriously unless we make it clear we're serious. She knows it, we know it, so.... It all works out in the end.
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...Is "Iris" hawt?
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Yerp. A reality show that isn't realistic in anyway at all.
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Is Iris hawt.....
Take a whiff:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/iris_jaguar.jpg)
Now that you've seen the girl, SEE THE CLASH OF THE TITANS! Will Lazlo be the stronger, OR, will it be Jehuty?
*Tiger appears with confetti gun, Tiger brand of course*
Gentleman.... START YOUR PULLING in three, two... one... *singlasses falsh* GO! *fires gun*
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Oh my, Tiger's first cameo. Be sure to point that confetti somewhere away from innocent bystanders, it'll be coming fast....
Zaijian,
Tiger
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*Wonders where Swift got that picture*
*lets go of rope so Jehuty falls backwards*
I may have lost, but I owned you.
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[got the pic via google and iris]
OOHH!! *audience makes that sound, like in SSB, followed by Swift and his yelling*
Looks like Jehuty wins this activity! Lazlo forfeited, even though Jehuty fell on his backa nd broke his spine. Oh well. Oh, TIGER! If you please.
*Tiger shows up with small bottle, reading: "Tiger brand Healing Tonic", and pours it in Jehuty's mouth*
There, all fixed up, Swift! *sunglasses flash as he disappears into the shadows*
Excellent! Now then, *helps Jehuty up* ONTO THE MvC CHAMPIONSHIP!
*has a CPS2 hooked up and ready to go, coins already inserted*
Choose your Heroes!
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I've never played Marvel Vs Capcom, which is sad, because the local arcade has it. But I'm afraid, because it has a huge screen, and I don't want anyone to see me looking like a nard playing it for the first time.
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Marvel vs Capcom is awesome. I mean, I had my favorite Capcom characters facing off against my fave Marvel characters. Great game.
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*gives Lazlo a PSP with CPS2 emulator on it* Get your practice, boy. Jehuty will own you otherise.
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Yeah, but was there any reason for Rolls panties to be visible?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/roll.gif)
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She's not a normally playable character. I suggest War Machine and Venom, but that's my favorite and best team, so HANDS OFF! (and I dunno why Roll has visible panties. Maybe THAT'S why Jehuty likes MvC so much... *glares at Jaehute* If that's true, take away 3 TPH points. You won 20 in the victory of Lazlo, but..... Every thing that is frowned on means minus of points. Hopefully, Jehuty, you aren't THAT bad of a pervert, if one at all......
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Huh? I never really noticed till Lazlo showed that sprite... and you can only see it if you squint. She's only a robot anyway.
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Who knows HOW real Dr. Light made her. *rolls eyes, seeing a random sunglass flash from the shadows*
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I don't know where your thoughts were with that post, Swift.
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Eh, better off not knowing. I'm not running for the TPH'est, so I can't lose points! *eyebrows bouce*
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I wonder what the Swift is planning...
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Nothing involving females, besides Antha.
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Did I say that outloud? Deary me......
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Swift, what about Sophih!
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Did I say WHAT I was planning with Antha? Hm? Think about it.
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No, but we were talking about being perverted, so one can only assume and make dirty jokes.
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Assumptions aren't always correct, Lazlo. What I planned for Antha is patient-doctor confidentiality. Not for your knowledge.
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Well now I didn't ask, did I?
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You sure didn't! Now then, TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL! *switches to random Tiger brand product*
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My, Swift, you're acting strange tonight.
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Hey, we were on the air for all that time, okay? I think SOMEone isn't living up to their contract.
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I never signed anything.
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Yeah, what are you talking about, Swift? :?
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Geez. Don't you guys ever sleep!!!
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Sure we do! Just during summer, it's day sleeping. Night is SO much better than the overated day. *vampire hiss*
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o_O Scary.
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Not when compared to the General from Snowcraft. What he did in one scene would be TOTALLY spooky. *shivers* I liked writing that part....
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Eeh, I have to work during the day, so I have to squeeze in what little sleep I can in the mornings. Oh well, as long as I have plenty of Dr Pepper to fuel m-- NOOO!!!! WE'RE OUT OF DR PEPPER!!!!
Kirk: KKAAAHHHHNNN!!!!
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*Throws Lazlo a spare Dr. Pepper*
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Night is indeed better than the day. Sadly, the spectral rods in our irises, not to mention some important glands, don't function properly when denied sunlight for an extended period of time.
Luckily for Jehuty, the tonic I gave him caontained genetic nanoengineers. In a few days, he won't need sleep, or sunlight, or such silly things as food, water, or air. His ATP will be produced using only a yearly gassing of Hydrogen, the most abundant element in the universe.
Have fun!
Zaijian,
Tiger
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T_T; Thanks...... I guess.
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WTF is a Sophih?
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I'm A Fuckl<ing Sophih, psh doesn't know what a sophih is> *smacks playfully*
*Hug tackles Swiftman*
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*is hug tackled, grabs Sophih across chest and rolls down a slight hill, holding her*
Whee! Glad you're back, Morr! ^_^
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*grabs Sophih across chest*
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/thumbs.jpg)
RAWK ON!
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Is that one of your sisters, Lazlo?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/gizmocopy.gif)
GIZMODUCK APPROVES OF THIS MESSAGE!
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No, it's some random internet chick. Google'd her good.
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I'm A Fuckl<ing Sophih, psh doesn't know what a sophih is> *smacks playfully*
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I'm not even gonna talk about that. :| Anyway, welcome back. :D
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Well, I thought it was a good guess. Considering how many sisters you have. Gosh, you have alot of siblings.
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Three is a lot? Well... I guess. F'yew say so.
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I'm A Fuckl<ing Sophih, psh doesn't know what a sophih is> *smacks playfully*
*Hug tackles Swiftman*
*is smacked playfullt*
JEEZ! What was that for?
No Dr Pepper for you! *Fire slaser at Sophih and Swift but since they are doing a BARREL ROLL! down the hill, said laser is deflected back at self*
>_<*incinerated*
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/inyerface.gif)
That post was insanely funny.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/inyerface.gif)
That post was insanely funny.
YAY! DO I get a Dr Pepper?
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No.
You get twelve.
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:lol: hahahahahaha
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That ain't healthy, Lazlo...
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KS is totally unharmed physically by all amounts, great or small, of Dr. Pepper. Not to worry. :D
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Dude, I practically live on Dr Pepper. A twelve pack rarely lasts two days around me.
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Dr. Pepper has caffine and high fructose corn syrup which is unhealthy for you.
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Oh yeah? Well my fist has shut up!
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Fructose pwnz.
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You guys and your jokes. hehehe :lol:
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KS is totally unharmed physically by all amounts, great or small, of Dr. Pepper. Not to worry. :D
^true Story
And then there were three.....
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three what?
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Let me tell you, there is nothing, NOTHING scarier than a Japanese girl with the Unleashed Furies of Hell behind her. And I say this as a large black man. If I somehow found myself in a house, and upstairs was Freddy Krueger, Jason, the masked guy from the Scream movies, Predators, Aliens, and Celine Dion singing the Titanic song, and downstairs were a group of Japanese girls going K-Groove Jack Bauer beserker mode, I'd go upstairs and take my chances. I'd actually have a remote chance of coming out of it alive.
And yes, I'm bored....
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Yay! Random quotes!
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Yay! Random quotes!
I couldn't agree more.
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Yay! Random quotes!
I couldn't agree more.
I disagree.
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