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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on August 09, 2005, 02:27:38 am

Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 09, 2005, 02:27:38 am
So, like... I'm feeling all down on myself today. I guess it's just one of those weeks that occur once or twice a year where I feel worthless and go into emo-dork mode. I'm really sorry. I don't like dumping my problems on my friends, but if I can't go to you guys, who can I?

As some of you may know, my life ain't that glamorous, and, as much as I don't like to admit it, it downright sucks. The real life that is, internet life is fine, I guess. It probably stems from the fact that I don't know how to talk to people, which was evidenced by the fact that most o fmy closest friends were around today, and I didn't say much to any of 'em.

Oh well, let's not dwell on this. I'm just posting this as an apology in advance for me being down this week. I really don't like not having fun, and even moreso when I think I might be effecting my friends with my bad moods.  Bah, just let me ask ya'll a favor: Please make me laugh. Laughing is the best thing one can do to lift any dour mood, in my opinion.

(And just so you know, this isn't the fault of anyone here, just a bad mood. Seriously, I love you all like a surrogate family. A really messed up family where incest occurs on a daily basis, but a family nonetheless.)

Anyway...
(http://www.ruutukaappaus.com/foto/tokio/badass%20cook.JPG)
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Minion on August 09, 2005, 02:42:49 am
:arrow: Really, Lazlo? I haven't noticed, really..... though, I should. I can compare your normal behaviour to your behaviour now rather easily... ANYways.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/waveobabies.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/late360shoveittobonelessd.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/pompommed.jpg)

And those got boring.... I should find Draconis to come here.
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Tiger on August 12, 2005, 07:20:50 pm
Lazlo is unhappy?!  You always crack me up.  Even the little "Bickey" thing cracked me up.  But you can't crack yourself up.  This is a sad thing.  :(  However, I'm not good at cheering people up unless I know them very well.  Still, since we're your surrogate family and all this incest is going on, I felt it my duty, being one of the dads, to give you kids a pack of multisize condoms!

Remember, son.  No glove, no love!

Zaijian,
Tiger

P.S. - It will decrease sensitivity though.  Ain't that a bitch?
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 12, 2005, 11:19:24 pm
XD, kay, thanks, "dad." So who wants to use 'em first? Jody? Bu? Minion? >>

(By the way, what do you mean about the "Bickey" thing?)
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Trigger on August 12, 2005, 11:42:24 pm
LMAO!! Lazlo, your a riot.XD

Think of me as, your sometime's Emo-ish loser little bro, who happens to be a Sasquatch. :D

Your not the only one who get's a random bad mood every now and then.

Also *steals your condems and destroys them* You'll never need them anyways. XP *shot*

*asshole-ish mode*

But get over yourself, your life's not the only one that sucks, and I can think of a few people here who's lives are far worse.

No matter how bad you have it, someone will ALWAYS have it worse then you. Being all sad about it, will do no good though. So, try to be happy, for as long as you can, and not just for your own sake, but for everyone's.


Now then, LET'S ALL HAVE A PARTY!!!

I'LL BRING THE HOSTAGE'S AND AXE'S!!! *goes off to a dark alley way*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 13, 2005, 12:23:32 am
As I said, I don't want to be in this bad mood. That's why I'm asking you guys to make me laugh. I, too, know people who're having a harder time in life than I am *caughSWIFTMAN*

Anyway, MY CONDOMZ! NOOH! I could... sold them, or something... YOU SUCK LITTLE SASQUATCH BROTHER! *throws a cat at you*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Trigger on August 13, 2005, 12:24:44 am
KITTY!! =^_^=

*pets t3h pretty kitty*

pet the kitty pet the kitty pet the kitty pet the kitty

LAZLO! *throws Rhino at*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Swiftman on August 13, 2005, 12:35:14 am
Eh, my life sucks, but I got over it. How? Blame Jody. (thank, sorry. >_<)

think of me as..... J0()R  E\/i|_  L33t  4\/\/1|\|!!1ONE! *shot* Or just a plain brother, equal of age. And Drifter is my sas and sassy brother in law.

*takes condom* I use them for holding water in!

<<

>>

*runs off to find Morr, only to be kicked in the face by ideals and morals*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 13, 2005, 12:38:25 am
Heh, you got owned by your conscience.
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Trigger on August 13, 2005, 12:39:25 am
I miss the good old days. When Lazlo'd nutcrack me with Flint toed boots, which then caught my balls of fire, thus forcing me to jump nto a lake to put the fire out, then making my balls rust.

Ahh, memories...
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 13, 2005, 12:42:51 am
Yeah, that was before the Summer of Crap really started..

*nutcracks Trigger*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Faris on August 13, 2005, 12:43:40 am
Sadly, those days are gone.

Or, are they?

*hands Laz flint boots*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 13, 2005, 12:44:38 am
ZOMG Faris posts!

*Nutcracks Trigger again with new Flint toed boots of Doomâ„¢*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Jehuty on August 13, 2005, 12:47:14 am
Faris??? Is that really you??? It's been 1000 gazillion years since your last visit? Uhh...... welcome back.
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Trigger on August 13, 2005, 12:50:56 am
*has installed rubber insolation on the outside cup of his balls since last time*

=^_^=

AND HOLY SHIT IT'S FARIS!!!

Good to see ya. Take your shoe's off and stay awhile.  You've missed alot, unless Swift has kept you updated on everything.

Also, *beats Lazlo in the face with a spiked salmon*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 13, 2005, 01:12:00 am
Apparently he has.
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Faris on August 13, 2005, 02:28:14 am
Yes, he has kept me updated on things.

*uses flint blade to cut rubber protection off of Trigger, then uses flint blade on steel protection*
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Trigger on August 13, 2005, 02:49:07 am
*dissapears and reappears 300 miles away, in Haiwii*

*Repairs damage done, then makes a barrier around himself*


PAIN MAKES BABY SASQUATCH CRY!!
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 13, 2005, 08:26:07 am
XD
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Tiger on August 13, 2005, 08:09:16 pm
It's more than okay to be sad, and even to sulk a little while.  Much like venting when you're angry.  You feel a certain way, you let it out, and you feel better.  The extremes are dwelling on the feelings unnecessarily and too long, or trying to deny the feelings altogether and bottling them up.  So... yeah.  I can't believe I have a sasquatch as a son.  Who'd I have that one with?!  Hopefully not another father.  Hahaha anyone ever seen Dennis Quaid's "Enemy Mine"?

Zaijian,
Tiger
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Tiger on August 14, 2005, 07:33:59 pm
Oh right, I forgot.  The "Bickey" thing I was referring to, Lazlo, was the picture you posted when you authored this thread.  Take a look at the writing on the chef-thing.

IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.

Zaijian,
Tiger
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 14, 2005, 11:13:30 pm
Oh, I didn't really pay attention to what it said >>
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Swiftman on August 15, 2005, 12:57:39 am
Exactly what IS bickey anyways?
Title: Aahnyway...
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 15, 2005, 12:58:11 am
I dont' know, I just did a google image search for badass.