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General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:32:54 pm

Title: Lazy forum days....
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:32:54 pm: today we have four of the highest posting people on TPH, and nothing is happening.

Anyone care to explain the laziness that they may be experienceing?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:33:31 pm: Nothing to talk about maybe?
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:37:40 pm: Maybe. I myself am bored because even though I'm camping, I have nothing to do, honestly really.

Kary is out teaching proper grilling technique to Mrs. Richman, Lacus is leaning on me, back to back we are, bored as I am and she has a printed copy of Snowcraft she's reading, and Richman himself has perfected the ultimate marshmallow cooking utensil, but then realized he has no marshmallows.

Any cures one can think of?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:37:49 pm: That wasn't an excuse to not post. And yes, I'm aware of the double post. It's becaue Swiftman and Sir Kibble are doing nothing to solve our problem.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:39:27 pm: You get very confused at Lazlo's words. Command?: attack Lazlo
With the speed of a Swift bird, you attack, twin energy sabers glinting in sunlight as you advance on Lazlo
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 08:40:24 pm: I TOLD YOU BEFORE SWIFT!!

TAKE ONE OF KARY'S BRA'S AND MAKE A SLINGSHOT OUT OF IT!!!
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:41:13 pm: I want to survive until I'm 19, thank you very much. B'sides, Richman has an awesome slingshot anyways. I jsut ran out of things to shoot.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 08:42:02 pm: If you want to survive, you have to MAKE sure you survive.

one way is to NOT have fun and make a slingahot out of one of Kary's bras.

the other is to make sure she doesn't KILL YOU after having fun with said slingbra.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:44:01 pm: Sorry about that, Swift posted just as I was typing that, and I don't check my messages to make sure they make sence. Anyway, Swift, when you're camping, you have to make your own fun. Go on an adventure. But don't do that now. Now you entertain me.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:46:16 pm: The Lazlo needs to be entertained! Command?: dance
You pull out an air guitar, strum a few notes from Descent level 17, then throw it on the ground and do the macaraina.
All witnesses suffer -3 accuracy
Command?: wait
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:49:13 pm: Enemy Lazlo uses X Accuracy
Fight.........PKMN
Item.........Run
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:53:06 pm: Command?: use rock on: Lazlo
With a professional lean, you tilt your body backwards, aim your shot, and throw the rock bang on target with the Level 87 Lazlo, striking for 187 damage.

Lemme explain here.
Say your class (mine is Conqueror, Trigger's is something Ic an't remember, but it had catgirl in it, and so on. Name a class that would be in a mech MMORPG, that uses technology, I would think. That goes for you too, Tiger
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:54:32 pm: ...I've never played a mech mmorpg. Hell, I'd never have even thought to put those two words in one sentance..
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 08:56:19 pm: I ahven't played a mech MMORPG either. Hell, I haven't played an MMORPG at all in the first place. I jsut know of them.

Just pick a rank that sounds like somethign from Starcraft, maybe, like Master Sergeant or Lieteneant. (that one sounds neat with Lazlo)
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Post by: Superyoshi on July 12, 2005, 08:58:40 pm: I'm not much of a talker 'round here, heh.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:59:36 pm: Naah... Broom's not much of a talker (whatever happened to that guy?) You however, at least show up once in a while.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 08:59:56 pm: Mine was "Green Lazy Catgirl Geek Extrodanair!!"

Which was a mix of like 5 other ones put together.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:06:57 pm: THAT was it.

And Lazlo, I think I said in my pick-me-up thread, but Broom and Garland have moved far away. Broom has rescrictions galore on his internet ready comp, and Garland doesn't even have a phone line to his house. Bleh, and now what with Kag and everything, it's just me, Kary and Lacus. From a male dominence in the group, now suddenly the females are double the male group.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 09:10:50 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
THAT was it.

And Lazlo, I think I said in my pick-me-up thread, but Broom and Garland have moved far away. Broom has rescrictions galore on his internet ready comp, and Garland doesn't even have a phone line to his house. Bleh, and now what with Kag and everything, it's just me, Kary and Lacus. From a male dominence in the group, now suddenly the females are double the male group.

Yeah, and the fact that the only Male happens to be a wuss, doesn't help it either. :P
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:10:59 pm: You can't complain, now you can call yourself a total pimp.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:12:58 pm: I may be a wuss, but if I have to, I'll do what I have to to protect them. And B'sides, nothing wrong with a wee bit of eye candy here and there, hm?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:14:54 pm: My thoughts exactly, Swiftman.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:16:33 pm: Good thoughts then, Lazlo. Man, the TPH campout will be sweet.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:19:11 pm: You know, at first, I thought the TPH campout was just a joke, and I suppose when it started, it was. But now, I can't wait to actually do it...
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:21:04 pm: I know! Me too! so long as a big TV, GC, SSBM, Doritoes, Dr. Pepper and root beer is provided, expect FUN TIMES! (maybe a few comps hooked with a LAN and Unreal Tournament and Starcraft, maybe.)
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Post by: Tiger on July 12, 2005, 09:21:10 pm: You don't have sufficient defenses, for one thing, and you didn't even bring marshmallows? ::shakes head in disappointment:: It seems I will have to step in as Quartermaster.

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:21:46 pm: Just don't change your name to Bates.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 09:21:49 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
I know! Me too! so long as a big TV, GC, SSBM, Doritoes, Dr. Pepper and root beer is provided, expect FUN TIMES! (maybe a few comps hooked with a LAN and Unreal Tournament and Starcraft, maybe.)

YOUFORGOTTHEPIZZAROLLS!!*SHANKS*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:22:24 pm: How're we gonna cook pizza rolls while camping out?
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 09:23:16 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
How're we gonna cook pizza rolls while camping out?

Bake them over an open fire of course!! Of cook them like you would marshmellows!
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:23:34 pm: *shanked*

Sorry, but not all details are worked out yet. *bleeds profusely* We'll cover what we all need, bring Richman over to supply a bunch of stuff like huge-ass RV and his pwnage of RTS games (I played him a bit of Starcraft. Heh. I got beat.)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 09:24:37 pm: That's because he plays online.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:26:13 pm: Richman? No, he tells me he only played the Campaign levels and a few random levels here and there. He's better than Broom, and that's saying something!
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Post by: Herb on July 12, 2005, 09:38:45 pm: Swift you're gonna have to publish your story and make a lot of money so that you can buy us all plane tickets to the campout site

i live far away from everybody alse here, 'cept tiger

and no offense, a two person campout isnt fun
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 09:40:10 pm: No, 2 person campout isn't fun. It's not bad with 3, maybe a couple others popping in here and there, but yeah, if we got Herb, Lazlo, Sophih, trigger, Protoman, Bladegash, Tiger and Superyoshi there, it'd be great fun.
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Post by: Herb on July 12, 2005, 10:08:53 pm: yea the forum is slow tonight

therefore i am going to bed (im in eastern timezone)

so long and try not to kill each other *rolls eyes* yea right
Title: Lazy forum days....
Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:10:41 pm: NNNNOOOOO!! Whatever gave you THAT idea, Herb?? *has fingers crossed*

*uses crossed fingers to gouge Lazlo's eyes out*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:19:32 pm: I think I missed something, but I can't go back to check because Swiftman stole my freaking eyes.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:20:45 pm: I XD at you. *shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:22:23 pm: I don't know what you said because I can't see. You're such a lamer.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:23:41 pm: Sorry. *pops eye's back in their sockets, followed by Tiger's wonderomatic eye repairer*

Feel better?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:25:06 pm: No. My eyes hurt now. Maybe I won't come to the TPH campout
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:25:36 pm: If you don't, it means mroe Kary and Lacus for me.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:26:58 pm: You're right. I can't let you have that much fun. I'll come, but only to spite you, Doriftah.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:28:01 pm: Who are you trying to fool Lazlo? DOORRRIIIFFFTTTAAAHHH will get BOTH Kary and Lacus, whether your there or not.

MWAHAHAHAHHAA!!! *begins laughing like a crack addict on speed*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:30:41 pm: What if I get all three?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:31:11 pm: Shows what you know, the ladies dig the tall shadowy nerd guys over the funny looking fro dudes.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:31:18 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
What if I get all three?

Don't lie to yourself. Besides if you got all THREE, I would have to kill you.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:33:38 pm: Nah, I'll stick to one. Don't worry. I'll leave Kary and Lacus to you two to fight over.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:33:56 pm: Currently you have all three...

Anyway, get Lacus and Kary over here. Ask them which of us they want more, me or Trigger, or me. And they can't choose neither or death.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:36:37 pm: Only Lacus is available, remember? Kary is too loyal to leave Broom. So, you two can fight over Lacus. See who can puff up their hair higher or something, maybe. XD
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:37:15 pm: No, if broom didn't exsit! I must beat Trigger...
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:39:04 pm: Good luck. If it is indeed hair puffing, prepare to get PWN3D. He can puff it up in so many ways... Just like his ego... *shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:39:39 pm: That's not fair. His hair is fake, anyway.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:41:22 pm: It's still fun to see him slow his fall from 60 stories with only his hair.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:41:49 pm: Heh, I'll have to admit that...
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:43:22 pm: Meh, you can have both Lazlo.

And yes, my hair PWNZ. Though it's only a wannbe fro. Just fro-ish. T_T If only I had been graced with the abilaties of the $\_/|?3/2 |=/2()!!!!11!!
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:44:09 pm: Translation for that last word, please Triiger. *confused*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:45:23 pm: Super fro, and thanks Trigger, I knew I'd win, because I'm oh so awesome.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:45:57 pm: Coming from a guy with a sig like that.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:46:13 pm: Yepperz.

That or you can keep being self-absorbed, and I'll rejoin the contest and make you cry like a baby. :P
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 10:46:32 pm: Feh.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:47:15 pm: Heh. It would be kinda funny to see Lazlo cry, t=but I wouldn't liek it either, since people sad inherently make me sad. I dunno why, but that's what happens to me everytime. Damn me and my feelings!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:47:37 pm: I'm never going to stop being self absorbed, that's just who I am.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:48:08 pm: *rejoins contest*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:49:48 pm: *jumps up on SKiver shoulder with popcorn to watch show*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 10:49:59 pm: Alright, I'll just have to beat you the old fashoned way.

*Strips down to speedo* Oh yeah, what now, ladies?
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:51:26 pm: *puts popcorn bucket over head*
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:52:52 pm: *strips naked*

BEHOLD MY GLORY!!!
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 10:53:45 pm: *puts metal bucket over own head*

*sits contendtly*
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on July 12, 2005, 10:53:58 pm: I wear a visor, so its useless.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 10:59:27 pm: *begins dancing on a stripper pole*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 11:05:08 pm: *Does sexy pants dance* Ooh aah, sexy pants man...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/sexypantsdance.gif)
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:08:03 pm: *wonders where Trigger went, risks taking buckets off head*

*sees he's back, and borrows a copy of Kibble's goggles*
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 11:11:20 pm: *jumps out in front of swiftman wearing nothing but a leaf*

BABALOOOENGRISHOOOO BABALOOOOENNNNGRRRIIISSHHOOOO!! *swing bible madly*

*throws bible and knocks Lazlo in the head*

BINGO!!

*does the mexican hat dance*

~BZZZZWWWWAAA~

~Back to reality~

Seriously, in a competition, I think we already know who the winner is.

I'm SO cool, that kary doesn't even DARE hit me. She can't bring herself to hurt someone as pretty as me! *shot*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 11:13:24 pm: *Bricks Trigger* Yeah, I suppose we all know I'm the bestest there is.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:14:29 pm: *possess Swiftman's body*

*jumps in Skiver, powers it up, kicks Trigger in the crotch with 2-ton foot, the leaf offering no protection*

*Leaves Swift's body, then plays Marvel vs Capcom inside the Skiver with Lacus*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 11:16:10 pm: Ahahahahahaha! See, she likes me more and doesn't kick me! Warharharhar!
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 11:21:39 pm: *Unfornitionitly for Kary, the leaf was embeded with magical protection powers of the Greek Zodaic*

*Trigger is protected from all harm done*

She still can hurt me though. Meh...She's just delaying the enevidable....she knows she wants me...*lazies*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:21:45 pm: You didn't give her a reason to hurt you. Triiger, rather stupidly, did. *shot*
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 11:26:18 pm: Meh, reasons are the same thing as excuses....*plays him some Megaman 2 while still being naked besides a single leaf*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:36:12 pm: Realizing the futility of staying outside, Swiftman ventured into the Skvier, so see how Kary and Lacus were doing.
Walking swiftly, as he always does, to the lounge room inside the Skiver's complex, Swiftman saw the two of them using two seperate keyboards on the same computer, both hooked to a large TV. They both were fighting on Marvel vs Capcom, and Lacus was doing unexpetedly well.
"Hey, girls. Seems the fight is on hold until Lazlo is done his movie. It could resume tonight late, but I don't think we should stay up that late again. Last night was.... Far too late...."
Kary paused the game. "Really? Lazlo ditched us when the fighting was getting good? Pheh. Some man he is." She said and returned to the game.
Trigger popped his head in the lounge. "I'm far more the man Lazlo is! I mena, look at me! I'm so secure in myself that I'm wearing nothing but a leaf!"
"Swiftman..." Kary said. "Could you do us a favour?"
"Consider it already done." Swiftman said. Without turning, he gripped Triggers face, spun it 360 degrees, then punted him out of the Skiver.
"Own3d." Swiftman muttered and returned to the lounge.
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 11:41:08 pm: *Walks back in with his head twisted all the way around*

....It's on....

*beats Swiftman over the head with my steel toe'd boots. Then breaks his leg by kicking his knee cap in. Then grabs his other leg, pulls it over his head, and breaks it in a complete circle. Then grabs his left arm, and rips it off, and beats him in the face with it. Then breaks his other arms elbow with a swift blow with his own. Then head butts swift's face, and slams him into the floor.*

...OWN3D!

*then puts on his black shirt, jeans and red overshirt again and leaves to his secret lair*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 12, 2005, 11:50:52 pm: Liying in a bloodied heap, Swiftman thought over his injuries.
Alright, fat boy. Let's rassle. He thought to himself, pulled himself straight, placed all ligaments in the right place, and made Kary and Lacus sit on him, putting all joints in the right places. Then taking Swift brand bandages (courtesy of Morrigan!) he put them on his open wounds, sealing them up, washed off the blood, put on a fresh change of clothes, and donned his battle armor.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/marsavvie.gif) Let's go, boy.
With a mighty leap he flew out of the Skiver and fell 20 stories, landing gracefully on the ground.
With a quick glance around, Swiftman saw no one was around. Doing a quick run around the Skiver, he found that Trigger wasn't hiding behind the legs either.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swiftanime.gif) Knall! Where is he!?
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Post by: Trigger on July 12, 2005, 11:56:28 pm: *rises up out of the ground* *pokes Swift's back* Right behind you...*as swift turns around Trigger pushes hi9m down*

*removes his normal cloths and dons his battle cloths, and pulls out his Scythe "Vengence"*

(http://img253.echo.cx/img253/2914/doriftahsigsprite6dp.gif)"Bring it."
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:02:21 am: An evil grin came across Swiftman's face.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/marsstyle.gif)Just a little push? Don't make me laugh.
In a really nifty move, Swiftman flippeed back and stood on his hands, then with a flip was standing up.
With the sound of the ever familiar 'ka-click', Swiftman readied his guns.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/marsavvie.gif)HERE IT COMES!
In a barrage of bullets, Swiftman fired his Vulcan cannon, Gauss gun, Chaingun, winchester and RB Rampage at Drifter.
It proved to be too much for even Drifter. It's always hard to dodge 6000 bullets fired in 3 seconds, and Drifter was hit approximately 2000 times.
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:04:39 am: "The push was to knock you down long enough to get ready."

*uses Reaper Whirlwind and deflects ALL bullets and/or projectiles coming towards him when a wind aura surrounds Vengence and pushes them away*

"You'll have to do better then that."

*walks slowly towards Swiftman*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:08:52 am: In a sweet anime like move, Swiftman suddenly moved too fast to be seen.
Drifter, ever alert, moved around and dodged between the Skiver legs.
"ZELLO!" Swiftman yelled, appeared above Drifteres head and slammed into him from above.
In a flury of punches, Swiftman hit left and right, dodging Drifters attacks and rolling aorund like a madman. Drifter had power, but Swiftman had ultimate speed.
Drifter managed to get on top, ut Swiftman put both legs on Drifters chest and kicked, sending Drifter flying off a few feet. Swiftman did the complicated flip move, and was standing ready.
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:16:35 am: Drifter lands on his feet, not a scratch on him.

(http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/4640/doriftah3goodtogo4ey.gif) "Give up...while you can..."

Drifter uses his use Surroundings Skill, and picks up a small woodland Creature, and chucks it at Swiftman.
Damage: 2 x 15 x Level (11) =330
SP Left: 315

While Swiftman gets pelted with a SWC Drifter runs up and Swings with his Scthe.

Damage:165

And while he is Slashing at Swiftman, he grabs swift's foot, and begins slamming him agianst the floor several times.

Damage: 5 x WD ((15 x leve)) = 825

He then jumps back and uses his Use Surrounding Skill again, and uses a Nearby Rhino as a shield reducing all damage inflicted by 50%.
SP Left: 295
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 12:18:56 am: Meanwhile, Lazlo realizes that the movie sucked, so he mosies on up to Skiver, completely ignoring the battle ensuing around him, hops in, finds the lounge area. "Hello, ladies." He sits between them and puts one arm around each, and cozies there for a while, watching both melees through the several closed circut TVs in the lounge. "Doesn't get better than this." He flashes a wry smile and starts thinking.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:20:18 am: Swiftman: Level 109 Conqueror HP: 9000/9825 TP: 6547

*pops out remote, pushes button*

*Skiver leg steps on Drifter*

Damage: 5847/2=2923 damage

TP: 6537
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:31:29 am: ((Oh, I see, you play by THOSE levels...ok, lemme redo that last thing then. I was using my REAL level...Hmmph...)) (9All new states are that ov an estamated level 93 Drifter))

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Drifter uses his use Surroundings Skill, and picks up a small woodland Creature, and chucks it at Swiftman.
Damage: 2 x 15 x Level (93) =2790
SP Left: 315

While Swiftman gets pelted with a SWC Drifter runs up and Swings with his Scthe.

Damage: 1395

And while he is Slashing at Swiftman, he grabs swift's foot, and begins slamming him agianst the floor several times.

Damage: 5 x WD ((15 x leve)) = 6975

He then jumps back and uses his Use Surrounding Skill again, and uses a Nearby Rhino as a shield reducing all damage inflicted by 50%.
SP Left: 295
HP: FULL ((4810))

HP Left: 1887
SP left: 2345
"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO QUIT!!! TIME TO DIE!!" (http://img253.echo.cx/img253/2914/doriftahsigsprite6dp.gif)

Attack: Reaper Whirlwind
Damage: 3 x 15 x 93 = 4185

Swiftmans HP: 0

" I warned you..." *Slides his scythe back into place and walks off into the sunset*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:34:27 am: *shrugs*

*pops out remote, and pushes button*

*Skiver leg crushes Drifter*

"Even though I lost, I just love doing that."
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 12:35:32 am: *Contacts Swiftman via some radio-type device* Hey Swift, can I press the button a few times? Sounds like fun.
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:35:51 am: "WTF H4X!!!"

*revives in sanctuary a day later*

"Meh, you soar loser." :P

*cuts of Swiftmans head*

"I love doing that."
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:39:02 am: *respawns by garage*

Hey, You didn't lose. It didn't do anything, since no battle was taking place. You won, and by the rules, the victor cannot be harmed by sore losers.

And I wasn't peaved. I always lose at RP battles. I wasn't expecting to win.

And sure, Lazlo. Go ahead. *flips remote to Lazlo*

*pulls out different remote, pushes button and Pyro-GX flies up*

*gets in, and sits inside with cockpit open, watching Lazlo stomp Trigger*
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:39:51 am: *hides from impending Stompage*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:42:18 am: *lives up to the title of thread*

"Ah, these are the good days."

*leans back further, seeing Drifter run from the impending stompage*

*grins*
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:43:13 am: "Who said I was running?" *throws a shurikan and stabs Swift in the eye with it*

"I don't run...I DISSAPEAR!!" ~!!!POOF!!!~
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:45:08 am: *pops shuriken out of eye*

"Ow, that smarts."

Pulling out Tiger's wonderomatic eye repairer, Swiftman gave his eye a quick fix*

"Damn, Lazlo's right. It does still hurt."
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 12:47:09 am: *Stomps random passersby* Wheee!!!
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:49:18 am: *re-appears right behind Swiftman* "Hey, how's it goin?" *disappears again*

* re-appease and takes a seat in a comfy chair somewhere in the Skiver*
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 12:50:08 am: Heh. I stayed up too late last night, I jsut finishe a battle with Trigger, lazlo is watchign over my Skiver, Kary and Lacus, and Trigger is... Off somewhere....

Well, no seems as good a time as any to tuck in. Night, d00ds. I'm off.
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:51:46 am: Quote from: "Swiftman"
Heh. I stayed up too late last night, I jsut finishe a battle with Trigger, lazlo is watchign over my Skiver, Kary and Lacus, and Trigger is... IN THE SKIVER!!!!!

Well, no seems as good a time as any to tuck in. Night, d00ds. I'm off.

=O

"What's up lazlo?"
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 12:53:01 am: Yeah, I need to be sleeping too, I work tomorrow and my dad's MIC, so he's going to be really hard on me (ouch). Come on, Kary, Lacus, let's go sleep in Skiver's big ol' luv bed. I know it has one, all the best mechs do. ;) *Whack*
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:56:06 am: And then there was one....2 counting Super Yoshi, but he'll be gone soon enough.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 12:57:20 am: I said I need to be, not I'm going to ;)
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 12:58:08 am: GOOD MAN!(http://www.catgirlsparadise.com/smilies/tup.gif)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 01:06:12 am: I like the kitty sperm thumbs up smilie, Trigger, really I do.
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Post by: Trigger on July 13, 2005, 01:19:29 am: The what? O_o
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 13, 2005, 01:23:16 am: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 13, 2005, 02:42:18 pm: KITTY SPERM! HA AH AH! That was great! Brought a chuckle to my face!

ECKS EFFIN DEE
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 19, 2005, 06:55:10 am: Forum's lazier at night...
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Post by: Swiftman on July 19, 2005, 08:56:33 am: It's at it's prime around evening, when me, Trigger, Lazlo, (sometimes) Sophih, (maybe) Protoman and Bladegash, neothe0ne (if he ever posts in the general forum!) Superyoshi, Herb, Tiger, and all the other regulars come on (isn't that the entire forum)?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 19, 2005, 09:17:09 am: Pretty much all of us... But I'm talking in the dead of night, when maybe me or Trigger might possibly maybe be on.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 19, 2005, 02:23:04 pm: Oh, SORRY for not being able to stop Kary from making me go to sleep. (she's gonna be such a good mom *2x4ed*)
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Post by: Faris on July 19, 2005, 02:37:11 pm: Well, I hope that I will be online quite a bit now. My mom won't let me get msn messenger, but she can't stop me from going to forums.
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Post by: Trigger on July 19, 2005, 02:48:23 pm: WHy won't she let you get messanger?
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Post by: Faris on July 19, 2005, 02:51:21 pm: stuff like parental control, meeting people I met only online, etc, stuff that shey warn on TV. (she watches far too much of that.)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 19, 2005, 06:58:42 pm: There's no such thing. Unless you watch too much network TV, most of that stuff is for retards.
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Post by: Faris on July 19, 2005, 07:07:45 pm: Well, my mom does watch a lot of tv.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 19, 2005, 07:08:43 pm: She needs to watch more cartoons, 20/20 is brainrot.
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Post by: Faris on July 19, 2005, 07:09:19 pm: She likes soap opera's, mainly. Watches about 3 of them, from what I can tell.
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Post by: Herb on July 19, 2005, 09:21:46 pm: yikes

hopefully she hasnt become totally like her soap operas (well i guess you could tell since she would be with like 5 guys and everyone would be breaking each others hearts)
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Post by: Swiftman on July 19, 2005, 09:23:24 pm: Gah, if it was like that, I'd offer Faris to live at my place, like I did Lacus.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 20, 2005, 03:48:05 am: Only three? You're so lucky... Here in the states, we have a channel that's devoted to soap operas 24 hours a day. That means that I'm not safe at two o'clock like you are, because they start showing new ones! It never stops... ever...
But of course, it's easy to ignore, because she rarely watches them on the big 52" TV in the living room.
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Post by: Swiftman on July 20, 2005, 08:55:41 am: And I thought my mom was bad with her one devotion to Days of Our Lives. Grah, those shows are SO fake. And she calls wrestling faked.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 20, 2005, 11:15:16 pm: Hang on... Days of Our Lives comes on ABC, the American Broadcasting Company... does Canada get ABC?
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Post by: Faris on July 21, 2005, 08:30:20 am: No, it comes on a local channel, Global I believe. And with the satelite tv my mom has, we get fox, abc, and a bunch of others. (My knowledge of it isn't good. I don't much time for it, since we only have one tv in the house.)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 08:34:35 am: I used to have it in my room and watch cartoons all day, but then it stopped working.
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Post by: RR on July 21, 2005, 08:34:57 am: days of our lives? puh-lease.... i'll stick with as the world turn if you don't mind ;)
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Post by: Faris on July 21, 2005, 08:41:07 am: So long as you don't watch Charmed. THAT is the worst....
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Post by: RR on July 21, 2005, 08:45:48 am: i did for a while, but it got moved to another time, and i didn't care enough to change my schedule over it (http://www.startrek.nl/forum/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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Post by: Faris on July 21, 2005, 08:50:31 am: Wait. You ACTUALLY tried to watch Charmed? RR! *slashes with broad sword*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 08:53:08 am: Quote from: "Faris"
So long as you don't watch Charmed. THAT is the worst....

I'm so happy you realise this show sucks... all of my friends and family love it.
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Post by: RR on July 21, 2005, 08:53:56 am: you better watch it, i'm both a squall, sephi, cloud AND zero fanboy, so plenty of swords here ;)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 08:54:42 am: Swords are cool, but Chamred is not.
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Post by: RR on July 21, 2005, 08:55:31 am: there are worse shows, but it was not among the best, that much is certain
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 08:56:35 am: I'll take cartoons any day.
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Post by: Buraqina on July 21, 2005, 08:58:14 am: Charmed? Did someone say CHARMED? *hisses, flails wildly, and turns into a large demon with a large roar that sounds something like "Pankcakes"*

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE that show! >< It's just generally, utterly CRAP, and not only that, it gives a VERY innacurate portrayal of what being one is REALLY all about ¬¬ As somewhat of a witch myself (and I assure you, a PROPER one with the right ideas and none of this Harry-Potter-delusional syndrome) I find it agreat insult too.

Charmed must die. Now.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 09:00:10 am: I love this forum more every day.
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Post by: Faris on July 21, 2005, 09:01:26 am: I agree, Bu. Charmed must die. Horribly. Painfully. Hopefully through fire.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 09:03:10 am: The chicks who played on it were undeniably hot, though.
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Post by: RR on July 21, 2005, 09:04:41 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
The chicks who played on it were undeniably hot, though.

faris did say through fire... spontanious selfcombustion then?
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Post by: Faris on July 21, 2005, 09:04:45 am: I'll probably notice now that you mentioned it.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on July 21, 2005, 09:08:14 am: They're not hot enough to warrant watching the show.
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Post by: Faris on July 21, 2005, 09:10:58 am: I'll have to take another watch then, and put it on mute.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 02:39:57 am: *And then Lazlo revived the topic, for no reason other than the forum's getting all lazy again*

So, Swift, I finally got those orgy stains out of the Skiver, if you want it back.
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Post by: Swiftman on September 09, 2005, 08:20:25 am: Oh..... -_-;; Tha's okay, Lazlo. I'm..... I'm good with the Pyro-GX.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/d4_pyrogx2.jpg)

Oh yeah..... I'm good....
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Post by: Trigger on September 09, 2005, 08:29:04 am: Swiftman!! I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL! *smack*
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 09, 2005, 11:34:30 am: Quote from: "Trigger"
Swiftman!! I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL! *smack*

I summon DARK MAGICIAN IN ATTACK MODE!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 12:31:45 pm: Suit yourself, Swift. Lessie, what can I do with a giant robot?
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Post by: Trigger on September 09, 2005, 12:32:06 pm: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Suit yourself, Swift. Lessie, what can I do with a giant robot?

Giant Robot orgies.

>>
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 12:33:13 pm: Naah, already did that
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
So, Swift, I finally got those orgy stains out of the Skiver, if you want it back.

So what now?
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Post by: Trigger on September 09, 2005, 12:34:16 pm: More orgies of course.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 12:38:34 pm: Oh, okay. Ohhh Faris...
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Post by: Peaches on September 09, 2005, 01:26:11 pm: -_-;
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 01:41:32 pm: What? Can't I have an orgy in Skiver with Faris? What's wrong with that?! I mean, we all know she's totally straight and loves men!
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Post by: Peaches on September 09, 2005, 01:58:04 pm: lol, Lazlo. I was just asleep at the mouse i guess.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Stuff/GIFS/1126178859178.gif)
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 01:59:25 pm: XD Nice.
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Post by: Swiftman on September 09, 2005, 06:39:09 pm: Ah, Peaches and his awesome photobucket. SUPER PEACHES!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 09, 2005, 11:54:27 pm: *Presses Skiver's stomp button* STOMP STOMP STOMP!
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Post by: Swiftman on September 10, 2005, 12:48:17 am: *flies in on Pyro-GX, hovering above the Skiver, preparing for inevitable RP fight*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 10, 2005, 01:07:12 am: *Points one finger at Swift*
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/famguymonk.jpg)
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Post by: Swiftman on September 10, 2005, 01:43:03 am: TRIPOD'D!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/swiftup.gif) And that, kiddies, is why Lazlo is a NEFTARD! LOLOLOLOL!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 10, 2005, 01:44:23 am: Swift, you are some kind of crazy. That image is so totally in my photobucket.
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Post by: Yaminomalex on September 12, 2005, 11:29:40 am: You guys are reminding me of an episode of Megas XLR. XD
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Post by: Swiftman on September 12, 2005, 12:59:28 pm: That show rocks hardcore. GIANT ROBOT!
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Post by: Peaches on September 12, 2005, 06:03:37 pm: I don't like the aaracters that much. He's a redneck!

However, did anyone see that Robot CHicken where the robotsa were break dancing It was frickin awesome.

VOLTRON got owned.
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Post by: Jehuty on September 12, 2005, 06:04:59 pm: My favorite was the episode with the power ranger rip-offs.
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Post by: jv2k on September 12, 2005, 06:05:22 pm: That was awsome, they got served!
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Post by: Peaches on September 12, 2005, 06:08:13 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Superpeaches/Stuff/herrday.jpg)
What do you guys think of my very own photoshoppery? I didn't get any response from FA on it.
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Post by: Superyoshi on September 12, 2005, 06:08:30 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
That show rocks hardcore. GIANT ROBOT!

Yeah, I can honestly say that is the ONLY Cartoon Network show I've seen lately that kicks ass. It doesn't deserve to be on Cartoon Network. CTN used to kick so much ass until around 2002-ish (Or whenever they got rid of Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, gave Dexter another season that ruined the once awesome show, and changed Johnny Bravo back to the old style when I LOVED the stlye of the second season and though it was sooo much better and funnier than the old one).
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Post by: jv2k on September 12, 2005, 06:10:39 pm: But grim adventures of billy and mandy kicks ass...
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Post by: Jehuty on September 12, 2005, 06:17:48 pm: Quote from: "jv2k"
But grim adventures of billy and mandy kicks ass...

It's funny.
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Post by: jv2k on September 12, 2005, 06:26:59 pm: Yea one of my favorite characters is the raven
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/jv2k10/crow2.gif)
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Post by: Swiftman on September 12, 2005, 06:48:51 pm: Quote from: "Peaches"
I don't like the aaracters that much. He's a redneck!

You're not gonna like me much then, Peaches. I'm just an electronically inclined redneck.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on September 12, 2005, 07:06:39 pm: HILLBILLY'S FRO TEH WIN!! *Does naked redneck dance*
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Post by: Peaches on September 13, 2005, 12:06:14 am: Quote from: "Swiftman"
Quote from: "Peaches"
I don't like the aaracters that much. He's a redneck!

You're not gonna like me much then, Peaches. I'm just an electronically inclined redneck.

^^ nonsense, there are only certain types of rednecks I don't like. Those are the americans that sit around drinking beer with their shotguns and work on cars all day. So long as that isn't fufilled I'm fine. I suppose I would be mroe inclined to say I dislike hillbillies.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 07, 2005, 04:18:48 am: I absolutly refuse to let this thread die. *Magicks everyone to agree with me*

The K's to rape Jody's style.
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Post by: CJMErl / Yami CJMErl on October 07, 2005, 09:10:37 am: Yami CJMErl: What, you can't do it directly, so you have to go through her style first? For shame!

CJMErl: :shock: YAMI! :evil: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CRAP WAS THAT?! *picks him up and flays him around the room like a whip, smashing him into various objects* APOLOGIZE!

Yami CJMErl: NEVAR*SLAM*OW!
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Post by: jv2k on October 07, 2005, 02:38:24 pm: We all know lazlo is not capable of rape, unless its a squirl, and then only after he has had a few drinks so the squirl looks hawt.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on October 07, 2005, 04:26:39 pm: Quote from: "jv2k"
We all know lazlo is not capable of rape, unless its a squirl, and then only after he has had a few drinks so the squirl looks hawt.

Because it's always consentual with Lazlo.
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Post by: Swiftman on October 07, 2005, 05:44:29 pm: RANDOM REVIVIFICATION!

*gives this thread a Phoenix Down*

I dunno what a Squirl is, but ti sounds better than a Squirrel.

SQUIRREL DIPLOMACY! *recalls one EGS chapter*