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General / Funny Stuff

« on: November 01, 2005, 06:23:37 pm »

Did you read it ALL? You have to read it carefully.

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General / Funny Stuff

« on: November 01, 2005, 06:21:52 pm »

Check This out, my friend sent it to me.  

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
> > > > 1. You accidentally enter your password
> > > on
> > > >
> > > > the microwave.
> > > >
> > > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real
> > > cards
> > > >
> > > > in years.
> > > >
> > > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
> > > >
> > > > reach your family of 3.
> > > >
> > > > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the
> > > >
> > > > desk next to you.
> > > >
> > > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch
> > > with
> > > >
> > > > friends and family is that they don't
> > > have
> > > >
> > > > e-mail addresses.
> > > >
> > > > 6. You pull up in your own driveway and
> > > use
> > > >
> > > > your cell phone to see if anyone is
> > > home
> > > >
> > > > to help you carry in the groceries.
> > > >
> > > > 7. Every commercial on television has a
> > > web
> > > >
> > > > site at the bottom of the screen.
> > > >
> > > > 8. Leaving the house without your cell
> > > >
> > > > phone, which you didn't have the first
> > > 20
> > > >
> > > > or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
> > > now a
> > > >
> > > > cause for panic and you turn around to
> > > go
> > > >
> > > > and get it.
> > > >
> > > > 10. You get up in the morning and go on
> > > line
> > > >
> > > > before getting your coffee.
> > > >
> > > > 11. You start tilting your head sideways
> > > to
> > > >
> > > > smile. : )
> > > >
> > > > 12. You're reading this and nodding and
> > > >
> > > > laughing.
> > > >
> > > > 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
> > > >
> > > > you are going to forward this
> > > message.
> > > >
> > > > 14. You are too busy to notice there was
> > > no
> > > >
> > > > #9 on this list.
> > > >
> > > > 15. You actually scrolled back up to
> > > check
> > > >
> > > > that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
> > > >
> > > > AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >

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General / Post ya picture, mates!

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:33:52 pm »

you are evil !!! :!:  :!:  :!:  :shock:

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General / blah.... stupid reality.

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:29:55 pm »

you could be right, or you could be wrong. One of us is going to have to find out. Or swift is going to tell us the truth.

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General / blah.... stupid reality.

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:27:44 pm »

but we dont know what tp belive, is swift really making this up or telling the trurh. Jehuty told me another of his friend died when she triped of a cliff and missed the water and fell in the shallow part. She died a couple hours later. And now ot sounds like alot of swift's friends die. And why was swift driving to her house anyway?

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General / blah.... stupid reality.

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:19:08 pm »

Now I dont know what to belive.  :?  SWIFT or NIGHTMARE X ?


I also wondered if she really did type "swift"?

and how did she type if she was bleeding?  :?:

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General / Let's play a game!

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:15:11 pm »

458

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General / Check this out.

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:12:59 pm »

wow!  :shock:  cool site!!!!!

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General / blah.... stupid reality.

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:08:49 pm »

man, that has got to throw your life in hell. I feel sorry even though I dont know her. Sorry man. :cry:

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General / Hi

« on: October 28, 2005, 08:05:15 pm »

well I just started from a new username, so my post count started again.  

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General / Senior High School Pics...

« on: October 25, 2005, 10:03:01 pm »

Break.... Just.... No. THat's not a record by ANY means AT ALL.

Hey, that was in '97.  I AM 26, y'know.  And the 80's never died, it just went into a coma.

Quoted for truth.

Quoted for Truth V2

Quoted for spam

Quoted for nakedness

Quoted for sexy

qOUTED FOR CAPS AND LUBE

Quoted for all the cool kids are doingi t

Quoted for cool kids being Lazlo

Quoted because all the cool kids, meaning Trigger and Laz, were doing it....

Quoted so I won't feel left out of my own thread.  

Quoted FRO GR34T JUST1C3!!!11

Quoted FRO T3H SWARMZ!

Quoted (You knew it was coming) DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE ZEEELLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!! *shank*

*knew it was coming, at one point*

Quoted for T3H BADDLE HAS JUZD BEGUN!

Quoted for in a world where good and evil transformers battle for control over cybertron, only one side can win!

What the hell.

I have one thing to say:

THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.

No

Quoted for when we get enough quote boxes, the universe will explode so violently, the year 1976 will cease to exist, and raisens will become more powerfull than cockroaches.

You dare defy the Evil Dudes/Illuminati/Trinity of Evil?

ToE is secretly plotting to give hugs to puppies and old people.

If by hugs you mean chainsaw murder,stabbity death, or ninjapirate flip out that kills an entire population, then yes. Otherwise, I THINK NOT MORTAL!!!

Finally, a way to use Stabbity Death without it sounding stupid!

You get my "Attaboy!"

*receives "Attaboy!" and puts it with all the other Illumianti awards and stuff*

NYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUSDIE ZELLO!

*flips out and kills you all*

*Is immune to death*

I didn'tn expect anybody to accept their death, so I prepared these pilliars fo fire.*tosses them at everybody*

Aah, but I expected you to expect that I wouldn't accept my death, so I had already run away before you were even born. At that time, though, it seemed as though you had everything, but wanted nothing. Then, as the nights faded away to morning, you finally fell asleep, and let go of your mother's hand. Would she ever know you again?

Yes, unless MC Hammer stopped for Hammer time long enough for the time paradox to overtake her mind and erase the loving memories of her first born child.

I have used all my ideas for the day. My poor sleeping habits and even poor-er diet keep my mind a constant blank, a bad thing, since I have a lot that needs attention, yet a good thing, because those same things that need my attention keep me awake at night, and ruin my appetite.

I'm not skilled in the art of sleep either,and I heard MC Hammer on the television which allowed me to create such a plot and stuff.

Lazlo stared at KingSpider as if there was a tiny squid on his face. The squid started to move, but KingSpider seemed to not feel it. After a while, the squid, exausted from it's dance, fell to the floor, where it died. Lazlo looked from the squid, into KingSpider's eyes, then opened his mouth as if to speak, but instead of words, children came out of his mouth.

KS took the children and cast them into a pit of convulsing canidiates fro America's Next TOp Model. He then flew away upon a flock of evil blue chickens.

As his flying continued, several "Watchers," as they were called, kept a close eye on him. One had taken a specail intrest in his case. It was impossible to know who, because the Watchers were a secret society, so much so, that not even they knew who they were. This particular watcher could not remember the last time he had been out of the building, or for that matter taken off his mask. He decided that today would be the day. As KingSpider's blue chicken of doom drew close, others were destracted by it's awe inspiring feathers, which when they dropped to the ground, landed with the force of several thousand roman candles. The Watcher made a run for it. The compound wasn't actually guarded, because the guards knew too much, and had to be executed. As he opened the doors, he winced at the bright sunlight. The Watcher Compound was usually kept rather dark, to help hide the identities of those who lived and worked inside it. He took off his mask, revealing the inner workings of his face. Gears and levers appeared where there should have been bones and ligiments. As he felt it, he knew what had happened. His entire memories of life before becoming a Watcher hadn't been erased, they had never existed at all. He put his mask back on, and settled back into his station. As he sat down, he noticed another Watcher, who instead of watching his panel, was watching him. "It's too cold to escape today," he said. His companion left, and was never seen again.

We interupt this thread for a special anouncement, I'm too lazy to log in! Continue foos!

*too lazy to continue*

*Fell asleep*

*goes dizzy, and falls unconscious*

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General / Hi

« on: October 25, 2005, 09:35:07 pm »

oh ya....I gues that shows how much of a noob of I am.
:oops:


And thanks, I like the sig too.

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General / Hi

« on: October 25, 2005, 06:17:04 pm »

no, I just dont like blackhawk anymore. and I made a sig with "commandknight" not blackhawk. so ya....

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General / Hi

« on: October 25, 2005, 08:14:05 am »

Hi just so you know I am the same person as blackhawk