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General => General => Topic started by: Lazlo Falconi on July 12, 2005, 08:36:14 pm
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Since nothing else is happening, here. I took and action shot of myself today.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/actionshot.jpg)
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HA! Nice. Can't see a thing. (fault of mine, not Lazlo's)
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Hey, I just noticed something... Swiftman, why are you hoarding all the ladies? You've got Sophih, Kary, and Lacus. Taht's totally not fair! Cheater, cheater!
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I don't have Kary. Broom does. He's jsut not here. And Lacus isn't anybody's now, and probably won't be for a while. She's had news most unfortunate, and is coping rather well, I'd say. I ain't going for her.
:arrow: Expert explanation, if I say so myself, sir.
Drop the British accent and return to you're Canadian one.
:arrow: Fine. Anyways, it is true. In some form or other, you have all the girls on TPH. Well, excluding Roronoa_forte.
You still remember her?
:arrow: Yes, I do. You trained me to be like a databank, remember?
Oh yeah. I was gonna call you Data, but that's taken already, and it's way funnier to yell MINION than Data. Hell, you're not a white-faced living computer. You're jsut a normal Canadian guy with a bad job!
:arrow: The pay is nothing to sneeze at.
:arrow: Yes, a total of $0 a week really is good. Enough to feed your family.
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I didn't mean like that! Kary and Lacus are always at your house, and Sophih's yours, and Trigger won't return my calls, and why cant' I find my finger?!
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Lacus says to check your nose again. And if not there, check what you're sitting on.
Believe me, if Broom was camping with us, we would NOT see Kary that often.
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Oh, so Kary and broom get frisky eh? Rawr. *Crack!*
Lacus, I found it, never mind. Turns out it was on my hand this whole time.
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YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK LAZLO!!! *crys*
Anyways, yeah, Swift is surrounded by beautiful women, what can ya do? :/
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Just two, and if Broom was here, one. But, she's 2 years younger than me. Heh. (Broom and Kary, when together, tend to disappear for long periods of time. They do it so much, that we just say: "Where're Broom and K- never mind.")
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2 years is not much when planning long term, though I already know you have plans for another. :P
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I know. My grandpa was 30 when he married my grandma, who was 18 at the time. That much age difference, and they lived happily to the end of their days (my grandpa's, anyways. My grandma is still going, but I dunno for how long, though....)
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Well come on, Swift, some of your ladies my way. Other than the imaginary fangirls in the LazloCave.
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The Lazlocave, eh? I'll have to work on that. MINION!
:arrow: Yes?
Get Kary and Lacus into the Skiver, and send them the Lazlocave.
:arrow: All right. Wait, where is the Lazlocave even?
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Yes, it's the state of mind rather than the age.
I read that from one of the books in the back of my shop. I felt it pretty silly to put up a "Romance Dept." without even understaning the word.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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*Whispers the secret location to MINION* Make sure to blindfold Kary and Lacus, no one is allowed to know where it's at. I'd also like to see Kary beat you for blindfolding her ;)
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Heh. I got a plan. Oh, Minion!
:arrow: Hm?
Distract Kary while I bondage her.
:arrow: *silent*
Distract Kary while I tie her up.
:arrow: *still silent*
Distract Kary so I can subdue her.
:arrow: Oh, okay sure. *distracts*
What the...?
*ties arms together behind her, then blindfolds* Excellent job, Minion! Now, off to the Lazlocave!
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No! Wait, she's going to be angry when she gets those off! ...why don't you take her to sabbotoge Trigger's base?
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Where do you think we're going first? We'll get her nice and pissed off, undo her knots, leave the blindfold, give her a 2x4, and set her loose in Trigger's base. When she's calmed down, we'll let hr in the Skiver and go to the Lazlocave.
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Becuase I don't HAVE a base? that you guys know of
Besides with my "defenses" I will drive her away anyways.
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I know of it, Trigger.
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Maybe I'll swing by Io and let her trash Tiger's factory for a bit, even though she doesn't hate Tiger. It's still stuff to smash, right?
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Naah, Tiger supplies us with cool stuff, best to let his labs stay intact.
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Ah, Madame Kary is most welcome in my factory. I'm sure she would enjoy ministerial services after her ordeal, and extensive privacy and luxuries after we discuss the state of the world over tea and crumpets.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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Yeah, I guess we can cool her off by treating her with kindness and not letting her anger flow over.
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Oh, and my base isn't on Io. I'm afraid you won't find me there. My base is in a very secret place. ::sunglasses flash::
Zaijian,
Tiger[/b]
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More than one base? That doesn't even make sense! I guess you could say I have more than one fort, but only one base of operations.
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Don't you see? All my base are belong to us.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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I got a few bases.
-Alberta, home base
-Oberon, storage base
-Europa, recreational base
-Charon, military and retreat base
-Asteroid belt, hidden base
those're mine.
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And here I thought the internet had evolved past that state -_-
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Nope. Not by any means.
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I don't have any bases, instead ALL UR CATGURL R B3LONG TO DOOORRRIIIIFFFTTTTAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Except one, Trigger. THAT one isn't going anywhere.
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This is just what i was talking about, you have trouble sharing, Swiftman.
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Think of all the catgirls in the world. He doesn't need THAT one, does he? There's plenty of others, isn't there?
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You could ask NICLEY for me to take away the cam-....I mean....Stop stalkin-....I..mean....Not go after her....
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*laughs*
Command?: Lazy
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So exactly who is with who on this forum?
I have my own girl but theres no way shed EVER join here
edit: actually theres a small chance but shed barely ever post
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Swift is with Sophih, but Lacus also like Swift
Kary and broom often like to disappear to get frisky
Trigger's with righty,
and I've got a harem full of horney fangirls.
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Sophih: aka Morrigan: The one true catgirl on TPH, and indeed possibly on many american forums
Kary: Badass chick, armed with a lethal 2x4 and killer attitude. Regard with caution.
Lacus: Poor, under-appreciated girl that has had far too much happen to someone as young as her. She is uber smart, and is 2 years ahead. (is supposed to be in grade 10 now, but is in grade 12. She's only gonna be 15 when she's in grade 12.)
Hope that helps, Herb.
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Lacus isn't underappriciated, I know I try to reach out ther her as much as any of my other friends. Probably actually more, because she's never around and I can't know if she's okay or not.
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yea i knew who everyone was but i wasnt aware of the relations
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Ah, okay. Hold on a sec. I'll edit this in a sec.
*EDIT*
Lacus-> Swiftman: Very good friend to each other, Lacus is currently unaware of Swift's and Morr's togetherness, and thus acts a wee bit.... flirty sometimes, though she could be venerable due to a loss of someone special to her.
Kary->Swiftman: Kary's punching and beating bag. She and him have known each other all their lives, and have been rather inseperable ever since. There has always been matching conspiracies between the two, but never have they been proven. She continues to hurt him, and maybe is a real friend in the non-hurty way once in a while, but not usually.
Sophih/Morr->Swiftman: Currently the two are in a matching one could never believe. Only thing undetermined is when they will meet, seeing the distance between the two.
Lacus->Lazlo: They never get to talk to each other enough. Simple as that. Who knows WHAT could be in store.
Kary->Lazlo: Lazlo still has grace points with Kary, but she hurts him anyways because he's awesome enough to take a hit or two.
Morr->Lazlo: Not truly have spoken one to one, according to knowledge of author.
Lacus->Trigger: Haven't ever had a one on one talk either, so far as is known to the author.
Kary->Trigger: Trigger used up his grace points too damn fast. Sje was beating him within the hour, so it is believed. They are on good terms though, since Trigger always compliments her in verious ways. (record first meeting, TOP PRIORITY)
Morr->Trigger: They talk quite a bit. On good terms, in a more frienly way than the good terms with Kary.
I hope that alleviates some strain.
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That's because you're out of the loop. I used to be, but then I weedled my way in through Swiftman and Kary. Owned.
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Trigger's with righty,
Woe is the life of a hermit such as myself. T_T
But yeah, I barely ever see lacus around, and I think I've only talked to her ONCE before, in a chat with Lazlo. XD
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as much as i hate being out of loops, i dont feel to bad about this one
off topic, but remember when i got taken hostage? that was fun. man that was back in the day
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Why is my name always followed by XD? Am I just a big joke to you guys? :cry:
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Why is my name always followed by XD? Am I just a big joke to you guys? :cry:
Yes, you big dick shaped like a bird. XD
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does everyone here have AIM? we should get a chatroom going
i have wsn also (same screenname) but it is currently busted
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Me and Lazlo Have aim. Swiftman doesn't I don't think though.
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protoman needs to make a shoutout box here
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See, if I were an admin, with FTP access, I could set up a shoutbox for us... Hint hint.
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protoman needs to make a shoutout box here
So we can post all of our wackyness there.
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Since people may have missed it:
Lacus-> Swiftman: Very good friend to each other, Lacus is currently unaware of Swift's and Morr's togetherness, and thus acts a wee bit.... flirty sometimes, though she could be venerable due to a loss of someone special to her.
Kary->Swiftman: Kary's punching and beating bag. She and him have known each other all their lives, and have been rather inseperable ever since. There has always been matching conspiracies between the two, but never have they been proven. She continues to hurt him, and maybe is a real friend in the non-hurty way once in a while, but not usually.
Sophih/Morr->Swiftman: Currently the two are in a matching one could never believe. Only thing undetermined is when they will meet, seeing the distance between the two.
Lacus->Lazlo: They never get to talk to each other enough. Simple as that. Who knows WHAT could be in store.
Kary->Lazlo: Lazlo still has grace points with Kary, but she hurts him anyways because he's awesome enough to take a hit or two.
Morr->Lazlo: Not truly have spoken one to one, according to knowledge of author.
Lacus->Trigger: Haven't ever had a one on one talk either, so far as is known to the author.
Kary->Trigger: Trigger used up his grace points too damn fast. Sje was beating him within the hour, so it is believed. They are on good terms though, since Trigger always compliments her in verious ways. (record first meeting, TOP PRIORITY)
Morr->Trigger: They talk quite a bit. On good terms, in a more frienly way than the good terms with Kary.
I hope that alleviates some strain.
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You need to make a revision to one a few of those there swift.
Lacus->Trigger: Haven't ever had a one on one talk either, so far as is known to the author. She doesn't know him that much, but she wants him bad.
Kary->Trigger: Trigger used up his grace points too damn fast. Sje was beating him within the hour, so it is believed. They are on good terms though, since Trigger always compliments her in verious ways. (record first meeting, TOP PRIORITY) And even though she may act angry towards him, Triggers "defenses" have swayed her, and she now wants him bad, real bad, bad sherbert.
Morr->Trigger: They talk quite a bit. On good terms, in a more frienly way than the good terms with Kary. She's an awesome Catgirl, and as we ALL know, NO catgirl can withstand Trigger's wonderful charm. She TOO wants him really badly.
And there you have it Males and gentlemen!! *shot*
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Rrrriiigggghhhhhttttt. Nice, Trigger.
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YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!! *points at Morr, Kary, and Lacus all at the same time*
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Must have a toe going in the pointing.
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Lacus->Lazlo: They never get to talk to each other enough. Simple as that. Who knows WHAT could be in store.
Kary->Lazlo: Lazlo still has grace points with Kary, but she hurts him anyways because he's awesome enough to take a hit or two.
Morr->Lazlo: Not truly have spoken one to one, according to knowledge of author.
I'm not sure what to say about that first one except, "what's that s'posed to mean?" I mean, it's true that we had a fling when I took her to the Swiss Alps, but not much more has happened.
The second one... it's all true, but you forgot about how we have mad sex every night when I fly my magic helicopter over to pick her up.*Ker-whack*
And with the Sophih thing... the only time I actually ever spoke to her was when she was having trouble with her compy. There's no reason for that other than she's contented to PM and IM Swiftman.
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I actually have AIM as well.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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Sophih/Morr->Swiftman: Currently the two are in a matching one could never believe. Only thing undetermined is when they will meet, seeing the distance between the two.
Swift, and you too Morrigan, if you're both special enough to each other, let nothing get in the way.
Nothing.
Zaijian,
Tiger
P.S. - This is actually ver serious advice from someone with extensive experience in this field, for better or worse.
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Sophih/Morr->Swiftman: Currently the two are in a matching one could never believe. Only thing undetermined is when they will meet, seeing the distance between the two.
Swift, and you too Morrigan, if you're both special enough to each other, let nothing get in the way.
Nothing.
Zaijian,
Tiger
P.S. - This is actually ver serious advice from someone with extensive experience in this field, for better or worse.
HA!! Join the club of people who have told him that, or things remotly simalar and about that.
....And that happens to be me....
And anyone else I forgot to mention.
Trust me, I doubt I'll EVER stop hounding him about remembering the things I've told him. EVER...
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::makes a crisp, shiny new membership card:: Excellent.
Zaijian,
Tiger
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Don't worry, guys. SHe's my first girlfriend in any way, shape, or form, and hopefully she'll be my last too. I plan to make this one last.
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aint that pretty?
hold her and never let go
a 1 for 1 record is awesome
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yeah, that would be awesome. Hey, it's working so far. I won't push it.
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Not that I normally worry about the affairs of mortal such as yourselves, but it just hit me wondering if you met Sophih here, or if you brought her here.
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Who's been talking behind my back i would love to know what's said. please please please
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Met her here. Never saw her before anwhere else. (partly why I like TPH so much. The rewards for me were ENDLESS! Wheeeee!)
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I haven't gotten any rewards yet... Well, except for the twenty metric tonnes of gold I found in the back room.
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Who's been talking behind my back i would love to know what's said. please please please
Nothing bad has been said, Sophih. Just the knowledge of us is more widespread now. It started with Trigger, then Lazlo, now a bunch more of hte regulars (I dunno if Protoman knows of it yet. He'd like the news of TPH's second couple)
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Well... it was actually pretty obvious the way you talk about her. And actually, you're kinda the first and only TPH couple, Broom's never on, and they were together before coming here anyway.
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What did swift say about me???? OH! i love this stuff.
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True, but Protoman said they were, so it must be. B'sides, it's not like Broom NEVER posts. Just in hsi current situation with parental blocks and stuff he can't go to any forums.
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Just look in literally any topic he's posted in. The guy's very much loving you.
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The guy's very much loving you.
Biggest litote I've heard.
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The guy's very much loving you.
Biggest litote I've heard.
Is that a Swiftionary term, because I just looked it up and it's not in the dictionary...
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It's a form of figurative language. It means big understatement, really.
To quote Broom: "That guy was fatter than the Kingpin." That there is a litote. (really, that guy was FECKIN HUGE! Not a pretty sight.)
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I mean before i felt for swift what did he say/do?
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I figured that's what it meant... Anyway, yeah, I'm sure we're shielded from just how much he loves you. That means we don't have to listen to any lame poetry ;) I'm sure it would be good though, writer that you are.
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I mean before i felt for swift what did he say/do?
Before you fell? Um, remember that "I now have irrefutable proof that you are the girl of my dreams!" remember that bit, Morr? I think I had a few before then too, but mostly they were in jest, but they must've done SOMEthing, apparently. *shot*
But before that, I was honestly thinking I was going to die alone. I hardly had friends, even though a couple were girls. But, HA HA! THAT image is SHATTERED FOREVER! WHEEE! Not dieing alonness feels so good!
And yes, Lazlo. I've delved in poetry a bit. I haven't come up with anything that great, mostly previously done works, but yes, I have.
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Swiftman, just because you don't have anyone at your side doesn't mean you're going to die alone. Kary, Lacus, and Broom would probably be there, if they could make it. Now, when you're in my situation... At least you've still got family. ;) But that's just me, perpetually on the bright side.
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I meant more die unmarried thing. I knew Broom and co. would stick around, and you, and Trigger, and all of TPH (unless it goes down. Oh, the horror.....)
And yes, I have family. abotus 80 cousins, on ONE SIDE OF THE FAMILY!
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ONE MORE TRY!
swift what did you think when i first started talking to you.
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I thought: "Hey! A girl wants to talk to me! Like THAT'S ever happened before! HA! Wait, stop thinking that. You're going to die alone, and you know it! Once she see's your face, BAM! She's gone."
But, that was before, and I've been working on the image thing quite a bit. It mostly took Richman to set off my ego now, though. (by t3h way Sophih, Richman knows of us, and his wife)
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Dieing married or not doesn't matter. It'd be nice to have a wife, but what if she goes before you, then you get to live with that grief. And then you think of if you die first, she'll have to deal with it. Life's evil :( But that's just my opinion. The glass is half empty.
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3 kids it's my all time goal...doesn't matter i'm to greatastic to not have lil versions of me
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You know, I always thought that 3 kids was good too. Just a non-special, right in the middle amount.
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Hey Swiftman, since apparently everyone else in the entire universe knows, why don't you go about telling Lacus?
Sophih, three kids is a great thing, my parents had four, and it's hard at times, but at least that means I always have someone to hang out with ;)
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i want one girl and two boys. *happy, blushes, wierd anime dream bubbles start riseing*
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I have abouts 17 aunts and uncles. My grandparents had a HELLA lotta kids (about 7-8 each)
Well, I'm waiting to see if Morr wants to tell Lacus, seeing as hwo they're pretty good friends, or if I should, or if I should tell her randomly (like, during a zergling rush, say: "Me and Morr are in love." or to sit down, look her in the eye, and tell her it straight, or something liek that.
And not everyone knows. Well, Lazlo IS everything, so I guess if he knows, EVERYONE KNOWS!
Hmm... One girl two boys. Sounds good to me. That's exactly what my family is.
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Now, when you say it like that, it sounds like "Lazlo's so out of the loop that for him to know, everyone else must." But I know what you meant, thanks for the sentiment ;)
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No problem.
*waits for Sophih's next post*
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*waits for something to happen*
*..hopes it's a sexy something*
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Look lacus ZERGling are attacking yay! woo! *clam, and speadaly say* BTW i think myself and morrigan might be in love ...HEY LOOK A LURKER!
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Comamnd?: smack Lazlo
With a well practiced move, you swing your arms backwards and hit level 87 Lazlo Falconi on the side of the head with the back of your hand.
damage: 47
Command?: wait
Sophih... what the.... was that?
*EDIT*
Never mind. i got it. ^_^
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Doing it like that would help ya win.
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I don't need help from Lacus. I need help from Richman! That guy is an RTS Master!
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RTS who is this man if he touches you i will burn his friggin' RV down
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Then say something to him like... "By the way, Richman, did you know that last night I OMG Censored 'o' your wife?" *bricked*
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I'm board *sets Swift's and lazlo's feet of fire* dance!
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Yow!!! *Flies across the room and jumps into a lake a la Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck cartoons*
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Wow....too many things have happen since I went to bed yesterday...
Welcome back....And stuff....
*lazies*
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*shoes melt to concrete floor*
NO! Trigger did this last time! These were new Kodiak hiking boots and everything.... *tries to stand, but fails*
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Boots are sexy
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Especially when you buy them from Wal Mart like I do
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i rarely buy my clothes
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CLOTHS ARE THERE FOR THE SELF CONCIECE!!!! THEY THRIVE OFF OF YOUR BODIES!! THEY WANT TO KILL YOU MORR!! QUICK!! STRIP!! AND RID YOURSELF OF THEIR EVIL SCHEMES!!!
*looks to see if it worked*
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My parents always buy me crap clothes, other than jeans and really nice boots. (so sexy.... *rubs own boots, then hand catches on fire* Oh, yeah. *pulls leg up, but fails*)
Only one thing left to do...
*fires rockets and takes off into the sky*
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, SOPHIH! NEXT TTTTIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!
Anyone get the reference there?
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He's right you know! You've no choice!
Inspector Gadget, if I remember correctly.
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I read trigger post with joy thinking he was ranting like i do about religon ...but in the end *anger vain* trigger just had to be trigger *slaps trigger* no! bad! then..*bites swift in the arm to make trig jelouse*
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Correct Lazlo! You win a rare candy!
*looks at bite marks, then at Sophih*
*gives irresistable puppy eyes*
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^.^ awww
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Pffft...You can try to make me jealious, but it won't work anymore.
I've got nothing to be jealious about anymore.
*pats swift on the back* Have fun you two....
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Stage two, denile.
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Swift is the bestest ever!
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Swift is the bestest ever!
Yep.
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*swoons, unaware of his burning leg*
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Nuh-uh. Lazlo is. Everyone knows it! </shameless self promotion>
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DO NOT DISAGREE WITH HER! *shot*
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Yessir.
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*looks at the huge block letters neer lazlo they say lazlo is the best*
*a shadow is cast over most of the world as the huge block words of Sophih IS BESTEST EVER crush all below
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I'm glad I just happened to be under one of the h's.
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*watches as an S comes 2 inches from hitting his face and nose*
*soils self* A little close, I think....
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You're not dead so that's all that matters
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Oh, okay. I'm not dead. Well, I'll just marvel at my near dead heart and currently inflamed leg.
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Man, she's beating on you almost as much as Trigger...
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Yeah. Times that by pi and you'll get Kary's beatings on me. (she has been easing up on that, though)
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I'm starting to think you're just a masochist, with the type of people you surround yourself with.
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I know huh. but swift's kinky like that *spank* ^.^;
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*enjoys spank*
Well, I'm a nerd by looks, so I'm always seperated from stuff, so I hoard around Kary and Lacus a lot now, especcially since our numbers have been effectively halfed within a week.
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in other news: I got my gangsign prom pictures back!
anyone care to see em?!
edit: i waited like 20 minutes but no one is online now so here!
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/This_Is_A_Free_Fall/Other%20Kids/group3016.jpg)[/img]
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she's pretty...But i'm the Hotness
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Seems like EVERYONE is catching the Ego-Flu.
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Sorry 'bout that, I guess our little japanese catgirl is becoming american
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Being American isn't an auto-matic excuse for becoming egotistacal.
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Sure it is! That's why America is so cool and we get to blow shit up on our independance day!
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Sure it is! That's why America is so cool and we get to blow shit up on our independance day!
(http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/416/awinnerisj008xw.gif)
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Awesome! I love that dude, he's on all the posters for Ripley's Believe it or Not museum.
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I haven't seen the RIpley's believe it or not show in awhile.
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I watch it every now and then, it owns hardcore.
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I watch it every now and then, it owns hardcore.
Meh, I kinda forgot what channel it was on when I got satalite. XD