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Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 01:54:50 pm
This is the first page of my kill list, if you're here, you'll most likely never procreate.


-Sephiroth.
-Cloud
-Aeris
-Aerith
-Final Fantasy VII
-Hugge
-Weil
-Vile
-Drifter
-DVG
-Vmon
-Lazlo Falconi
-FFVII
-FF7
-Final Fantasy 7
-FFVII fanboys
-Anyone who dares disagree with me.
-KS for being never active.
-Anyone who disagrees Kefka is the best.
-Anyone who doesn't know who Kefka is.
-Anyone who has never played FF6.
-grenriader.
-Rockman X
-RMX
-X
-X's mafia.
-X's avatar.
-X's signature.
-X's profile.
-X's lame RR plots.
-Catalyst.
-Anything related to Catalyst.
-Lazlo.
-Anyone who plagiarizes me.
-Xero
-Dragon
-Proto Stryker.
-Nebula
-Pile
-Vile.
-Sephiroth.
-Cloud.
-Yaoi fangirls.
-Anyone who thinks he's a smartass by using forum pics.
-Anyone who tries to look cool by using forum pics.
-Goths.
-Bush.
-Falconi.
-Lunarshadow.
-Drifter.
-Anyone who hasn't read the "Lucifer kicks ass" saga.
-Hugge.
-DVGBA.
-Proto Stryker.
-Kaiser.
-Kaiser's "I'M AN RPG VETERAN" atittude.
-Kaiser's characters.
-Kaiser.
-Catalyst.
-Catalyst's stupid neo types plot.
-Goths.
-Jocks.
-Anyone who goes "ZOMG NERDS/GEEKS ARE TEH FAGZ"
-You.
-Anyone who disagrees Pantera kicks ass.
-Swiftman.
-Byte man.
-You.
-Emo kids.
-Anyone who disagrees emo kids must be eradicated.
-Eric Bauman
-eBaum
-eBaum's world.
-Bauman.
-eBaum's world forums.
-RMX.
-oliver eisler.
-Anyone who claims to have ties with the mafia then gets reported by Viper to the FBI.
-endtype
-DVG
-RMX's stupid rich bitch kid attitude.
-RMX's uglyass mug.
-RMX's inflatable girlfriend.
-RMX's wapanese attitude.
-RMX's "OMFG IT'S ROCKMAN NOT MEGAMAN BCUZ JAPAN IS SO KEWL" bullshit.
-RMX.
-RMX again.
-DVGBA
-DVG
-DVG's hamtaro fanboy bullshit.
-DVG's foolish attempts at insulting RealGTX
-DVG's stupid attempts at defeating the Illuminati.
-You.
-Chunky Kong.
-Cat Mutants
-Anyone who calls Cat Mutants "Catgirls".
-Cat Mutants.
-Cat Mutant supporters.
-The Italians.
-President Human.
-The Pope.
-RMX.
-Lunarshadow's silly HoL plot twists.
-Leon's deathsword.
-eBaum.
-Monkeydog.
-Catalyst.
-RMX.
-RMX's avatar.
-RMX's signature.
-RMX's profile.
-RMX's website.
-the fact RMX thinks he's so CLEVAR.
-You.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 14, 2005, 02:48:53 pm
Cool. PM me and I'll give you my address.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Bladegash on November 14, 2005, 02:57:33 pm
Your list is missing "orphans".
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 14, 2005, 03:16:19 pm
The list is too repetitive to be anything but drivel from a little kid's mouth who wants to be noticed.  I bid a good day to you, good sir, and pray that we never meet in real life, lest your mommy spank you for your misdeeds.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 04:21:52 pm
Quote from: "Byte Man"
The list is too repetitive to be anything but drivel from a little kid's mouth who wants to be noticed.  I bid a good day to you, good sir, and pray that we never meet in real life, lest your mommy spank you for your misdeeds.


Wow, how incredibly witty of you, I mean, who would have come up with something as mind-numblingly witty as that?

The answer: Anyone.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 14, 2005, 04:24:58 pm
YOU didn't.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 04:26:27 pm
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
MEGAMAN!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 14, 2005, 04:27:30 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
BYTE MAN!


*Fixed for my ego*
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 04:28:00 pm
LIES! Your no super fighting robot!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Sophih on November 14, 2005, 04:29:11 pm
Meow?
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 14, 2005, 04:31:11 pm
True, I WAS built to replace him if he ever fell, but it hasn't happened yet...

...Plus, being a Bioroid IS cooler.*shot*
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Anonymous on November 14, 2005, 04:32:10 pm
Quote from: "Sophih"
Meow?
Bark
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 04:32:24 pm
Nightmare X then sprays the mutanticide on Sophih the cat mutant, pretty much standard procedure when spotting a cat-human hybrid.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 04:34:51 pm
OMG!
O_O
THE GUEST!
Bioroids ok, but having a lead stomach, now thats awsome.
and nmx chemicals don't work against them, unless its a guy, then you can chemically castrate, but I've only seen one catman on tv, and he was creepy as hell.(he used body modification to make himself look like a cat)
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 04:36:44 pm
The mutanticide causes anything non-human and non-actual-animal/plant to melt to death while emitting horrible screams of pain.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Sophih on November 14, 2005, 04:36:44 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Nightmare X then sprays the mutanticide on Sophih the cat mutant, pretty much standard procedure when spotting a cat-human hybrid.
*tail falls off along with ears* nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu those take a week to grow back!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 14, 2005, 04:36:56 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
OMG!
O_O
THE GUEST!
Bioroids ok, but having a lead stomach, now thats awsome.
and nmx chemicals don't work against them, unless its a guy, then you can chemically castrate, but I've only seen one catman on tv, and he was creepy as hell.(he used body modification to make himself look like a cat)


Point.

I mean, what's cooler than Superman not being able to see what you had for breakfast?
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Sophih on November 14, 2005, 04:38:14 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
The mutanticide causes anything non-human and non-actual-animal/plant to melt to death while emitting horrible screams of pain.
Good thing i'm immortal
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 04:39:09 pm
Quote from: "Sophih"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Nightmare X then sprays the mutanticide on Sophih the cat mutant, pretty much standard procedure when spotting a cat-human hybrid.
*tail falls off along with ears* nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu those take a week to grow back!


"Consider yourself a somewhat normal human being now, and lucky for not horribly melting to death, and you're not immortal you fool, Zeus' list of immortal dudes has no 'Sophih" on it"
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 04:44:03 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Quote from: "Sophih"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Nightmare X then sprays the mutanticide on Sophih the cat mutant, pretty much standard procedure when spotting a cat-human hybrid.
*tail falls off along with ears* nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu those take a week to grow back!


"Zeus' list of immortal dudes has 'Sophih" on it, it also has the batchin cool jv2k in it!"
Title: Re: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: NeoCalculus on November 14, 2005, 04:46:42 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"

-You


Gah, I know, I hate that guy so much.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 14, 2005, 04:46:47 pm
Quote from: "jv2k"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Quote from: "Sophih"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Nightmare X then sprays the mutanticide on Sophih the cat mutant, pretty much standard procedure when spotting a cat-human hybrid.
*tail falls off along with ears* nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu those take a week to grow back!


"Zeus' list of immortal dudes has 'Sophih" on it, it also has the batchin cool jv2kand the Minister of Batch Byte Man in it!"
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 04:47:23 pm
Neither of you is immortal.


Space Stalin is.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 04:49:20 pm
Lies, only robot stalin is imortal and I killed him!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 04:50:22 pm
Space Stalin is immortal, you fool.

He killed Pope Palpatine XVIII.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 04:52:18 pm
How dare you talk about the padre like that! His teachings of the darkside revolutionized things!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Sophih on November 14, 2005, 05:12:20 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Quote from: "Sophih"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Nightmare X then sprays the mutanticide on Sophih the cat mutant, pretty much standard procedure when spotting a cat-human hybrid.
*tail falls off along with ears* nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu those take a week to grow back!


"Consider yourself a somewhat normal human being now, and lucky for not horribly melting to death, and you're not immortal you fool, Zeus' list of immortal dudes has no 'Sophih" on it"
You didn't read the fine print bitch Meow
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 05:15:32 pm
I read it, and it said "Any human-cat hybrid is clearly not immortal and will never be"
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Sophih on November 14, 2005, 05:26:12 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
I read it, and it said "Any human-cat hybrid is clearly immortal and will is a guys name. "
did any one else see the subliminal message?
Title: Re: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Swiftman on November 14, 2005, 05:40:32 pm
Quote from: "NeoCalculus"
Quote from: "Nightmare X"

-You


Gah, I know, I hate that guy so much.



That was the funniest damn thing I've seen in MONTHS.








And I find it funny that Lazlo and Drifter are on NMX's kill list more times than me, and NMX has a valid reason for hating me!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 06:01:55 pm
Why aren't I on the list? I'm not good enough to make the list!
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 06:04:16 pm
Random Fact: RMX happens to be in the list 24 times.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Swiftman on November 14, 2005, 06:22:28 pm
For good reason, too.



I'm just mightily surprised that me, a bastard in virtually all rights, is on there only once, whereas Lazlo and Drifter, awesome people indeed, are on there.... Who knows HOW many times, but they are. It's just odd, because they haven't really done anything to you, yet I'm the epitome of what a right evil humanity is.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Monkeydog on November 14, 2005, 07:33:17 pm
Amazing...I'm not on the list*huggles NMX*
<3
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 07:34:45 pm
You don't piss me off as much as Lazlo, and you CERTAINLY haven't been as much of an annoyance as RMX.


Drifter is just there to annoy Jody.

Also...

*Annihilates Monkeydog and adds him to the list out of spite*
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Swiftman on November 14, 2005, 07:41:03 pm
Twice, though, compared to my once? Sure, Lazlo can be about the only one to out own you, competition and all, but Drifter? If he's there just to annoy Jody, who has a lack of appearence in that list, compared to my once, whom you actually have REASON to hate? It just strikes me as odd, NMX.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Monkeydog on November 14, 2005, 07:43:38 pm
Who the hell is Chunky Kong? <.<
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 07:46:26 pm
Really, I don't consider Falconi competition, since his remarks and attempts at sarcasm were the ones I used back when I was like 8.

If you want to see a good flamer, see Viper2681.

And whereas I might have a reason to hate you, some people in the list are there for completely pointless reasons, such as Lunarshadow, who I actually happen to respect but put him there because I felt like it.

Now stop complaining before I fill the list with Swiftman just so you shut up.

and Chunky Kong is a loser from a forum who is an idiot, and a character in Donkey Kong 64, but the one in the list is the forum one.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 14, 2005, 07:46:53 pm
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Space Stalin is immortal, you fool.

He killed Pope Palpatine XVIII.

Don't make the Battle Pope come kick your ass.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Volvex/mainsplash.jpg)
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 14, 2005, 07:48:52 pm
I have fought The Pope before, and he's actually a better opponent than President Human, who resorts to dumbass Ninjas while running away like a pussy.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 14, 2005, 07:49:58 pm
Lies. Lies and slander. If you've fought the Pope before, you wouldn't be alive.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Swiftman on November 14, 2005, 07:50:00 pm
What..... the....... HELL?!?!!

Battle Pope.....

Somehow, that was kickass.






I'm not complaining NMX, I just find it very un-NMX-ly to not have mroe than one mention of an actually hateable person. *glares at NMX*
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Lazlo Falconi on November 14, 2005, 07:55:34 pm
It's a comic I'd like to read, but no one has issue one in stock...
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: jv2k on November 14, 2005, 09:05:08 pm
It does seem badass.... also the pope doesn't kill you imediatly so you can escape.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Draconis on November 14, 2005, 11:15:48 pm
For some odd reason, I'm not on the list. I must be important. *shot*

Now for something completely different, I am not a crook! *chainsaw'd*
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Monkeydog on November 14, 2005, 11:17:41 pm
Everyone knows FFVIII is worse than FFVII anyways...this list sucks...well FFVIII's soundtrack is only second to VI...
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 11:01:05 am
FVIII *Is* worse than FFVII, but it happens to not have the dumbass fanbase FF7 does.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Swiftman on November 15, 2005, 11:06:38 am
because it sucks so bad.

At least I liked the music in FFVII.... Better than VIII, at least.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 11:11:57 am
FF7 had a good sountrack (not as good as FF6's, though), but it happens to be good just because of Nobuo Uematsu's genius.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 15, 2005, 11:29:59 am
I'll check back when I give a shit.

EDIT :  NOPE.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 11:37:30 am
Here's a fun fact: Nobody who isn't an idiot gives a flying fuck if you check it.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Yaminomalex on November 15, 2005, 11:38:53 am
Quote from: "Nightmare X"
Here's a fun fact: Nobody who isn't an idiot gives a flying fuck if you check it.


Oh noes! You said "fuck"! My feelings are hurt so badly. ;O;

No. Not at all.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 11:44:31 am
Feelings are overrated.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Byte Man Zero on November 15, 2005, 11:56:56 am
So's hatred, but that doesn't stop you from trying in vain to bring back the Seattle scene, minus being ACTUALLY cool.
Title: A list of things/people I am going to KILL
Post by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 12:07:33 pm
I am relieved to know you don't consider me "Cool", since it would have been offensive to me if you did.