TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Faris on September 13, 2006, 10:27:54 pm
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After a nearly year long hiatus, and a little bout with death, I'm returning to TPH! Swiftman and I never hang out anymore, because he was spreading rumors about me being pregnant, and then I heard that he said I wasn't real!
He really ruined my life. After all those things he said, Lazlo wouldn't trust me, he still thinks I'm a trap, so I don't think we'll be getting back together anytime soon. Maybe he'll come around eventually....
I've gotten pretty good at playing piano, I even know how to read sheet music these days! I've started learning to play bass, but I don't think I'm going to keep up with it...... My drawing talent is also getting better! If I can find a scanner, I'll show you some cool pics!
Anyway, it's been a year, so what have I missed? I see that TPH isn't what it once was........ I'll bet it's Swiftman's fault. I can't believe I trusted him so much. Well, anyway, hello again!^^
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Yeah, it's cool to see you agian. I never expected you to come back.
Basically this is what has become of TPH.
-Me, Retro, SY, Fortune, Herb and some lurkers are the only real active users.
-Swiftman admitted to lying.
-Many members defected.
-The great TPH wars ended : NO ONE SURVIVED
-Many topics are just spam, many posts are just spam.
-Uh, you know manly things.
-Sophih is actually a guy.
-Kas is bi.
-And then a big chocolate dick came out of the printer.
-Swiftman should go to hell. He seriously fucked some shit up.
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Yeah, I heard everyone went to CJMErl's forum? Do you happen to have the link?
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Someone in Florida must have one powerful wireless connection...
>_>
<_<
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Alright! Ya caught us! Lazlo does trust me these days. I've talked to him on the phone, and we did make up. I told him what was true, and what wasn't, and now I'm visitin with him! Isn't it great?^^
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Ah man....
I know that no amount of apologies can make you forgive me Faris, but... It's all I can do. Even though I was living in Millet for a time there, I steered clear of you, so that I didn't get a severe dosage of pain, and so that you could think it all over, and perhaps forgive me by yourself without me interfering with your judgement.
But now it's inevitable. I have to say it, get it off my chest, just so you know how I feel.
I'm sorry.
There. That's all I can do..... The rest is up to you.
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Aww, Swift..... You did do a lot for me, even introducing me to Lazlo! Next year for my birthday Lazlo and I are going to visit mom, so we'll come say hi to you!^^
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Oh cool! *phew* Dodged a bullet/broadsword there.....
Alright! I'll get the LAN fired up and we'll Descent the night away.
Or I can rent Katamari, your choice.
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Katamari? Never heard of it... But I do like the sound of that Descent!
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Then you have much awaiting you once you get back here.
Minion, pass me the genital box!
:arrow: You're not the Sexecutioner, Swift.
Fine, the pass me the doggy-doo snowcone.
:arrow: *rubs forehead* aye....
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I just asked Lazlo about Katamari, he showed me some videos of it, looks pretty good! And I don't like where this is going... Only Lazlo can do that kind of stuff with me!
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Just as well, I don't want to invoke the wrath of a Falconi.
Glad you like the look of Katamari, though. Now I'll have to show you God of War.... That may not be your exact alley, though.
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Lazlo says it's a strategy game. He showed me Advance Wars, and I liked that, so maybe I'll like God of War, too! Hopefully it's not as slow as Advance Wars....
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God of War is NOT a strategy game. Far from it. That's DAWN of War. God of War is an action/Adventure game that puts paid on every other game of that genre.
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Oh! Sounds fun!
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Verily. Sure shows that the PS2 can hold up against the Gamecube in terms of graphics. [maybe not to some games, but God of War is still a damn fine game in all respects, even story, surprisingly..]
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Hmm....I THINK I remember you, that, or I'm just thinking of FF5.
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-Almost ALL of my topics are just spam, most posts are just spam.
editted for truth, and welcome back Faris
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Alright! I'll get the LAN fired up and we'll Descent the night away.
You're a naughty boy.
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Hi.
Apperently, I count as one of the "lurkers" upon this forum. :roll: I did have a bit of a problem with the spam on the site, but it kinda grew on me so I just go with it now a days. besides, upon multiple attempts of going to other forums, I have come to learn that there are MUCH worse forums. most, if not all, of the people on this forum are nice. probably because there are not that many people on this forum. just the way I like it.
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ARE YOU THE ONE THAT DIED?
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Yeah, I heard everyone went to CJMErl's forum? Do you happen to have the link?
*pops out of nowhere* You rang?
http://s15.invisionfree.com/CJF_Network
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Yeah, I heard everyone went to CJMErl's forum? Do you happen to have the link?
*pops out of nowhere* You rang?
http://s15.invisionfree.com/CJF_Network
Oh, fuck you.
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am I missing something?
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am I missing something?
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Hi Lazlo.
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http://www.protoman.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=872&highlight=faris
What the fuck is going on here?
Swift, you dumb fuck, I thought you were done doing this bullshit.
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Hi Lazlo.
Srsly.
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okaaaayyy..... now I'm half passed confused.
which one came first, this thread or the one yaminomalex linked?
and just what frieken flying fuck happened and why? what the hell is going on? I have been to quite a few forums and seen quite a lot of wierd shit, but nothing like this. I think I am going to faint.
that last link, reading it was mind boggling. first I am incredibly sad, then I am confused, and then... I'm even more confused.
in short, wha?
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okaaaayyy..... now I'm half passed confused.
which one came first, this thread or the one yaminomalex linked?
and just what frieken flying fuck happened and why? what the hell is going on? I have been to quite a few forums and seen quite a lot of wierd shit, but nothing like this. I think I am going to faint.
that last link, reading it was mind boggling. first I am incredibly sad, then I am confused, and then... I'm even more confused.
in short, wha?
Thread Yamino linked came before, read that, or at least the first post. Then read this thread, which came soon after:
http://www.protoman.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=881
Right now Lazlo is on the Faris account for reasons I really couldn't care less about, so eh.
All in all, there is no Faris.
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the sheer "LEGACY" of this forum is amazing. It's like the greatest story I have ever read, but it's real. like the "joe shmoe show" on a level no one has ever fathomed before.
but if swift reads the stuff on this forum, then I have some advice for him.
you seem to have an excellent skill in a certain genre of gaming that is becoming very popular now aday's. its called "Roll playing." you kick ass at it. to be able to fool so many people for so long in such a way is beyond anything. you truly subconsiously know how to effect the human emotion.
okay, those were complements, not advice, here's the real advice.
there are websites you can go if you want to RPG yourself out without hurting anyone.
http://www.runescape.com/
http://www.battleon.com/
http://www.dragonfable.com/
those are sites most suitable for you. or if you really feel like totally customizing, you can go to a forum with an RPG/forum game section, where things like TEXT RPG's (or as I like to call them, progressive stories) are held where you basically do what you did with faris, kary, etc... in a totally fictionall world that is usually tinted toward the overall subject of the forum itself. (ex. megaman, naruto, N/A, etc...)
if, by chance, you decide to go onto...
http://www.dzarchive.com/iragination/forum/index.php?board=6.0
...I, along with the other RPG'rs on that forum would be delighted to take you on.
best wishes, fellow creative writer.... and hey, try not to do anything mindshattering again, okay?
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IT'S A SPAMBOT, GET HIM!
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Berserk, I'm not proud of what I did, and you should not compliment me for my deeds.
Though as far as regular role playing goes, ie, an RP fight, my skill is quite powerful.
And no, I don't like MMORPG's. Don't plug any to me.
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the sheer "LEGACY" of this forum is amazing. It's like the greatest story I have ever read, but it's real. like the "joe shmoe show" on a level no one has ever fathomed before.
but if swift reads the stuff on this forum, then I have some advice for him.
you seem to have an excellent skill in a certain genre of gaming that is becoming very popular now aday's. its called "Roll playing." you kick ass at it. to be able to fool so many people for so long in such a way is beyond anything. you truly subconsiously know how to effect the human emotion.
okay, those were complements, not advice, here's the real advice.
there are websites you can go if you want to RPG yourself out without hurting anyone.
http://www.runescape.com/
http://www.battleon.com/
http://www.dragonfable.com/
those are sites most suitable for you. or if you really feel like totally customizing, you can go to a forum with an RPG/forum game section, where things like TEXT RPG's (or as I like to call them, progressive stories) are held where you basically do what you did with faris, kary, etc... in a totally fictionall world that is usually tinted toward the overall subject of the forum itself. (ex. megaman, naruto, N/A, etc...)
if, by chance, you decide to go onto...
http://www.dzarchive.com/iragination/forum/index.php?board=6.0
...I, along with the other RPG'rs on that forum would be delighted to take you on.
best wishes, fellow creative writer.... and hey, try not to do anything mindshattering again, okay?
Advertisements and ass-kissing will only get you a hard spanking by the Knight of Discipline.
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Berserk, I'm VERY proud of what I did, and you should compliment me for my deeds.
When will you learn?
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Berserk, I'm VERY proud of what I did, and you should compliment me for my deeds.
When will you learn?
About the same time you do.
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Berserk, I'm VERY proud of what I did, and you should compliment me for my deeds.
When will you learn?
About the same time you do.
So, basically never?
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Berserk, I'm not proud of what I did, and you should not compliment me for my deeds.
Though as far as regular role playing goes, ie, an RP fight, my skill is quite powerful.
And no, I don't like MMORPG's. Don't plug any to me.
Technically, I am not complementing on what you "DID", I am complementing you on what you "CAN DO". its WHAT YOU DO with that that can redeem yourself or send you straight to the gutter.
I could tell just from reading all of your imaginary character posts that you would be an excellent RP'r. although I didn't nessasarily mean just battles, cause in most text RPG's, its not totally about the battle. usually its imaginary characters interacting with eachother.
Oh! and perhaps linking MMORPG's wasn't the smartest thing to do. In fact I probably should have just PM'd you that whole thing instead of saying it pubicly. in fact, considering avatars like Yaminomalex, I REALLY should have known better. and thinking about it now, you made up those people completely. one could not do that in an MMORPG so I can see why you don't like them.
to sum it all up, don't be so hard on yourself. I mean sure, you made up and killed people and broke lazlo's heart, but hey! there were a couple laughs out of it.......... okay, mabye at your expence, but... umm... whatever.
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The problem with your logic is that Swift is too much a stupid white boy to do something niggeradly like that.
He's not like us black African folks, we're highly intelligent and our pitch black skin cells have the power to recharge in the sun.
Long story short, he thinks MMORPGS are for fags, yet he lives his sad life as one.
If you want a friendly forum about love, hugs and kisses or one that takes itself seriously, I'd recommend staying the fuck away from Repliforce and this site.
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I don't get where you're going with this other than expressing that you dislike swiftman.
what do you mean that this site is not about niceness. the only mean person I have met on this forum so far is you, and you are not even that mean anyway. I've seen much jerkier people, you know.
and about you saying swift lives in an MMORPG, that might have been because he hasn't played a really good text RPG yet, which is why I suggested that. but mabye he has, I don't know.
and you're not african, you're a mexican dust bunny.
http://www.brandinfection.com/wp-content/psphairball.jpg
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STFU, I'M THE BLACKEST.
And this is what Swift's problem is. He's a lying little fuck. About a year ago he made up some lie about some girl dying or some stupid shit like that, and he said I reminded her of her father and used that as a cheapass excuse to call me an asshole whenver he had the chance. And then it turned out he was using a bunch of accounts as puppets for whatever reason.
In reality, Swift justcan't come to terms with his homosexuality so he diverts his anger out on this community.
Oh, and there's also that lie he said about his SNES games being stolen. He just makes up this shit because he's a bored little faggot. I think Retro and SY are behind me 100% about this.
I'm really suprised Laz and CJ trust him so much.
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I reminded her of her father and used that as a cheapass excuse to call me an asshole whenver he had the chance.
Yeah, child abuser.
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STFU, I'M THE BLACKEST.
And this is what Swift's problem is. He's a lying little fuck. About a year ago he made up some lie about some girl dying or some stupid shit like that, and he said I reminded her of her father and used that as a cheapass excuse to call me an asshole whenver he had the chance. And then it turned out he was using a bunch of accounts as puppets for whatever reason.
In reality, Swift justcan't come to terms with his homosexuality so he diverts his anger out on this community.
Oh, and there's also that lie he said about his SNES games being stolen. He just makes up this shit because he's a bored little faggot. I think Retro and SY are behind me 100% about this.
I'm really suprised Laz and CJ trust him so much.
Would you please just shut the fuck up and get over it? My god I've never seen someone go on and on and on about anything so much. Quit crying about your problems with people, especially months after its happened.
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I will not rest until the white devil stops violating the rights of my fellow negros.
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INTERNET DRAMA
SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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STFU, I'M THE BLACKEST.
And this is what Swift's problem is. He's a lying little fuck. About a year ago he made up some lie about some girl dying or some stupid shit like that, and he said I reminded her of her father and used that as a cheapass excuse to call me an asshole whenver he had the chance. And then it turned out he was using a bunch of accounts as puppets for whatever reason.
In reality, Swift justcan't come to terms with his homosexuality so he diverts his anger out on this community.
Oh, and there's also that lie he said about his SNES games being stolen. He just makes up this shit because he's a bored little faggot. I think Retro and SY are behind me 100% about this.
I'm really suprised Laz and CJ trust him so much.
Would you please just shut the fuck up and get over it? My god I've never seen someone go on and on and on about anything so much. Quit crying about your problems with people, especially months after its happened.
http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/checkersowned.jpg
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http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/checkersowned.jpg
Wow, that's a pretty crappy shop, lulululuz
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Eh... I got the point across.
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http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/checkersowned.jpg
Wow, that's a pretty crappy shop, lulululuz
Yea and why is the filename "checkers"? It should be Connect Four
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I google image searched the word owned. thats what I got.
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I google image searched the word owned. thats what I got.
You were supposed to get goatse.
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Herb speaks the truth here. If you have such a problem with what I did here, then why continue to bring it up, kicking the long-extinct horse more and more often to the point that nothing new can be said about the situation.
You also seem to have an odd perspective on all this to think that I have anger to vent, not to mention on here. I've already killed this place, why not do it at CJF and kill it too? If that's what you think I get my jollies from, then why not accuse me of being a plague on forums, going around and posting in them for the sole purpose of slaughtering them once they've reached the apex of their quality? No theats on that, Yamino? I'm disappointed! >=( You're holding back! Pull out all the stops, hit me with all you got, we know you want to!
Also: I'm straight here, if you're too blind to see that. But, then again, each time I say that, I'm sure you'll come up with some old'd point to counter it, and I'll throw out another one, so on and so forth, so niether of us can win and it's jsut yet another squabble that accomplishes nothing, so we'll leave that point alone, hm?
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Go for it, CONNECT FOUR!
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OMG ITSA GHOST!
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Herb speaks the truth here. If you have such a problem with what I did here, then why continue to bring it up, kicking the long-extinct horse more and more often to the point that nothing new can be said about the situation.
You also seem to have an odd perspective on all this to think that I have anger to vent, not to mention on here. I've already killed this place, why not do it at CJF and kill it too? If that's what you think I get my jollies from, then why not accuse me of being a plague on forums, going around and posting in them for the sole purpose of slaughtering them once they've reached the apex of their quality? No theats on that, Yamino? I'm disappointed! >=( You're holding back! Pull out all the stops, hit me with all you got, we know you want to!
Also: I'm straight here, if you're too blind to see that. But, then again, each time I say that, I'm sure you'll come up with some old'd point to counter it, and I'll throw out another one, so on and so forth, so niether of us can win and it's jsut yet another squabble that accomplishes nothing, so we'll leave that point alone, hm?
I am not sure what you mean by "already killed this place." I am still here, and I wouldn't be here if this place was dead. of course, this place COULD use a little sprucing up, but I trust the moderators on this site to take care of any problems that may arise. :D
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Berserk, he mostly fooled us because we were willing to believe. There were a lot of things we saw as fishy, but we ignored them, thinking "Oh, why would he lie to us?"
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Berserk, he mostly fooled us because we were willing to believe. There were a lot of things we saw as fishy, but we ignored them, thinking "Oh, why would he lie to us?"
TIME PARADOX
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that still doesn't change the fact that he fooled you. probably would have fooled me too.
of course, this probably would not work on just any forum. (just kidding.)
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Naah, it wouldn't. In fact, for the longest time, it wasn't really working here, and we were all a bit skeptical, but eventually those fear subsided. Anyway, nowadays things have gotten so far out of hand that we have become real, living entities. This is also how Internet started.
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one thing does puzzle me though. how did he "actually" do it? I mean, I know how he "did" it. but in most forums, the administrator or sometimes even the moderator can see where the avatar is logging in from, so if eight different avatars are logging in from one source, shouldn't that have been detectable?
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Said they all lived in the same city, and came up with several almost believable excuses for each one to only access the internet at his house.
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And we didn't have any mods during that period of time, just protoman, and he must not've checked the ip logs and whatnot
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No, we had Blade and Mugen as well, but I'm sure they either never got suspicious or never cared enough to make it public.
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we were all checking the ips, but it was the stories that kept us at bay, at least until the stories started to be like "(person x) died today lol"
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we were all checking the ips, but it was the stories that kept us at bay, at least until the stories started to be like "(person x) died today lol"
awesome dude, you totally couldve spared this place some drama
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NOW, WITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION.
FIRE AT WILL, COMMANDER!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/battle.png)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/Yaminomalex/battle2.png)
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we were all checking the ips, but it was the stories that kept us at bay, at least until the stories started to be like "(person x) died today lol"
Eight people?! his story was believable enough to keep you at bay... from Eight People?!?!
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Yes, we're fwels.
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It was believible enough to give him the benifit of the doubt, even though occasionally we...
Damnit, why are we going over this again?!
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we were all checking the ips, but it was the stories that kept us at bay, at least until the stories started to be like "(person x) died today lol"
awesome dude, you totally couldve spared this place some drama
You're kidding, right? It would have been WORSE had Swift not confessed himself.
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the ips were never conclusive evidence. damn dialup users ...
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Wow.
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In the Year 20xx Wae was beginning...
In Millet.
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No wae.
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Lousy typos. Also, this thread is weird and needs to die.
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Hey I like this thread, that guy's a jerk.
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I think what he means is that everything that can be said has already been said, I guess.