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Title: Gather round children and marvel at my awesomeness
Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 02:55:28 pm
WARNING: Not for the faint of heart.







Lo and behold, Indeed, it is I, Nightmare X, embodiement of awesomeness, smiter of losers and everyone's least favorite (and proud of it) MMtL's admin. I have come here after rumors of insults directed towards my person in this board by the member Pirate Cortez, and to spread by awesomety here.




FEAR MY INCREDIBLE WRATH AND RIPPLING MUSCLES.
Title: Gather round children and marvel at my awesomeness
Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 02:56:18 pm
So..... you've come Nightmare X. It was only a matter of time.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 02:57:30 pm
NOWHERE is safe from the evil dudes' power.
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 02:59:58 pm
Anyone who has any sanity left, abandon it. The transformation is at hand!
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:02:31 pm
So....... the Protoman Homepage will become the third Trinity of Evil? Well, not while I'm here!
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:05:37 pm
hahaha! I just need L's help and this board will be Mine, or maybe not, or maybe it will, or maybe not, or UH4UT8HFRCBN and stuff.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:06:50 pm
*sigh* Where's Pirate Cortez when you need him?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:07:40 pm
Under his bed, crying out of fear.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:09:24 pm
TRIGGER!!! A little help here, please?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:10:37 pm
Trigger shall remain neutral unless he wishes to unleash the fury of the gods.
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Post by: Trigger on August 05, 2005, 03:11:10 pm
Your no god. :P *pisses NMX off with n00bish annoyance*
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:12:11 pm
I was meaning those other gods, not the gods of awesome but those gods that get all mad and kill shit, awesome or not.
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Post by: Trigger on August 05, 2005, 03:12:53 pm
Meh, who care's about them? Not me.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:13:34 pm
*sigh* whatever. Let's try to be friends for now.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:15:38 pm
What's this "Friendship" you speak of, Zealot?
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Post by: Superyoshi on August 05, 2005, 03:16:08 pm
Hi there!  Heh, your avatar brings back bad memories of Final Fantasy Anthology.  Am I the only one who thinks Kefka looks like a clown woman in that cutscene?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:17:26 pm
He looks quite weird indeed, but the only semi-decent image of Kefka I found that isn't a sprite, so I used it on my avatar.
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 03:18:06 pm
Thats what makes him creepy, that, and the fact that he's a clown. *shudders*
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:18:33 pm
Huh. Antholigies was pretty good. Yes, the cutscenes made Kefka look wierd, but he's insane.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:19:25 pm
Son of a submariner! I mean, yes he is.
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 03:20:24 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Huh. Antholigies was pretty good. Yes, the cutscenes made Kefka look wierd, but he's insane.


Exactly! That's why he's the greatest videogame villian, ever!
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:21:35 pm
Ahem...... my boots, Draconis?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:22:09 pm
^ *stab*
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:24:14 pm
Listen to all of you! You sound like lines from a self-help booklet!!!
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Post by: Superyoshi on August 05, 2005, 03:26:10 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
Listen to all of you! You sound like lines from a self-help booklet!!!

XD, that was the best line from FF III
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:26:42 pm
<insert lame speech about love and friendship here>
KEFKA: This is sickening... you sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! prepare yourselves!

Now for my next trick I'll make you all... dissapear!

Good guyz: OMG KEFK4 U DONT NO WAT U DOING STOP
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:27:57 pm
Vwoop Vwoop Vwoop Vwoop!!!
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 03:35:06 pm
Son of submariner! They'll pay for this...
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:38:19 pm
"ACKkkk!!! Is this blood?" I kinda got disappointed when I defeated Kefka at the end of the game. I mean, he had no really cool line when he died. It was all, SWOOOOOOOOOSH. Then the whole place falls apart.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:40:40 pm
Yeah, and Kefka was underpowered :/
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:45:10 pm
Not really. He had some neat attacks. Like "Goner" and "Fallen Angel".
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 05:50:43 pm
Welcome, dear fool.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 06:31:09 pm
Hey, Pirate! Glad you're here!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 06:52:42 pm
Oh no... please tell me this isn't true..
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 06:53:56 pm
It is.
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Post by: RetroJape on August 05, 2005, 07:00:43 pm
Man that pic of Kefka always freaked me out  :shock:, but anyway wlecome, im pretty much a noob myself really but anyway, I wouldn't mind of you had a kefka sprite as your avatar, in fact the laughing sprites were cool mwhahahah!!
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 07:39:14 pm
Quote from: "Jehuty"
It is.

DAMN FUCKING IT.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 07:48:34 pm
Just jim fine and dandy. The embodient of all that is evil and balmy..... Here on TPH.....
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 07:49:08 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Just jim fine and dandy. The embodient of all that is evil and balmy..... Here on TPH.....

Well, NMX IS making himself act like a retard.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 07:53:15 pm
Look Pirate, a bird. NO SHIT, PIRATE

heh. I love that joke.....
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 07:58:01 pm
*watches the joke sail over my head*
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 09:21:01 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Look Pirate, a bird. NO SHIT, PIRATE

heh. I love that joke.....

You make me cry. ;_;
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 09:26:14 pm
Aw, poor pirate. Here, I hope this helps:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/faradaycage.gif)

Bask in the coolness of the Faraday Cage.....
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 09:27:52 pm
ME LIKE.

*Jumps into cockpit of that thing*
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 09:43:26 pm
Heh heh. The Faraday makes up for the lack of awesome and badassness coming from NMX. Heh heh. STOMP HIM FLAT, PIRATE!
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Post by: Herb on August 05, 2005, 10:15:14 pm
well i have no clue whats going on here

A lot of people seem to hate this NMX character

but so far i see no problem, and until i do i shall stay out of any flaming. (but be aware, if this forum takes a turn for the worst, as some people say it will, then i will be VERY displeased and i will never stop in my journey of your demise)

^and thats coming for a rather tame person on this site

anyways, welcome
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 10:29:13 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Heh heh. The Faraday makes up for the lack of awesome and badassness coming from NMX. Heh heh. STOMP HIM FLAT, PIRATE!

*Stomps NMX and shoots him with lasers/machine guns/missles/whatever it has*

WHERE'S YOUR FORCE NOW, BITCH!?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 10:29:36 pm
Don't worry, Herb, NMX can be pretty calm, but sometimes he just says something balmy, and he and Cortez tend to get on each others' nerves.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on August 05, 2005, 10:31:36 pm
T3H BADDL3 HAZ JUZT BEGUN!!!

wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE!!!  Form of, a puddle!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 10:44:06 pm
Can I nuzzle the Wonder Twins?
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 11:57:09 pm
Those last two posts gave me a fit of laughter unheard off by anyone outside of 20 km of me.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 12:37:59 am
DOUBLE NEGATIVE'd!!
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Post by: Swiftman on August 06, 2005, 02:17:13 am
I (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/Voip.jpg) you.
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Post by: Jody on August 06, 2005, 03:29:47 am
Omg Lazlo, I LOVE your skirt. *Preppy hair flip*
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 06, 2005, 10:28:50 am
*Continues fragging the jerk*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 11:39:39 am
Thanks, Jody, I thought it went with my eyes.
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Post by: Peaches on August 06, 2005, 12:52:11 pm
So this is NMX

. . .

*gouges out eyes*

Is there a braile internet?  I think someone discussed this once with me.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 06, 2005, 04:12:24 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Aw, poor pirate. Here, I hope this helps:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/faradaycage.gif)

Bask in the coolness of the Faraday Cage.....



That's nowhere as powerful as THE FINAL CREATION.

and it's awesome TEDDY BEAR FORM of torture mayhem and destruction.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 06, 2005, 05:21:12 pm
The FC is just some gay ass whore.

And teddy bears are signs of dumbness as well.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 06, 2005, 10:12:17 pm
If you need more weapons of mass destruction Pirate, I got plenty. Just say the word.

And NMX, if the Final Creatoin is so powerful, then why is the Earth still intact? If ti's that powerful, why not jsut blow the whole damn place up, huh?
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 07, 2005, 11:18:52 am
Can the Faraday merge with the Pyro-GX?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 07, 2005, 05:00:12 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
If you need more weapons of mass destruction Pirate, I got plenty. Just say the word.

And NMX, if the Final Creatoin is so powerful, then why is the Earth still intact? If ti's that powerful, why not jsut blow the whole damn place up, huh?



And make the massive devices of torture become useless? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...!
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Post by: Swiftman on August 07, 2005, 05:04:56 pm
Then you must not be as evil as I thought you once were, NMX. I'm dissappointed. *shakes head* tsk tsk tsk. You don't deserve that Kefka avatar.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 07, 2005, 05:06:00 pm
Torture is more entertaining than Murder.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 07, 2005, 05:11:38 pm
But Muder is more badass and evil. That IS what you want, right? Ultimate badassness? Well, what's more badass than blowing up an entire planet with but a thought, hm?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 07, 2005, 05:14:15 pm
I can, but as stated, it's not nearly as fun.
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Post by: Bladegash on August 07, 2005, 05:15:38 pm
If the Earth is destroyed, then how will we eat pie?
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 07, 2005, 05:18:03 pm
*Doritos.
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Post by: Bladegash on August 07, 2005, 05:20:47 pm
Gleefully withdrawn.
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Post by: KingSpider on August 07, 2005, 06:32:56 pm
I can't go anywhere without NMX can i???


*sigh* U_U;;;;;;
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Post by: Swiftman on August 07, 2005, 06:44:28 pm
I daresay you could, KS, but you would prolly tell NMX the place. If I can trust you, I do have a good place that is wellfully NMX free. Just, your involvement in ToE is a bit.... Yeah.
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Post by: Jody on August 07, 2005, 10:39:25 pm
KS is trustable. (That's probably not a word, but it is now dammit.)
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Post by: Swiftman on August 07, 2005, 11:29:03 pm
Trustable, new Swifionary word.

Trustable (adj) trust-ab-al  1. Able to be trusted 2. Trust that is rightly placed. Org: Cuz Jody says it's a word, dammit!

Anyways, next time I talk ot you KS.... You seem the sanest of the Evil Dudes.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 07, 2005, 11:35:36 pm
Heh. That's exactly what I said to him.
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Post by: Jody on August 07, 2005, 11:47:08 pm
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Trustable, new Swifionary word.

Trustable (adj) trust-ab-al  1. Able to be trusted 2. Trust that is rightly placed. Org: Cuz Jody says it's a word, dammit!

Anyways, next time I talk ot you KS.... You seem the sanest of the Evil Dudes.


The origin is an unfailable one!! =O
Title: Just.
Post by: No. on August 08, 2005, 02:46:41 pm
No.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 08, 2005, 04:44:05 pm
Yes!
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Post by: Jehuty on August 08, 2005, 04:46:31 pm
Gasp! An unregistered guest! Burn!!!
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Post by: Jody on August 08, 2005, 11:12:18 pm
Oh, I'll take care of that.

*Sets fire to the unregistered one that opposes Jody with a blowtorch*