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General => General => Topic started by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:09:38 pm

Title: The thing this forum lacks to be perfect.
Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:09:38 pm: THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.
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Post by: Trigger on August 05, 2005, 03:10:38 pm: Catgirls > Evil dudes
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:11:25 pm: That's like comparing oranges with nukes, so no.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:12:19 pm: How many times have I seen that? Hmmmmm........
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Post by: Trigger on August 05, 2005, 03:12:29 pm: Catgirls being the nukes and ED's being the oranges.

Bt hey, at least the ED's are fruity good! =O
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 03:12:35 pm: While I like catgirls, the Evil Dudes speech is just plain random, which makes it awesome.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:14:21 pm: There's also a couple variations of the speech.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:15:05 pm: Quote from: "Trigger"
Catgirls being the nukes and ED's being the oranges.

Bt hey, at least the ED's are fruity good! =O

Quote from: "NMX"
THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO.
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Post by: Trigger on August 05, 2005, 03:15:30 pm: Meh *lazies*
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 03:15:40 pm: Yes, but the original is the best.
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 05, 2005, 03:16:22 pm: Quote from: "Jehuty"
There's also a couple variations of the speech.

They are worhtless ripoffs.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 03:29:50 pm: SearchMan EXE had one back on MMtL........... I think.
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Post by: RetroJape on August 05, 2005, 06:53:49 pm: OMG WTF KEFKA IS RIGHT HXNJBFKSDBVSJ WE NEED DORITOS!!1K
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 06:56:30 pm: -_- and I used to like this forum...
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 07:36:40 pm: Quote from: "Nightmare X"
THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO.

Funny thing.... I don't like coffe, I don't have/want a vibrator, and I don't like Nintendo hardly. Now, if he said they put the D in DOS I may change, but we know that will never be true.

And funny thing about the Evil Dudes, is that, well, theyre dudes. To have NMX plug them so much must mean that he REALLY likes them. REALLY likes them. And, nothing wrong with liking catgirls. At least they're girls.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 07:44:00 pm: Haha, you owned the ToE.
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 05, 2005, 07:48:25 pm: This is spam. >_>

Protoman's gonna lock it.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 07:52:08 pm: Ah, to be a mod here..... And Pirate, since TPH lacks a specific spam section, we kinda have to doble upin the general section. From what I saw, any topic that NMX makes eventually ends up being an arguement or an RP thread, sinc NMX hardly ever makes a thread that has a specific subject to it.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 07:52:30 pm: I doubt it.
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Post by: Draconis on August 05, 2005, 08:00:05 pm: Quote from: "Pirate Cortez"
This is spam. >_>

Protoman's gonna lock it.

And the topic you started just to insult NMX isn't?
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 08:09:57 pm: We shouldn't be fighting. Make peace. Please?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 08:13:47 pm: Lawl, nice avatar!
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 08:17:19 pm: Heh. Thanks. I drew it in Flash. It'll be my new avatar for a while. Oh and by the way, Lazlo, what does "Lawl" mean?
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 08:22:19 pm: It's the sound you make when you say lol.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 05, 2005, 08:23:46 pm: OH!!! I get it! Well, anyway. I'm working on more GBD related material so keep an eye out for it!
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 05, 2005, 08:31:48 pm: I like his "please kill me now" face you drew. Looks awesome XD
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 08:56:00 pm: Thumbs up, soldier! Nice, Jehuty. The face is perfect, and the sweatdrop fits perfectly.
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Post by: NeoCalculus on August 05, 2005, 10:11:13 pm: *Just now notices this*

Oh for the love of Pete, Nightmare is here.
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Post by: Herb on August 05, 2005, 10:20:25 pm: lets just chill for now, nothing bad has happened yet so nobody kill each other

im tryin to be neutral
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Post by: Swiftman on August 05, 2005, 11:15:08 pm: Good luck with that, Herb. *big anime sweatdrop*
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 12:42:43 am: Yeah, I once tried to stay neutral to it, but then they started up, NMX and Cortez... You can't ignore them.
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Post by: Jehuty on August 06, 2005, 01:06:55 am: Yeah. Neutral is the way to go.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 06, 2005, 02:24:13 am: If you can keep your neutrality, thumbs up, but if you cant, you damn well better not support NMX.
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Post by: Jody on August 06, 2005, 04:23:29 am: I tend to find myself more on NMX's side usually cuz' it takes little to nothing to make Cortez fly off the wall. And then his anger makes him have shitty comebacks. Jody frowns upon shitty comebacks. But as fun as I'm sure it is to piss Cortez off, NMX should lay off a bit, and they should both stop complaining about each other and just deal. But that's my own opinion.
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Post by: Herb on August 06, 2005, 09:32:35 am: ok somebosy go start a thread where everyone can go talk ccrap abouteach other, and leave the rest of this forum alone and on-topic
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Post by: Pirate Cortez on August 06, 2005, 10:23:29 am: Quote from: "Nightmare X"
THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.

OH FUCK OFF AND DIE.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 11:40:49 am: Quote from: "Herb"
ok somebosy go start a thread where everyone can go talk ccrap abouteach other, and leave the rest of this forum alone and on-topic

NO! Not again. We tried that already, and it... didn't go well.
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Post by: Peaches on August 06, 2005, 12:47:02 pm: bleh
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 02:04:19 pm: Well, I guess Jody did it anyway... -_- She missed the day the Flame Zone was open on MMtL, though...
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 06, 2005, 04:09:46 pm: Quote
And funny thing about the Evil Dudes, is that, well, theyre dudes. To have NMX plug them so much must mean that he REALLY likes them. REALLY likes them. And, nothing wrong with liking catgirls. At least they're girls.

Of course I like myself, fool, I am an Evil Dude.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 06, 2005, 10:07:34 pm: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/gay_asians.jpg)
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Post by: Herb on August 06, 2005, 10:24:57 pm: haha i love it!

EDIT: i meant, i love the idea, but i dont actually love the picture because im not gay
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Post by: Swiftman on August 06, 2005, 10:30:04 pm: Heh heh. Thanks, Herb. I never thought I would find an actual purpose for that picture besides funny pic threads.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 06, 2005, 10:59:39 pm: YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!
Que! Yew! Double E, Eff, LIVES!!
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Post by: Jody on August 07, 2005, 03:51:32 am: Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
Well, I guess Jody did it anyway... -_- She missed the day the Flame Zone was open on MMtL, though...

*Nervous laugh* Actually..
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Post by: Peaches on August 07, 2005, 05:15:28 am: Yatta > NMX
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Post by: Nightmare X on August 07, 2005, 05:03:23 pm: Quote from: "Swiftman"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/gay_asians.jpg)

HOMOPHOBIC IMAGE, YOU HAVE BEEN HEREBY PROCLAIMED STUPIDER BY THE INTERWEB CONCLAVE.

What I mean is, the insult "gay" is lame and uncreative, come up with something wittier next time, human.
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Post by: Lazlo Falconi on August 07, 2005, 06:24:27 pm: But it is funny.
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Post by: Swiftman on August 07, 2005, 06:42:49 pm: Wittier insult, eh NMX?

Can't say you've been warned, ya freakin heterosexual leg humper.

Is that better, mortal?
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Post by: Crystalman on August 08, 2005, 09:50:41 pm: Wow. This forum could have done without the asian gay-orgy picture.
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Post by: Herb on August 08, 2005, 10:11:35 pm: nah

it got across a message in a very noticable way and it caused a few of us to chuckle. geez its not like seeing the picture turns you gay
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Post by: Tiger on August 08, 2005, 10:34:13 pm: Quote from: "Herb"
haha i love it!

EDIT: i meant, i love the idea, but i dont actually love the picture because im not gay

I'm not even sure if a gay man would like that.

Zaijian,
Tiger
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Post by: Herb on August 08, 2005, 10:50:49 pm: yea especially with the background and stuff