Author Topic: The thing this forum lacks to be perfect. (Read 17716 times)

Nightmare X · « **on:** August 05, 2005, 03:09:38 pm »

THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT CARE ABOUT LIFE ITSELF. THE EVIL DUDES CARE ONLY ABOUT DORITOS AND KILLING. THE EVIL DUDES ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FUN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IT IS FUTILE TO TRY AND STAND UP AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. IF YOU DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE EVIL DUDES YOU MAY BE KILLED SECOND INSTEAD OF FIRST. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE A SECRET BASE AND YOU DON'T. THE EVIL DUDES GET TO RIDE IN A HEAVILY ARMED TEDDY BEAR THAT CAN SHAPE SHIFT AND HAS BEEN DEEMED ILLEGAL BY THE GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU ALL RIDE IN YOUR CRAPPY-LOOKING STATION WAGONS. THE EVIL DUDES CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO. THE COOKIES HAVE NOT GONE TO HERSHEY'S COOKIES N CREAM CANDY BARS. THEY HAVE GONE INTO THE PALMS OF THE EVIL DUDES. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS A REALLY STUPID STATEMENT. THE EVIL DUDES HAVE KILLED THE MORON THAT ALLOWED THIS ACT OF PATHETIC TRANSLATION TO GET INTO THE FEEBLE MINDS OF ALL OTHERS BESIDES THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO. THE EVIL DUDES ARE COOL. YOU MAY NOT JOIN THE EVIL DUDES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH COMFY CHAIRS INSIDE THEIR MACHINES. THE EVIL DUDES DO NOT GIVE A FLYING **** IF THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES LIKE TO SEE YOU UNHAPPY. THE EVIL DUDES ALREADY RULE THE WORLD. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COULD WALK OUTSIDE ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON. IF YOU WALK OUTSIDE THIS VERY MINUTE AND ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY KILLED IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LUCKY. DO NOT RALLY AGAINST THE EVIL DUDES. SUBMIT TO THE EVIL DUDES.

Trigger · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:10:38 pm »

Catgirls > Evil dudes

Nightmare X · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:11:25 pm »

That's like comparing oranges with nukes, so no.

Jehuty · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:12:19 pm »

How many times have I seen that? Hmmmmm........

Trigger · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:12:29 pm »

Catgirls being the nukes and ED's being the oranges.

Bt hey, at least the ED's are fruity good! =O

Draconis · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:12:35 pm »

While I like catgirls, the Evil Dudes speech is just plain random, which makes it awesome.

Jehuty · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:14:21 pm »

There's also a couple variations of the speech.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:15:05 pm »

Quote from: "Trigger"

Catgirls being the nukes and ED's being the oranges.

Bt hey, at least the ED's are fruity good! =O

Quote from: "NMX"

THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO.

Trigger · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:15:30 pm »

Meh *lazies*

Draconis · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:15:40 pm »

Yes, but the original is the best.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:16:22 pm »

Quote from: "Jehuty"

There's also a couple variations of the speech.

They are worhtless ripoffs.

Jehuty · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:29:50 pm »

SearchMan EXE had one back on MMtL........... I think.

RetroJape · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2005, 06:53:49 pm »

OMG WTF KEFKA IS RIGHT HXNJBFKSDBVSJ WE NEED DORITOS!!1K

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2005, 06:56:30 pm »

-_- and I used to like this forum...

Swiftman · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2005, 07:36:40 pm »

Quote from: "Nightmare X"

THE EVIL DUDES MEAN EVERYTHING TO YOU. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE. THE EVIL DUDES ARE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR VIBRATOR. THE EVIL DUDES PUT THE N IN NINTENDO.

Funny thing.... I don't like coffe, I don't have/want a vibrator, and I don't like Nintendo hardly. Now, if he said they put the D in DOS I may change, but we know that will never be true.

And funny thing about the Evil Dudes, is that, well, theyre dudes. To have NMX plug them so much must mean that he REALLY likes them. REALLY likes them. And, nothing wrong with liking catgirls. At least they're girls.