TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Swiftman on September 01, 2005, 11:40:24 pm
-
Many of you don't know this.
I'm actually not very Canada proud.
DUN DUN DUN!
It's a true story.
I am FAR more loyal to my home province of Alberta. The main reason that I'm as Canada proud as I am is because Alberta is part of Canada.
Alberta has no debt, PLENTY of surplus money, a rapidly increasing in quality school system, better wages paid than other provinces, actualyl SANE politicians (this, peeps, is the biggest of all. Ralph Klein is better than your children [and Bush too.])
And, 100 years ago today, Alberta was established as an official province of Canada. 100 years ago today people, my home land and pride came into being.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/alberta02.jpg)
Here's to another happy 100, Alberta. *stands and salutes*
-
Happy Birthday Alberta. I love you. DONT LEAVE ME!!!!
-
Cool, man! Alberta actually sounds cooler than America and Austrailia combined now!
-
Wooooooot!!! Hooray for Alberta!!!
-
*starts singing Oh, Canada, but changes the words to:*
Oh, Alberta... ummm... that's all I know. Crap... *note to self: look up words to Oh, Canada*
Well, congrats to your province Swift, and here's to another century.
-
O Al-berta!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.
-
You win. Really, that's how it goes? Huh...*claps* Very nice singing too. I was in awe and stuff. Bravo.
-
I'd run off to find a funny picture about this, but... you know. Kasai and all.
-
I should record my voice and post it, thus making you regret that statement. I am a HORRIFYING TERRIBLE singer.
-
Yeah, it was great. I couldn't hear you singing, but it was still awesome.
-
*from the back row* Nobody cares!! *bricked*
100 years, eh? Well, Happy Birfday, Alberta. But remember, Ohio still has a 100+ years over your head bitch, best RECONIZE. ;P
-
Ohio is t3h suxx! *shot* Ohio did spawn Drew Carrey though, and he made Whose Line, and that show rocks.
But.... YAY FOR ALBERTA! And yay for the awesome fireworks show that Kary and Faris are currently at!
-
Why aren't you there?
-
Cuz I can make my own fireworks, and I was dead tired and totally pooped from 12 hours of straight yard work. I wanted to sit in front of y computer, and.... I'm glad I did.
-
Well, thats good. Everyone needs a break every now and then.
-
Professional fireworks are more fun, though... Well, except that time my dad and I grabbed all those roman candles and paraded around my front lawn... tehehe, that was fun.
Anyway, what's got you so glad to be sticking around, Swiffie?
-
A good friend. Which is obviously not me.
-
I'm obviously not said good friend either, because I'm not even on MSN. *Glares at a certain someone who only Swift knows who I'm glaring at so I don't know why I'm typing this*
-
Totally you, Skull. TOTALLY. I adore to see you come online. When I see the words: "Skull has just come online" my heart races. It pounds when they strike my sceen.
And you know that is a joke. You were about.... 30% of the gladness for my onlineage, Skull. (20% Phex, 60% another persona) And Skull knows too, Laz.
-
OMG WHYZ ARE YOU TEH TELLINGZ MY LIFE TO ANLINE PREVERTZES!!! ASHHAHAHAHHHHHH~~~~~~
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Swiftman/bunny1.jpg)
-
Ahhhh, is so cute.
-
ahh... only the good is mention... but true. I wouldn't really want to live in any other province. We also get a tuition break because of the centenial (sp?) . And Klein is okay, he did get drunk off his kiester one night and threw some money at some homeless people and told them to get a job back in 2001. But here here. I wouldn't live anywhere else.
A Nice parody of "the rant" click to hear (http://www.pyche.exquisito.tk/Stuff/iamalbertan.mp3)
-
Whoa... Psyche lives in Alberta... Never woulda guessed.
-
Nor would I have.......... @_@ W00t FOR ALBERTANS! WE KICK ALABAMA'S ASS! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shot*
-
That totally wasn't me, but it may have been that hillbilly reading over my shoulder. Man, that guy's creepy.
-
Theres an old saying...
canada smells end of story!
You could have revulted from the brits like your sister country the US but no, you got out of being a coloney the legal way. Bah.
-
Dude, I make fun of Canada all the time, but not during an excuse to celebrate! Besides, the Propane convention is in Alberta! PROPANE!
-
"Bobby, I got propane in my urethra."
-King of hte Hill parody on the Simpsons
I laughed so feckin hard when I heard that..... Almost as hard as Colin saying: "You can get poo from fuud!"
-
yea that was funny.
And lazlo, I posted it the day after so its ok.
-
*backhands jv2k* RESPECT YER ELDERS, BOAH!
-
NEVER!
YOU CAN SLAP ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!
-
YOUR BRAVEHEART REFERANCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME! *Zaps you with awesome eye lasers*
-
*Blocks laser with a garbage can cover and reflects it back at lazlo*
Awsome this!
-
*Awesome eye lasers only give me more power* HAHA! NOW TAKE THIS! *Shoots lasers of awesomeiemity at you*
-
Damn you, there is only one thing I can do, but I must think fast and use your weakness.
*kicks lazlo in the nads*
Ha!
-
*Is still wearing a cup*
-
Damn it....
ROLL-CHAN!
*sends in roll-chan to seduce lazlo*
you can't resist the lead boobies!
-
Yes I can.
-
Really, how about with her new jiggling action!
-
I can still resist. Thanks to mighty exotic women.