Author Topic: Humanity will fall. (Read 14343 times)

Trigger · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2005, 02:40:55 am »

Hehehehehehe....Skitz Head....Hehehehe

Swiftman · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2005, 02:43:53 am »

Your story be kool, Skull. Leave us with a cliffhanger.... Will he make it to class, or will he be hit by an 18-wheeler!? WHO KNOWS.......

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2005, 02:46:00 am »

Only time will tell.

kekekekekekekekekekeke.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2005, 07:26:57 pm »

ZOMG CHAPTER TREE!!!

Chapter Three: Did I make it in time?

Man its dark in here. I sure don't remember Bio class being this dark. I can't see a thing. I can't even see my hand infront of me. Wait a second. Waaaaaiiiitttt a second.

OH god. Oh god. OH god NO!!!

I can't see my arm, but I also can't move it. Its so numb. Like its paralyzed. I wont move. It wont budge. I check my...no. Its stuck to. Help. HELP!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!! I CAN'T MOVE!!! Wait a minute. I can't talk. I can't move my mouth. I can't move anything. I am totally paralyzed.

Pant pant pant. Must not panic, must not panic. I got it. Its not dark in here. My eyes are closed. If I could just open them. Urrrrrr. Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. There like lead. But wait, there moving. Slowly. YES YES!!!! I'm not fully paralyzed. Aaaaaannnnd POP. AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH!!!! BRIGHT BRIGHT IT BURNS!!!! Wait, no it doesn't. Its bright, but I can't feel it burning into my eyes.

Wait, theres a figure standing over me. A nurse. A grad student. Maybe she can help me.

Nope. She looks more surprised than anything. Hmmm. I'll try and move my arm again. UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRrrr!!! Yes, its moving, and it......drops. Now it drops. Its hanging on the side of the...what is this am I on. I guess its a table. and I maneged to push my arm off the table. Dammit, she seems even more shocked. Shes screaming, but I can't hear. Whats going on?

Wait, someone else is coming. A doctor. YES!!! Maybe he can help me. What? Wait. No. NO!!! Get your hand away from my face!!! What are you doing? Don't do that. Stop it!!! NO!!!

That bastard. He closed my eyes again.

Swiftman · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2005, 09:40:55 pm »

Abdass, Skull. Totally abdass.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2005, 02:19:48 pm »

Chapter 4: Bored. Bored bored bored bored bored.

Well, I've been here for a couple of days now. At least it feels like a couple of days. Man, times goes by slow, uh, wherever the hell I'm at. I'm pretty sure this is some kind of secret government facility of somekind. Ya know, the kind of secret government facilites that is mostly in the care of college students.

Man its dark. I've tried to open my eyes again, but all I see is black, so I'm not to sure if I am blind, "asleep", or am just sitting in some small dark room.

Damn, I'm so freakin' bored....and hungry. I feel sooooo empty inside. Man, I swear, I must have been in here for a couple of days now. SOOOOOOOO HUNGY!!!! I could sure go for a burger right now, or a steak, or some pork, chicken, fish, shrimp, crab, lobster, duck, ostrich, porcupin, rats, humans....wait...what? No, I'm not THAT hungry, I'm just bored out of my mind, thats all. Gotta stay focused, can't go losing my sanity yet.

Er, my nose itches...man, I wish I could scratch it, but I'm paralyzed, or at least mostly paralyzed.

Hmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, look on the bright, side of life, doo dooo, do do, dodo dodo dooo dooo.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT ITCHES SO BAD. I MUST SCRATCH IT.

Hahhhhh, thats better. Wait. I can move? I can move. I CAN MOVE!!!! Score! Lets see, can anything else move. Yep, legs, arms, neck, eyes, fingers, toes, yup, everything is there and operational. Welp, I better get up and see what....Ouch.

Low cieling. Damn that smarts.

Swiftman · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:33:20 pm »

Nice. I like it, and so does the Demon Duck.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:37:09 pm »

That duck scares me.

Swiftman · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:41:38 pm »

No it's not. The Demon Duck's job is to distract, not scare. To brutaly murder is the Wereduck's joob. [as you well know, Skull.]

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:48:20 pm »

Yes, unfortunatley, the wereduck and I.......have alot in common.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #25 on:** September 12, 2005, 11:50:22 pm »

Chapter 5: I walketh...again.

Well, my head doesn't hurt so much now. Lets try getting up again.

Hmm, well, at least I know that I can't physically get up. I'm like, trapped in some sort of metal box. This must be part of the experiment. I bet its supposed to be some sort of cryo chamber. Man, I'm hungry. Well, how about I just push down by my feet abit.

Well, it seems to be opening. I guess that was a good place to start. Now, lets see if I can move it some more.

YES!!! Its working. Almost there.

Man, sitting here for as long as I have sure has made my muscles weak.

..............................

Well, now that I'm out, its time to take a little walk about. Oh hey, its that nurse again. "Uuuuuuuugh" Damn, my voice doesn't quite work, let my try again. "Hhhhhhhhhheeelllloo. C'c'ccccan you hellllllp me?" Shit, she fainted. What's her deal anyway. Oh wait, I'm naked. Damn. This must be some sort of lab.

Swiftman · « **Reply #26 on:** September 12, 2005, 11:56:45 pm »

NICE! I like the perfect blend of humour and mystery. Keep at it, mate!

Trigger · « **Reply #27 on:** September 13, 2005, 05:55:28 am »

Holy Crap I missed alot!

Skull....Pure Baddass. This could make a good comic, ya know. =o

Anwyays, it's funny, and awesome. Keep it up.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #28 on:** September 13, 2005, 12:01:01 pm »

Chapter 6: Oh now what?

Wait a minute, double take time. Ouch. Not only am I totally nude, but also the right half of my.."GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! OOOF." Owwwww. The hell? I just fell over and....owwwwwwwwwww, my entire body aches. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. What the hell? I just noticed that my entire right side of my body is all bruised to hell and..."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!" It hurts sooo freakin' much. I don't get it. Why?

"Ah, so I see your up, erm, so to speak."

Who the hell just said that? "Who the hell are you? Errrrrrrmmmm."

"Thats not really important right now."

Like hell, of course its important. I want to know who you are. Maybe if I turn around, I can see him. Errrrrrrrr, it hurrrrrrrrrrts soooooo much!!! Eeeeeaaaa GAH.... Oh, its him. That a-hole who closed my eyes...uhm, damn I forget how many days ago. "You...."

"Hmm. So you remember my face eh? Most impressive. You turned out better than I though."

What the hell is this crack pot yammering about? "What the hell are you yammering about?"

"Feh, I'll tell you, but I can only tell you so much. The shock of it all might kill you."

What? Whats this about shock? Am I dieing?

"Well, it all started when a student of mine came up with a theory. I noticed that when people become aware of there own mortality, then seem to die alot sooner. Like say, through massive blood loss or dismemberment, like in wars and the like. This is called shock, which seems to be a natural defense mechanism to stop any long going, unnecessary pain. Well, he theorized that if the body would recieve enough trama, to the point of nearly dieing, that if the person was not aware of there mortality, they could pull out of it just fine. I thought this was pure rubbish at the time, but I decided to test it out. From our 20 subjects chosen at random, you were the first to actually survive."

What? "You mean to say that I was put into danger for your test? You sick bastard."

"Oh no. No no no no no no. Our subjects were chosen not but us, but by themselves. In your case, it was your carelessness to look both ways before crossing the street. Oh dear, I may have said too much"

"What? GGGGGGGEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" My brain, my body....it feels like its on fire. "You.....mean....to say....I was......hit.....by a.....EEEEEYAAAAAAAAH!!!!! By a....GRHHHHHH....By a b'b'b'b'b'bus?"

"Well....yes. I can't seem to hide it from you. Yes, you were hit by a bus. You weren't flattened thankfully, but you did get a pretty good blow to your body. It was a miracle you didn't die on the spot, but you life was fading pretty quickly."

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You mean to say.......I'm......geeeeh...dead?"

"What? No you silly boy, of course not. Your very much alive. Weren't you paying attention to anything I was saying?"

Its sort of hard when you're entire body feels like its aflame douche bag. "Guh, not quite."

"I thought as much. Well, its time to terminate this experiment. It obviously was a fluke and my student was a fool to come up with this theory. I'll give him an A though, but only for origionality. Good bye."

What? Whats he-guh. Uh..........................................................

And thats the end of the story. *does a little jig*