TPH Forum
General => General => Topic started by: Nightmare X on November 15, 2005, 01:22:10 pm
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No, really, I find it highly amusing that you people are unable to tell from ridiculous RPing (The "I hate you all" role, which I thought was rather obvious since I added "For no reason at all" to it) from actual statements, and get too worked up about a guy on the internet (That being me) who just happens to have a huge ego.
And yes, I am fairly aware I am not liked, but since feelings are not a thing that matters on the internet (at least not to me) it doesn't stop me from spouting the kind of crap I oh-so-enjoy spewing,
I suggest you all not get so worked up over something as minor as ridiculous claims of mine (Hating everyone is impossible, and if I actually hated you all as much as I hate, say, RMX. do you HONESTLY think I would ACTUALLY post here? Please) and that if you don't like me, fine, I don't care, anyone who expects to be liked by everyone and everything is clearly foolish, as it's not possible.
Either way, even if you all hate me (Oh no, E-hate, how horrible) I will still hang around here, unless I get banned, which I know many of you would enjoy.
So let me clear a few things up, first, DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY, I guess you don't know me enough to realize that most of the crap I say is jokes (Save for a few stuff, such as the criticizing of crappy music or the bashing of dumbass homophobes)
and that they don't deserve all of this foolish e-drama.
So, if you excuse me, I would like to ask for the foolish e-drama to stop, as it is a waste of both sides' time and will get nowhere, if you want to keep up with the e-drama, then go on, I don't care, I will most likely blatantly ignore you.
Now, back to your regular schedule of whatever the hell your regular schedule is.
And no, there's no apologizing, don't look for it, there's also no subliminal message telling you to eat your babies, nor any hidden clickable link to goatse.
OMFG NIGHTMARE X IS STOPPING A FIGHT, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S THE HOLOCAUST.
*cough*
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While I would enjoy you being banned, let me make it clear that I do not hate you. You haven't done anything worth hating. I don't hate people simply because they're annoying. And I don't take everything you say seriously. I don't even take in everything you say. I just defend my point.
And, for future referance, there was no fight. You may have been trying to instigate one, but there was never a fight. Just us replying to what you said. That's what forums are for.
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NMX, well worded, very lengthy.
But hey, as Lazlo said, we're just defending a point. Perhaps it is YOU that needs to work on a sarcasm detector. Who knows, cuz I sure don't.
I dun got much to add, since I wasn't really part of the 'E-drama' this time around. [odd, because it's usually me right smack in the middle of it on TPH.]
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Yes, yes, but it can be considered a flamewar, and thus E-drama, and thus a fight.
And whatever it was, it was still pointless.
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In the mighty words of Superion...
"In defence, I ATTACK!"
And that describes what happened earlier, basically, I'm sure. That i know of. Then agian, I'm very often wrong.
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By the way, E-Drama is the best thing ever, lawl.
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In defence, I rip you a new one then laugh my ass off then head to destroy texas again [/RPing]
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Destroy Texas? Wow, you've had a good idea for once. Awesome.
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I found 6 hidden dancing tubgirl links and after reading your post, I feel like eating some baby stew.
BTW I voted eh?
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Vile lies.
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Are there any other kinds? Not to me.
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People were all worked up about something? I figured we were just all messing around. Hell, I was.
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People were all worked up about something? I figured we were just all messing around. Hell, I was.
No kidding. I just thought it was one of NMX's Argument RP's and responded in kind. I had no idea he was actually thinking I was SERIOUS! Maybe I'm too good at that...
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People are stupid.
End of story.
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People are stupid.
End of story.
This deserves a sequel.
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People are stupid.
End of story.
This deserves a sequel.
Now a Trilogy.
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People are stupid.
End of story.
This deserves a sequel.
Now a Trilogy.
Give it a season series on TBS.
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Nightmare X then rips Swiftman's spleen off and feeds it to his turtle.
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Are there any other kinds? Not to me.
There are sweat lies, like the ones I live everyday!
*walks away with his imaginary entourage of hawt chicks*
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Nightmare X then rips Swiftman's spleen off and feeds it to his turtle.
The hell you do that for? I was approving of something you approved, not out of spite, but out of knowledge that the truth was spoken there!
And I need my spleen. *takes it back and shoves it where it belongs*
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Nightmare X then rips Swiftman's spleen off and feeds it to his turtle.
The hell you do that for? I was approving of something you approved, not out of spite, but out of knowledge that the truth was spoken there!
And I need my spleen. *takes it back and shoves it where it belongs*
Yea... I kinda found my way into his turtles home..... lets just say its in a better place now, and that it was delicious......
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I'll readily admit that i thought you were being serious, and i'll take things with a pinch of salt in future.
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Nightmare X then rips Swiftman's spleen off and feeds it to his turtle.
The hell you do that for? I was approving of something you approved, not out of spite, but out of knowledge that the truth was spoken there!
And I need my spleen. *takes it back and shoves it where it belongs*
TBS sucks. Need I say more?
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My turtle can't be eaten, you fool.
as it happens to be bigger than your city, better than your kids and more badass than you.
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Impossible only thing more badass than me is my blind mute butler Geraldo. He kills bears with his teeth.
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a REAL butler wouldn't need teeth.
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Impossible only thing more badass than me is my blind mute butler Geraldo. He's mute, 'ya know!
*Fixed*
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My town is freaking village. And I know your town ain't no better.
Kepe acting this way and you won't be HAVING no kids, what with your insufferable superiority complex, no one can/could/will be able to stand you.
What, your ass is abd now? Who dictated that? Who voted you that you could call yourself that here? Not on TPH, I'd say.
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I can clone myself if I want kids.
that way they'll be 100% like me, without any impurities.
THEN WE'LL CREATE A RACE OF SUPER BADASS NINJA CYBORG HOBOS AND DESTROY TEXAS, SET POLAND ON FIRE AND SMITE THOSE WHO OPPOSE US.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
*cough*
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But surely you could not live with yourself. the clones would battle and kill each other for the position of top NMX, deafiting the object of teh exercise.
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Hence the plan to create them to be 10% inferior to me, and thus not capable of disobeying my orders.
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but surely all teh 10% clones would battle for superiority among themselves, the only solution being to have a slowly descending scale, allowing only 99 more clones, gradually becoming less superior, till they become that of the average forumer.
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I also will modify their brains so they can't disobey what I command (Which means no fighting against each other), and actually serve as mere extensions of myself, so I'll be able to rule them all at the same time.
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So a hive mind complex?
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SILENCE! I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION!!!!1
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Do you ever?
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Impossible only thing more badass than me is my blind mute butler Geraldo. He's mute, 'ya know!
*Fixed*
freakazoid quote for the win!
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Nightmare X spits on the floor, then pulls out his shotgun and proceeds to open fire on Swiftman.
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Swiftman then deflects all attacks with his Tritanium armor.
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Impossible only thing more badass than me is my blind mute butler Geraldo. He's mute, 'ya know!
*Fixed*
freakazoid quote for the win!
How could I not? :D
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Nightmare then uses his psychic powers to detect microscopic cracks in Swiftman's armor, which can be penetrated by bullets.
Nightmare X then pulls out an Illuminati LKA16 Riffle and shoots at said cracks, destroying the armor.
He then pulls out his scythe and decapitates a horse just to piss animal rights acitivists off.
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Swiftman then pulls out a Personal Absorbtion Shield, which absorbs any sort of damage no matter the state of matter, and pulls out his predator plasma pistol and fires a charged shot into NMX's eye.
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However, due to random awesomeness, Nightmare's eye totally absorbs the beam, Nightmare then casts DeBarrier on Swiftman, destroying his field then unleashes the absorbed attack as your classical badass Eye laser thingy.
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The eye laser attack is absorbed into Swiftman's pure Canadian skin, which out-awesomes Illumnati any day, then Swiftman uses the collective energy of a single hair on his head, which is dirty blonde, total awesome, and uses the energy sapped from it to cause an unstoppable explosion within NMX, in the region of his heart, 5 cm diameter only, but is a total of 120,000 degress Celcius.
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However, the one actually affected was a dumbass member of RMX's mafia, who dies like a pussy while screaming random bullshit about how "Japan > All, rofl".
Nightmare then laughs and beats Swiftman to a bloody pulp.
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Swiftman's bloody remains shape and shift, reforming into guess who, Nega Swiftman.
Nega Swiftman runs his Dark Tonfurs against each other with a kickass SHING! sound, then he dahses forward to NMX and begins slashing at him, dealing 37 cuts in 1.5 seconds, a new record.
Nega Swiftman then jumps backwards and transforms back into normal Swiftman, who pulls out a Dr. pepper, for lack of a n A&W Root Beer, and drinks, waiting for NMX to come up with the counter to Nega Swiftman's attack.
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All 37 slashes are blocked by Nightmare's Thanatos (A scythe thing), Nightmare is clearly not impressed, so he summons Trogdor to burninate Nega Swiftman while Nightmare sits down and reads a book titled "!??!?!?!".
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KingSPider then comes in for no good reason besides Swift saying Canadian skin is better than Illuminati <insert "OMG RACIST" here>.
After watching Swift being burninated,KS flips out and kills a bunch of corpses, and then uses them to pin down Swift while he summons the pope and antipope to meet each toher which will from pur eenergy, enough for KS to kill anything.
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.............. antipope?
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Trogdor attempted to burninate Swiftman, but the flames were easily reflected by his flawless Canadian skin. Swiftman then picked up Trogdor by the arm and flung him at KingSpider, still burninating, and burninates KingSpider and collides with the pope and Antipope in a huge fiery explosion that was visible from space.
Nightmare X, still reading the book titled "!??!?!?!", was distracted by it's intriguing and wonderfully thoughtful material inside it, until Swiftman came over and very swiftly, without Nightmare X noticing, switched it with a book about yaoi fairy men.
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awwww...
I love you too NMX. <3
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However, the yaoi book Swiftman gave to NMX was instantly burned by random awesomeness, then the "!??!?!?!" book jumped towards Swiftman's face while making a "SKREEEEEEE" sound and began sucking Swiftman's life out.
Thousands of hundreds of millions of metroids then came and began draining Swiftman's life out, as Nightmare X confiscated the Ice Beam and any other form of Metroid Killing.
Nightmare X then used a Nova Bomb on Swiftman's drained body.
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*enters topic*
<_<
>_>
*throws buckets full of fish at people*
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After absorbing energy from the resulting explosion,he turned into Soul Edge, which posessed him, made him go insane, and shout stuff like "Massacre!" and "Bloodbath!". It also allowed him to grab the already limb body of Swiftman and devour his soul and imaple him, followed by him forging Space Stalin.
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While the metroids began sucking the energy out of Swiftman, Swiftman sucked the energy abck out of them, mimicing their own powers, the Nova bomb uselessly being repelled 1 cm from Swiftman's body by some unknown force of Alberta.
Now more powerful than before, the metroids sucked dry into useless space crap, Swiftman dashed in mid-air for the Soul Edge possessed KingSpider and used a Super Perpendicular Kick against him, striking King Spider in teh stomach and causing him to vomit out all possession of Soul Edge , along with a kidney.
Swiftman then flew over using his mastery of the Descently Arts and used Mega Batchin' Judo Chop on Nightmare X's neck, snapping his spinal column into 18 pieces and severing all nerveous connections to his vital organs.